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And now, something completly NEW in this NG!
For those who do not RTFM! Like Mr Blunck. Haha! ;)

ˇ How can I register TTDPatch?

Do nothing. Send me a postcard. Feed the world. Whatever.

ˇ Will TTDPatch ever go shareware|commercial?

I'm NOT (unlike some big companies that I can't name, like Microsoft) using
you as a guinea pig. This means (and I can't state it more clearly) NO,
NEVER.

ˇ How can I speed up TTDPatch?

SWITCH TO 256 COLORS, turn the sound off, have a look at Options then buy a
Pentium IV and|or a fast video card.

ˇ How can I customize the toolbar?

See next question.

ˇ How can I drag the toolbar?

You can't.

ˇ What do FPS and CPU mean?

You don't want to know.

ˇ Why are the colors so dark?

So that you don't have to wear shades.

ˇ I use large fonts and an extra large appearance scheme. Why doesn't
TTDPatch look nice?

Aaarghhhh.

ˇ I keep pushing the Music button but I hear nothing. Why?

You aren't pushing either a) hard enough or b) the right dot.

ˇ Why isn't (your favorite useless feature) created?

Wait till next version.

ˇ When will the next version be released?

See answer above.

ˇ Why is TTDPatch so slow?

Pick the answer that offends you the least.
a) No, it's not. It's "very fast".
b) So that you can keep up with it.
c) If you think you can write a faster patch on XP, implementing all the
features that TTDX does, then try so.

--
C.C.
aka
Ty_Coon (President of Vice)