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Greeting everyone at alt.games.mk! I am as you all know, Master Marty
Kombat!
My My, I have missed you all so much. Remember all the days we all use
to duke it out one on one?
I had many of battles with such great legends as Nosaj, Jenn Dolari,
Solari, Bud Boles, Knightstorm, Master Tsung, and a few others that I
have very little time to mention.
It is good to be back again to revisit all my old mortal kombat friends.
Yes, as you may have guessed it, I am skizelli. Now come on guys, you
should had seen that coming. Besides, I figured everyone would know that
old Marty would be upto something about now. Did you think I was going
to go away for to long?
I have been touring some parts of Asia and Northern China for the past
year or so, so that explains my long absense.
Anyway, I thought I would return and create some new problems for some
of my old friends.
Maybe I shouldn't had returned so triumphantly flaming Gumbo like I have
done over the past week or longer.
Well, I am getting bored of flaming him anyway, so now I shall spend
some time in this newsgroup arguing with my other personality. Yes, I
have a major personality disorder, so I talk with my imaginary friends
over the internet. I remember one time, I opened up 5 webtv accounts,
and had a different name for each one of them. I could have a whole
newsgroup of people talking here at alt.games.mk, and the funny thing
was is that they where all me. HA HA HA HA!
So stick around everybody, I shall make things really interesting in the
next few weeks here in this newsgroup.
I think I will go start up something with myself here in this
group....How about my character "Lin Kuei Franky" against my new
character "Skizelli?"
Yes, this should get interesting.
Yours truly,
Master Marty Kombat