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Hello, I am master Marty Kombat.  For the longest time which is quite a
record for myself if I must say so, I have been away. I have returned to
alt.games.mk!  I do not intend to leave none to soon. I have much
instore for this newsgroup. Yes, this newsgroup is dead. There is
nothing going on here, but there is now! (Trust me!)
Before I begin, allow me to say hi to all my fellow friends, and
enemies. I am not here to make enemies, but that could happen. Why?
Well, that's a long story too.... 
To all my fellow kombat friends: Nosaj, Jonin01, Scott Howell,
Knightstorm, Master-Tsung, Jenn Dolari, Bud Boles,  Chris and Elizabeth,
and many many more!  Love you guys....
No, your beautiful....really!

A new era has come about in the world of Master Marty Kombat. What you
think will happen with my return will not happen. However, you should
always expect the unexpected. I am able to help create inspiration for
new mortal kombat games of the future. For example, the name
"Darnancient Falls"....Perhaps this name mean nothing to you, but do you
have any clue as to what inspiration this creation of mine brought to
Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance?  Remember in Mortal Kombat Deadly
Alliance how Sub-Zero held a tournament to find new recruits for the new
Lin Kuei clan? Frost was one of those new recruits. This Lin Kuei
tournament was possibly inspired by my so called "Mortal Friday
Tournament Competition" that was created by yours truly....well, ME!  
Darnancient Falls was a creation of mine who would host the "Mortal
Friday Tournament Competition", which was all created by me, Master
Marty Kombat.  You know what troubles me?  I never even got a thank you!
BAH HA HA!  Oh well, such is the way of life. Man, I'm starting to talk
like the "great Deku tree'. MMmm, nevermind!

Well, look forward to one on one interviews with Kombat warriors of
Mortal Kombat, a few mortal kombat stories of my own, and anything else
I can come up with to do in this newsgroup.
Yours Truly,
Master Marty Kombat