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[OT] More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239904
Author: Luke V Whitmore
Date: Wed, 01 Oct 2008 02:36
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Funky as in bad-smelling, not as in the positive adjective that
nobody's used sincerely since 1977.
Re: [OT] More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239905
Author: tracicle
Date: Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:27
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i want my trials kthx

Luke V Whitmore wrote:
> Funky as in bad-smelling, not as in the positive adjective that
> nobody's used sincerely since 1977.
Re: [OT] More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239906
Author: blondestranger
Date: Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:31
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this is where i'd say something clever about tracicle, if i could be
bothered:

>i want my trials kthx
>
>Luke V Whitmore wrote:
>> Funky as in bad-smelling, not as in the positive adjective that
>> nobody's used sincerely since 1977.

/blinks
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Re: [OT] More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
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Author: In Disguise
Date: Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:43
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In other news...
tracicle stated the obvious:
> i want my trials kthx

*thud*

>
> Luke V Whitmore wrote:
>> Funky as in bad-smelling, not as in the positive adjective that
>> nobody's used sincerely since 1977.

WTH - it's the effort that counts, slacker2. 
Re: [OT] More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239907
Author: ervaqre
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2008 14:56
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blondestranger is a fearsome pirate...

> /blinks

they are not for teh real

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
go here: www.aglami.net
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239909
Author: tracicle
Date: Sun, 26 Oct 2008 07:26
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On Oct 2, 2:43 am, "In Disguise" <me....@comcast.net> wrote:
> In other news...
> tracicle stated the obvious:
>
> > i want my trials kthx
>
> *thud*

Your head fell off? Cool.
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239910
Author: In Disguise
Date: Sun, 26 Oct 2008 12:53
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In other news...
tracicle stated the obvious:
> On Oct 2, 2:43 am, "In Disguise" <me....@comcast.net> wrote:
>> In other news...
>> tracicle stated the obvious:
>>
>>> i want my trials kthx
>>
>> *thud*
>
> Your head fell off? Cool.

I've lost it, and now I can't see where it is. 
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
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Author: DG
Date: Sun, 26 Oct 2008 19:02
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In Disguise schreef:
>>> In other news...
>>> tracicle stated the obvious:
>>>
>>>> i want my trials kthx
>>> *thud*
>> Your head fell off? Cool.
> 
> I've lost it, and now I can't see where it is. 
> 
> 
Well, that's to be expected since the eyes are in the head. In any normal 
situation without mirrors it's rather hard to see ones head.

-- 
Danny.
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239913
Author: In Disguise
Date: Mon, 27 Oct 2008 02:52
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In other news...
DG stated the obvious:
> In Disguise schreef:
>>>> In other news...
>>>> tracicle stated the obvious:
>>>>
>>>>> i want my trials kthx
>>>> *thud*
>>> Your head fell off? Cool.
>>
>> I've lost it, and now I can't see where it is.
>>
>>
> Well, that's to be expected since the eyes are in the head. In any
> normal situation without mirrors it's rather hard to see ones head.

BRB, my head is calling. 
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
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Author: DG
Date: Mon, 27 Oct 2008 06:29
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In Disguise schreef:
>>>>> In other news...
>>>>> tracicle stated the obvious:
>>>>>
>>>>>> i want my trials kthx
>>>>> *thud*
>>>> Your head fell off? Cool.
>>> I've lost it, and now I can't see where it is.
>>>
>>>
>> Well, that's to be expected since the eyes are in the head. In any
>> normal situation without mirrors it's rather hard to see ones head.
> 
> BRB, my head is calling. 
> 
> 
Head over there then.

-- 
Danny.
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:49
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DG is a fearsome pirate...

>>> Well, that's to be expected since the eyes are in the head. In any
>>> normal situation without mirrors it's rather hard to see ones head.
>> 
>> BRB, my head is calling. 
>> 
> Head over there then.

How can she know her head is calling when her ears are attached to it as 
well? Or at least I suppose they are.

-- 
ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239916
Author: DG
Date: Thu, 30 Oct 2008 06:39
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ervaqre schreef:
>>>> Well, that's to be expected since the eyes are in the head. In any
>>>> normal situation without mirrors it's rather hard to see ones head.
>>> BRB, my head is calling. 
>>>
>> Head over there then.
> 
> How can she know her head is calling when her ears are attached to it as 
> well? Or at least I suppose they are.
> 
You never know these days. Plastic surgeons have really messed up the world.

-- 
Danny.
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239919
Author: ervaqre
Date: Sat, 01 Nov 2008 00:06
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DG is a fearsome pirate...

>> How can she know her head is calling when her ears are attached to it as 
>> well? Or at least I suppose they are.
>> 
> You never know these days. Plastic surgeons have really messed up the world.

But it's neppie! Not the world!

-- 
ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
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Author: DG
Date: Sat, 01 Nov 2008 08:05
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ervaqre schreef:
>>> How can she know her head is calling when her ears are attached to it as 
>>> well? Or at least I suppose they are.
>>>
>> You never know these days. Plastic surgeons have really messed up the world.
> 
> But it's neppie! Not the world!
> 
You seem to think that's a world of difference.

-- 
Danny.
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239923
Author: ervaqre
Date: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 22:11
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DG is a fearsome pirate...

>>> You never know these days. Plastic surgeons have really messed up the world.
>> 
>> But it's neppie! Not the world!
>> 
> You seem to think that's a world of difference.

Well, I do admit she's a woman of this world, but she is a bit 
expensive I must admit as well.

-- 
ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239925
Author: DG
Date: Tue, 04 Nov 2008 17:24
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ervaqre schreef:
>>>> You never know these days. Plastic surgeons have really messed up the world.
>>> But it's neppie! Not the world!
>>>
>> You seem to think that's a world of difference.
> 
> Well, I do admit she's a woman of this world, but she is a bit 
> expensive I must admit as well.
> 

Women are expensive. They not only demand more than one glass per household, 
they also want crystal glasses nobody may touch, let alone use them for a drink.

-- 
Danny.
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239929
Author: ervaqre
Date: Fri, 07 Nov 2008 23:37
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DG is a fearsome pirate...

>> Well, I do admit she's a woman of this world, but she is a bit 
>> expensive I must admit as well.
>
> Women are expensive. They not only demand more than one glass per household, 
> they also want crystal glasses nobody may touch, let alone use them for a drink.

Good thing I was examined and found to be gay in the other thread!

-- 
ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239940
Author: ervaqre
Date: Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:59
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DG is a fearsome pirate...

>>> Women are expensive. They not only demand more than one glass per household, 
>>> they also want crystal glasses nobody may touch, let alone use them for a drink.
>> 
>> Good thing I was examined and found to be gay in the other thread!
>> 
> But aren't crystal glasses considered 'ghey'?

So that explains why not all females touch me!

-- 
ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239941
Author: DG
Date: Tue, 18 Nov 2008 07:42
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ervaqre schreef:
>>>> Women are expensive. They not only demand more than one glass per household, 
>>>> they also want crystal glasses nobody may touch, let alone use them for a drink.
>>> Good thing I was examined and found to be gay in the other thread!
>>>
>> But aren't crystal glasses considered 'ghey'?
> 
> So that explains why not all females touch me!
> 
And put you into a glass cabinet instead.

-- 
Danny.
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239942
Author: ervaqre
Date: Fri, 05 Dec 2008 08:16
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DG is a fearsome pirate...

>>> But aren't crystal glasses considered 'ghey'?
>> 
>> So that explains why not all females touch me!
>> 
> And put you into a glass cabinet instead.

What!? A cabinet? But I'm an almighty, OMNIPOTENT and powerful dictator. 
I don't work with a cabinet. I can manage to control this world through 
sheer force of will.

-- 
ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239939
Author: DG
Date: Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:24
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ervaqre schreef:
>>>> But aren't crystal glasses considered 'ghey'?
>>> So that explains why not all females touch me!
>>>
>> And put you into a glass cabinet instead.
> 
> What!? A cabinet? But I'm an almighty, OMNIPOTENT and powerful dictator. 
> I don't work with a cabinet. I can manage to control this world through 
> sheer force of will.
> 
Then force Youtube to make ASCII videos so I can put up the link to them...

-- 
Danny.
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239944
Author: ervaqre
Date: Mon, 08 Dec 2008 00:09
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DG is a fearsome pirate...

>> What!? A cabinet? But I'm an almighty, OMNIPOTENT and powerful dictator. 
>> I don't work with a cabinet. I can manage to control this world through 
>> sheer force of will.
>> 
> Then force Youtube to make ASCII videos so I can put up the link to them...

I'm working on it! The French are trying to prevent this from happening 
though. They hate ASCII in France.

-- 
ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239943
Author: DG
Date: Mon, 08 Dec 2008 08:44
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ervaqre schreef:
>>> What!? A cabinet? But I'm an almighty, OMNIPOTENT and powerful dictator. 
>>> I don't work with a cabinet. I can manage to control this world through 
>>> sheer force of will.
>>>
>> Then force Youtube to make ASCII videos so I can put up the link to them...
> 
> I'm working on it! The French are trying to prevent this from happening 
> though. They hate ASCII in France.
> 
If it's not invented by the French it must be EEEEEEEEEVIIIIIL!!!! Unlike the 
guillotine, escargots or frog legs...

-- 
Danny.
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239951
Author: ervaqre
Date: Wed, 31 Dec 2008 00:44
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DG is a fearsome pirate...

>> I'm working on it! The French are trying to prevent this from happening 
>> though. They hate ASCII in France.
>> 
> If it's not invented by the French it must be EEEEEEEEEVIIIIIL!!!! Unlike the 
> guillotine, escargots or frog legs...

Please keep frogs out of this newsgroup, you maniac. They're innocent.

-- 
ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239927
Author: DG
Date: Wed, 31 Dec 2008 10:31
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ervaqre schreef:
>>> I'm working on it! The French are trying to prevent this from happening 
>>> though. They hate ASCII in France.
>>>
>> If it's not invented by the French it must be EEEEEEEEEVIIIIIL!!!! Unlike the 
>> guillotine, escargots or frog legs...
> 
> Please keep frogs out of this newsgroup, you maniac. They're innocent.
> 
Prove their innocence!

-- 
Danny.
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239926
Author: ervaqre
Date: Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:45
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DG is a fearsome pirate...

>> Please keep frogs out of this newsgroup, you maniac. They're innocent.
>> 
> Prove their innocence!

Too late! I just ate them!! Well, just their legs though. Who wants some 
frog bodies or heads to gnaw on?

-- 
ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239930
Author: DG
Date: Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:18
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ervaqre schreef:
>>> Please keep frogs out of this newsgroup, you maniac. They're innocent.
>>>
>> Prove their innocence!
> 
> Too late! I just ate them!! Well, just their legs though. Who wants some 
> frog bodies or heads to gnaw on?
> 
Not me, but there must be someone with a grog recipe requiring just that.

-- 
Danny.
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239931
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Tue, 06 Jan 2009 00:08
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DG skrev:
> ervaqre schreef:
>>>> Please keep frogs out of this newsgroup, you maniac. They're innocent.
>>>>
>>> Prove their innocence!
>>
>> Too late! I just ate them!! Well, just their legs though. Who wants 
>> some frog bodies or heads to gnaw on?
>>
> Not me, but there must be someone with a grog recipe requiring just that.

The one with aspartame, Ecstacy, sulphuric acid and gravy?

-- 
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
"Microsoft spel chekar worgs grate!"
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Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239932
Author: DG
Date: Tue, 06 Jan 2009 10:05
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>> Please keep frogs out of this newsgroup, you maniac. They're innocent.
>>>>>
>>>> Prove their innocence!
>>>
>>> Too late! I just ate them!! Well, just their legs though. Who wants 
>>> some frog bodies or heads to gnaw on?
>>>
>> Not me, but there must be someone with a grog recipe requiring just that.
> 
> The one with aspartame, Ecstacy, sulphuric acid and gravy?
> 
That sounds like something Pixel would have and Reinder would drink, from the 
one glass he has.

-- 
Danny.
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239933
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:31
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DG skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>> Please keep frogs out of this newsgroup, you maniac. They're 
>>>>>> innocent.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Prove their innocence!
>>>>
>>>> Too late! I just ate them!! Well, just their legs though. Who wants 
>>>> some frog bodies or heads to gnaw on?
>>>>
>>> Not me, but there must be someone with a grog recipe requiring just 
>>> that.
>>
>> The one with aspartame, Ecstacy, sulphuric acid and gravy?
>>
> That sounds like something Pixel would have and Reinder would drink, 
> from the one glass he has.

You mean, he doesn't drink from the glass he doesn't have?

-- 
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
Expect the unexpected.
- HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams
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Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239934
Author: DG
Date: Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:27
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>> Please keep frogs out of this newsgroup, you maniac. They're 
>>>>>>> innocent.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Prove their innocence!
>>>>>
>>>>> Too late! I just ate them!! Well, just their legs though. Who wants 
>>>>> some frog bodies or heads to gnaw on?
>>>>>
>>>> Not me, but there must be someone with a grog recipe requiring just 
>>>> that.
>>>
>>> The one with aspartame, Ecstacy, sulphuric acid and gravy?
>>>
>> That sounds like something Pixel would have and Reinder would drink, 
>> from the one glass he has.
> 
> You mean, he doesn't drink from the glass he doesn't have?
> 
Not since he got that one glass. But you really should check with him on that.

-- 
Danny.
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239935
Author: ervaqre
Date: Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:20
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DG is a fearsome pirate...

>>> That sounds like something Pixel would have and Reinder would drink, 
>>> from the one glass he has.
>> 
>> You mean, he doesn't drink from the glass he doesn't have?
>> 
> Not since he got that one glass. But you really should check with him on that.

I used to drink straight from the bottle, but then I bought a glass!

-- 
ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
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Author: DG
Date: Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:46
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ervaqre schreef:
>>>> That sounds like something Pixel would have and Reinder would drink, 
>>>> from the one glass he has.
>>> You mean, he doesn't drink from the glass he doesn't have?
>>>
>> Not since he got that one glass. But you really should check with him on that.
> 
> I used to drink straight from the bottle, but then I bought a glass!
> 
Wasn't there a stage where you just drank Big Gulps?

-- 
Danny.
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239937
Author: ervaqre
Date: Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:16
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DG is a fearsome pirate...

>> I used to drink straight from the bottle, but then I bought a glass!
>> 
> Wasn't there a stage where you just drank Big Gulps?

I don't think that is Safe for Work!

-- 
ervaqre, the omnipotent dictator of aglami
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239912
Author: DG
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:41
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ervaqre schreef:
>>> I used to drink straight from the bottle, but then I bought a glass!
>>>
>> Wasn't there a stage where you just drank Big Gulps?
> 
> I don't think that is Safe for Work!
> 
Wasn't there a boss key? Most adventure games had those.

-- 
Danny.
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
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Author: DG
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 11:40
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>> I used to drink straight from the bottle, but then I bought a glass!
>>>>>
>>>> Wasn't there a stage where you just drank Big Gulps?
>>>
>>> I don't think that is Safe for Work!
>>>
>> Wasn't there a boss key? Most adventure games had those.
> 
> Oh yes. I remember those from the Sierra Quest-style games. I didn't 
> know what "boss" was, though...
> 
You still don't. And you also don't understand why there's always that cranky 
fellow hanging around at work, yammering about how he's getting no respect (and 
he isn't a Rodney Dangerfield impersonator).

-- 
Danny.
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239947
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:50
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DG skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>> I used to drink straight from the bottle, but then I bought a glass!
>>>>>>
>>>>> Wasn't there a stage where you just drank Big Gulps?
>>>>
>>>> I don't think that is Safe for Work!
>>>>
>>> Wasn't there a boss key? Most adventure games had those.
>>
>> Oh yes. I remember those from the Sierra Quest-style games. I didn't 
>> know what "boss" was, though...
>>
> You still don't. And you also don't understand why there's always that 
> cranky fellow hanging around at work, yammering about how he's getting 
> no respect (and he isn't a Rodney Dangerfield impersonator).

Last I heard of "respect", was in tv where a spider tried to get the 
respect of a tiger...

-- 
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
[...]but more than 5,000 known bugs from Windows 95 still exist in
Windows 98, because Microsoft views bug fixes as unprofitable.
                                                      -- osdata.com
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Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:29
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote me a love letter...

>> You still don't. And you also don't understand why there's always that 
>> cranky fellow hanging around at work, yammering about how he's getting 
>> no respect (and he isn't a Rodney Dangerfield impersonator).
>
> Last I heard of "respect", was in tv where a spider tried to get the 
> respect of a tiger...

Television again!?! Please take it to alt.television!!

-- 
ervaqre is wicked sick
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
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Author: DG
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:49
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>> I used to drink straight from the bottle, but then I bought a glass!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Wasn't there a stage where you just drank Big Gulps?
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't think that is Safe for Work!
>>>>>
>>>> Wasn't there a boss key? Most adventure games had those.
>>>
>>> Oh yes. I remember those from the Sierra Quest-style games. I didn't 
>>> know what "boss" was, though...
>>>
>> You still don't. And you also don't understand why there's always that 
>> cranky fellow hanging around at work, yammering about how he's getting 
>> no respect (and he isn't a Rodney Dangerfield impersonator).
> 
> Last I heard of "respect", was in tv where a spider tried to get the 
> respect of a tiger...
> 
Was the spider wearing a training suit, golden jewelry, Adidas sneakers, a 
viking helmet and a grandfather clock around his neck?

SPLAT!

Oh, sorry about your head mate.

-- 
Danny.
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
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Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 00:43
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ervaqre skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote me a love letter...
> 
>>> You still don't. And you also don't understand why there's always that 
>>> cranky fellow hanging around at work, yammering about how he's getting 
>>> no respect (and he isn't a Rodney Dangerfield impersonator).
>> Last I heard of "respect", was in tv where a spider tried to get the 
>> respect of a tiger...
> 
> Television again!?! Please take it to alt.television!!

Are you suggesting an insavion?

-- 
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
I'm a bastard. I have absolutely no clue why people can ever think
otherwise. Yet they do. People think I'm a nice guy, and the fact is
that I'm a scheming, conniving bastard who doesn't care for any hurt
feelings or lost hours of work if it just results in what I consider
to be a better system.
                                                     - Linus Torvalds
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Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
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Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 00:44
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DG skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>> I used to drink straight from the bottle, but then I bought a 
>>>>>>>> glass!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Wasn't there a stage where you just drank Big Gulps?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't think that is Safe for Work!
>>>>>>
>>>>> Wasn't there a boss key? Most adventure games had those.
>>>>
>>>> Oh yes. I remember those from the Sierra Quest-style games. I didn't 
>>>> know what "boss" was, though...
>>>>
>>> You still don't. And you also don't understand why there's always 
>>> that cranky fellow hanging around at work, yammering about how he's 
>>> getting no respect (and he isn't a Rodney Dangerfield impersonator).
>>
>> Last I heard of "respect", was in tv where a spider tried to get the 
>> respect of a tiger...
>>
> Was the spider wearing a training suit, golden jewelry, Adidas sneakers, 
> a viking helmet and a grandfather clock around his neck?

It must have been some kind of spider porn as it was wearing nothing.

> SPLAT!
> 
> Oh, sorry about your head mate.

No worries, I do not use it.

-- 
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
Stop the trolling. Make code, not war.
                         - Dana Lacoste
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Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
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Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 00:46
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ervaqre skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote me a love letter...
> 
>>>> I don't think that is Safe for Work!
>>>>
>>> Wasn't there a boss key? Most adventure games had those.
>> Oh yes. I remember those from the Sierra Quest-style games. I didn't 
>> know what "boss" was, though...
> 
> It's the tought guy at the end of a level.

Cool that he has a key. I wonder if the boss key makes the game skip the 
the end of level monster.

Weird, I don't really recall the level concept from the sierra 
quest-games...

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Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239954
Author: DG
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 09:28
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>> I used to drink straight from the bottle, but then I bought a 
>>>>>>>>> glass!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Wasn't there a stage where you just drank Big Gulps?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I don't think that is Safe for Work!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Wasn't there a boss key? Most adventure games had those.
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh yes. I remember those from the Sierra Quest-style games. I 
>>>>> didn't know what "boss" was, though...
>>>>>
>>>> You still don't. And you also don't understand why there's always 
>>>> that cranky fellow hanging around at work, yammering about how he's 
>>>> getting no respect (and he isn't a Rodney Dangerfield impersonator).
>>>
>>> Last I heard of "respect", was in tv where a spider tried to get the 
>>> respect of a tiger...
>>>
>> Was the spider wearing a training suit, golden jewelry, Adidas 
>> sneakers, a viking helmet and a grandfather clock around his neck?
> 
> It must have been some kind of spider porn as it was wearing nothing.

/me imagines 16 legs flailing about

>> SPLAT!
>>
>> Oh, sorry about your head mate.
> 
> No worries, I do not use it.
> 

Except for surprising spontaneous explosions. Apparently.

-- 
Danny.
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239918
Author: DG
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 09:29
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>> I don't think that is Safe for Work!
>>>>>
>>>> Wasn't there a boss key? Most adventure games had those.
>>> Oh yes. I remember those from the Sierra Quest-style games. I didn't 
>>> know what "boss" was, though...
>>
>> It's the tought guy at the end of a level.
> 
> Cool that he has a key. I wonder if the boss key makes the game skip the 
> the end of level monster.
> 
> Weird, I don't really recall the level concept from the sierra 
> quest-games...
> 
They weren't the ones making platform games with Larry Laffer eating magic 
mushrooms, making him grow (but not the way he wanted to)?

-- 
Danny.
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239952
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2009 09:46
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DG skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>>> I used to drink straight from the bottle, but then I bought a 
>>>>>>>>>> glass!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Wasn't there a stage where you just drank Big Gulps?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I don't think that is Safe for Work!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Wasn't there a boss key? Most adventure games had those.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Oh yes. I remember those from the Sierra Quest-style games. I 
>>>>>> didn't know what "boss" was, though...
>>>>>>
>>>>> You still don't. And you also don't understand why there's always 
>>>>> that cranky fellow hanging around at work, yammering about how he's 
>>>>> getting no respect (and he isn't a Rodney Dangerfield impersonator).
>>>>
>>>> Last I heard of "respect", was in tv where a spider tried to get the 
>>>> respect of a tiger...
>>>>
>>> Was the spider wearing a training suit, golden jewelry, Adidas 
>>> sneakers, a viking helmet and a grandfather clock around his neck?
>>
>> It must have been some kind of spider porn as it was wearing nothing.
> 
> /me imagines 16 legs flailing about

No, it was inter-species porn involving a spider.

>>> SPLAT!
>>>
>>> Oh, sorry about your head mate.
>>
>> No worries, I do not use it.
>>
> 
> Except for surprising spontaneous explosions. Apparently.

It happens several times a day for the time being.

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Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239950
Author: ervaqre
Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2009 00:10
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote me a love letter...

>>> Last I heard of "respect", was in tv where a spider tried to get the 
>>> respect of a tiger...
>> 
>> Television again!?! Please take it to alt.television!!
>
> Are you suggesting an insavion?

Let's try. Though I think alt.television is a dead newsgroup. They must 
all be watching television, surely.

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Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239917
Author: ervaqre
Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2009 00:13
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DG wrote me a love letter...

>>> No doubt because of female history students and the world's most 
>>> powerful software company.
>> 
>> No, I did not download Windows 7.
>> 
> So it's all *her* fault now?

Female history students can be pretty hot actually, and witless and 
socialist. I still do recommend Asians.

-- 
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Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239920
Author: DG
Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2009 11:02
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ervaqre schreef:
>>>> No doubt because of female history students and the world's most 
>>>> powerful software company.
>>> No, I did not download Windows 7.
>>>
>> So it's all *her* fault now?
> 
> Female history students can be pretty hot actually, and witless and 
> socialist. I still do recommend Asians.
> 
How to make Reinder's head explode: an Asian female socialist history student 
that's on the rather naive side.

-- 
Danny.
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239922
Author: ervaqre
Date: Tue, 03 Feb 2009 14:16
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DG wrote me a love letter...

>> Female history students can be pretty hot actually, and witless and 
>> socialist. I still do recommend Asians.
>> 
> How to make Reinder's head explode: an Asian female socialist history student 
> that's on the rather naive side.

Thank god I've never seen an Asian female studying history! I don't 
think they even exist. But then again, Asian females are terrible! I no 
longer recommend them.

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Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239924
Author: DG
Date: Tue, 03 Feb 2009 16:26
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ervaqre schreef:
> DG wrote me a love letter...
> 
>>> Female history students can be pretty hot actually, and witless and 
>>> socialist. I still do recommend Asians.
>>>
>> How to make Reinder's head explode: an Asian female socialist history student 
>> that's on the rather naive side.
> 
> Thank god I've never seen an Asian female studying history! I don't 
> think they even exist. But then again, Asian females are terrible! I no 
> longer recommend them.
> 
They don't come with a warranty. You can't trade them in if you've broken them?

-- 
Danny.
Re: More like alt.games.lucas-arts.FUNKY-island
#239928
Author: ervaqre
Date: Thu, 05 Feb 2009 17:30
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DG wrote me a love letter...

>> Thank god I've never seen an Asian female studying history! I don't 
>> think they even exist. But then again, Asian females are terrible! I no 
>> longer recommend them.
>> 
> They don't come with a warranty. You can't trade them in if you've broken them?

No, they're just...entirely...messed up in the head!!

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