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Op 29-3-2010 12:31, ervaqre schreef:
> Have the number of unread posts magically disappeared already?
>
>
What posts? There haven't been any for a month.

-- 
Danny.

DG doesn't look like a skull at all:

>> Have the number of unread posts magically disappeared already?
>>
>>
> What posts? There haven't been any for a month.

Here's some exciting news:
aglami.com is finally available again!

If I could be bothered, I'd register it and point it to aglami.net, but 
I doubt that would make any difference to posting rates.

Op 29-3-2010 17:14, Daffy schreef:
>>> Have the number of unread posts magically disappeared already?
>>>
>>>
>> What posts? There haven't been any for a month.
>
> Here's some exciting news:
> aglami.com is finally available again!
>
> If I could be bothered, I'd register it and point it to aglami.net, but
> I doubt that would make any difference to posting rates.

At least be original. Send it to a page saying:

Another Great Success!
Wait... did somebody say
Monkey Island?!

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

> What posts? There haven't been any for a month.

I still have close to 100 hundred unread posts, and the number is only 
increasing rather than decreasing. How can I fix that?

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Daffy is a mighty pirate...

> Here's some exciting news:
> aglami.com is finally available again!
>
> If I could be bothered, I'd register it and point it to aglami.net, but 
> I doubt that would make any difference to posting rates.

Don't you think that would be too much effort? Are you on some sort of 
drugs that makes you hyperactive?

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 2-4-2010 5:06, ervaqre schreef:
>> What posts? There haven't been any for a month.
>
> I still have close to 100 hundred unread posts, and the number is only
> increasing rather than decreasing. How can I fix that?
>
Invent a new numbering system. One with smaller number as the posts mount. You 
can do it! Any self declared omnipotent dictator can.

-- 
Danny.

Den 02-04-2010 05:07, ervaqre skrev:
> Daffy is a mighty pirate...
>
>> Here's some exciting news:
>> aglami.com is finally available again!
>>
>> If I could be bothered, I'd register it and point it to aglami.net, but
>> I doubt that would make any difference to posting rates.
>
> Don't you think that would be too much effort? Are you on some sort of
> drugs that makes you hyperactive?

If so, please tell me the drug name.

-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/

Den 29-03-2010 17:56, DG skrev:
> Op 29-3-2010 17:14, Daffy schreef:
>>>> Have the number of unread posts magically disappeared already?
>>>>
>>>>
>>> What posts? There haven't been any for a month.
>>
>> Here's some exciting news:
>> aglami.com is finally available again!
>>
>> If I could be bothered, I'd register it and point it to aglami.net, but
>> I doubt that would make any difference to posting rates.
>
> At least be original. Send it to a page saying:
>
> Another Great Success!
> Wait... did somebody say
> Monkey Island?!

How silly does THAT sound?


-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/

Den 02-04-2010 13:38, DG skrev:
> Op 2-4-2010 5:06, ervaqre schreef:
>>> What posts? There haven't been any for a month.
>>
>> I still have close to 100 hundred unread posts, and the number is only
>> increasing rather than decreasing. How can I fix that?
>>
> Invent a new numbering system. One with smaller number as the posts
> mount. You can do it! Any self declared omnipotent dictator can.

Hex. Less digits and FF unread posts just seems cool.

Perhaps that's just me liking a danish beer called FF...

-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/

Op 2-5-2010 20:51, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>> Have the number of unread posts magically disappeared already?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> What posts? There haven't been any for a month.
>>>
>>> Here's some exciting news:
>>> aglami.com is finally available again!
>>>
>>> If I could be bothered, I'd register it and point it to aglami.net, but
>>> I doubt that would make any difference to posting rates.
>>
>> At least be original. Send it to a page saying:
>>
>> Another Great Success!
>> Wait... did somebody say
>> Monkey Island?!
>
> How silly does THAT sound?
>
>
THAT sounds very silly, depending on ones accent. Allo Allo has taught me that. 
I also have a fear of exploding Christmas puddings.

-- 
Danny.

Op 2-5-2010 20:52, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>> What posts? There haven't been any for a month.
>>>
>>> I still have close to 100 hundred unread posts, and the number is only
>>> increasing rather than decreasing. How can I fix that?
>>>
>> Invent a new numbering system. One with smaller number as the posts
>> mount. You can do it! Any self declared omnipotent dictator can.
>
> Hex. Less digits and FF unread posts just seems cool.
>
> Perhaps that's just me liking a danish beer called FF...
>
Clever marketing. FF is just about the only thing a thoroughly drunk person can 
say whilst passing out on a barstool...

-- 
Danny.

Den 03-05-2010 02:01, DG skrev:
> Op 2-5-2010 20:51, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>> Have the number of unread posts magically disappeared already?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> What posts? There haven't been any for a month.
>>>>
>>>> Here's some exciting news:
>>>> aglami.com is finally available again!
>>>>
>>>> If I could be bothered, I'd register it and point it to aglami.net, but
>>>> I doubt that would make any difference to posting rates.
>>>
>>> At least be original. Send it to a page saying:
>>>
>>> Another Great Success!
>>> Wait... did somebody say
>>> Monkey Island?!
>>
>> How silly does THAT sound?
>>
>>
> THAT sounds very silly, depending on ones accent. Allo Allo has taught
> me that. I also have a fear of exploding Christmas puddings.

Is there any messier way to celebrate christmas?

-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/

Den 03-05-2010 02:04, DG skrev:
> Op 2-5-2010 20:52, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>> What posts? There haven't been any for a month.
>>>>
>>>> I still have close to 100 hundred unread posts, and the number is only
>>>> increasing rather than decreasing. How can I fix that?
>>>>
>>> Invent a new numbering system. One with smaller number as the posts
>>> mount. You can do it! Any self declared omnipotent dictator can.
>>
>> Hex. Less digits and FF unread posts just seems cool.
>>
>> Perhaps that's just me liking a danish beer called FF...
>>
> Clever marketing. FF is just about the only thing a thoroughly drunk
> person can say whilst passing out on a barstool...

Yeah, ever tried to say "one more elephant, please?" drunk?

I have managed it too many times to count. Perhaps because I do not 
remember them all.

-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/

Op 3-5-2010 20:48, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>> What posts? There haven't been any for a month.
>>>>>
>>>>> I still have close to 100 hundred unread posts, and the number is only
>>>>> increasing rather than decreasing. How can I fix that?
>>>>>
>>>> Invent a new numbering system. One with smaller number as the posts
>>>> mount. You can do it! Any self declared omnipotent dictator can.
>>>
>>> Hex. Less digits and FF unread posts just seems cool.
>>>
>>> Perhaps that's just me liking a danish beer called FF...
>>>
>> Clever marketing. FF is just about the only thing a thoroughly drunk
>> person can say whilst passing out on a barstool...
>
> Yeah, ever tried to say "one more elephant, please?" drunk?
>
> I have managed it too many times to count. Perhaps because I do not
> remember them all.
>

When you're too drunk too say elephant you may just be seeing pink elephants, a 
thing you might want to convey to the people around you. Ironic you can't do so, 
all that comes out is FF. They then promptly serve you the thing that caused the 
problem in the first place...

-- 
Danny.

Op 3-5-2010 20:45, Rasmus B�g Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>> Have the number of unread posts magically disappeared already?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> What posts? There haven't been any for a month.
>>>>>
>>>>> Here's some exciting news:
>>>>> aglami.com is finally available again!
>>>>>
>>>>> If I could be bothered, I'd register it and point it to aglami.net,
>>>>> but
>>>>> I doubt that would make any difference to posting rates.
>>>>
>>>> At least be original. Send it to a page saying:
>>>>
>>>> Another Great Success!
>>>> Wait... did somebody say
>>>> Monkey Island?!
>>>
>>> How silly does THAT sound?
>>>
>>>
>> THAT sounds very silly, depending on ones accent. Allo Allo has taught
>> me that. I also have a fear of exploding Christmas puddings.
>
> Is there any messier way to celebrate christmas?
>
Serve them at the Christmas family dinner. They'll use them as ammo during the 
unavoidable fight.

-- 
Danny.

Den 03-05-2010 23:44, DG skrev:
> Op 3-5-2010 20:45, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>> Have the number of unread posts magically disappeared already?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What posts? There haven't been any for a month.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Here's some exciting news:
>>>>>> aglami.com is finally available again!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> If I could be bothered, I'd register it and point it to aglami.net,
>>>>>> but
>>>>>> I doubt that would make any difference to posting rates.
>>>>>
>>>>> At least be original. Send it to a page saying:
>>>>>
>>>>> Another Great Success!
>>>>> Wait... did somebody say
>>>>> Monkey Island?!
>>>>
>>>> How silly does THAT sound?
>>>>
>>>>
>>> THAT sounds very silly, depending on ones accent. Allo Allo has taught
>>> me that. I also have a fear of exploding Christmas puddings.
>>
>> Is there any messier way to celebrate christmas?
>>
> Serve them at the Christmas family dinner. They'll use them as ammo
> during the unavoidable fight.

That sounds like fun. If held outside. Or I'm not the one cleaning up.

-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/

Den 03-05-2010 23:43, DG skrev:
> Op 3-5-2010 20:48, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>> What posts? There haven't been any for a month.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I still have close to 100 hundred unread posts, and the number is
>>>>>> only
>>>>>> increasing rather than decreasing. How can I fix that?
>>>>>>
>>>>> Invent a new numbering system. One with smaller number as the posts
>>>>> mount. You can do it! Any self declared omnipotent dictator can.
>>>>
>>>> Hex. Less digits and FF unread posts just seems cool.
>>>>
>>>> Perhaps that's just me liking a danish beer called FF...
>>>>
>>> Clever marketing. FF is just about the only thing a thoroughly drunk
>>> person can say whilst passing out on a barstool...
>>
>> Yeah, ever tried to say "one more elephant, please?" drunk?
>>
>> I have managed it too many times to count. Perhaps because I do not
>> remember them all.
>>
>
> When you're too drunk too say elephant you may just be seeing pink
> elephants, a thing you might want to convey to the people around you.
> Ironic you can't do so, all that comes out is FF. They then promptly
> serve you the thing that caused the problem in the first place...

Yeah, life is hard. I actually did not get a FF for a long time. Or an 
elephant. But "one more FF" always seems like a good idea.

-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/

Op 8-5-2010 22:54, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>> Have the number of unread posts magically disappeared already?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> What posts? There haven't been any for a month.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Here's some exciting news:
>>>>>>> aglami.com is finally available again!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> If I could be bothered, I'd register it and point it to aglami.net,
>>>>>>> but
>>>>>>> I doubt that would make any difference to posting rates.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> At least be original. Send it to a page saying:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Another Great Success!
>>>>>> Wait... did somebody say
>>>>>> Monkey Island?!
>>>>>
>>>>> How silly does THAT sound?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> THAT sounds very silly, depending on ones accent. Allo Allo has taught
>>>> me that. I also have a fear of exploding Christmas puddings.
>>>
>>> Is there any messier way to celebrate christmas?
>>>
>> Serve them at the Christmas family dinner. They'll use them as ammo
>> during the unavoidable fight.
>
> That sounds like fun. If held outside. Or I'm not the one cleaning up.
>
You don't have to worry about that. That's a job for CSI.

-- 
Danny.

Op 8-5-2010 22:55, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>> What posts? There haven't been any for a month.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I still have close to 100 hundred unread posts, and the number is
>>>>>>> only
>>>>>>> increasing rather than decreasing. How can I fix that?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Invent a new numbering system. One with smaller number as the posts
>>>>>> mount. You can do it! Any self declared omnipotent dictator can.
>>>>>
>>>>> Hex. Less digits and FF unread posts just seems cool.
>>>>>
>>>>> Perhaps that's just me liking a danish beer called FF...
>>>>>
>>>> Clever marketing. FF is just about the only thing a thoroughly drunk
>>>> person can say whilst passing out on a barstool...
>>>
>>> Yeah, ever tried to say "one more elephant, please?" drunk?
>>>
>>> I have managed it too many times to count. Perhaps because I do not
>>> remember them all.
>>>
>>
>> When you're too drunk too say elephant you may just be seeing pink
>> elephants, a thing you might want to convey to the people around you.
>> Ironic you can't do so, all that comes out is FF. They then promptly
>> serve you the thing that caused the problem in the first place...
>
> Yeah, life is hard. I actually did not get a FF for a long time. Or an
> elephant. But "one more FF" always seems like a good idea.
>
After a couple of FF's or elephants you might be better off not trusting your 
common sense.

-- 
Danny.

Den 09-05-2010 00:04, DG skrev:
> Op 8-5-2010 22:54, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>>> Have the number of unread posts magically disappeared already?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> What posts? There haven't been any for a month.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Here's some exciting news:
>>>>>>>> aglami.com is finally available again!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> If I could be bothered, I'd register it and point it to aglami.net,
>>>>>>>> but
>>>>>>>> I doubt that would make any difference to posting rates.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> At least be original. Send it to a page saying:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Another Great Success!
>>>>>>> Wait... did somebody say
>>>>>>> Monkey Island?!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> How silly does THAT sound?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> THAT sounds very silly, depending on ones accent. Allo Allo has taught
>>>>> me that. I also have a fear of exploding Christmas puddings.
>>>>
>>>> Is there any messier way to celebrate christmas?
>>>>
>>> Serve them at the Christmas family dinner. They'll use them as ammo
>>> during the unavoidable fight.
>>
>> That sounds like fun. If held outside. Or I'm not the one cleaning up.
>>
> You don't have to worry about that. That's a job for CSI.

I think that must be CSI Boston, the yet-to-be-aired television series.

-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/

Den 09-05-2010 00:08, DG skrev:
> Op 8-5-2010 22:55, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>> What posts? There haven't been any for a month.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I still have close to 100 hundred unread posts, and the number is
>>>>>>>> only
>>>>>>>> increasing rather than decreasing. How can I fix that?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Invent a new numbering system. One with smaller number as the posts
>>>>>>> mount. You can do it! Any self declared omnipotent dictator can.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hex. Less digits and FF unread posts just seems cool.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Perhaps that's just me liking a danish beer called FF...
>>>>>>
>>>>> Clever marketing. FF is just about the only thing a thoroughly drunk
>>>>> person can say whilst passing out on a barstool...
>>>>
>>>> Yeah, ever tried to say "one more elephant, please?" drunk?
>>>>
>>>> I have managed it too many times to count. Perhaps because I do not
>>>> remember them all.
>>>>
>>>
>>> When you're too drunk too say elephant you may just be seeing pink
>>> elephants, a thing you might want to convey to the people around you.
>>> Ironic you can't do so, all that comes out is FF. They then promptly
>>> serve you the thing that caused the problem in the first place...
>>
>> Yeah, life is hard. I actually did not get a FF for a long time. Or an
>> elephant. But "one more FF" always seems like a good idea.
>>
> After a couple of FF's or elephants you might be better off not trusting
> your common sense.

Hell no. I don't even do that when sober!

-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/

Op 9-5-2010 10:29, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>>>> Have the number of unread posts magically disappeared already?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> What posts? There haven't been any for a month.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Here's some exciting news:
>>>>>>>>> aglami.com is finally available again!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> If I could be bothered, I'd register it and point it to
>>>>>>>>> aglami.net,
>>>>>>>>> but
>>>>>>>>> I doubt that would make any difference to posting rates.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> At least be original. Send it to a page saying:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Another Great Success!
>>>>>>>> Wait... did somebody say
>>>>>>>> Monkey Island?!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> How silly does THAT sound?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> THAT sounds very silly, depending on ones accent. Allo Allo has
>>>>>> taught
>>>>>> me that. I also have a fear of exploding Christmas puddings.
>>>>>
>>>>> Is there any messier way to celebrate christmas?
>>>>>
>>>> Serve them at the Christmas family dinner. They'll use them as ammo
>>>> during the unavoidable fight.
>>>
>>> That sounds like fun. If held outside. Or I'm not the one cleaning up.
>>>
>> You don't have to worry about that. That's a job for CSI.
>
> I think that must be CSI Boston, the yet-to-be-aired television series.
>
Is Boston famed for family feuds fueled with Christmas puddings? No wonder 
they'd rather spend their time in a bar listening to the trivia uttered by Cliff 
Clavin.

--
Danny.

Den 09-05-2010 21:24, DG skrev:
> Op 9-5-2010 10:29, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Have the number of unread posts magically disappeared already?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> What posts? There haven't been any for a month.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Here's some exciting news:
>>>>>>>>>> aglami.com is finally available again!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> If I could be bothered, I'd register it and point it to
>>>>>>>>>> aglami.net,
>>>>>>>>>> but
>>>>>>>>>> I doubt that would make any difference to posting rates.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> At least be original. Send it to a page saying:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Another Great Success!
>>>>>>>>> Wait... did somebody say
>>>>>>>>> Monkey Island?!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> How silly does THAT sound?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> THAT sounds very silly, depending on ones accent. Allo Allo has
>>>>>>> taught
>>>>>>> me that. I also have a fear of exploding Christmas puddings.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Is there any messier way to celebrate christmas?
>>>>>>
>>>>> Serve them at the Christmas family dinner. They'll use them as ammo
>>>>> during the unavoidable fight.
>>>>
>>>> That sounds like fun. If held outside. Or I'm not the one cleaning up.
>>>>
>>> You don't have to worry about that. That's a job for CSI.
>>
>> I think that must be CSI Boston, the yet-to-be-aired television series.
>>
> Is Boston famed for family feuds fueled with Christmas puddings? No
> wonder they'd rather spend their time in a bar listening to the trivia
> uttered by Cliff Clavin.

Exactly. And Cliff Richard.

(also I'll be going to two weeks holiday with probably no news reading)

-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/

Op 10-5-2010 1:31, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have the number of unread posts magically disappeared already?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> What posts? There haven't been any for a month.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Here's some exciting news:
>>>>>>>>>>> aglami.com is finally available again!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> If I could be bothered, I'd register it and point it to
>>>>>>>>>>> aglami.net,
>>>>>>>>>>> but
>>>>>>>>>>> I doubt that would make any difference to posting rates.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> At least be original. Send it to a page saying:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Another Great Success!
>>>>>>>>>> Wait... did somebody say
>>>>>>>>>> Monkey Island?!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> How silly does THAT sound?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> THAT sounds very silly, depending on ones accent. Allo Allo has
>>>>>>>> taught
>>>>>>>> me that. I also have a fear of exploding Christmas puddings.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Is there any messier way to celebrate christmas?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Serve them at the Christmas family dinner. They'll use them as ammo
>>>>>> during the unavoidable fight.
>>>>>
>>>>> That sounds like fun. If held outside. Or I'm not the one cleaning up.
>>>>>
>>>> You don't have to worry about that. That's a job for CSI.
>>>
>>> I think that must be CSI Boston, the yet-to-be-aired television series.
>>>
>> Is Boston famed for family feuds fueled with Christmas puddings? No
>> wonder they'd rather spend their time in a bar listening to the trivia
>> uttered by Cliff Clavin.
>
> Exactly. And Cliff Richard.

And Cliff Richard Clavin The Third. Or Cliff Clavin telling trivia about Cliff 
Richard.

> (also I'll be going to two weeks holiday with probably no news reading)
>
NOOOOOOOOO. This NG is gonna be dead again!!!!!!

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> Exactly. And Cliff Richard.
>
> And Cliff Richard Clavin The Third. Or Cliff Clavin telling trivia about Cliff 
> Richard.
>
>> (also I'll be going to two weeks holiday with probably no news reading)
>>
> NOOOOOOOOO. This NG is gonna be dead again!!!!!!

Silly you. For centuries we have been the undead already.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 15-5-2010 18:47, ervaqre schreef:
>>> Exactly. And Cliff Richard.
>>
>> And Cliff Richard Clavin The Third. Or Cliff Clavin telling trivia about Cliff
>> Richard.
>>
>>> (also I'll be going to two weeks holiday with probably no news reading)
>>>
>> NOOOOOOOOO. This NG is gonna be dead again!!!!!!
>
> Silly you. For centuries we have been the undead already.
>
That explains the smell.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>>> NOOOOOOOOO. This NG is gonna be dead again!!!!!!
>>
>> Silly you. For centuries we have been the undead already.
>>
> That explains the smell.

What smell? I lack the sense of smell. Yes, seriously. But it is 
awesome, especially in the land of the slanted eyes.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 18-5-2010 20:16, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> NOOOOOOOOO. This NG is gonna be dead again!!!!!!
>>>
>>> Silly you. For centuries we have been the undead already.
>>>
>> That explains the smell.
>
> What smell? I lack the sense of smell. Yes, seriously. But it is
> awesome, especially in the land of the slanted eyes.
>
No sense of smell? I had an army roommate with the same "feature". It was very 
handy. He let me put my army boots on the heating system. One has to be 
seriously smell-deaf to allow that where you sleep. The only smell he ever 
noticed was when he had barfed into a leaky metal bin at night after a beer bender.

-- 
Danny.

Den 18-05-2010 21:02, DG skrev:
> Op 18-5-2010 20:16, ervaqre schreef:
>>>>> NOOOOOOOOO. This NG is gonna be dead again!!!!!!
>>>>
>>>> Silly you. For centuries we have been the undead already.
>>>>
>>> That explains the smell.
>>
>> What smell? I lack the sense of smell. Yes, seriously. But it is
>> awesome, especially in the land of the slanted eyes.
>>
> No sense of smell? I had an army roommate with the same "feature". It
> was very handy. He let me put my army boots on the heating system. One
> has to be seriously smell-deaf to allow that where you sleep. The only
> smell he ever noticed was when he had barfed into a leaky metal bin at
> night after a beer bender.


I assume that did not smell like roses. Or steak.

-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/

Den 15-05-2010 18:44, ervaqre skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...
>
>>> Don't you think that would be too much effort? Are you on some sort of
>>> drugs that makes you hyperactive?
>>
>> If so, please tell me the drug name.
>
> NAME!?! NAME!?! WE DON'T HAS A NAME!!!

Ok, so let's call the drug Murray, for monkey's sake!

-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/

Op 27-5-2010 23:36, Rasmus B�g Hansen schreef:
>>>>>> NOOOOOOOOO. This NG is gonna be dead again!!!!!!
>>>>>
>>>>> Silly you. For centuries we have been the undead already.
>>>>>
>>>> That explains the smell.
>>>
>>> What smell? I lack the sense of smell. Yes, seriously. But it is
>>> awesome, especially in the land of the slanted eyes.
>>>
>> No sense of smell? I had an army roommate with the same "feature". It
>> was very handy. He let me put my army boots on the heating system. One
>> has to be seriously smell-deaf to allow that where you sleep. The only
>> smell he ever noticed was when he had barfed into a leaky metal bin at
>> night after a beer bender.
>
>
> I assume that did not smell like roses. Or steak.
>
I would indeed be impressed if one could make roses smell like that. Although it 
might be somewhat doable. I've smelt pretty rancid flowers that had rotted to a 
mush. The water it was in had turned to raw sewage with plant material. The rest 
of the house was in fine order though.

-- 
Danny.

Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...

>>> If so, please tell me the drug name.
>>
>> NAME!?! NAME!?! WE DON'T HAS A NAME!!!
>
> Ok, so let's call the drug Murray, for monkey's sake!

Since when is a disembodied talking skull a drug?

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Den 28-05-2010 00:01, DG skrev:
> Op 27-5-2010 23:36, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>> NOOOOOOOOO. This NG is gonna be dead again!!!!!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Silly you. For centuries we have been the undead already.
>>>>>>
>>>>> That explains the smell.
>>>>
>>>> What smell? I lack the sense of smell. Yes, seriously. But it is
>>>> awesome, especially in the land of the slanted eyes.
>>>>
>>> No sense of smell? I had an army roommate with the same "feature". It
>>> was very handy. He let me put my army boots on the heating system. One
>>> has to be seriously smell-deaf to allow that where you sleep. The only
>>> smell he ever noticed was when he had barfed into a leaky metal bin at
>>> night after a beer bender.
>>
>>
>> I assume that did not smell like roses. Or steak.
>>
> I would indeed be impressed if one could make roses smell like that.

I bet the roses smelling of steak would be quite popular.

> Although it might be somewhat doable. I've smelt pretty rancid flowers
> that had rotted to a mush. The water it was in had turned to raw sewage
> with plant material. The rest of the house was in fine order though.

It's amazing how bad water from flowers can smell. Which is why I try 
not to have dead flowers.

-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/

Den 04-06-2010 03:57, ervaqre skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...
>
>>>> If so, please tell me the drug name.
>>>
>>> NAME!?! NAME!?! WE DON'T HAS A NAME!!!
>>
>> Ok, so let's call the drug Murray, for monkey's sake!
>
> Since when is a disembodied talking skull a drug?

Have you ever tried to inhale Murray? You would be scared!

-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/

Op 9-6-2010 23:59, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>> That explains the smell.
>>>>>
>>>>> What smell? I lack the sense of smell. Yes, seriously. But it is
>>>>> awesome, especially in the land of the slanted eyes.
>>>>>
>>>> No sense of smell? I had an army roommate with the same "feature". It
>>>> was very handy. He let me put my army boots on the heating system. One
>>>> has to be seriously smell-deaf to allow that where you sleep. The only
>>>> smell he ever noticed was when he had barfed into a leaky metal bin at
>>>> night after a beer bender.
>>>
>>>
>>> I assume that did not smell like roses. Or steak.
>>>
>> I would indeed be impressed if one could make roses smell like that.
>
> I bet the roses smelling of steak would be quite popular.

That day in the flower shop:

"I'd like one dozen roses."
"Medium or rare?"

>> Although it might be somewhat doable. I've smelt pretty rancid flowers
>> that had rotted to a mush. The water it was in had turned to raw sewage
>> with plant material. The rest of the house was in fine order though.
>
> It's amazing how bad water from flowers can smell. Which is why I try
> not to have dead flowers.
>
I don't even have them alive. I don't want stuff in my house that keeps living 
for weeks after been cut down. If I did, I'd have a chainsaw for an arm.

-- 
Danny.

Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...

>>> I assume that did not smell like roses. Or steak.
>>>
>> I would indeed be impressed if one could make roses smell like that.
>
> I bet the roses smelling of steak would be quite popular.

Uhm...I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot Pole.

>> Although it might be somewhat doable. I've smelt pretty rancid flowers
>> that had rotted to a mush. The water it was in had turned to raw sewage
>> with plant material. The rest of the house was in fine order though.
>
> It's amazing how bad water from flowers can smell. Which is why I try 
> not to have dead flowers.

Roses should be grown in wool, not in water.

source: I worked in the rose industry 10 years ago

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

DG is a mighty pirate...

>>>> I assume that did not smell like roses. Or steak.
>>>>
>>> I would indeed be impressed if one could make roses smell like that.
>>
>> I bet the roses smelling of steak would be quite popular.
>
> That day in the flower shop:

Why is this thread about flowers? 

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...

>>> Ok, so let's call the drug Murray, for monkey's sake!
>>
>> Since when is a disembodied talking skull a drug?
>
> Have you ever tried to inhale Murray? You would be scared!

Scarred more likely, I'll stick with opium.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 17-6-2010 0:39, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> I assume that did not smell like roses. Or steak.
>>>>
>>> I would indeed be impressed if one could make roses smell like that.
>>
>> I bet the roses smelling of steak would be quite popular.
>
> Uhm...I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot Pole.

I think the ten foot Pole ate the steak long before you'd be able to come close 
to touch him.

>>> Although it might be somewhat doable. I've smelt pretty rancid flowers
>>> that had rotted to a mush. The water it was in had turned to raw sewage
>>> with plant material. The rest of the house was in fine order though.
>>
>> It's amazing how bad water from flowers can smell. Which is why I try
>> not to have dead flowers.
>
> Roses should be grown in wool, not in water.
>
> source: I worked in the rose industry 10 years ago
>
Translation: Reinder had an underpayed summer job as a laborer in one of the 
more unpleasant industries. Every labor law in the book was likely broken there. 
You know, silly stuff like health and safety, maximum number of hours worked, 
minimum wage and the employement of minors in hazardous conditions. He probably 
peeled flower bulbs too on a pay per crate bases instead of hourly rates. It 
inspired him to go to university and flee to a much more pleasant country with 
vastly better labor conditions.

-- 
Danny.

Op 17-6-2010 0:40, ervaqre schreef:
>>>>> I assume that did not smell like roses. Or steak.
>>>>>
>>>> I would indeed be impressed if one could make roses smell like that.
>>>
>>> I bet the roses smelling of steak would be quite popular.
>>
>> That day in the flower shop:
>
> Why is this thread about flowers?
>
Other flora related stuff could be banned.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>>> I bet the roses smelling of steak would be quite popular.
>>
>> Uhm...I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot Pole.
>
> I think the ten foot Pole ate the steak long before you'd be able to come close 
> to touch him.

Nah, he wouldn't. Polish people are genetically incapable of eating 
steak. All they eat is pierogi, which is a shameless copy of the 
Chinese jiaozi.

However, even though the Poles are Aglami's number one enemy, I must 
say I've always kind of liked them in real life.

>>> It's amazing how bad water from flowers can smell. Which is why I try
>>> not to have dead flowers.
>>
>> Roses should be grown in wool, not in water.
>>
>> source: I worked in the rose industry 10 years ago
>>
> Translation: Reinder had an underpayed summer job as a laborer in one of the 
> more unpleasant industries. Every labor law in the book was likely broken there. 
> You know, silly stuff like health and safety, maximum number of hours worked, 
> minimum wage and the employement of minors in hazardous conditions. He probably 
> peeled flower bulbs too on a pay per crate bases instead of hourly rates. It 
> inspired him to go to university and flee to a much more pleasant country with 
> vastly better labor conditions.

Actually, it was not underpaid, but one and a half gulden above the 
minimum wage (per hour). Also, conditions were pretty good, and most 
of the time we only had to cut roses. All in all it was a pretty good 
way for a 16 year old to save money to travel around Australia two 
years later. 

Of course working conditions here in China are awesome, especially in 
the mines or at construction sites. 

If you want to read up on something interesting by the way, have a 
look at the story of the Chinese real estate bubble. All over the 
country they are building literally thousands of high-rise apartment 
blocks, yet most of them are as good as empty because people cannot 
afford the apartments. There are even a few cities meant for a 
population of more than a million, yet the streets are as empty as 
Dutch streets are when the Netherlands is playing at the football 
world championship thing.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> Why is this thread about flowers?
>>
> Other flora related stuff could be banned.

How about creating a alt.games.lucas-arts.monkey-island.flowers then?

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 21-6-2010 18:34, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> I bet the roses smelling of steak would be quite popular.
>>>
>>> Uhm...I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot Pole.
>>
>> I think the ten foot Pole ate the steak long before you'd be able to come close
>> to touch him.
>
> Nah, he wouldn't. Polish people are genetically incapable of eating
> steak. All they eat is pierogi, which is a shameless copy of the
> Chinese jiaozi.

Pierogi are dobze! At least the ones with Agaricus bisporus. I liked those a lot 
when in Poland.

> However, even though the Poles are Aglami's number one enemy, I must
> say I've always kind of liked them in real life.

Overwalker!!!

>>>> It's amazing how bad water from flowers can smell. Which is why I try
>>>> not to have dead flowers.
>>>
>>> Roses should be grown in wool, not in water.
>>>
>>> source: I worked in the rose industry 10 years ago
>>>
>> Translation: Reinder had an underpayed summer job as a laborer in one of the
>> more unpleasant industries. Every labor law in the book was likely broken there.
>> You know, silly stuff like health and safety, maximum number of hours worked,
>> minimum wage and the employement of minors in hazardous conditions. He probably
>> peeled flower bulbs too on a pay per crate bases instead of hourly rates. It
>> inspired him to go to university and flee to a much more pleasant country with
>> vastly better labor conditions.
>
> Actually, it was not underpaid, but one and a half gulden above the
> minimum wage (per hour). Also, conditions were pretty good, and most
> of the time we only had to cut roses. All in all it was a pretty good
> way for a 16 year old to save money to travel around Australia two
> years later.
>
Any time one says "it's (slightly) more than minimum wage" it means underpaid. 
Even when comparing to average wage, it may still be quite a bad pay. On top of 
that: any work they can't find adults for with a contract for life, is undesirable.

> Of course working conditions here in China are awesome, especially in
> the mines or at construction sites.
>
> If you want to read up on something interesting by the way, have a
> look at the story of the Chinese real estate bubble. All over the
> country they are building literally thousands of high-rise apartment
> blocks, yet most of them are as good as empty because people cannot
> afford the apartments. There are even a few cities meant for a
> population of more than a million, yet the streets are as empty as
> Dutch streets are when the Netherlands is playing at the football
> world championship thing.
>
I've wandered the silent streets at such a moment. It's scary. Not because of 
the eerie silence. But because you know any moment now thousands of orange clad 
maniacs may run out of their houses either celebrating a win and losing some of 
their alcohol intake or they'll come out and punch anyone who's not in orange 
clothing to dull the pain of a loss.

-- 
Danny.

Op 21-6-2010 18:36, ervaqre schreef:
>>> Why is this thread about flowers?
>>>
>> Other flora related stuff could be banned.
>
> How about creating a alt.games.lucas-arts.monkey-island.flowers then?
>
That wouldn't include the banned pine I alluded to, or are there flowery pines?

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> How about creating a alt.games.lucas-arts.monkey-island.flowers then?
>>
> That wouldn't include the banned pine I alluded to, or are there flowery pines?

How about simply creating alt.pine for that?

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 29-6-2010 20:01, ervaqre schreef:
>>> Nah, he wouldn't. Polish people are genetically incapable of eating
>>> steak. All they eat is pierogi, which is a shameless copy of the
>>> Chinese jiaozi.
>>
>> Pierogi are dobze! At least the ones with Agaricus bisporus. I liked those a lot
>> when in Poland.
>
> I have no idea what a dobze is! But if you want an alternative to
> pierrogi, look for jiaozi at your local Asian supermarket if you have
> one. They're really quite tasty with oyster sauce!

Dobze = good. Great even.

There are no true Asian markets here. Just a few very small toko's that do not 
look too

>>> However, even though the Poles are Aglami's number one enemy, I must
>>> say I've always kind of liked them in real life.
>>
>> Overwalker!!!
>
> Says the person who has probably been to Poland more often than I have
> been there myself!!

Three times. But that was over 8 years ago. Poland has since come to me. The 
number of Polish license plates (and Bulgarian ones), former co-workers and 
neighbors is starting to add up over here. Local supermarkets even have half 
aisles with Polish import stuff.

>>> Actually, it was not underpaid, but one and a half gulden above the
>>> minimum wage (per hour). Also, conditions were pretty good, and most
>>> of the time we only had to cut roses. All in all it was a pretty good
>>> way for a 16 year old to save money to travel around Australia two
>>> years later.
>>>
>> Any time one says "it's (slightly) more than minimum wage" it means underpaid.
>> Even when comparing to average wage, it may still be quite a bad pay. On top of
>> that: any work they can't find adults for with a contract for life, is undesirable.
>
> Not undesirable for a 16 year old!

That's a sentence that will get you into jail!

> Though I did feel sorry for those
> who had been in the industry for more than 20 years. For me it was a
> good way to earn money to be able to travel to the other side of the
> world, whereas for them the roses were every day reality.

I've worked with people who were kept in such a job because they had brain 
damage. Brain damage caused by a work accident due to an unsafe work environment.

It caused one guy in particular to fall several meters onto a because he lost 
his balance when doing cleaning duties. There was supposed to be a railing 
there. Besides memory difficulties he, oh irony, also wasn't able to keep his 
balance all that well. He couldn't run because of that, just shuffle. Talking 
didn't go too well either.

I myself have been in situations where they neglected to tell me I was supposed 
to wear safety gear like metal tip shoes.

>>> If you want to read up on something interesting by the way, have a
>>> look at the story of the Chinese real estate bubble. All over the
>>> country they are building literally thousands of high-rise apartment
>>> blocks, yet most of them are as good as empty because people cannot
>>> afford the apartments. There are even a few cities meant for a
>>> population of more than a million, yet the streets are as empty as
>>> Dutch streets are when the Netherlands is playing at the football
>>> world championship thing.
>>>
>> I've wandered the silent streets at such a moment. It's scary. Not because of
>> the eerie silence. But because you know any moment now thousands of orange clad
>> maniacs may run out of their houses either celebrating a win and losing some of
>> their alcohol intake or they'll come out and punch anyone who's not in orange
>> clothing to dull the pain of a loss.
>
> Unfortunately, everybody here in China knows about the Dutch team and
> how good or not they are at this football game. At times I wish I
> could make myself invisible.
>
Yet you chose to blend in with over a billion tiny Chinese folk whilst you come 
from a land of tall pale people with freaky round eyes... You couldn't draw more 
attention to yourself if you wore an orange Bavaria-dress whilst blowing a 
vuvuzela. You'd actually draw less of a crowd since most would flee such a 
sight. Just in case it was as contagious there as in the Netherlands. The people 
here don't even have a good excuse for such behavior. It's not like Orange is 
playing particularly spectacular or like they all have brain damage because of 
missing railings.

-- 
Danny.

Op 29-6-2010 20:02, ervaqre schreef:
>>> How about creating a alt.games.lucas-arts.monkey-island.flowers then?
>>>
>> That wouldn't include the banned pine I alluded to, or are there flowery pines?
>
> How about simply creating alt.pine for that?
>
Wouldn't most providers ban that just like they've banned binary groups?

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>>> That wouldn't include the banned pine I alluded to, or are there flowery pines?
>>
>> How about simply creating alt.pine for that?
>>
> Wouldn't most providers ban that just like they've banned binary groups?

If they do, we'll just send Pixel after them.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 16-7-2010 14:34, ervaqre schreef:
>>> I have no idea what a dobze is! But if you want an alternative to
>>> pierrogi, look for jiaozi at your local Asian supermarket if you have
>>> one. They're really quite tasty with oyster sauce!
>>
>> Dobze = good. Great even.
>
> I must admit that my Polish is not very polished anymore. There aren't
> many of them around here.

Are you explaining where all the Aglamians went? To China?

>> There are no true Asian markets here. Just a few very small toko's that do not
>> look too
>
> There is one on the Hinthamereinde, but I've never been inside so I
> can't tell how good or bad their selection is. And what is it with
> your JISBU?

Short attention span.

>>>> Overwalker!!!
>>>
>>> Says the person who has probably been to Poland more often than I have
>>> been there myself!!
>>
>> Three times. But that was over 8 years ago. Poland has since come to me. The
>> number of Polish license plates (and Bulgarian ones), former co-workers and
>> neighbors is starting to add up over here. Local supermarkets even have half
>> aisles with Polish import stuff.
>
> Ha, I have been there only two times. But if living in Little Poland
> counts, I am not really sure how exactly to count that.

Little Poland? You mean one of those enclaves here in NL?

>>>> Any time one says "it's (slightly) more than minimum wage" it means underpaid.
>>>> Even when comparing to average wage, it may still be quite a bad pay. On top of
>>>> that: any work they can't find adults for with a contract for life, is undesirable.
>>>
>>> Not undesirable for a 16 year old!
>>
>> That's a sentence that will get you into jail!
>
> I always thought 16 was legal!

Legal is such a vague concept.

>>> Though I did feel sorry for those
>>> who had been in the industry for more than 20 years. For me it was a
>>> good way to earn money to be able to travel to the other side of the
>>> world, whereas for them the roses were every day reality.
>>
>> I've worked with people who were kept in such a job because they had brain
>> damage. Brain damage caused by a work accident due to an unsafe work environment.
>>
>> It caused one guy in particular to fall several meters onto a because he lost
>> his balance when doing cleaning duties. There was supposed to be a railing
>> there. Besides memory difficulties he, oh irony, also wasn't able to keep his
>> balance all that well. He couldn't run because of that, just shuffle. Talking
>> didn't go too well either.
>
> He can still consider a career as a swashbuckling pirate though!

Not quite a man of low moral fiber, more one of low motor skills.

>> I myself have been in situations where they neglected to tell me I was supposed
>> to wear safety gear like metal tip shoes.
>
> I don't see that happening over here either. Did you also have to
> built "steigers" (don't know the translation and too lazy to look it
> up) from pine trees?

I haven't done any real scaffolding. Just a trolley to hang theater lighting and 
racks in a distribution center. Got up to 7 or 8 meters though. I threatened the 
clown that was rocking the scissorlift he'd hit the floor before I did. He took 
my threat serious enough, so he lived.

>> Yet you chose to blend in with over a billion tiny Chinese folk whilst you come
>> from a land of tall pale people with freaky round eyes... You couldn't draw more
>> attention to yourself if you wore an orange Bavaria-dress whilst blowing a
>> vuvuzela. You'd actually draw less of a crowd since most would flee such a
>> sight. Just in case it was as contagious there as in the Netherlands. The people
>> here don't even have a good excuse for such behavior. It's not like Orange is
>> playing particularly spectacular or like they all have brain damage because of
>> missing railings.
>
> Ha! And now look at what happened! They lost out again! But what do
> you want, with a national anthem in which the Dutch proclaim their
> loyalty to the Spanish king.
>
They should have struck the bits about Germans and Argentinians too then...

Since our royal family mostly consists of peoples that beat us at the World Cup, 
we know what's in store for future generations. A bull fighting matador for 
prince consort.

-- 
Danny.

Op 16-7-2010 14:34, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> That wouldn't include the banned pine I alluded to, or are there flowery pines?
>>>
>>> How about simply creating alt.pine for that?
>>>
>> Wouldn't most providers ban that just like they've banned binary groups?
>
> If they do, we'll just send Pixel after them.
>
We'll never hear from him again if we send him of to fight the windmills called 
providers. Wait, we never *do* hear from him here anyway! Maybe he's already gone?

-- 
Danny.