🚀 go-pugleaf

The problem with renting is that after you return the product you've got
nothing to show for the money you shelled out.  I think a better solution
would be to buy kids that have been previously owned, at a good price, and
then keep them locked in the closet or basement until you need them.  I
think this would be the most economical solution in the long run.  You could
take them out whenever friends or relatives visit so you can "play family"
and then once the visitors leave it's back to the cellar!  What could be
more convenient?.  Another nice thing about this is that when you come home
from a frustrating day at the office rather than yell at the wife or kick
the dog you can simply go down to the basement and beat the kids until you
feel better!  You can see that this could really be a marriage saver!  Now
for those of you who are worried that the kids might be killed or seriously
injured during the beatings I can tell you not to worry.  If the owner kills
or seriously damages the children then they will be worthless and he won't
even be able to sell them!  Then he'd have to buy a whole new set of kids!
Not very cost conscious!

Regards,
FreeMan