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Pixel "#~ <fake@fakeemail.com> is a mighty pirate...

> So? Is nobody here, or is this newsreader not functioning properly?
>
> -- 

You are using two .sig separators.

Be prepared to be thrown into a room that has only goblins in it. And 
take your fake email with you!

-- 
ervaqre, falling off the edge of despair

On Tue, 20 Aug 2013 17:26:24 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <me@privacy.net> 
wrote:
> Pixel "#~ <fake@fakeemail.com> is a mighty pirate...
> > So? Is nobody here, or is this newsreader not functioning 
properly?
> >
> > -- 
>
> You are using two .sig separators.
>
> Be prepared to be thrown into a room that has only goblins in it. 
And 
> take your fake email with you!

Yeah, well apparently this newsreader automatically inserts a .sig 
separator before the signature.
And since I dutifully inserted one too, things got a bit out of hand.

Also since when is there a room filed with just goblins in Aglami?

-- 
Pixel

On Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:19:06 UTC+2, Pixel "#~  wrote:
 
> Also since when is there a room filed with just goblins in Aglami?
> 

Every time someone stops posting in aglami, they are replaced by a goblin avatar to hold their place until their long-awaited return. But since they haven't yet come back, the goblins have been breeding.

On Sun, 25 Aug 2013 10:00:31 -0700 (PDT), tracicle <tracyh@gmail.com> 
muttered:
> On Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:19:06 UTC+2, Pixel "#~  wrote:
> > Also since when is there a room filed with just goblins in Aglami?
> > 
>
> Every time someone stops posting in aglami, they are replaced by a 
goblin avatar to hold their place until their long-awaited return. 
But since they haven't yet come back, the goblins have been breeding.

Konijnen fokken tegen de klippen, ja, zelfs hun neusjes wippen...

-- 
Pixel

On Thursday, 29 August 2013 07:15:27 UTC+2, ervaqre  wrote:
> 
> > Konijnen fokken tegen de klippen, ja, zelfs hun neusjes wippen...
> 
> 
> 
> Pixel is talking about rabbits engaging in sexual intercourse again. 
> 
> The dirt bag! He simply has no manners, has he?

Oh I don't know, he probably does in tents.

> Oh, and everybody knows aglamians will always come back.

On Friday, 30 August 2013 07:58:19 UTC+2, ervaqre  wrote:
> >> The dirt bag! He simply has no manners, has he?
> 
> >
> 
> > Oh I don't know, he probably does in tents.
> 
> 
> 
> Pixel engages in sexual intercourse with tents?! Damn, I have to 
> 
> update the RRRRR with these interesting factoids.

What do you mean, update it?

> 
> > Unless they're subsumed by GOBLINS.
> 
> 
> 
> So let's open the goblins and see what's inside. Bring your Swiss army 
> 
> knife. Afterwards we can roast the goblins.

tracicle doesn't look like a skull at all:

> On Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:19:06 UTC+2, Pixel "#~  wrote:
>
>> Also since when is there a room filed with just goblins in Aglami?
>>
>
> Every time someone stops posting in aglami, they are replaced by a goblin avatar to hold their place until their long-awaited return. But since they haven't yet come back, the goblins have been breeding.
>
> And they breed like rabbits.
>
Remember that guy who used to have the smurf avatar?

On Fri, 30 Aug 2013 05:58:19 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <me@privacy.net> 
muttered:
> > Oh I don't know, he probably does in tents.
>
> Pixel engages in sexual intercourse with tents?! Damn, I have to 
> update the RRRRR with these interesting factoids.

This stuff about the inside of tents is all lies!

Also, where is the RRRRR? Somehow this month's hasn't downloaded it 
from my newsserver, apparently....

-- 
Pixel

On Sat, 31 Aug 2013 03:23:42 +1000, Daffy <da...@imalga.net> muttered:
> > And they breed like rabbits.
> >
> Remember that guy who used to have the smurf avatar?

Smurf avatar? There are no avatars here, this is, like, all 
text-based...

-- 
Pixel

On Fri, 30 Aug 2013 07:23:54 -0700 (PDT), tracicle <tracyh@gmail.com> 
muttered:
> > So let's open the goblins and see what's inside. Bring your Swiss 
army 
> > knife. Afterwards we can roast the goblins.
>
> I'm embarrassed. I have no Swiss Army Knife. But I do have a Swiss 
Army, and a Knife.

I ain't no scared of no Swiss army, they all smell of nothing! You 
know... neutral....

-- 
Pixel

Pixel #~ doesn't look like a skull at all:

>> > And they breed like rabbits.
>> >
>> Remember that guy who used to have the smurf avatar?
>
> Smurf avatar? There are no avatars here, this is, like, all text-based...

So you can imagine our surprise when the guy with the avatar showed up.

On Tuesday, 3 September 2013 10:39:14 UTC+2, Daffy  wrote:
> > Smurf avatar? There are no avatars here, this is, like, all text-based...
> 
> 
> 
> So you can imagine our surprise when the guy with the avatar showed up.

aglami. Full of smurfy surprises.

tracicle doesn't look like a skull at all:

>>> Smurf avatar? There are no avatars here, this is, like, all text-based...
>>
>>
>>
>> So you can imagine our surprise when the guy with the avatar showed up.
>
> aglami. Full of smurfy surprises.

Shocking you with smurfs since 1998.

On Thu, 05 Sep 2013 00:59:48 +1000, Daffy <daffy@imalga.net> muttered:
> > aglami. Full of smurfy surprises.
>
> Shocking you with smurfs since 1998.

Do we know anyone who has been here since 1998?

-- 
Pixel

Pixel #~ doesn't look like a skull at all:

>> > aglami. Full of smurfy surprises.
>>
>> Shocking you with smurfs since 1998.
>
> Do we know anyone who has been here since 1998?

Not unless Mr. Tolver is lurking.

On Wed, 6 Nov 2013 06:12:37 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <me@privacy.net>
wrote:

>> This stuff about the inside of tents is all lies!
>>
>> Also, where is the RRRRR? Somehow this month's hasn't downloaded it 
>> from my newsserver, apparently....
>
>Ask the person in charge! And I believe that person is you...

Hey, don't you pin that on me!
There is no P in RRRRR anywhere!


-- 
pixel 


"This song is for the guy who keeps 
    yelling from the balcony, and it's 
    called 'we hate you, please die." 

Op 8-12-2013 22:50, Pixel "#~ schreef:
>>> This stuff about the inside of tents is all lies!
>>>
>>> Also, where is the RRRRR? Somehow this month's hasn't downloaded it
>>> from my newsserver, apparently....
>>
>> Ask the person in charge! And I believe that person is you...
>
> Hey, don't you pin that on me!
> There is no P in RRRRR anywhere!
>
>
Apparently the RRRRR has a very efficient cleaning lady.

-- 
Danny.

Pixel "#~ is a mighty pirate...

>>Ask the person in charge! And I believe that person is you...
>
> Hey, don't you pin that on me!
> There is no P in RRRRR anywhere!

I remember very clearly, accurately and also precisely that, when I 
went off to hunt for kangaroos 12 years ago, the RRRRR was to be 
written by none other than yourself! Are you not Pixel of Friesland, 
faithful servant and protector of the meadows?

-- 
ervaqre, falling off the edge of despair

On Thu, 12 Dec 2013 04:12:13 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <me@privacy.net> 
muttered:
> I remember very clearly, accurately and also precisely that, when I 
> went off to hunt for kangaroos 12 years ago, the RRRRR was to be 
> written by none other than yourself! Are you not Pixel of 
Friesland, 
> faithful servant and protector of the meadows?

I've dropped the Friesland part, and am now Pixel of Austerlitz, 
scurge of the pyramids...

Anyway, how many REGULARS are there in here anyway these days? Two?

-- 
Pixel

Pixel "#~ <pixel@immortalelephant.com> is a mighty pirate...

> I've dropped the Friesland part, and am now Pixel of Austerlitz, 
> scurge of the pyramids...

Pyramids? What do you need pyramids for? I always thought you're more 
comfortable in a tent.

> Anyway, how many REGULARS are there in here anyway these days? Two?

Well, there's you, me, Danny, Tracy, Kasper, Daffy, Krista, Nick, 
Vigilante, BishopX, parasite, Sean, blondestranger, Sarah, Toki, atob
and some more.

-- 
ervaqre, falling off the edge of despair

On Sun, 22 Dec 2013 03:36:39 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <me@privacy.net> 
muttered:
> Well, there's you, me, Danny, Tracy, Kasper, Daffy, Krista, Nick, 
> Vigilante, BishopX, parasite, Sean, blondestranger, Sarah, Toki, 
atob
> and some more.

BishopX was here recently? I don't believe you.

-- 
Pixel

On Sun, 22 Dec 2013 03:36:39 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <me@privacy.net> 
muttered:
> Pyramids? What do you need pyramids for? I always thought you're 
more 
> comfortable in a tent.

Oh, well, the pyramid was there when we moved there, some historian 
event built it there.

-- 
Pixel

Pixel "#~ <pi...@immortalelephant.com>" doesn't look like a skull at all:

>> Pyramids? What do you need pyramids for? I always thought you're
> more
>> comfortable in a tent.
>
> Oh, well, the pyramid was there when we moved there, some historian
> event built it there.
>
You mean aliens, surely?

Pixel "#~ <pixel@immortalelephant.com>" doesn't look like a skull at all:

>> Well, there's you, me, Danny, Tracy, Kasper, Daffy, Krista, Nick,
>> Vigilante, BishopX, parasite, Sean, blondestranger, Sarah, Toki,
> atob
>> and some more.
>
> BishopX was here recently? I don't believe you.
>
Really, did you miss that whole thread where he found the old files for 
IslandX and posted them?

I gave him some hosting space on the Aglami website for it:
http://islandx.aglami.net/

> Pyramids? What do you need pyramids for? I always thought you're more 
> 
> comfortable in a tent.

tracicle doesn't look like a skull at all:

>> Pyramids? What do you need pyramids for? I always thought you're more
>>
>> comfortable in a tent.
>
> Tents are sort of pyramid-shaped. Stands to reason.

Have you seen a tent lately? They're more like spaceships these days.

On 2013-08-20 08:43:03 +0000, Pixel "#~ said:

> So? Is nobody here, or is this newsreader not functioning properly?
> 
> --

Nobody here but that thre-headed monkey. <points>
-- 

D.

There is no manual for Earth marked 'Read Me First"

Gusty is a mighty pirate...

>> So? Is nobody here, or is this newsreader not functioning properly?
>
> Nobody here but that thre-headed monkey. <points>

WRONG!!! I AM HERE!!!

ALWAYS and FOREVER!!!

I just licked my arm and it's a bit salty.

-- 
ervaqre, climbing up the edge of despair

ervaqre schreef op 28-7-2014 11:06:
>>> So? Is nobody here, or is this newsreader not functioning properly?
>>
>> Nobody here but that thre-headed monkey. <points>
>
> WRONG!!! I AM HERE!!!
>
> ALWAYS and FOREVER!!!
>
> I just licked my arm and it's a bit salty.
>
If you cross your arms they would make a salty pretzel...

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> ALWAYS and FOREVER!!!
>>
>> I just licked my arm and it's a bit salty.
>>
> If you cross your arms they would make a salty pretzel...

I can't cross my arms. I am a longbow, not a crossbow. I also don't 
like pretzels. I've heard that you're prone to choking on them if 
you happen to be an evil mastermind with plans to take over the world.

-- 
ervaqre, climbing up the edge of despair

ervaqre schreef op 19-12-2014 4:20:
>>> ALWAYS and FOREVER!!!
>>>
>>> I just licked my arm and it's a bit salty.
>>>
>> If you cross your arms they would make a salty pretzel...
>
> I can't cross my arms. I am a longbow, not a crossbow. I also don't
> like pretzels. I've heard that you're prone to choking on them if
> you happen to be an evil mastermind with plans to take over the world.
>
Especially if you have a brother of the same mindset that's gonna try 
and take over the world in 2016 like he was some brainy lab-mouse. Then 
again, there's always someone that seems to be choking over there.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> I can't cross my arms. I am a longbow, not a crossbow. I also don't
>> like pretzels. I've heard that you're prone to choking on them if
>> you happen to be an evil mastermind with plans to take over the world.
>>
> Especially if you have a brother of the same mindset that's gonna try 
> and take over the world in 2016 like he was some brainy lab-mouse. Then 
> again, there's always someone that seems to be choking over there.

You're making way too many cultural references that nobody 
understands. I assume that is because you watch way too much 
television. I do not own a television. Television is evil.

Now let me out of the cage already.

-- 
ervaqre, climbing up the edge of despair

ervaqre schreef op 26-12-2014 5:23:
>>> I can't cross my arms. I am a longbow, not a crossbow. I also don't
>>> like pretzels. I've heard that you're prone to choking on them if
>>> you happen to be an evil mastermind with plans to take over the world.
>>>
>> Especially if you have a brother of the same mindset that's gonna try
>> and take over the world in 2016 like he was some brainy lab-mouse. Then
>> again, there's always someone that seems to be choking over there.
>
> You're making way too many cultural references that nobody
> understands. I assume that is because you watch way too much
> television. I do not own a television. Television is evil.
>
> Now let me out of the cage already.
>
Of course I'm not gonna let you out of that cage. I'm just gonna assume 
you won't be able to reach the pencil that lays next to your cage, use 
it to get some of that gum over there, chew the gum, put it on the end 
of the pencil and get one of the paperclips out of the jar.

I mean, a lab mouse could only figure that out after watching waaaaay to 
much television. Like MacGyver or something.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> You're making way too many cultural references that nobody
>> understands. I assume that is because you watch way too much
>> television. I do not own a television. Television is evil.
>>
>> Now let me out of the cage already.
>>
> Of course I'm not gonna let you out of that cage. I'm just gonna assume 
> you won't be able to reach the pencil that lays next to your cage, use 
> it to get some of that gum over there, chew the gum, put it on the end 
> of the pencil and get one of the paperclips out of the jar.
>
> I mean, a lab mouse could only figure that out after watching waaaaay to 
> much television. Like MacGyver or something.

I was always more an A-team kind of person rather than a MacGyver kind 
of person. So my escape from the cage would involve huge explosions, 
car chases and a plan that always comes together.

Tataaaatataaa, tataataa!!!

-- 
ervaqre, climbing up the edge of despair

ervaqre schreef op 27-12-2014 6:44:
>>> You're making way too many cultural references that nobody
>>> understands. I assume that is because you watch way too much
>>> television. I do not own a television. Television is evil.
>>>
>>> Now let me out of the cage already.
>>>
>> Of course I'm not gonna let you out of that cage. I'm just gonna assume
>> you won't be able to reach the pencil that lays next to your cage, use
>> it to get some of that gum over there, chew the gum, put it on the end
>> of the pencil and get one of the paperclips out of the jar.
>>
>> I mean, a lab mouse could only figure that out after watching waaaaay to
>> much television. Like MacGyver or something.
>
> I was always more an A-team kind of person rather than a MacGyver kind
> of person. So my escape from the cage would involve huge explosions,
> car chases and a plan that always comes together.
>
> Tataaaatataaa, tataataa!!!
>
/me jabs Reinder with a syringe and hauls his sleeping body into an 
airplane with unknown destination

You don't wanna know who the pilot is.

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef op 28-12-2014 17:10:
>>> I was always more an A-team kind of person rather than a MacGyver kind
>>> of person. So my escape from the cage would involve huge explosions,
>>> car chases and a plan that always comes together.
>>>
>>> Tataaaatataaa, tataataa!!!
>>>
>> /me jabs Reinder with a syringe and hauls his sleeping body into an
>> airplane with unknown destination
>>
>> You don't wanna know who the pilot is.
>
> What? You're taking me for B.A.? I've always identified myself with a
> certain Mr. H.M. Murdock...
>
Maybe it was B.A. getting some payback, you fool!

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>>> You don't wanna know who the pilot is.
>>
>> What? You're taking me for B.A.? I've always identified myself with a
>> certain Mr. H.M. Murdock...
>>
> Maybe it was B.A. getting some payback, you fool!

Well, better tell B.A. that I just cooked 3 eggs. Also inform 
everybody else you know. I will eat them in a moment.

Taaaaaatataaaa!!! Tataaataaa!! <-- hope I spelled that right.

-- 
ervaqre, climbing up the edge of despair