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**** <blam...@telepath.com> wrote in article
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> Take five minutes to read this and it WILL change your life.
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YOURS WILL CHANGE AGAIN IF YOU DON'T POST IN THE PROPER PLACE!!!
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> Now before the normal official text I present here my story. First, I
NEVER
> do anything like this...
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WE WERE QUITE PLEASE THEN!
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> ...:) However, I started thinking...
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THIS IS WHEN YOU STARTED TO BECOME DANGEROUS!
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> ... I sent a dollar to everyone on the list (at least I made them
happy...
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BUT YOU'RE NOT MAKING US!
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> if I gain nothing from this myself :)
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I CAN ASSURE YOU.  YOU'VE HAVE GAIN OUR WRATH!!!
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> ...and am now awaiting for my share.
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YOUR SHARE OF OUR WRATH IS ON IT'S WAY!
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> If I did this, there's no reason for you not to...
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YES, WE AGREE.  NO REASON FOR US NOT TO DELIVER OUR...
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> ... The Internet has grown tremendously. It doubles in size every 4
months.
> think about it. You see those 'Make.Money.Fast' posts more and more.
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THAT'S BECAUSE THERE'S MORE AND MORE CALLOUS FOOLS LIKE U AROUND THIS DAYS!
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> <SNIP>
> Well, two weeks later, I began recieving bucks in the mail!  I couldn't
> believe it!
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YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!  YOU HAVE TWO WEEKS TO POST AN APOLOGY!!!
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> Not just a little, I mean big bucks!
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DO WORRY STEERS, RHINOS, ELEPHANTS ARE ALONG THE WAY!  EVEN THE KITCHEN
SINK TOO!!!
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> ...then a week later, a couple of thousand, then BOOM.
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THE BOOM IS GONNA BE SO BIG THAT U DON'T POST INDISCRIMINATELY AGAIN!!!
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> <SNIP A LOT>
> Do I know these folks? No, ...
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OF COURSE U DON'T KNOW US FOLKS HERE.  THAT'S REASON FOR YOUR CALLOUS
ACTIONS! 
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> but when I read how they...
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YOU BETTER KNOW HOW TO READ AND HOW WE FEEL...
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> ...it made sense to me. Enough sense...
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YOU BETTER HAVE A LOT OF THAT TOO!  
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> <SNIP A LOT>
> ... with the words: "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST."
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DON'T WORRY YOU ALREADY ARE ON OUR LIST!  ALL ARE AWAITING FURTHER
INSTRUCTIONS.
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> Post the article to at least 250 newsgroups.
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DO THAT!  DON'T SAY WE DIDN'T WARN YA!
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> Try posting to as many newsgroups as you can.
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YES, GO AHEAD AND TRY!
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> Remember the more groups you post to, the more people will see your
article and send > you...
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YES, DO IT AND SEE WHAT THE MORE OF US WILL SEND!  I DON'T EVEN KNOW
MYSELF, QUITE A LARGE NUMBER OF US CAN BE VERY IMAGINATIVE!!!
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> Remember, the Internet is new and huge.
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YES, INDEED IT ISSSSS!!!
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> There is no way you can lose.
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WE'LL SEE WHO WINS!   YOU AGAINST USSSSS!!!
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> Now here is how and why this system works:
> Out of every block of 250 posts I made, I got back 5 responses.
> Yes, thats right,only 5. You make $5.00 in cash...
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NOW HERE'S HOW OUR SYSTEM WORKS:
OUT OF EVERY 250 POSTS YOU MAKE, YOU GET BACK 5 RESPONSES FROM EACH POST.
YES, THAT'S RIGHT, ONLY 5.  YOU GET 1250 IN ???
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> <SNIP>
> Now these 50 new people will make 250 postings each with your
> name at...
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NOW SINCE YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS IS STILL IN THIS POSTINGS AT ..., AND YOU
STILL ARE IN OUR LIST...  WELL?
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> ...10,000 postings. Average return, 500 people= $500.
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VERY CERTAIN RECEPTION FROM US, 10,000 POSTINGS = 50,000 ???
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> They make 250 postings each with your name at #2= 100,000
> postings=5000 returns at $1.00 each=$5,000.00 in cash!
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100,000 POSTINGS = I PITY YOU!!!
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> Finally, 5,000 people make 250 postings each with your name at
> #1 and you get a return of $60,000 before your name drops off
> the list.
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WHAT I CAN SAY IS YOU CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR NAME TO BE DROP OFF OUR LIST!!!
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> From time to time when you see your name is no longer on the list,
> you take the latest posting you can find and start all over again.
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JOLLY GOOD!  BY THEN THE WHOLE INTERNET WILL BE ON YOU!!!
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> The end result depends on you.
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THE END OF U DEFINITELY DEPENDS ON YOU!!!
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> You must follow through and repost this article everywhere you can think
of.
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YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT!
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> The more  postings you  make, the more cash ends up in
> your mailbox. It's too easy and too cheap to pass up!!!
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SEE WHAT ENDS UP IN YOUR MAILBOX!!!
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> So thats it. Pretty simple sounding stuff, huh? But believe me, it
> works. There are millions of people surfing the net every day, all
> day, all over the world.
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WHO U WISH TO BELIEVE?  ONE OR THE MILLIONS ALL OVER THE WORLD THAT U WILL
BE OFFENDING!!!
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> And 100,000 new people get on the net every day.
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TO BE DUPED INTO YOUR SCAMS!!!  TO BE CORRUPTED TO DO SPAMS!!!  TO FILL THE
NET WITH YOUR FILTH!!!  WHAT'S LEFT TO GET ON?  READ YOUR GARBAGE AND BE ON
OF YOUR MINIONS?
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> You know that, you've seen the stories in the paper.
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YES!  BUT YOU HAVE NOT READ THE LATEST IN HANDLING SORRY CASES LIKE YOU!!!
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> So, my friend, read and follow the simple instructions and play
> fair. Thats the key, and thats all there is to it. 
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PLAY FAIR?  WE WILL, IF YOU LEAVE THE NET CLEAN!
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> Print this out right now so you can refer back to this article easily.
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YES, DO IT!  PRINT THIS, GIVE IT TO YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS, NEIGHBOURS,
FRIENDS, COLLEAGUES, ETC.  SO THEY'LL KNOW WHEN THEY GET ONTO THE NET IT'LL
BE FREE FROM GARBAGE!
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> Try to keep an eye on all the postings you made to make sure everyone is
> playing fairly.
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YES, KEEP AN EYE FOR SCAMS AND SPAMS AND DO YOUR PART AS RESPONSIBLE
NETIZENS!
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> You know where your name should be.
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YES, WE'LL KNOW THEIR NAMES WHEN THEY DO THEIR POSTINGS.
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> REMEMBER....HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.YOU DON'T
> NEED TO CHEAT THE BASIC IDEA TO MAKE THE BUCKS!
> ...
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WHAT IS HONESTY IF YOU ARE AN IRRESPONSIBLE NETIZEN.  YOU DON'T NEED TO
INCONVENIENCE AND ANTAGONIZE THE NET WORLD TO MAKE BIG BUCKS!
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> *** By the way, if you try to deceive people by posting the messages...
> <SNIP>
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BY THE WAY, IF YOUR POSTING WAS POSTED IN 'ALT.MAKE.MONEY.FAST' WE WOULD
NOT HAVE BOTHERED WITH YOU!
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> TRY IT AND YOU'LL BE HAPPY!!!  :o) !!!!!!!!!!
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YES, TRY NOT TO CROSS THE BOUNDARIES IN YOUR POSTINGS THEN EVERYONE WILL BE
HAPPY!!!
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