🚀 go-pugleaf

Hello everyone,
I am Skizelli! Incase you haven't guest it, I am a student of the great
Master Marty Kombat. You fools, you have all been set up. Like my Master
Marty taught me, I have learned to be a skillful warrior indeed in the
newsgroup "alt.games.mk". Please understand, I really can't help it that
I am a dumbass!
Yes, it is true that I am a Marty Kombat wanna be, but I don't think I
have learned to achieve his level just yet.
Meanwhile, I will just have to stay here in this newsgroup and try to
flame Gumbo, but yesterday.....My mommy caught me looking up porn. She
sometimes keeps a close eye on me, so when she found out what I had been
doing, she told me to stay off of the computer for awhile. That is ok.
though, because I can go over to Master Marty Kombat's house, and jump
on his webtv unit.
I travel allot, which explains why I am in Texas one day, and oklahoma
and Florida the next.
Marty's Wal-mart ninja's are everywhere these days fighting in china,
hong kong, and here recently, we fought at our mortal friday tournament
in Frogville oklahoma. I wished you guys could had been there to see it.
Anyway, after the competition, I just had to go out and get a Taco to
eat. I love Taco Bell, but it gives me the shits sometimes for three
days.
Anyway, now that everyone knows who I really am, I shall be on and off
in this newsgroup under various e-mail accounts just like Marty use to
do long ago. Didn't he teach me well?
Anyway, I am here to warn you all that I am a very dangerous man. Beware
of me!
Now if you excuse me, I have to go play Mario Kart for the Nintendo 64.
Go Yoshi!