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Started by Edward Bernard
Tue, 31 Aug 1999 00:00
Competiton
Author: Edward Bernard
Date: Tue, 31 Aug 1999 00:00
Date: Tue, 31 Aug 1999 00:00
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If the remaining people Mr XL of XL Lines Peet of Global Transport Corporation Shatter of Shatter Transport Systems Eraser of Schoolbus Transport Inc. Scott Williams of Thunder Valley Transport and Dan Ros of Unnamed (please type your company name into the confirmation email) do not confirm by Friday (3/09/99) then the competition will start without them. To confirm reply to this message with the subject RE: CONFIRM: <yournamehere> The only text you require in your message is your age. Currently there are 8 people confirmed Is Chris working late again? If you read this Chris, did you get my typical scenario. And Chris, I wonder if you could put a screenshot on your site. It's a screenshot of the typical tactics I employ to get rid of enemy transport lines nicking my runs. Chris, why don't you put a hit counter on your site? You'd be chuffed the amount of visits you must have had recently! -- I got this joke the other day, from Twisted Humor Hilary Clinton died and went to heaven. When she arrived at the gates, she noticed there were thousands of clocks. She asked St. Peter what they were for, and he explained that when a person alive on earth tells a lie, a second of their life ticks away. St. Peter pointed out two clocks. The first was Mother Theresa's and he said that this clock had no second lost on it - as she'd never told a lie. Next, he pointed out Abraham Lincoln's clock, which had only two seconds gone - as he'd only told two lies. "Where's Bill's clock?" said Hilary St. Peter chuckled, "It's in Jesus's office. He's using it as a fan!!!!" If you're interested in joining, then click the link below. There are also brilliant pictures, and funny sounds! http://www.twistedhumor.com/cgi-bin/affiliate/banner.cgi?936
Re: Competiton
Author: Shatterz
Date: Wed, 01 Sep 1999 00:00
Date: Wed, 01 Sep 1999 00:00
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What does age have to do with it? Who cares about age, enter me in it, you got my stuff. T-Dawg of DawgBite Transports Edward Bernard <edw...@ebernard.swinternet.co.uk> wrote in message news:7qhjl9$bhr$2@news4.svr.pol.co.uk... > If the remaining people > > Mr XL of XL Lines > Peet of Global Transport Corporation > Shatter of Shatter Transport Systems > Eraser of Schoolbus Transport Inc. > Scott Williams of Thunder Valley Transport > and Dan Ros of Unnamed (please type your company name into the confirmation > email) > > do not confirm by Friday (3/09/99) then the competition will start without > them. To confirm reply to this message with the subject RE: CONFIRM: > <yournamehere> The only text you require in your message is your age. > > Currently there are 8 people confirmed > > Is Chris working late again? If you read this Chris, did you get my typical > scenario. > And Chris, I wonder if you could put a screenshot on your site. It's a > screenshot of > the typical tactics I employ to get rid of enemy transport lines nicking my > runs. > Chris, why don't you put a hit counter on your site? You'd be chuffed the > amount of visits you must have had recently! > > > > -- > I got this joke the other day, from Twisted Humor > Hilary Clinton died and went to heaven. When she arrived at the gates, she > noticed there were thousands of clocks. She asked St. Peter what they were > for, and he explained that when a person alive on earth tells a lie, a > second of their life ticks away. St. Peter pointed out two clocks. The first > was Mother Theresa's and he said that this clock had no second lost on it - > as she'd never told a lie. Next, he pointed out Abraham Lincoln's clock, > which had only two seconds gone - as he'd only told two lies. > "Where's Bill's clock?" said Hilary > St. Peter chuckled, "It's in Jesus's office. He's using it as a fan!!!!" > > If you're interested in joining, then click the link below. There are also > brilliant pictures, and funny sounds! > > http://www.twistedhumor.com/cgi-bin/affiliate/banner.cgi?936 > > > > > >
Re: Competiton
Author: Chris locke
Date: Wed, 01 Sep 1999 00:00
Date: Wed, 01 Sep 1999 00:00
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>And Chris, I wonder if you could put a screenshot on your site I know I've neglected the poor site of late, and I grovel profu.... profa.... a lot. I'm going to work on it tomorrow night, so by the weekend, it should all be new and shiny. So should the site.
Re: Competiton
Author: Edward Bernard
Date: Fri, 03 Sep 1999 00:00
Date: Fri, 03 Sep 1999 00:00
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Mr Shatter, The reason why, is that Chris wants everyones age for the league table. If you're young, (or old) then don't be ashamed. I'm 14 years of age, and I couldn't care what anyone says. In fact, a lot of the entrants are young. Eddie Shatterz <Sha...@Iname.com> wrote in message news:7qjmo6$7eb@enews3.newsguy.com... > What does age have to do with it? Who cares about age, enter me in it, you > got my stuff. > > T-Dawg of DawgBite Transports > Edward Bernard <edw...@ebernard.swinternet.co.uk> wrote in message > news:7qhjl9$bhr$2@news4.svr.pol.co.uk... > > If the remaining people > > > > Mr XL of XL Lines > > Peet of Global Transport Corporation > > Shatter of Shatter Transport Systems > > Eraser of Schoolbus Transport Inc. > > Scott Williams of Thunder Valley Transport > > and Dan Ros of Unnamed (please type your company name into the > confirmation > > email) > > > > do not confirm by Friday (3/09/99) then the competition will start without > > them. To confirm reply to this message with the subject RE: CONFIRM: > > <yournamehere> The only text you require in your message is your age. > > > > Currently there are 8 people confirmed > > > > Is Chris working late again? If you read this Chris, did you get my > typical > > scenario. > > And Chris, I wonder if you could put a screenshot on your site. It's a > > screenshot of > > the typical tactics I employ to get rid of enemy transport lines nicking > my > > runs. > > Chris, why don't you put a hit counter on your site? You'd be chuffed the > > amount of visits you must have had recently! > > > > > > > > -- > > I got this joke the other day, from Twisted Humor > > Hilary Clinton died and went to heaven. When she arrived at the gates, she > > noticed there were thousands of clocks. She asked St. Peter what they were > > for, and he explained that when a person alive on earth tells a lie, a > > second of their life ticks away. St. Peter pointed out two clocks. The > first > > was Mother Theresa's and he said that this clock had no second lost on > it - > > as she'd never told a lie. Next, he pointed out Abraham Lincoln's clock, > > which had only two seconds gone - as he'd only told two lies. > > "Where's Bill's clock?" said Hilary > > St. Peter chuckled, "It's in Jesus's office. He's using it as a fan!!!!" > > > > If you're interested in joining, then click the link below. There are also > > brilliant pictures, and funny sounds! > > > > http://www.twistedhumor.com/cgi-bin/affiliate/banner.cgi?936 > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
Re: Confirm: Mr.XL
Author: mr...
Date: Fri, 03 Sep 1999 00:00
Date: Fri, 03 Sep 1999 00:00
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Name: Mr.XL Age: 20 --- Mr.XL mr...@usa.net Edward Bernard wrote: > > If the remaining people > > Mr XL of XL Lines > Peet of Global Transport Corporation > Shatter of Shatter Transport Systems > Eraser of Schoolbus Transport Inc. > Scott Williams of Thunder Valley Transport > and Dan Ros of Unnamed (please type your company name into the confirmation > email) > > do not confirm by Friday (3/09/99) then the competition will start without > them. To confirm reply to this message with the subject RE: CONFIRM: > <yournamehere> The only text you require in your message is your age. > > Currently there are 8 people confirmed > > Is Chris working late again? If you read this Chris, did you get my typical > scenario. > And Chris, I wonder if you could put a screenshot on your site. It's a > screenshot of > the typical tactics I employ to get rid of enemy transport lines nicking my > runs. > Chris, why don't you put a hit counter on your site? You'd be chuffed the > amount of visits you must have had recently! > > -- > I got this joke the other day, from Twisted Humor > Hilary Clinton died and went to heaven. When she arrived at the gates, she > noticed there were thousands of clocks. She asked St. Peter what they were > for, and he explained that when a person alive on earth tells a lie, a > second of their life ticks away. St. Peter pointed out two clocks. The first > was Mother Theresa's and he said that this clock had no second lost on it - > as she'd never told a lie. Next, he pointed out Abraham Lincoln's clock, > which had only two seconds gone - as he'd only told two lies. > "Where's Bill's clock?" said Hilary > St. Peter chuckled, "It's in Jesus's office. He's using it as a fan!!!!" > > If you're interested in joining, then click the link below. There are also > brilliant pictures, and funny sounds! > > http://www.twistedhumor.com/cgi-bin/affiliate/banner.cgi?936
Re: Competiton
Author: Chris locke
Date: Tue, 07 Sep 1999 00:00
Date: Tue, 07 Sep 1999 00:00
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>The reason why, is that Chris wants everyones age for the league table. Eeek - I hate to think I started WW3 over this... Maybe "wants" is too strong a word .... if you don't tell me, I won't get upset, spend sleepless nights over it, or go in a sulk. Yet.
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