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6 total messages Started by Victor Smootbank Fri, 26 Dec 2008 20:44
How long is Guybrush Threepwood's penis???
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Author: Victor Smootbank
Date: Fri, 26 Dec 2008 20:44
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I wonder if his dick is long or rather short.

Do you know his penis size???
Re: How long is Guybrush Threepwood's penis???
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Wed, 31 Dec 2008 00:55
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Victor Smootbank is a fearsome pirate...

> I wonder if his dick is long or rather short.
>
> Do you know his penis size???

bend over if you really want to know boy

-- 
ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami
Re: How long is Guybrush Threepwood's penis???
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Author: DG
Date: Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:51
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ervaqre schreef:
>> I wonder if his dick is long or rather short.
>>
>> Do you know his penis size???
> 
> bend over if you really want to know boy
> 
If one has to bend over to see it, it's probably short.

-- 
Danny.
Re: How long is Guybrush Threepwood's penis???
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Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 08:22
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DG skrev:
> ervaqre schreef:
>>> I wonder if his dick is long or rather short.
>>>
>>> Do you know his penis size???
>>
>> bend over if you really want to know boy
>>
> If one has to bend over to see it, it's probably short.
> 

It's actually a woodpecker.

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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
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Re: How long is Guybrush Threepwood's penis???
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Author: DG
Date: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 08:49
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>> I wonder if his dick is long or rather short.
>>>>
>>>> Do you know his penis size???
>>>
>>> bend over if you really want to know boy
>>>
>> If one has to bend over to see it, it's probably short.
>>
> 
> It's actually a woodpecker.
> 
You can have that enhanced for just a few wooden nickles.

-- 
Danny.
Re: How long is Guybrush Threepwood's penis???
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Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 18:55
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DG skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>> I wonder if his dick is long or rather short.
>>>>>
>>>>> Do you know his penis size???
>>>>
>>>> bend over if you really want to know boy
>>>>
>>> If one has to bend over to see it, it's probably short.
>>>
>>
>> It's actually a woodpecker.
>>
> You can have that enhanced for just a few wooden nickles.

Then it becomes Woodtick Woody Woodpecker.

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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
Never trust anyone who can resist bacon.
         -- Dave on alt.fan.douglas-adams
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