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26 total messages Started by Her Benevolence, The BEAST Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:03
iPhones app
#241489
Author: Her Benevolence, The BEAST
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:03
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So.

How quickly did YOU get the iPhones app "The Secret of Monkey Island:
Special Edition"?


wondered
The BEAST
Re: iPhones app
#241487
Author: Pixel "#~
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:30
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On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 11:03:28 -0700 (PDT), "Her Benevolence, The BEAST"
<creatureofironbog@gmail.com> wrote:

>So.
>
>How quickly did YOU get the iPhones app "The Secret of Monkey Island:
>Special Edition"?
>
>
>wondered
>The BEAST

What's a IPhone?


-- 
Pixel, magic kitten
www.whitefall.nl/johannes
Re: iPhones app
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Author: Daffy
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 2009 16:28
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Her Benevolence, The BEAST doesn't look like a skull at all:

> So.
> 
> How quickly did YOU get the iPhones app "The Secret of Monkey Island:
> Special Edition"?

Are you crazy? Nobody in here likes Monkey Island anymore!



(actually, I would have probably got it if I didn't already get the PC 
version...)
Re: iPhones app
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Author: Daffy
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 2009 16:36
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Pixel  #~ doesn't look like a skull at all:

>> So.
>>
>> How quickly did YOU get the iPhones app "The Secret of Monkey Island:
>> Special Edition"?
>>
>>
>> wondered
>> The BEAST
> 
> What's a IPhone?

You don't know? Guess I can keep all the royalties from "Poke Pixel for 
iPhone" then...
Re: iPhones app
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 2009 12:45
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Pixel  "#~ is a mighty pirate...

>>How quickly did YOU get the iPhones app "The Secret of Monkey Island:
>>Special Edition"?
>>
>>wondered
>>The BEAST
>
> What's a IPhone?

I agree with this post. And what does Monkey Island have to do with a 
phone? There are no phones on Monkey Island, just monkey!

-- 
ervaqre is wicked sick
Re: iPhones app
#241503
Author: ervaqre
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 2009 12:49
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Daffy is a mighty pirate...

>> How quickly did YOU get the iPhones app "The Secret of Monkey Island:
>> Special Edition"?
>
> Are you crazy? Nobody in here likes Monkey Island anymore!

I like Monkey Island. I don't like LucasArts because they are on 
drugs too much these days. And not on good drugs.

-- 
ervaqre is wicked sick
Re: iPhones app
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Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:59
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ervaqre skrev:
> Pixel  "#~ is a mighty pirate...
> 
>>> How quickly did YOU get the iPhones app "The Secret of Monkey Island:
>>> Special Edition"?
>>>
>>> wondered
>>> The BEAST
>> What's a IPhone?
> 
> I agree with this post. And what does Monkey Island have to do with a 
> phone? There are no phones on Monkey Island, just monkey!

There are iMonkeys in Monkey Island? Impressive.

Were they pining and was that before or after pine was banned?
Re: iPhones app
#241504
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:00
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ervaqre skrev:
> Daffy is a mighty pirate...
> 
>>> How quickly did YOU get the iPhones app "The Secret of Monkey Island:
>>> Special Edition"?
>> Are you crazy? Nobody in here likes Monkey Island anymore!
> 
> I like Monkey Island. I don't like LucasArts because they are on 
> drugs too much these days. And not on good drugs.

What bad drugs are they on, then?
Re: iPhones app
#241485
Author: ervaqre
Date: Mon, 03 Aug 2009 04:06
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...

>> I agree with this post. And what does Monkey Island have to do with a 
>> phone? There are no phones on Monkey Island, just monkey!
>
> There are iMonkeys in Monkey Island? Impressive.
>
> Were they pining and was that before or after pine was banned?

Pine was never banned, you're probably confusing it with iPine, which 
Steve Jobs is going to announce next month. He claims iPine is 
revolutionary pine with no buttons at all. Apparently you can operate 
the pine with Voice Control!

-- 
ervaqre is wicked sick
Re: iPhones app
#241505
Author: ervaqre
Date: Mon, 03 Aug 2009 04:08
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...

>> I like Monkey Island. I don't like LucasArts because they are on 
>> drugs too much these days. And not on good drugs.
>
> What bad drugs are they on, then?

I bet it's from Gandalf's backpack.

-- 
ervaqre is wicked sick
Re: iPhones app
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Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Mon, 03 Aug 2009 19:08
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ervaqre skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...
> 
>>> I like Monkey Island. I don't like LucasArts because they are on 
>>> drugs too much these days. And not on good drugs.
>> What bad drugs are they on, then?
> 
> I bet it's from Gandalf's backpack.

Then it's probably even worse than south farthing tobacco!
Re: iPhones app
#241490
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Mon, 03 Aug 2009 19:08
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ervaqre skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...
> 
>>> I agree with this post. And what does Monkey Island have to do with a 
>>> phone? There are no phones on Monkey Island, just monkey!
>> There are iMonkeys in Monkey Island? Impressive.
>>
>> Were they pining and was that before or after pine was banned?
> 
> Pine was never banned, you're probably confusing it with iPine, which 
> Steve Jobs is going to announce next month. He claims iPine is 
> revolutionary pine with no buttons at all. Apparently you can operate 
> the pine with Voice Control!

Ban it!
Re: iPhones app
#241488
Author: Daffy
Date: Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:05
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen doesn't look like a skull at all:

>>>> I agree with this post. And what does Monkey Island have to do with 
>>>> a phone? There are no phones on Monkey Island, just monkey!
>>> There are iMonkeys in Monkey Island? Impressive.
>>>
>>> Were they pining and was that before or after pine was banned?
>>
>> Pine was never banned, you're probably confusing it with iPine, which 
>> Steve Jobs is going to announce next month. He claims iPine is 
>> revolutionary pine with no buttons at all. Apparently you can operate 
>> the pine with Voice Control!
> 
> Ban it!

But it has a decelerometer in it! To sense when you're NOT moving it! 
Everybody needs that!
Re: iPhones app
#241492
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:14
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Daffy skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen doesn't look like a skull at all:
> 
>>>>> I agree with this post. And what does Monkey Island have to do with 
>>>>> a phone? There are no phones on Monkey Island, just monkey!
>>>> There are iMonkeys in Monkey Island? Impressive.
>>>>
>>>> Were they pining and was that before or after pine was banned?
>>>
>>> Pine was never banned, you're probably confusing it with iPine, which 
>>> Steve Jobs is going to announce next month. He claims iPine is 
>>> revolutionary pine with no buttons at all. Apparently you can operate 
>>> the pine with Voice Control!
>>
>> Ban it!
> 
> But it has a decelerometer in it! To sense when you're NOT moving it! 
> Everybody needs that!

I thought it was able to detect when you braked it's movement rather 
than when you move it.
Re: iPhones app
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Thu, 06 Aug 2009 14:21
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...

>>>> drugs too much these days. And not on good drugs.
>>> What bad drugs are they on, then?
>> 
>> I bet it's from Gandalf's backpack.
>
> Then it's probably even worse than south farthing tobacco!

I'll bet my knees on it. That Gandalf guy has a lot of nasty stuff in 
his backpack. And up his sleeves as well, I have been told.

-- 
ervaqre is wicked sick
Re: iPhones app
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Thu, 06 Aug 2009 14:24
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...

>>> Ban it!
>> 
>> But it has a decelerometer in it! To sense when you're NOT moving it! 
>> Everybody needs that!
>
> I thought it was able to detect when you braked it's movement rather 
> than when you move it.

Since when are you supposed to move an iPine anyway? I think you guys 
might be confusing this with the iPine. It's easy to confuse the two.

Okay, I need to clean my desk. It's full of sweat. Can the iPine do 
that? It's really outrageous what they're doing with the weather these 
days!

-- 
ervaqre is wicked sick
Re: iPhones app
#241497
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Sat, 08 Aug 2009 18:26
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ervaqre skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...
> 
>>>> Ban it!
>>> But it has a decelerometer in it! To sense when you're NOT moving it! 
>>> Everybody needs that!
>> I thought it was able to detect when you braked it's movement rather 
>> than when you move it.
> 
> Since when are you supposed to move an iPine anyway? I think you guys 
> might be confusing this with the iPine. It's easy to confuse the two.
> 
> Okay, I need to clean my desk. It's full of sweat. Can the iPine do 
> that? It's really outrageous what they're doing with the weather these 
> days!

You have to buy the SweatClean App first, then it will be able to.

So I just exported all my fellow students to a world of sweat? That 
sounds cool, especially as I will be mostly gone when they return.
Re: iPhones app
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Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Sat, 08 Aug 2009 18:30
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ervaqre skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...
> 
>>>>> drugs too much these days. And not on good drugs.
>>>> What bad drugs are they on, then?
>>> I bet it's from Gandalf's backpack.
>> Then it's probably even worse than south farthing tobacco!
> 
> I'll bet my knees on it. That Gandalf guy has a lot of nasty stuff in 
> his backpack. And up his sleeves as well, I have been told.

I heard he was the supplier of iPhones and iPine in the Shire.
Re: iPhones app
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 2009 02:49
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...

>> Okay, I need to clean my desk. It's full of sweat. Can the iPine do 
>> that? It's really outrageous what they're doing with the weather these 
>> days!
>
> You have to buy the SweatClean App first, then it will be able to.
>
> So I just exported all my fellow students to a world of sweat? That 
> sounds cool, especially as I will be mostly gone when they return.

Well, I am not sweating anymore. It's freezing already these days. I 
so love it to open my curtains in the morning and see an icy, frozen 
world!

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: iPhones app
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 2009 02:52
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...

>> I'll bet my knees on it. That Gandalf guy has a lot of nasty stuff in 
>> his backpack. And up his sleeves as well, I have been told.
>
> I heard he was the supplier of iPhones and iPine in the Shire.

I also heard the Sackville Bagginses filed a complaint with the 
Middle-Earth Union. Something about bundling a safari with the iPine. 
Who needs a safari in the Shire??

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: iPhones app
#241510
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:49
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ervaqre skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...
> 
>>> I'll bet my knees on it. That Gandalf guy has a lot of nasty stuff in 
>>> his backpack. And up his sleeves as well, I have been told.
>> I heard he was the supplier of iPhones and iPine in the Shire.
> 
> I also heard the Sackville Bagginses filed a complaint with the 
> Middle-Earth Union. Something about bundling a safari with the iPine. 

They opened the window in the iPine Safari train and were eaten by the 
Safari Ogre, so the case was dropped.

> Who needs a safari in the Shire??

Nobody. Also they moved it far away, because noone wanted it.

-- 
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
Ah, they've got the internet on computers now.
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
Re: iPhones app
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Author: Mutineer VHL
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 2009 20:57
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On Sun, 11 Oct 2009 02:52:39 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <me@privacy.net>
wrote:

>>> I'll bet my knees on it. That Gandalf guy has a lot of nasty stuff in 
>>> his backpack. And up his sleeves as well, I have been told.
>>
>> I heard he was the supplier of iPhones and iPine in the Shire.
>
>I also heard the Sackville Bagginses filed a complaint with the 
>Middle-Earth Union. Something about bundling a safari with the iPine. 
>Who needs a safari in the Shire??

What's wrong with zebras and elephants?
Re: iPhones app
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 2009 08:33
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Mutineer VHL is a mighty pirate...

>>> I heard he was the supplier of iPhones and iPine in the Shire.
>>
>>I also heard the Sackville Bagginses filed a complaint with the 
>>Middle-Earth Union. Something about bundling a safari with the iPine. 
>>Who needs a safari in the Shire??
>
> What's wrong with zebras and elephants?

I'll tell you what's wrong with them. They're dead! That's what's 
wrong with them!

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: iPhones app
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Author: DG
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:58
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Op 23-12-2009 9:33, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> I heard he was the supplier of iPhones and iPine in the Shire.
>>>
>>> I also heard the Sackville Bagginses filed a complaint with the
>>> Middle-Earth Union. Something about bundling a safari with the iPine.
>>> Who needs a safari in the Shire??
>>
>> What's wrong with zebras and elephants?
>
> I'll tell you what's wrong with them. They're dead! That's what's
> wrong with them!
>
They're not dead. They're just pining for the fjords.

-- 
Danny.
Re: iPhones app
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Fri, 01 Jan 2010 05:37
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DG is a mighty pirate...

>>> What's wrong with zebras and elephants?
>>
>> I'll tell you what's wrong with them. They're dead! That's what's
>> wrong with them!
>>
> They're not dead. They're just pining for the fjords.

Indeed! There must be something wrong with Pixel because he doesn't 
get MP references anymore. I bet he's going to be a father.

-- 
Re: iPhones app
#241493
Author: DG
Date: Fri, 01 Jan 2010 18:07
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Op 1-1-2010 6:37, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> What's wrong with zebras and elephants?
>>>
>>> I'll tell you what's wrong with them. They're dead! That's what's
>>> wrong with them!
>>>
>> They're not dead. They're just pining for the fjords.
>
> Indeed! There must be something wrong with Pixel because he doesn't
> get MP references anymore. I bet he's going to be a father.
>
Of his own free will?

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