🚀 go-pugleaf

Hi Everybody at alt.games.mk,
I called Skizelli's house, and his mom answered the phone first.
I said, does Skizelli live there? She said who is this?  Then I told her
that I was a friend that he worked with. So I haerd her in the
background calling Skizelli to the phone.
Then Skizelli answered the phone.......I said, what's up man? He said,
who is this?
I said this is Marty Kombat, and I want to know why you think your such
a big shot trolling the newsgroup.
He said, "I can do anything I damn want to do you %$#@"
Then I said, how old are you?  He said, "What does it matter?"
I then told him, "because people want to know if you have a life besides
sitting around all day typing on your mommies computer."
Then he said, "Who the %$#@ do you think your are calling me. How did
you get my number?
Then I heard his mom come on another phone in his house.....she said,
"Who is this?"
I told her that I was Skizelli's gay boyfriend just to hear what she
would say. (Keep in mind that I am not really gay, I am straight, but I
just wanted listen to her freak out....It was really funny)
She said, Skizelli.......hang up now!
Then I heard Skizelli say, "Yes mother!"
Then when she hung up, Skizelli said, "You sorry #$%@!" 

I figure he is at least 21 or 22 years old.
Anyway, I just wanted everyone to know that Skizelli is just a bunch of
talk. He likes threating people and harassing them much like I use to do
years ago. He likes to hide out in an alternative newsgroup to where
anything goes. Even If someone reported his abusive internet
behavior.....they wouldn't do anything because in an alternative
newsgroup, "Anything goes."
It seems that Skizelli wants to be on the "extra safe side" by using an
e-mail account in the newsgroup that is not even real. It is fake, so he
likes to hide behind that.
Me on the other hand, my webtv account is real, and I am not hiding
behind anything.
People in this newsgroup know who I am, and they don't let me get to
them anymore. I must say I am impressed. Everybody also knows that I am
not here but for one thing, and one thing only. No, I am not here to
harass or push a bunch of fake mortal kombat stuff down peoples throats
like I use to. Mortal Kombat is not real anyway! I am here to put
Skizelli on the spot by letting him know that he can no longer harass
and flame my old mortal kombat friends here in alt.games.mk. 
As long as you are here Skizelli flaming and trolling, I am going to be
here trying my best to make you the "New Whipping Boy" of the newsgroup.
You will be someone that I will make a comic strip out of. People will
be reading my articles instead of yours just to see what I have to say
about you.
No one here likes threats, and they don't like being harassed. I am
going to stop you from doing all of that Skizelli, if it is the last
thing I do.
I will make a deal with you........If you leave alt.games.mk, I will
leave taking anything that even looks like me away from this place. If
you stay...I stay here making you look stupid. So what's it gonna be?
Do you really think you can go one on one with me, Master Marty Kombat?
Everybody in the group here is on my side. No, lots of them don't like
me, but they will agree with me on one thing....No harassing or threats
will be happening here in alt.games.mk.....Nobody here deserves that.
The way I look at it, if I am going to get into a newsgroup and act
stupid, then I should at least have a good cause for it. 
My cause you ask? To take you out of here.
If you leave, I leave.....that is the deal.
Yours truly,
Master Marty Kombat

Don't make me call you mommy again. If I know you, I bet you try to deny
that I even called you to begin with, just to spare being humilated. You
weeny!