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Started by DG
Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:53
[OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: DG
Date: Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:53
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Reinder, you should submit that picture in you latest blog post to engrishfunny.com. Now try and make a photograph of one of those baby soldiers. They should be cute as a button. -- Danny.
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: ervaqre
Date: Sat, 20 Feb 2010 04:46
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DG is a mighty pirate... > Reinder, you should submit that picture in you latest blog post to > engrishfunny.com. Now try and make a photograph of one of those baby soldiers. > They should be cute as a button. Shhh...I am trying to be pretending to not noticing the 105 unread new posts to Aglami. Maybe if I do that long enough, they will disappear. I cannot submit the photo however, because it is against my policy to help sites make money with the things I produce. That's why I'm also against posting on http forums that have ads! As for the Engrish though, it is all over the place! For instance, the apartment building where I live has a big safety regulations board in the hall downstairs saying something about not connecting too many wives directly to the electricity box. Engrishfunny is a new one to add to my RSS feeds however! -- ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: DG
Date: Sat, 20 Feb 2010 11:14
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Op 20-2-2010 5:46, ervaqre schreef: >> Reinder, you should submit that picture in you latest blog post to >> engrishfunny.com. Now try and make a photograph of one of those baby soldiers. >> They should be cute as a button. > > Shhh...I am trying to be pretending to not noticing the 105 unread new > posts to Aglami. Maybe if I do that long enough, they will disappear. > > I cannot submit the photo however, because it is against my policy to > help sites make money with the things I produce. That's why I'm also > against posting on http forums that have ads! > > As for the Engrish though, it is all over the place! For instance, the > apartment building where I live has a big safety regulations board in > the hall downstairs saying something about not connecting too many > wives directly to the electricity box. > > Engrishfunny is a new one to add to my RSS feeds however! > I trust you block all ads so they won't make any move off of you? I've opted not to put it in RSS, it's in a firefox bookmark folder that I open daily with similar stuff. Like fail blog, a sister site of Engrish I think. -- Danny.
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: ervaqre
Date: Fri, 02 Apr 2010 03:15
Date: Fri, 02 Apr 2010 03:15
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DG is a mighty pirate... >> As for the Engrish though, it is all over the place! For instance, the >> apartment building where I live has a big safety regulations board in >> the hall downstairs saying something about not connecting too many >> wives directly to the electricity box. >> >> Engrishfunny is a new one to add to my RSS feeds however! >> > I trust you block all ads so they won't make any move off of you? Well, I don't mean making money off of me by showing me ads, which I do block indeed, but making money off of me by stuff that I submit. > I've opted not to put it in RSS, it's in a firefox bookmark folder that I open > daily with similar stuff. Like fail blog, a sister site of Engrish I think. You can also do it the Pixel way. Pixel has not yet figured out what this RSS thing is, so he's made a website with a list of links to all websites he regularly visits. Every few days, he visits his own website and clicks on all links to see whether other websites have been updated. This portal website also features a green thing with an axe in its head. -- ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: DG
Date: Fri, 02 Apr 2010 11:42
Date: Fri, 02 Apr 2010 11:42
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Op 2-4-2010 5:15, ervaqre schreef: >>> As for the Engrish though, it is all over the place! For instance, the >>> apartment building where I live has a big safety regulations board in >>> the hall downstairs saying something about not connecting too many >>> wives directly to the electricity box. >>> >>> Engrishfunny is a new one to add to my RSS feeds however! >>> >> I trust you block all ads so they won't make any move off of you? > > Well, I don't mean making money off of me by showing me ads, which I > do block indeed, but making money off of me by stuff that I submit. Ah, so no Twitter for you. Or Facebook, or any of the other social media stuff that. They all have clauses they own whatever you post. >> I've opted not to put it in RSS, it's in a firefox bookmark folder that I open >> daily with similar stuff. Like fail blog, a sister site of Engrish I think. > > You can also do it the Pixel way. Pixel has not yet figured out what > this RSS thing is, so he's made a website with a list of links to all > websites he regularly visits. Every few days, he visits his own > website and clicks on all links to see whether other websites have > been updated. This portal website also features a green thing with an > axe in its head. > A green thing with an axe in its head? That alone is enough for you to have bookmarked it. But surely the Chinese public is protected from immoral content like that? -- Danny.
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: DG
Date: Sat, 15 May 2010 19:12
Date: Sat, 15 May 2010 19:12
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Op 15-5-2010 18:50, ervaqre schreef: >>>> I trust you block all ads so they won't make any move off of you? >>> >>> Well, I don't mean making money off of me by showing me ads, which I >>> do block indeed, but making money off of me by stuff that I submit. >> >> Ah, so no Twitter for you. Or Facebook, or any of the other social media stuff >> that. They all have clauses they own whatever you post. > > I hate anything "social"... Or even social-ist. Those social media do have anti-social tendencies. Like opting you in for stuff they don't tell you about and making it hard to opt-out. >>> You can also do it the Pixel way. Pixel has not yet figured out what >>> this RSS thing is, so he's made a website with a list of links to all >>> websites he regularly visits. Every few days, he visits his own >>> website and clicks on all links to see whether other websites have >>> been updated. This portal website also features a green thing with an >>> axe in its head. >>> >> A green thing with an axe in its head? That alone is enough for you to have >> bookmarked it. But surely the Chinese public is protected from immoral content >> like that? > > Nope, the Pixelnet is fully accessible here! > What??? But who will protect the children??? -- Danny.
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: ervaqre
Date: Tue, 18 May 2010 18:12
Date: Tue, 18 May 2010 18:12
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DG is a mighty pirate... >>> Ah, so no Twitter for you. Or Facebook, or any of the other social media stuff >>> that. They all have clauses they own whatever you post. >> >> I hate anything "social"... > > Or even social-ist. I live in a country where the government is deemed socialist and ironically they block access to all "social" websites. > Those social media do have anti-social tendencies. Like opting you in for stuff > they don't tell you about and making it hard to opt-out. So it is great that we still have the usenets! However, these days there are just too many usenet archiving websites that present it as some sort of forum within many revenue generating ads and in the process totally ignore my "X-No-Archive: yes". I should decapitate them. >>> A green thing with an axe in its head? That alone is enough for you to have >>> bookmarked it. But surely the Chinese public is protected from immoral content >>> like that? >> >> Nope, the Pixelnet is fully accessible here! >> > What??? But who will protect the children??? As far as I am aware, Pixel does not have any children yet! -- ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: DG
Date: Tue, 18 May 2010 18:58
Date: Tue, 18 May 2010 18:58
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Op 18-5-2010 20:12, ervaqre schreef: >>>> Ah, so no Twitter for you. Or Facebook, or any of the other social media stuff >>>> that. They all have clauses they own whatever you post. >>> >>> I hate anything "social"... >> >> Or even social-ist. > > I live in a country where the government is deemed socialist and > ironically they block access to all "social" websites. Those websites are obviously not social nor socialist enough. >> Those social media do have anti-social tendencies. Like opting you in for stuff >> they don't tell you about and making it hard to opt-out. > > So it is great that we still have the usenets! However, these days > there are just too many usenet archiving websites that present it as > some sort of forum within many revenue generating ads and in the > process totally ignore my "X-No-Archive: yes". > > I should decapitate them. You should. Especially if they replace a :) with a smiley icon. Meanwhile I'll set up the deckchair and enjoy the carnage from a distance whilst sipping a peach flavored ice tea. >>>> A green thing with an axe in its head? That alone is enough for you to have >>>> bookmarked it. But surely the Chinese public is protected from immoral content >>>> like that? >>> >>> Nope, the Pixelnet is fully accessible here! >>> >> What??? But who will protect the children??? > > As far as I am aware, Pixel does not have any children yet! > Can you blame him? He spent too much time with kids as a boy scout. -- Danny.
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Thu, 27 May 2010 21:52
Date: Thu, 27 May 2010 21:52
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Den 15-05-2010 18:50, ervaqre skrev: > DG is a mighty pirate... > >>>> I trust you block all ads so they won't make any move off of you? >>> >>> Well, I don't mean making money off of me by showing me ads, which I >>> do block indeed, but making money off of me by stuff that I submit. >> >> Ah, so no Twitter for you. Or Facebook, or any of the other social media stuff >> that. They all have clauses they own whatever you post. > > I hate anything "social"... Go to the moon then! >>> You can also do it the Pixel way. Pixel has not yet figured out what >>> this RSS thing is, so he's made a website with a list of links to all >>> websites he regularly visits. Every few days, he visits his own >>> website and clicks on all links to see whether other websites have >>> been updated. This portal website also features a green thing with an >>> axe in its head. >>> >> A green thing with an axe in its head? That alone is enough for you to have >> bookmarked it. But surely the Chinese public is protected from immoral content >> like that? > > Nope, the Pixelnet is fully accessible here! Everyone says that! It was banned along with pine! -- Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Thu, 27 May 2010 21:56
Date: Thu, 27 May 2010 21:56
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Den 18-05-2010 20:58, DG skrev: >> I should decapitate them. > > You should. Especially if they replace a :) with a smiley icon. > > Meanwhile I'll set up the deckchair and enjoy the carnage from a > distance whilst sipping a peach flavored ice tea. Have you become too wimpy for grog? >>>>> A green thing with an axe in its head? That alone is enough for you >>>>> to have >>>>> bookmarked it. But surely the Chinese public is protected from >>>>> immoral content >>>>> like that? >>>> >>>> Nope, the Pixelnet is fully accessible here! >>>> >>> What??? But who will protect the children??? >> >> As far as I am aware, Pixel does not have any children yet! >> > Can you blame him? He spent too much time with kids as a boy scout. That's just madness. Pixel was just making knots all hos scout time. -- Rasmus B�g Hansen - sp...@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: DG
Date: Thu, 27 May 2010 22:07
Date: Thu, 27 May 2010 22:07
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Op 27-5-2010 23:52, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: >>>>> I trust you block all ads so they won't make any move off of you? >>>> >>>> Well, I don't mean making money off of me by showing me ads, which I >>>> do block indeed, but making money off of me by stuff that I submit. >>> >>> Ah, so no Twitter for you. Or Facebook, or any of the other social >>> media stuff >>> that. They all have clauses they own whatever you post. >> >> I hate anything "social"... > > Go to the moon then! I bet Reinder is gonna claim that that's a socialist republic started by the American invaders, back in 1969. Or that the moonlanding was faked because the moon is so overpopulated by cheese eating people that there wasn't a space left big enough to land a spacecraft on. >>>> You can also do it the Pixel way. Pixel has not yet figured out what >>>> this RSS thing is, so he's made a website with a list of links to all >>>> websites he regularly visits. Every few days, he visits his own >>>> website and clicks on all links to see whether other websites have >>>> been updated. This portal website also features a green thing with an >>>> axe in its head. >>>> >>> A green thing with an axe in its head? That alone is enough for you >>> to have >>> bookmarked it. But surely the Chinese public is protected from >>> immoral content >>> like that? >> >> Nope, the Pixelnet is fully accessible here! > > Everyone says that! It was banned along with pine! > Was Pixelnet banned for having too much pine? -- Danny.
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: DG
Date: Thu, 27 May 2010 22:12
Date: Thu, 27 May 2010 22:12
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Op 27-5-2010 23:56, Rasmus B�g Hansen schreef: >>> I should decapitate them. >> >> You should. Especially if they replace a :) with a smiley icon. >> >> Meanwhile I'll set up the deckchair and enjoy the carnage from a >> distance whilst sipping a peach flavored ice tea. > > Have you become too wimpy for grog? Have you ever read what they put in peach flavored ice tea? Battery acid is one of the least chemical sounding components. >>>>>> A green thing with an axe in its head? That alone is enough for you >>>>>> to have >>>>>> bookmarked it. But surely the Chinese public is protected from >>>>>> immoral content >>>>>> like that? >>>>> >>>>> Nope, the Pixelnet is fully accessible here! >>>>> >>>> What??? But who will protect the children??? >>> >>> As far as I am aware, Pixel does not have any children yet! >>> >> Can you blame him? He spent too much time with kids as a boy scout. > > That's just madness. Pixel was just making knots all hos scout time. > And who drove him to that madness? THOSE DAMN WC FIELD'S SNACKS. Ehr, kids. -- Danny.
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: ervaqre
Date: Fri, 04 Jun 2010 01:52
Date: Fri, 04 Jun 2010 01:52
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DG is a mighty pirate... >> I live in a country where the government is deemed socialist and >> ironically they block access to all "social" websites. > > Those websites are obviously not social nor socialist enough. Yes, I just don't understand why websites such as Facebook and Youtube don't put a permanent banner of the great poet, strategist, and genius chairman Mao Zhedong at the top of the page. It's even okay with the ministry of culture when the chairman is not depicted sitting in a chair and at least that way the block will be lifted. >> So it is great that we still have the usenets! However, these days >> there are just too many usenet archiving websites that present it as >> some sort of forum within many revenue generating ads and in the >> process totally ignore my "X-No-Archive: yes". >> >> I should decapitate them. > > You should. Especially if they replace a :) with a smiley icon. > > Meanwhile I'll set up the deckchair and enjoy the carnage from a distance whilst > sipping a peach flavored ice tea. Okay, just hold on and let me find a sword that can cut through http. >>> What??? But who will protect the children??? >> >> As far as I am aware, Pixel does not have any children yet! >> > Can you blame him? He spent too much time with kids as a boy scout. I think that should be "spends". He still spends more time with the padvinders than here in Aglami! -- ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: ervaqre
Date: Fri, 04 Jun 2010 01:54
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DG is a mighty pirate... >>> Can you blame him? He spent too much time with kids as a boy scout. >> >> That's just madness. Pixel was just making knots all hos scout time. > > And who drove him to that madness? THOSE DAMN WC FIELD'S SNACKS. Ehr, kids. What the hell is a WC FIELD'S SNACK?! Do I want to know? -- ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: ervaqre
Date: Fri, 04 Jun 2010 01:55
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate... >>> Ah, so no Twitter for you. Or Facebook, or any of the other social media stuff >>> that. They all have clauses they own whatever you post. >> >> I hate anything "social"... > > Go to the moon then! I'll first need a map on how to get there. >> Nope, the Pixelnet is fully accessible here! > > Everyone says that! It was banned along with pine! You silly gaffer. Pine is not banned, has never been banned and will never be banned. Now pine on the other hand, has been illegal from the very start. -- ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: ervaqre
Date: Fri, 04 Jun 2010 01:56
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DG is a mighty pirate... >>> I hate anything "social"... >> >> Go to the moon then! > > I bet Reinder is gonna claim that that's a socialist republic started by the > American invaders, back in 1969. Or that the moonlanding was faked because the > moon is so overpopulated by cheese eating people that there wasn't a space left > big enough to land a spacecraft on. Cheese...oh cheese...oh I want cheese. -- ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: DG
Date: Fri, 04 Jun 2010 09:02
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Op 4-6-2010 3:52, ervaqre schreef: >>> I live in a country where the government is deemed socialist and >>> ironically they block access to all "social" websites. >> >> Those websites are obviously not social nor socialist enough. > > Yes, I just don't understand why websites such as Facebook and Youtube > don't put a permanent banner of the great poet, strategist, and genius > chairman Mao Zhedong at the top of the page. It's even okay with the > ministry of culture when the chairman is not depicted sitting in a > chair and at least that way the block will be lifted. I never knew the Chinese government was that flexible. I don't think I can vote here for the Chinese government on the ninth, can I? Anything is better than those Harry Potter posters everywhere. You know, the ones saying "Big Potter is Watching You". >>> So it is great that we still have the usenets! However, these days >>> there are just too many usenet archiving websites that present it as >>> some sort of forum within many revenue generating ads and in the >>> process totally ignore my "X-No-Archive: yes". >>> >>> I should decapitate them. >> >> You should. Especially if they replace a :) with a smiley icon. >> >> Meanwhile I'll set up the deckchair and enjoy the carnage from a distance whilst >> sipping a peach flavored ice tea. > > Okay, just hold on and let me find a sword that can cut through http. Something that can slash and slash through it even. >>>> What??? But who will protect the children??? >>> >>> As far as I am aware, Pixel does not have any children yet! >>> >> Can you blame him? He spent too much time with kids as a boy scout. > > I think that should be "spends". He still spends more time with the > padvinders than here in Aglami! > That's just sick! -- Danny.
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: DG
Date: Fri, 04 Jun 2010 09:03
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Op 4-6-2010 3:54, ervaqre schreef: >>>> Can you blame him? He spent too much time with kids as a boy scout. >>> >>> That's just madness. Pixel was just making knots all hos scout time. >> >> And who drove him to that madness? THOSE DAMN WC FIELD'S SNACKS. Ehr, kids. > > What the hell is a WC FIELD'S SNACK?! Do I want to know? > WC Fields was a comic that made jokes along the lines of: I love kids, especially with mustard. -- Danny.
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: DG
Date: Fri, 04 Jun 2010 09:06
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Op 4-6-2010 3:56, ervaqre schreef: >>>> I hate anything "social"... >>> >>> Go to the moon then! >> >> I bet Reinder is gonna claim that that's a socialist republic started by the >> American invaders, back in 1969. Or that the moonlanding was faked because the >> moon is so overpopulated by cheese eating people that there wasn't a space left >> big enough to land a spacecraft on. > > Cheese...oh cheese...oh I want cheese. > You should post pictures of Chinese cheese on your blog and explain that it's the same stuff they used for building that wall of theirs. -- Danny.
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Wed, 09 Jun 2010 22:06
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Den 04-06-2010 11:02, DG skrev: > Op 4-6-2010 3:52, ervaqre schreef: >>>> I live in a country where the government is deemed socialist and >>>> ironically they block access to all "social" websites. >>> >>> Those websites are obviously not social nor socialist enough. >>g >> Yes, I just don't understand why websites such as Facebook and Youtube >> don't put a permanent banner of the great poet, strategist, and genius >> chairman Mao Zhedong at the top of the page. It's even okay with the >> ministry of culture when the chairman is not depicted sitting in a >> chair and at least that way the block will be lifted. > > I never knew the Chinese government was that flexible. I don't think I > can vote here for the Chinese government on the ninth, can I? Anything > is better than those Harry Potter posters everywhere. You know, the ones > saying "Big Potter is Watching You". Does he have a Big Potty? >>>> So it is great that we still have the usenets! However, these days >>>> there are just too many usenet archiving websites that present it as >>>> some sort of forum within many revenue generating ads and in the >>>> process totally ignore my "X-No-Archive: yes". >>>> >>>> I should decapitate them. >>> >>> You should. Especially if they replace a :) with a smiley icon. >>> >>> Meanwhile I'll set up the deckchair and enjoy the carnage from a >>> distance whilst >>> sipping a peach flavored ice tea. >> >> Okay, just hold on and let me find a sword that can cut through http. > > Something that can slash and slash through it even. Use a bomb instead. >>>>> What??? But who will protect the children??? >>>> >>>> As far as I am aware, Pixel does not have any children yet! >>>> >>> Can you blame him? He spent too much time with kids as a boy scout. >> >> I think that should be "spends". He still spends more time with the >> padvinders than here in Aglami! >> > That's just sick! The world is sick. The only sane place is aglami! -- Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Wed, 09 Jun 2010 22:07
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Den 04-06-2010 11:06, DG skrev: > Op 4-6-2010 3:56, ervaqre schreef: >>>>> I hate anything "social"... >>>> >>>> Go to the moon then! >>> >>> I bet Reinder is gonna claim that that's a socialist republic started >>> by the >>> American invaders, back in 1969. Or that the moonlanding was faked >>> because the >>> moon is so overpopulated by cheese eating people that there wasn't a >>> space left >>> big enough to land a spacecraft on. >> >> Cheese...oh cheese...oh I want cheese. >> > You should post pictures of Chinese cheese on your blog and explain that > it's the same stuff they used for building that wall of theirs. That gives a new meaning to the expression "to climb over cheese". -- Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Wed, 09 Jun 2010 22:09
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Den 04-06-2010 03:55, ervaqre skrev: > Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate... > >>>> Ah, so no Twitter for you. Or Facebook, or any of the other social media stuff >>>> that. They all have clauses they own whatever you post. >>> >>> I hate anything "social"... >> >> Go to the moon then! > > I'll first need a map on how to get there. Just go forward long enough and then turn left. It'll be just in front of you. > >>> Nope, the Pixelnet is fully accessible here! >> >> Everyone says that! It was banned along with pine! > > You silly gaffer. Pine is not banned, has never been banned and will > never be banned. Now pine on the other hand, has been illegal from the > very start. It would be impossible to live without pine. Pine is just hard not to have, but livable. -- Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: DG
Date: Wed, 09 Jun 2010 22:31
Date: Wed, 09 Jun 2010 22:31
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Op 10-6-2010 0:06, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: >>> Yes, I just don't understand why websites such as Facebook and Youtube >>> don't put a permanent banner of the great poet, strategist, and genius >>> chairman Mao Zhedong at the top of the page. It's even okay with the >>> ministry of culture when the chairman is not depicted sitting in a >>> chair and at least that way the block will be lifted. >> >> I never knew the Chinese government was that flexible. I don't think I >> can vote here for the Chinese government on the ninth, can I? Anything >> is better than those Harry Potter posters everywhere. You know, the ones >> saying "Big Potter is Watching You". > > Does he have a Big Potty? He is a bit potty. >>> >>> Okay, just hold on and let me find a sword that can cut through http. >> >> Something that can slash and slash through it even. > > Use a bomb instead. > When in doubt: C4! >>>>>> What??? But who will protect the children??? >>>>> >>>>> As far as I am aware, Pixel does not have any children yet! >>>>> >>>> Can you blame him? He spent too much time with kids as a boy scout. >>> >>> I think that should be "spends". He still spends more time with the >>> padvinders than here in Aglami! >>> >> That's just sick! > > The world is sick. The only sane place is aglami! > The world is sick, and Aglami is the cure. There must have been a movie with Stallone or Schwarzenegger with a similar subtitle on the poster. -- Danny.
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: DG
Date: Wed, 09 Jun 2010 22:32
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Op 10-6-2010 0:07, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: >>>>>> I hate anything "social"... >>>>> >>>>> Go to the moon then! >>>> >>>> I bet Reinder is gonna claim that that's a socialist republic started >>>> by the >>>> American invaders, back in 1969. Or that the moonlanding was faked >>>> because the >>>> moon is so overpopulated by cheese eating people that there wasn't a >>>> space left >>>> big enough to land a spacecraft on. >>> >>> Cheese...oh cheese...oh I want cheese. >>> >> You should post pictures of Chinese cheese on your blog and explain that >> it's the same stuff they used for building that wall of theirs. > > That gives a new meaning to the expression "to climb over cheese". > There's an expression "to climb over cheese"? And what does that mean??? I mean the original meaning, not the new one. -- Danny.
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: ervaqre
Date: Wed, 16 Jun 2010 22:28
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DG is a mighty pirate... >>> That's just sick! >> >> The world is sick. The only sane place is aglami! >> > The world is sick, and Aglami is the cure. > > There must have been a movie with Stallone or Schwarzenegger with a similar > subtitle on the poster. I've been a poster in Aglami for over a decade now, yet never ever have I been subtitled. -- ervaqre is teh wicked
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Wed, 16 Jun 2010 22:29
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DG is a mighty pirate... >> What the hell is a WC FIELD'S SNACK?! Do I want to know? > > WC Fields was a comic that made jokes along the lines of: I love kids, > especially with mustard. Is that a joke? Well, let's crotchpots to their ng then! -- ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: ervaqre
Date: Wed, 16 Jun 2010 22:30
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DG is a mighty pirate... >> Cheese...oh cheese...oh I want cheese. >> > You should post pictures of Chinese cheese on your blog and explain that it's > the same stuff they used for building that wall of theirs. I've never actually seen Chinese cheese! All they have is imported cheese, such as Gouda from Austria. -- ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: DG
Date: Wed, 16 Jun 2010 23:14
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Op 17-6-2010 0:27, ervaqre schreef: >>> Yes, I just don't understand why websites such as Facebook and Youtube >>> don't put a permanent banner of the great poet, strategist, and genius >>> chairman Mao Zhedong at the top of the page. It's even okay with the >>> ministry of culture when the chairman is not depicted sitting in a >>> chair and at least that way the block will be lifted. >> >> I never knew the Chinese government was that flexible. I don't think I can vote >> here for the Chinese government on the ninth, can I? Anything is better than >> those Harry Potter posters everywhere. You know, the ones saying "Big Potter is >> Watching You". > > I don't know, but then again, I've been out of the country for a long > time already. But if you would prefer the Chinese government to fall > in for our upcoming election, perhaps convince them that the > Netherlands is in fact a Chinese province, just like Taiwan. A rebellious one! Even better. Then Pixel can give out merit badges out for survival in Tauntaun guts if we ever get a severe winter. > Speaking of blocking websites, recently I discovered that it is > difficult to reach Dell.com these days (I had to visit it because, > being known as a computer person, somebody asked me what laptop to > buy, as if I'd know). After trying to find out why, I discovered that > these problems only occured after Dell announced they'd move a factory > from China to India. A rebellious company! They must be destroyed! Or firewalled at least. >>>> You should. Especially if they replace a :) with a smiley icon. >>>> >>>> Meanwhile I'll set up the deckchair and enjoy the carnage from a distance whilst >>>> sipping a peach flavored ice tea. >>> >>> Okay, just hold on and let me find a sword that can cut through http. >> >> Something that can slash and slash through it even. > > Most modern swords actually automatically add the slashes, so unless I > tick a relic sword on the cop, I will be fine. > That cop is going to be a ticked off relic and you will be fined. -- Danny
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: DG
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Op 17-6-2010 0:28, ervaqre schreef: >>>> That's just sick! >>> >>> The world is sick. The only sane place is aglami! >>> >> The world is sick, and Aglami is the cure. >> >> There must have been a movie with Stallone or Schwarzenegger with a similar >> subtitle on the poster. > > I've been a poster in Aglami for over a decade now, yet never ever > have I been subtitled. > Not even when you were writing in Stellingerwerfs? -- Danny.
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: DG
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Op 17-6-2010 0:29, ervaqre schreef: >>> What the hell is a WC FIELD'S SNACK?! Do I want to know? >> >> WC Fields was a comic that made jokes along the lines of: I love kids, >> especially with mustard. > > Is that a joke? Well, let's crotchpots to their ng then! > They have a ng? It's not showing up here. -- Danny.
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: DG
Date: Wed, 16 Jun 2010 23:18
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Op 17-6-2010 0:30, ervaqre schreef: >>> Cheese...oh cheese...oh I want cheese. >>> >> You should post pictures of Chinese cheese on your blog and explain that it's >> the same stuff they used for building that wall of theirs. > > I've never actually seen Chinese cheese! All they have is imported > cheese, such as Gouda from Austria. > Does it have Gruyère-holes from Spain? Or Norse blue mold? -- Danny.
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: ervaqre
Date: Mon, 21 Jun 2010 16:49
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DG is a mighty pirate... >> I don't know, but then again, I've been out of the country for a long >> time already. But if you would prefer the Chinese government to fall >> in for our upcoming election, perhaps convince them that the >> Netherlands is in fact a Chinese province, just like Taiwan. > > A rebellious one! Even better. Then Pixel can give out merit badges out for > survival in Tauntaun guts if we ever get a severe winter. I thought you people had an extremely sever winter last winter already? Also, I've heard that winters are expected to become more severe in Europe because of global warming, so Pixel'd better start the production of his merit badges. Or perhaps he can outsource them. >> Speaking of blocking websites, recently I discovered that it is >> difficult to reach Dell.com these days (I had to visit it because, >> being known as a computer person, somebody asked me what laptop to >> buy, as if I'd know). After trying to find out why, I discovered that >> these problems only occured after Dell announced they'd move a factory >> from China to India. > > A rebellious company! They must be destroyed! Or firewalled at least. It's not always the firewall though, but also the extremely limited bandwith available that connects the Chinese internet to the outside world. So even the websites that are not blocked are often difficult to reach. >>> Something that can slash and slash through it even. >> >> Most modern swords actually automatically add the slashes, so unless I >> tick a relic sword on the cop, I will be fine. > > That cop is going to be a ticked off relic and you will be fined. That's fine with me. I'm innocent anyway. It wasn't me. -- ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: ervaqre
Date: Mon, 21 Jun 2010 16:49
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DG is a mighty pirate... >>> There must have been a movie with Stallone or Schwarzenegger with a similar >>> subtitle on the poster. >> >> I've been a poster in Aglami for over a decade now, yet never ever >> have I been subtitled. >> > Not even when you were writing in Stellingerwerfs? Hey, don't confuse me with that Pixel guy!! -- ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: ervaqre
Date: Mon, 21 Jun 2010 16:55
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DG is a mighty pirate... >> Is that a joke? Well, let's crotchpots to their ng then! >> > They have a ng? It's not showing up here. How about rec.art.comics? Though I doubt they are for teh real. -- ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: DG
Date: Mon, 21 Jun 2010 20:17
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Op 21-6-2010 18:49, ervaqre schreef: >>> I don't know, but then again, I've been out of the country for a long >>> time already. But if you would prefer the Chinese government to fall >>> in for our upcoming election, perhaps convince them that the >>> Netherlands is in fact a Chinese province, just like Taiwan. >> >> A rebellious one! Even better. Then Pixel can give out merit badges out for >> survival in Tauntaun guts if we ever get a severe winter. > > I thought you people had an extremely sever winter last winter > already? Also, I've heard that winters are expected to become more > severe in Europe because of global warming, so Pixel'd better start > the production of his merit badges. Or perhaps he can outsource them. The most severe winter in 12 years. Still wasn't as bad as the winter I got frostbite or the one we had snow bunkers that lasted for weeks and survived a full hour of snowball fights each school day. I'm not saying things were better, back in the day. But they sure were colder. Maybe Pixel can give "merit badge production"-merit badges to kids making the merit badges in lieu of money. >>> Speaking of blocking websites, recently I discovered that it is >>> difficult to reach Dell.com these days (I had to visit it because, >>> being known as a computer person, somebody asked me what laptop to >>> buy, as if I'd know). After trying to find out why, I discovered that >>> these problems only occured after Dell announced they'd move a factory >>> from China to India. >> >> A rebellious company! They must be destroyed! Or firewalled at least. > > It's not always the firewall though, but also the extremely limited > bandwith available that connects the Chinese internet to the outside > world. So even the websites that are not blocked are often difficult > to reach. Good to see the propaganda of the Chinese government is doing its job and convincing even the residing foreigners. ;-p >>>> Something that can slash and slash through it even. >>> >>> Most modern swords actually automatically add the slashes, so unless I >>> tick a relic sword on the cop, I will be fine. >> >> That cop is going to be a ticked off relic and you will be fined. > > That's fine with me. I'm innocent anyway. It wasn't me. > A-ha! We have found the notorious criminal, number one on Interpol's most wanted list: I.M. Innocent!!! -- Danny.
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: DG
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Op 21-6-2010 18:49, ervaqre schreef: >>>> There must have been a movie with Stallone or Schwarzenegger with a similar >>>> subtitle on the poster. >>> >>> I've been a poster in Aglami for over a decade now, yet never ever >>> have I been subtitled. >>> >> Not even when you were writing in Stellingerwerfs? > > Hey, don't confuse me with that Pixel guy!! > One can indeed be easily be confused with a Pixel guy. -- Danny.
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: DG
Date: Mon, 21 Jun 2010 20:21
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Op 21-6-2010 18:55, ervaqre schreef: >>> Is that a joke? Well, let's crotchpots to their ng then! >>> >> They have a ng? It's not showing up here. > > How about rec.art.comics? Though I doubt they are for teh real. > You wouldn't dare say that to their face. Their anger could only be eclipsed by setting fire to a mint Action Comics #1. -- Danny.
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: ervaqre
Date: Tue, 29 Jun 2010 18:17
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DG is a mighty pirate... >> I thought you people had an extremely sever winter last winter >> already? Also, I've heard that winters are expected to become more >> severe in Europe because of global warming, so Pixel'd better start >> the production of his merit badges. Or perhaps he can outsource them. > > The most severe winter in 12 years. Still wasn't as bad as the winter I got > frostbite or the one we had snow bunkers that lasted for weeks and survived a > full hour of snowball fights each school day. I'm not saying things were better, > back in the day. But they sure were colder. In 12 years? I don't remember the winter of 1997/8 as being exceptionally cold! But then again, my yardstick are winters of down to -40 degrees that I have experienced in Canada or Chinese Siberia. Every time I hear some Dutch person tell me it is cold in the Netherlands I simply cackle insanely. > Maybe Pixel can give "merit badge production"-merit badges to kids making the > merit badges in lieu of money. I talked to Pixel a few days ago on some messaging network. I completely forgot what we talked about however. >> It's not always the firewall though, but also the extremely limited >> bandwith available that connects the Chinese internet to the outside >> world. So even the websites that are not blocked are often difficult >> to reach. > > Good to see the propaganda of the Chinese government is doing its job and > convincing even the residing foreigners. ;-p No, no, it is for teh real. After all, only about one in ten of the Chinese websites is linked to a website outside of China. And for about every popular website in, well, the real world, there exists a Chinese alternative. They're sometimes almost exact copies, since Chinese people love making copies. For instance, today some Chinese student wanted to show me her Powerpoint presentation about some American author. The presentation was an exact copy of some Chinese copy of Wikipedia, with even the links to other Wikipedia articles still in place. The most surprising thing was that she was actually proud of it, and that her Chinese professor considers such presentations to be of good quality. This same student also thought the USA is a country in Europe. >>> That cop is going to be a ticked off relic and you will be fined. >> >> That's fine with me. I'm innocent anyway. It wasn't me. > > A-ha! We have found the notorious criminal, number one on Interpol's most wanted > list: I.M. Innocent!!! Why does this remind me of I.R. Baboon? -- ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: ervaqre
Date: Tue, 29 Jun 2010 18:19
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DG is a mighty pirate... >>> They have a ng? It's not showing up here. >> >> How about rec.art.comics? Though I doubt they are for teh real. >> > You wouldn't dare say that to their face. Their anger could only be eclipsed by > setting fire to a mint Action Comics #1. I am trying right this very instant. If we get a hoard of angry comic readers, I will simply blame you for bringing it up. -- ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: DG
Date: Tue, 29 Jun 2010 19:16
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Op 29-6-2010 20:17, ervaqre schreef: >>> I thought you people had an extremely sever winter last winter >>> already? Also, I've heard that winters are expected to become more >>> severe in Europe because of global warming, so Pixel'd better start >>> the production of his merit badges. Or perhaps he can outsource them. >> >> The most severe winter in 12 years. Still wasn't as bad as the winter I got >> frostbite or the one we had snow bunkers that lasted for weeks and survived a >> full hour of snowball fights each school day. I'm not saying things were better, >> back in the day. But they sure were colder. > > In 12 years? I don't remember the winter of 1997/8 as being > exceptionally cold! But then again, my yardstick are winters of down > to -40 degrees that I have experienced in Canada or Chinese Siberia. > Every time I hear some Dutch person tell me it is cold in the > Netherlands I simply cackle insanely. It had to do with the Elfstedentocht. So it must have been nice and frosty for a couple of weeks. I don't remember too much snow though, unlike the past winter. Still neither seemed too extreme to me either. >> Maybe Pixel can give "merit badge production"-merit badges to kids making the >> merit badges in lieu of money. > > I talked to Pixel a few days ago on some messaging network. I > completely forgot what we talked about however. Your failing memory, no doubt. Oh, how the omnipotent dictators have fallen. >>> It's not always the firewall though, but also the extremely limited >>> bandwith available that connects the Chinese internet to the outside >>> world. So even the websites that are not blocked are often difficult >>> to reach. >> >> Good to see the propaganda of the Chinese government is doing its job and >> convincing even the residing foreigners. ;-p > > No, no, it is for teh real. After all, only about one in ten of the > Chinese websites is linked to a website outside of China. And for > about every popular website in, well, the real world, there exists a > Chinese alternative. They're sometimes almost exact copies, since > Chinese people love making copies. That explains the size of their population. I've heard about those 1 on 1 website copies as well. Sometimes with coding mistakes or easter eggs and such. There was one that basically ripped everything off Youtube, right? And it didn't remove those clips kicked on account of copyrights. > For instance, today some Chinese student wanted to show me her > Powerpoint presentation about some American author. The presentation > was an exact copy of some Chinese copy of Wikipedia, with even the > links to other Wikipedia articles still in place. The most surprising > thing was that she was actually proud of it, and that her Chinese > professor considers such presentations to be of good quality. This > same student also thought the USA is a country in Europe. That's so wrong. Everyone knows America is a town in Limburg, Netherlands. >>>> That cop is going to be a ticked off relic and you will be fined. >>> >>> That's fine with me. I'm innocent anyway. It wasn't me. >> >> A-ha! We have found the notorious criminal, number one on Interpol's most wanted >> list: I.M. Innocent!!! > > Why does this remind me of I.R. Baboon? > Because you've spent the second half of the nineties watching Cartoon Network? I know I did. Cow and Chicken, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Dexter's Laboratory and The Powerpuff Girls have warped my mind forever. Though Looney Tunes pre-warped it of course. -- Danny.
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: DG
Date: Tue, 29 Jun 2010 19:18
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Op 29-6-2010 20:19, ervaqre schreef: >>>> They have a ng? It's not showing up here. >>> >>> How about rec.art.comics? Though I doubt they are for teh real. >>> >> You wouldn't dare say that to their face. Their anger could only be eclipsed by >> setting fire to a mint Action Comics #1. > > I am trying right this very instant. If we get a hoard of angry comic > readers, I will simply blame you for bringing it up. > How did you get a mint Action Comics #1 in China???? And why are you trying to burn it? -- Danny.
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Wed, 30 Jun 2010 22:05
Date: Wed, 30 Jun 2010 22:05
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Den 29-06-2010 21:18, DG skrev: > Op 29-6-2010 20:19, ervaqre schreef: >>>>> They have a ng? It's not showing up here. >>>> >>>> How about rec.art.comics? Though I doubt they are for teh real. >>>> >>> You wouldn't dare say that to their face. Their anger could only be >>> eclipsed by >>> setting fire to a mint Action Comics #1. >> >> I am trying right this very instant. If we get a hoard of angry comic >> readers, I will simply blame you for bringing it up. >> > How did you get a mint Action Comics #1 in China???? And why are you > trying to burn it? I was of the impression that everything in China worth anything gets burnt. Except Mao himself, of course. Also: Strange, my news swerver claims rac does not exist. It must be a chinese fenomenon... -- Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Wed, 30 Jun 2010 22:07
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Den 21-06-2010 22:18, DG skrev: > Op 21-6-2010 18:49, ervaqre schreef: >>>>> There must have been a movie with Stallone or Schwarzenegger with a >>>>> similar >>>>> subtitle on the poster. >>>> >>>> I've been a poster in Aglami for over a decade now, yet never ever >>>> have I been subtitled. >>>> >>> Not even when you were writing in Stellingerwerfs? >> >> Hey, don't confuse me with that Pixel guy!! >> > One can indeed be easily be confused with a Pixel guy. That happens when you gets too pixelated. Or get little paint dots all over. Or tie knots. -- Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Wed, 30 Jun 2010 22:10
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Den 17-06-2010 00:27, ervaqre skrev: > Speaking of blocking websites, recently I discovered that it is > difficult to reach Dell.com these days (I had to visit it because, > being known as a computer person, somebody asked me what laptop to > buy, as if I'd know). After trying to find out why, I discovered that > these problems only occured after Dell announced they'd move a factory > from China to India. I'd have assumed you wouldn't buy or recommend anything without "Made in PRC" anyway? >>>> You should. Especially if they replace a :) with a smiley icon. >>>> >>>> Meanwhile I'll set up the deckchair and enjoy the carnage from a distance whilst >>>> sipping a peach flavored ice tea. >>> >>> Okay, just hold on and let me find a sword that can cut through http. >> >> Something that can slash and slash through it even. > > Most modern swords actually automatically add the slashes, so unless I > tick a relic sword on the cop, I will be fine. And if you can't get a decent sword, use a good word instead. -- Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: DG
Date: Wed, 30 Jun 2010 22:22
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Op 1-7-2010 0:05, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: >>>>>> They have a ng? It's not showing up here. >>>>> >>>>> How about rec.art.comics? Though I doubt they are for teh real. >>>>> >>>> You wouldn't dare say that to their face. Their anger could only be >>>> eclipsed by >>>> setting fire to a mint Action Comics #1. >>> >>> I am trying right this very instant. If we get a hoard of angry comic >>> readers, I will simply blame you for bringing it up. >>> >> How did you get a mint Action Comics #1 in China???? And why are you >> trying to burn it? > > I was of the impression that everything in China worth anything gets > burnt. Except Mao himself, of course. > > Also: Strange, my news swerver claims rac does not exist. It must be a > chinese fenomenon... > My "swerver" didn't give an error. It used to give errors whenever you'd double post. So no error may also mean no rac. Can't be bothered though. -- Danny.
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: DG
Date: Wed, 30 Jun 2010 22:23
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Op 1-7-2010 0:07, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: >>>>>> There must have been a movie with Stallone or Schwarzenegger with a >>>>>> similar >>>>>> subtitle on the poster. >>>>> >>>>> I've been a poster in Aglami for over a decade now, yet never ever >>>>> have I been subtitled. >>>>> >>>> Not even when you were writing in Stellingerwerfs? >>> >>> Hey, don't confuse me with that Pixel guy!! >>> >> One can indeed be easily be confused with a Pixel guy. > > That happens when you gets too pixelated. Or get little paint dots all > over. Or tie knots. > Or checkered pants. Golfing is very pixelated. -- Danny.
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: ervaqre
Date: Mon, 23 Aug 2010 06:09
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DG is a mighty pirate... >> In 12 years? I don't remember the winter of 1997/8 as being >> exceptionally cold! But then again, my yardstick are winters of down >> to -40 degrees that I have experienced in Canada or Chinese Siberia. >> Every time I hear some Dutch person tell me it is cold in the >> Netherlands I simply cackle insanely. > > It had to do with the Elfstedentocht. So it must have been nice and frosty for a > couple of weeks. I don't remember too much snow though, unlike the past winter. > Still neither seemed too extreme to me either. I kind of forgot why we are talking about winter while it is summer. >> I talked to Pixel a few days ago on some messaging network. I >> completely forgot what we talked about however. > > Your failing memory, no doubt. Oh, how the omnipotent dictators have fallen. Hey, my memory is not failing! I still remember when this >> No, no, it is for teh real. After all, only about one in ten of the >> Chinese websites is linked to a website outside of China. And for >> about every popular website in, well, the real world, there exists a >> Chinese alternative. They're sometimes almost exact copies, since >> Chinese people love making copies. > > That explains the size of their population. > > I've heard about those 1 on 1 website copies as well. Sometimes with coding > mistakes or easter eggs and such. There was one that basically ripped everything > off Youtube, right? And it didn't remove those clips kicked on account of > copyrights. Hmmm, the closest Youtube clone I can think of is Youku, but these days it doesn't look like Youtube anymore. There are some good things about these Chinese sites though. For example, since Chinese reply with WTF when you say copyright, many full-length movies can be found on Chinese video sites. I find this useful for when you like to see a particular scene of some movie, but cannot be bothered to download the torrent. There is also an extremely popular website (Xunlei Kankan) which uses bittorrent technology, but allows you to watch it only on an http website so that the company can put on a shitload of ads there. This also means you cannot use regular bittorrent clients and need to install a browser plugin (works best with IE6, which has a market share of 95% in China). In addition, almost all of these movies have been encoded in the Real Media format, you know, from Real Player which we all hated ten years ago and vowed never again to install on our computers. Chinese use it because it is pretty much the only cracked encoding program translated into Chinese. Anyhow, if you can see through the ads (Chinese have no idea what an ad blocker is) it works pretty much okay. Of course, that is if you use Windows with IE6. For Linux users such as myself, it doesn't work. > That's so wrong. Everyone knows America is a town in Limburg, Netherlands. Nobody here knows the Netherlands, they all call it Holland! Actually, even many people from Holland call the Netherlands Holland, and I also know many people from the Netherlands, but not from Holland, who call the Netherlands Holland. >> Why does this remind me of I.R. Baboon? >> > Because you've spent the second half of the nineties watching Cartoon Network? I > know I did. Cow and Chicken, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Dexter's Laboratory and > The Powerpuff Girls have warped my mind forever. Though Looney Tunes pre-warped > it of course. Oh...I need to watch Dexter's Laborator NOW -- ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: ervaqre
Date: Mon, 23 Aug 2010 07:36
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DG is a mighty pirate... >> I am trying right this very instant. If we get a hoard of angry comic >> readers, I will simply blame you for bringing it up. >> > How did you get a mint Action Comics #1 in China???? And why are you trying to > burn it? BY SHEER FORCE OF WILL!!! And I am burning it because it is national book burning day. I have to. I have to! I must! -- ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: ervaqre
Date: Mon, 23 Aug 2010 07:45
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate... >> How did you get a mint Action Comics #1 in China???? And why are you >> trying to burn it? > > I was of the impression that everything in China worth anything gets > burnt. Except Mao himself, of course. No, actually everything gets burnt. Everything. Everything. But sometimes it is some sort of holiday to remember the dead, and then people go out and buy fake money to burn it, just in front of their houses on the street. MY BURNING TESTICLE IS DONKEYS 1.lo.2.rt.3.417军训 -- ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: DG
Date: Mon, 23 Aug 2010 07:58
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Op 23-8-2010 8:09, ervaqre schreef: >>> In 12 years? I don't remember the winter of 1997/8 as being >>> exceptionally cold! But then again, my yardstick are winters of down >>> to -40 degrees that I have experienced in Canada or Chinese Siberia. >>> Every time I hear some Dutch person tell me it is cold in the >>> Netherlands I simply cackle insanely. >> >> It had to do with the Elfstedentocht. So it must have been nice and frosty for a >> couple of weeks. I don't remember too much snow though, unlike the past winter. >> Still neither seemed too extreme to me either. > > I kind of forgot why we are talking about winter while it is summer. We're Dutch. We'll turn any conversation towards the Elfstedentocht. >>> I talked to Pixel a few days ago on some messaging network. I >>> completely forgot what we talked about however. >> >> Your failing memory, no doubt. Oh, how the omnipotent dictators have fallen. > > Hey, my memory is not failing! I still remember when this JISBU happened? >>> No, no, it is for teh real. After all, only about one in ten of the >>> Chinese websites is linked to a website outside of China. And for >>> about every popular website in, well, the real world, there exists a >>> Chinese alternative. They're sometimes almost exact copies, since >>> Chinese people love making copies. >> >> That explains the size of their population. >> >> I've heard about those 1 on 1 website copies as well. Sometimes with coding >> mistakes or easter eggs and such. There was one that basically ripped everything >> off Youtube, right? And it didn't remove those clips kicked on account of >> copyrights. > > Hmmm, the closest Youtube clone I can think of is Youku, but these > days it doesn't look like Youtube anymore. There are some good things > about these Chinese sites though. For example, since Chinese reply > with WTF when you say copyright, many full-length movies can be found > on Chinese video sites. I find this useful for when you like to see a > particular scene of some movie, but cannot be bothered to download the > torrent. Yep, turns out some of that stuff is actually legally on Youtube. > There is also an extremely popular website (Xunlei Kankan) which uses > bittorrent technology, but allows you to watch it only on an http > website so that the company can put on a shitload of ads there. This > also means you cannot use regular bittorrent clients and need to > install a browser plugin (works best with IE6, which has a market > share of 95% in China). In addition, almost all of these movies have > been encoded in the Real Media format, you know, from Real Player > which we all hated ten years ago and vowed never again to install on > our computers. Chinese use it because it is pretty much the only > cracked encoding program translated into Chinese. Anyhow, if you can > see through the ads (Chinese have no idea what an ad blocker is) it > works pretty much okay. Of course, that is if you use Windows with > IE6. For Linux users such as myself, it doesn't work. I think I'd rather take a hot poker to the eyes than watch anything Real-related again. Although you can play those links through VLC, right? >> That's so wrong. Everyone knows America is a town in Limburg, Netherlands. > > Nobody here knows the Netherlands, they all call it Holland! Actually, > even many people from Holland call the Netherlands Holland, and I also > know many people from the Netherlands, but not from Holland, who call > the Netherlands Holland. And then there are the gansta-rappers that replace the first l with a -. >>> Why does this remind me of I.R. Baboon? >>> >> Because you've spent the second half of the nineties watching Cartoon Network? I >> know I did. Cow and Chicken, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Dexter's Laboratory and >> The Powerpuff Girls have warped my mind forever. Though Looney Tunes pre-warped >> it of course. > > Oh...I need to watch Dexter's Laborator NOW > Then go for some Pinky and The Brain. -- Danny.
Re: [OT] Reinder does Engrish
Author: DG
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Op 23-8-2010 9:36, ervaqre schreef: >>> I am trying right this very instant. If we get a hoard of angry comic >>> readers, I will simply blame you for bringing it up. >>> >> How did you get a mint Action Comics #1 in China???? And why are you trying to >> burn it? > > BY SHEER FORCE OF WILL!!! And I am burning it because it is national > book burning day. I have to. I have to! I must! > Use the incinerator 2000. It's coin operated and does a great job on Japanese centenarians. They've been going up in smoke like there's no tomorrow. -- Danny.
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