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MKNewspaper- Welcome Marty Kombat to nightwolf at talkcity.

Skizelli- Hello room!

MajorBriggs- Marty, let me start by saying what is the deal with this
new character you call "Skizelli"?

Skizelli- Yes, I have been doing some research on some various things in
the world of mortal kombat here lately. I just got back from my tour
from China and certain parts of Asia. The trip was great. Anyway, coming
back to the states, I quickly picked up where I left off in the
newsgroup alt.games.mk. This new Skizelli character should be promising
as I shall use him to create much entertainment for all of the Marty
Kombat fans.

LinKueiFranky- Marty, why did you leave the Lin Kuei clan to start with?

Skizelli- I left the Lin Kuei to join in with the dragons....They had
some interesting answer on certain things about the world of mortal
kombat that I had been searching for, but never could find with the Lin
Kuei. You guys are great, but the Dragons are more interesting to me for
some reason.....

LinKueiSektor- Marty, why is there some guy in the newsgroup
alt.games.mk impersonating your Skizelli character?

Skizelli- Well, I have only been back for two days, I had no idea there
was anyone in the group other than me who had that name. This could be a
problem. Remember years ago somebody carried one of our names, and had
not earned the title to be called LinKueiSektor? Therefore, we had to
make some problems...

LinKueiFranky- Hey, I remember that!  He turned out to be just a little
kid after it was all said and done.

LinKueiZinChang- Marty, what is the deal with your new Skizelli Mortal
Kombat website? Whatever happened to Mortal Kombat Continues?

Skizelli- Actually, Mortal Kombat Continues went down the drain of a
toilet. I flushed it with a load of crap in which I called "Skizelli"
That is where I got the inspiration for that name. I was inspired by a
pile of shit. Who would ever imagine that huh?

LinKueiFranky- BAH HA HA HA HA!

MajorBriggs- Marty, what is your future intentions with your skizelli
character?

Skizelli- I plan to mostly entertain the newsgroup of alt.games.mk by
making my skizelli character the newsgroup whipping boy. Besides, nobody
wants to be mean to me anymore because they all know I was full of crap
to begin with, so I figure everyone will play along and join in on all
the fun.

LinKueiFranky- Marty, I have heard people make mention of these so
called "Wal-Mart Ninja's" of yours...who are they?

Skizelli- They would be us stupid!

LinKueiFranky- Oh.........ok!

MajorBriggs- Marty, do you plan to attend anymore future mortal friday
tournaments?

Skizelli- Well, maybe......I don't know, this Skizelli character of mine
has been busy posting and flaming the newsgroup of alt.games.mk......I
am going to have to see what I can do to make him a better person.

LinKueiSektor- But Marty, if you are Skizelli, then why don't you just
change, and be a nice person all of a sudden.

Skizelli- Well guys, it is not that simple....my new skizelli character
is complicated. He likes eating taco's and playing with his weeny while
playing mortal kombat. That explains why I posted the message on
masturbation to help others know what i was going through at the time. I
on the other hand don't like doing those things, and when I have to do
them just to be like Skizelli, it makes me mad, so I go flaming
everybody, and trolling away at it.....

MajorBriggs- Marty, you will always be the most interesting mortal
kombat legend of most modern times that I will ever meet.

Skizelli- Thank you Briggs....it is an honor!

LinKueiFranky- Marty before you go, if you could repeat any part of your
mortal kombat history, what part would that be?

Skizelli- HA HA! Probably the part where I meet sorcerer Quan Chi for
the first time.

LinKueiSektor- What was that like?

Skizelli- Quan Chi is a man that does his research....that is all I can
tell you for now.

MajorBriggs- Marty, one last question please!  Did Ed Boon really visit
your old website?

Skizelli- Yes, at first he liked it, but after I downed
Nosaj........well, he got mad and told me off. WHo could blame him?  I
can't believe that I did such a thing as down the great name of Nosaj
Samolt. The man is a legend.......Basically an earthrealm God. I only
dream of being in his league of great mortal kombat warriors. Truly, I
will always honor his great name. Meanwhile, I have other things to deal
with besides Nosaj.

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