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20 total messages Started by ervaqre Fri, 18 Feb 2011 18:31
[ot] what the hell what the fuck
#242653
Author: ervaqre
Date: Fri, 18 Feb 2011 18:31
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i am not a rhinoceros, stop eating my scarf

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ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: [ot] what the hell what the fuck
#242654
Author: DG
Date: Fri, 18 Feb 2011 23:33
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Op 18-2-2011 19:31, ervaqre schreef:
> i am not a rhinoceros, stop eating my scarf
>
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

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Danny.
Re: [ot] what the hell what the fuck
#242655
Author: ervaqre
Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2011 17:00
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DG is a mighty pirate...

>> i am not a rhinoceros, stop eating my scarf
>>
> Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

how is me claiming to not be a rhinoceros extraordinary? what in the 
world have you been smoking? milkshake?

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ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: [ot] what the hell what the fuck
#242656
Author: DG
Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2011 18:27
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Op 19-2-2011 18:00, ervaqre schreef:
>>> i am not a rhinoceros, stop eating my scarf
>>>
>> Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
>
> how is me claiming to not be a rhinoceros extraordinary? what in the
> world have you been smoking? milkshake?
>
The extraordinary claim was that it would be okay to eat your scarf if you were 
a rhino.

-- 
Danny.
Re: [ot] what the hell what the fuck
#242657
Author: ervaqre
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2011 18:48
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DG is a mighty pirate...

>> how is me claiming to not be a rhinoceros extraordinary? what in the
>> world have you been smoking? milkshake?
>>
> The extraordinary claim was that it would be okay to eat your scarf if you were 
> a rhino.

what is so extraordinary about that!?!!?

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ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: [ot] what the hell what the fuck
#242658
Author: DG
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2011 00:42
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Op 11-3-2011 19:48, ervaqre schreef:
>>> how is me claiming to not be a rhinoceros extraordinary? what in the
>>> world have you been smoking? milkshake?
>>>
>> The extraordinary claim was that it would be okay to eat your scarf if you were
>> a rhino.
>
> what is so extraordinary about that!?!!?
>
A rhino with a scarf? Really? And how would a rhino go about tying the 
scarf around its neck? Or putting on a bib and holding the knife and 
fork whilst eating said scarf???? It's not like they've got opposable 
thumbs.

-- 
Danny.
Re: [ot] what the hell what the fuck
#242660
Author: ervaqre
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2011 03:51
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DG is a mighty pirate...

>>> The extraordinary claim was that it would be okay to eat your scarf if you were
>>> a rhino.
>>
>> what is so extraordinary about that!?!!?
>>
> A rhino with a scarf? Really? And how would a rhino go about tying the 
> scarf around its neck? Or putting on a bib and holding the knife and 
> fork whilst eating said scarf???? It's not like they've got opposable 
> thumbs.

Rhinos have horns. These horns are highly evolved eating utensils, yet 
they can also be used to tie a scarf or tie around a rhino neck. Duh.

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ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: [ot] what the hell what the fuck
#242661
Author: DG
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2011 20:56
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Op 12-3-2011 4:51, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> The extraordinary claim was that it would be okay to eat your scarf if you were
>>>> a rhino.
>>>
>>> what is so extraordinary about that!?!!?
>>>
>> A rhino with a scarf? Really? And how would a rhino go about tying the
>> scarf around its neck? Or putting on a bib and holding the knife and
>> fork whilst eating said scarf???? It's not like they've got opposable
>> thumbs.
>
> Rhinos have horns. These horns are highly evolved eating utensils, yet
> they can also be used to tie a scarf or tie around a rhino neck. Duh.
>
Rhino's horns are no match for opposable thumbs. As a matter of fact, 
this claim of horns be able to either scarf down food or scarf a scarf 
around a scarfless neck should be proven with at least a youtube film. I 
severely doubt if there's even a tricked film showing just such a feat.

-- 
Danny.
Re: [ot] what the hell what the fuck
#242659
Author: ervaqre
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 05:26
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DG is a mighty pirate...

>>> A rhino with a scarf? Really? And how would a rhino go about tying the
>>> scarf around its neck? Or putting on a bib and holding the knife and
>>> fork whilst eating said scarf???? It's not like they've got opposable
>>> thumbs.
>>
>> Rhinos have horns. These horns are highly evolved eating utensils, yet
>> they can also be used to tie a scarf or tie around a rhino neck. Duh.
>>
> Rhino's horns are no match for opposable thumbs. As a matter of fact, 
> this claim of horns be able to either scarf down food or scarf a scarf 
> around a scarfless neck should be proven with at least a youtube film. I 
> severely doubt if there's even a tricked film showing just such a feat.

Pff... you're just asking for youtubed evidence because you know 
youtube is banned in the Celestial Empire!!

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: [ot] what the hell what the fuck
#242662
Author: DG
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 17:50
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Op 21-3-2011 6:26, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> A rhino with a scarf? Really? And how would a rhino go about tying the
>>>> scarf around its neck? Or putting on a bib and holding the knife and
>>>> fork whilst eating said scarf???? It's not like they've got opposable
>>>> thumbs.
>>>
>>> Rhinos have horns. These horns are highly evolved eating utensils, yet
>>> they can also be used to tie a scarf or tie around a rhino neck. Duh.
>>>
>> Rhino's horns are no match for opposable thumbs. As a matter of fact,
>> this claim of horns be able to either scarf down food or scarf a scarf
>> around a scarfless neck should be proven with at least a youtube film. I
>> severely doubt if there's even a tricked film showing just such a feat.
>
> Pff... you're just asking for youtubed evidence because you know
> youtube is banned in the Celestial Empire!!
>
Somehow the Imperial March would sound less menacing when played by the 
Celestial Empire Cherub band. Basically a bunch of bald winged Ewoks.

-- 
Danny.
Re: [ot] what the hell what the fuck
#242663
Author: ervaqre
Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2011 02:20
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DG is a mighty pirate...

>> Pff... you're just asking for youtubed evidence because you know
>> youtube is banned in the Celestial Empire!!
>>
> Somehow the Imperial March would sound less menacing when played by the 
> Celestial Empire Cherub band. Basically a bunch of bald winged Ewoks.

Ewhat? I think you're once again confusing me with Pixel, he knows 
everything about cultural references.

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ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: [ot] what the hell what the fuck
#242664
Author: DG
Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2011 09:55
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Op 29-3-2011 4:20, ervaqre schreef:
>>> Pff... you're just asking for youtubed evidence because you know
>>> youtube is banned in the Celestial Empire!!
>>>
>> Somehow the Imperial March would sound less menacing when played by the
>> Celestial Empire Cherub band. Basically a bunch of bald winged Ewoks.
>
> Ewhat? I think you're once again confusing me with Pixel, he knows
> everything about cultural references.
>
This explains a lot about you. Normal people vent their anger towards 
either Ewoks or Jar Jar Binks, depending on their age. You spread the 
hate everywhere, instead of aiming it at defenseless fictional 
characters designed to be cute sidekicks and a blatant money-grab in toys.

-- 
Danny.
Re: [ot] what the hell what the fuck
#242665
Author: ervaqre
Date: Tue, 05 Apr 2011 16:16
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DG is a mighty pirate...

>> Ewhat? I think you're once again confusing me with Pixel, he knows
>> everything about cultural references.
>>
> This explains a lot about you. Normal people vent their anger towards 
> either Ewoks or Jar Jar Binks, depending on their age. You spread the 
> hate everywhere, instead of aiming it at defenseless fictional 
> characters designed to be cute sidekicks and a blatant money-grab in toys.

HATE!?! HATE!?! WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE FUCK!?! HATRED IS NOT IN MINE 
BLOOD!! I AM A PEACE LOVING PIRATE!!! ARRRRRR!!!!!

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: [ot] what the hell what the fuck
#242667
Author: DG
Date: Wed, 06 Apr 2011 00:10
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Op 5-4-2011 18:16, ervaqre schreef:
>>> Ewhat? I think you're once again confusing me with Pixel, he knows
>>> everything about cultural references.
>>>
>> This explains a lot about you. Normal people vent their anger towards
>> either Ewoks or Jar Jar Binks, depending on their age. You spread the
>> hate everywhere, instead of aiming it at defenseless fictional
>> characters designed to be cute sidekicks and a blatant money-grab in toys.
>
> HATE!?! HATE!?! WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE FUCK!?! HATRED IS NOT IN MINE
> BLOOD!! I AM A PEACE LOVING PIRATE!!! ARRRRRR!!!!!
>
Pacifist peace loving pirate hippy. You probably live in some commune. 
Saying capitalism is evil and that the proletariat should own all the 
capital.

-- 
Danny.
Re: [ot] what the hell what the fuck
#242666
Author: ervaqre
Date: Tue, 12 Apr 2011 17:20
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DG is a mighty pirate...

>>> This explains a lot about you. Normal people vent their anger towards
>>> either Ewoks or Jar Jar Binks, depending on their age. You spread the
>>> hate everywhere, instead of aiming it at defenseless fictional
>>> characters designed to be cute sidekicks and a blatant money-grab in toys.
>>
>> HATE!?! HATE!?! WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE FUCK!?! HATRED IS NOT IN MINE
>> BLOOD!! I AM A PEACE LOVING PIRATE!!! ARRRRRR!!!!!
>>
> Pacifist peace loving pirate hippy. You probably live in some commune. 
> Saying capitalism is evil and that the proletariat should own all the 
> capital.

But, but, according to this political compass test I score a perfect 
10 on the left-right axis. Wouldn't that make me a capitalism loving 
hippy instead?

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: [ot] what the hell what the fuck
#242668
Author: DG
Date: Wed, 13 Apr 2011 05:09
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Op 12-4-2011 19:20, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> This explains a lot about you. Normal people vent their anger towards
>>>> either Ewoks or Jar Jar Binks, depending on their age. You spread the
>>>> hate everywhere, instead of aiming it at defenseless fictional
>>>> characters designed to be cute sidekicks and a blatant money-grab in toys.
>>>
>>> HATE!?! HATE!?! WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE FUCK!?! HATRED IS NOT IN MINE
>>> BLOOD!! I AM A PEACE LOVING PIRATE!!! ARRRRRR!!!!!
>>>
>> Pacifist peace loving pirate hippy. You probably live in some commune.
>> Saying capitalism is evil and that the proletariat should own all the
>> capital.
>
> But, but, according to this political compass test I score a perfect
> 10 on the left-right axis. Wouldn't that make me a capitalism loving
> hippy instead?
>
There's already to many of those around. Or what do you think most 60 
year old rock musicians, computer millionaires, actors and other famous 
people famous for being, ehr, famous, are?

Is there a link to this political compass test thing?

-- 
Danny.
Re: [ot] what the hell what the fuck
#242669
Author: ervaqre
Date: Sat, 23 Apr 2011 18:33
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DG is a mighty pirate...

>>> Pacifist peace loving pirate hippy. You probably live in some commune.
>>> Saying capitalism is evil and that the proletariat should own all the
>>> capital.
>>
>> But, but, according to this political compass test I score a perfect
>> 10 on the left-right axis. Wouldn't that make me a capitalism loving
>> hippy instead?
>>
> There's already to many of those around. Or what do you think most 60 
> year old rock musicians, computer millionaires, actors and other famous 
> people famous for being, ehr, famous, are?
>
> Is there a link to this political compass test thing?

http://www.politicalcompass.org/test

Last time I did the test I did not actually score a perfect ten. I was 
mistaken. I only scored 9.59, -1.10. Mind you, I think this test is 
skewed. No matter how much I tried to be at the lower right bottom, 
the test always seems to link economic freedom with political 
authoritarianism. I find that a bit strange and off somehow. Anyway, 
all of my friends who ever took the test ended up in the lower left 
quarter. See if you can break the pattern. 

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: [ot] what the hell what the fuck
#242670
Author: DG
Date: Sun, 24 Apr 2011 00:28
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Op 23-4-2011 20:33, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> Pacifist peace loving pirate hippy. You probably live in some commune.
>>>> Saying capitalism is evil and that the proletariat should own all the
>>>> capital.
>>>
>>> But, but, according to this political compass test I score a perfect
>>> 10 on the left-right axis. Wouldn't that make me a capitalism loving
>>> hippy instead?
>>>
>> There's already to many of those around. Or what do you think most 60
>> year old rock musicians, computer millionaires, actors and other famous
>> people famous for being, ehr, famous, are?
>>
>> Is there a link to this political compass test thing?
>
> http://www.politicalcompass.org/test
>
> Last time I did the test I did not actually score a perfect ten. I was
> mistaken. I only scored 9.59, -1.10. Mind you, I think this test is
> skewed. No matter how much I tried to be at the lower right bottom,
> the test always seems to link economic freedom with political
> authoritarianism. I find that a bit strange and off somehow. Anyway,
> all of my friends who ever took the test ended up in the lower left
> quarter. See if you can break the pattern.
>
Hmmm, -6 and -6. But I really aren't a left wing anarchist! Though I 
felt plenty of questions were framed too black or white. In a lot of 
cases I actually didn't agree or disagree. I either didn't care or felt 
the questions wasn't valid.

-- 
Danny.
Re: [ot] what the hell what the fuck
#242671
Author: ervaqre
Date: Wed, 04 May 2011 17:27
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DG is a mighty pirate...

>> http://www.politicalcompass.org/test
>>
>> Last time I did the test I did not actually score a perfect ten. I was
>> mistaken. I only scored 9.59, -1.10. Mind you, I think this test is
>> skewed. No matter how much I tried to be at the lower right bottom,
>> the test always seems to link economic freedom with political
>> authoritarianism. I find that a bit strange and off somehow. Anyway,
>> all of my friends who ever took the test ended up in the lower left
>> quarter. See if you can break the pattern.
>>
> Hmmm, -6 and -6. But I really aren't a left wing anarchist! Though I 
> felt plenty of questions were framed too black or white. In a lot of 
> cases I actually didn't agree or disagree. I either didn't care or felt 
> the questions wasn't valid.

Yeah right, just like all other people I know, you're a hippy. I just 
can't fathom it. Why does everybody I know end up in the lower left 
quadrant? And I am an anarchist, so how does this test think I'm more 
authoritarian than you are?

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: [ot] what the hell what the fuck
#242672
Author: DG
Date: Thu, 05 May 2011 19:00
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Op 4-5-2011 19:27, ervaqre schreef:
>>> http://www.politicalcompass.org/test
>>>
>>> Last time I did the test I did not actually score a perfect ten. I was
>>> mistaken. I only scored 9.59, -1.10. Mind you, I think this test is
>>> skewed. No matter how much I tried to be at the lower right bottom,
>>> the test always seems to link economic freedom with political
>>> authoritarianism. I find that a bit strange and off somehow. Anyway,
>>> all of my friends who ever took the test ended up in the lower left
>>> quarter. See if you can break the pattern.
>>>
>> Hmmm, -6 and -6. But I really aren't a left wing anarchist! Though I
>> felt plenty of questions were framed too black or white. In a lot of
>> cases I actually didn't agree or disagree. I either didn't care or felt
>> the questions wasn't valid.
>
> Yeah right, just like all other people I know, you're a hippy. I just
> can't fathom it. Why does everybody I know end up in the lower left
> quadrant? And I am an anarchist, so how does this test think I'm more
> authoritarian than you are?
>
Maybe because you answered yes to the question "Do you consider yourself 
the omnipotent dictator of Aglami"?

I certainly don't consider myself a hippy. I'm waaaaay too conservative.

-- 
Danny.
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