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Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called neppie 
stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: September 8th.  YAY!

yay! happy birthday.
:
: But, I have no hubby to celebrate with.

me neither.
:
: *pouts*

-- 
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neppie schreef:
> September 8th.  YAY!
> 
> But, I have no hubby to celebrate with.
> 
> *pouts* 
> 
> 
Is hubby out of towny or sorta d.i.v.o.r.c.y.?

-- 
Danny.

Steve Leyland schreef:
> : September 8th.  YAY!
> 
> yay! happy birthday.

Shhh! I've learned never to make a big deal of women reaching old age. 
They don't like aging for some reason, even if they've been treated with 
everything from vanishing cream to botox.

> :
> : But, I have no hubby to celebrate with.
> 
> me neither.
> :
> : *pouts*
> 
/me feels sorry for Steve

-- 
Danny.

"Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in 
message news:ga01ej$ga6$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called neppie
> stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>
> : September 8th.  YAY!
>
> yay! happy birthday.

Thanks!

> :
> : But, I have no hubby to celebrate with.
>
> me neither.
> :
> : *pouts*

*thud* 

"DG" <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> wrote in message 
news:ga04m7$b6n$1@registered.motzarella.org...
> Steve Leyland schreef:
>> : September 8th.  YAY!
>>
>> yay! happy birthday.
>
> Shhh! I've learned never to make a big deal of women reaching old age. 
> They don't like aging for some reason, even if they've been treated with 
> everything from vanishing cream to botox.


WHAT OLD AGE????  Ź_Ź  I used to like you!
No botox or vanishing cream for me, thanks.  Though I hear botox works 
wonders for migraines - I may try that.

>> : But, I have no hubby to celebrate with.
>>
>> me neither.
>> :
>> : *pouts*
>>
> /me feels sorry for Steve

What about me???? 

"DG" <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> wrote in message 
news:ga04ge$83o$3@registered.motzarella.org...
> neppie schreef:
>> September 8th.  YAY!
>>
>> But, I have no hubby to celebrate with.
>>
>> *pouts*
> Is hubby out of towny or sorta d.i.v.o.r.c.y.?

The big D, and I don't mean Dallas.
(This may be an unfamiliar reference for you non- Americans)  ^_~ 

neppie schreef:
>>> : September 8th.  YAY!
>>>
>>> yay! happy birthday.
>> Shhh! I've learned never to make a big deal of women reaching old age. 
>> They don't like aging for some reason, even if they've been treated with 
>> everything from vanishing cream to botox.
> 
> 
> WHAT OLD AGE????  ¬_¬  I used to like you!

Back when you were young and innocent.

Hmmm, I think I may have made things worse.

> No botox or vanishing cream for me, thanks.  Though I hear botox works 
> wonders for migraines - I may try that.

Apply directly to the forehead.
Apply directly to the forehead.

>>> : But, I have no hubby to celebrate with.
>>>
>>> me neither.
>>> :
>>> : *pouts*
>>>
>> /me feels sorry for Steve
> 
> What about me???? 
> 
> 
You're not having to deal with a life without Neppie.

-- 
Danny.

this is where i'd say something clever about DG, if i could be
bothered:

>Steve Leyland schreef:
>> : September 8th.  YAY!
>> 
>> yay! happy birthday.
>
>Shhh! I've learned never to make a big deal of women reaching old age. 
>They don't like aging for some reason, even if they've been treated with 
>everything from vanishing cream to botox.
>

you're calling her old?  again i say, get a gun, neppie
-- 

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          ¤º°`°º¤¤º°`°º¤¤º°`°º¤
             www.deblon.com
              fear the towel!!
            

this is where i'd say something clever about neppie, if i could be
bothered:

>
>"DG" <dammyge...@censored.zzn.com> wrote in message 
>news:ga04ge$83o$3@registered.motzarella.org...
>> neppie schreef:
>>> September 8th.  YAY!
>>>
>>> But, I have no hubby to celebrate with.
>>>
>>> *pouts*
>> Is hubby out of towny or sorta d.i.v.o.r.c.y.?
>
>The big D, and I don't mean Dallas.
>(This may be an unfamiliar reference for you non- Americans)  ^_~ 
>

yikes....don't you have an offspring with this one, too?

ps, i still have your crab hanging over my desk
-- 

 ¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,Blondestranger,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤
          ¤º°`°º¤¤º°`°º¤¤º°`°º¤
             www.deblon.com
              fear the towel!!
            

"DG" <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> wrote in message 
news:ga72kp$r9n$1@registered.motzarella.org...
> neppie schreef:
>> WHAT OLD AGE????  Ź_Ź  I used to like you!
>
> Back when you were young and innocent.
>
> Hmmm, I think I may have made things worse.

Uh huh.  Well, I'm still innocent enough.  *looks angelic*

>
>> No botox or vanishing cream for me, thanks.  Though I hear botox works 
>> wonders for migraines - I may try that.
>
> Apply directly to the forehead.
> Apply directly to the forehead.

*snort*
I realy could use some! - For the headaches, that is.

>>>> : But, I have no hubby to celebrate with.
>>>>
>>>> me neither.
>>>> :
>>>> : *pouts*
>>>>
>>> /me feels sorry for Steve
>>
>> What about me????
> You're not having to deal with a life without Neppie.

Awwwwww!  Redeeming comment.  ^_^ 

"blondestranger" <deblon@mailinator.com> wrote in message 
news:v4fec4hqblttavrp9vaaitn2414mujjmeh@4ax.com...
> this is where i'd say something clever about neppie, if i could be
> bothered:
>>>> *pouts*
>>> Is hubby out of towny or sorta d.i.v.o.r.c.y.?
>>
>>The big D, and I don't mean Dallas.
>>(This may be an unfamiliar reference for you non- Americans)  ^_~
>>
>
> yikes....don't you have an offspring with this one, too?

LMAO...you know I am an offspringer.  He's 3 now.

> ps, i still have your crab hanging over my desk

That's so awesome.  We're going to have to do that again soon.

neppie schreef:
>>> WHAT OLD AGE????  ¬_¬  I used to like you!
>> Back when you were young and innocent.
>>
>> Hmmm, I think I may have made things worse.
> 
> Uh huh.  Well, I'm still innocent enough.  *looks angelic*

Nobody's falling for that.

Now how did that Meat Loaf lyric go? Good girls go to heaven, bad girls 
go...

>>> No botox or vanishing cream for me, thanks.  Though I hear botox works 
>>> wonders for migraines - I may try that.
>> Apply directly to the forehead.
>> Apply directly to the forehead.
> 
> *snort*
> I realy could use some! - For the headaches, that is.

Who'd a thunk a product made of botulism would work against wrinkles and 
headaches.

>>>>> : But, I have no hubby to celebrate with.
>>>>>
>>>>> me neither.
>>>>> :
>>>>> : *pouts*
>>>>>
>>>> /me feels sorry for Steve
>>> What about me????
>> You're not having to deal with a life without Neppie.
> 
> Awwwwww!  Redeeming comment.  ^_^ 

I'm just happy you didn't get angry because I set you up like that.

-- 
Danny.

blondestranger is a real pirate...
>yikes....don't you have an offspring with this one, too?

*laughs*

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

"ervaqre" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message 
news:MPG.2331986230668f809896b8@reader.motzarella.org...
> blondestranger is a real pirate...
>>yikes....don't you have an offspring with this one, too?
>
> *laughs*

Ź_Ź 

"DG" <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> wrote in message 
news:gabeer$1qu$1@registered.motzarella.org...
> neppie schreef:
>>>> WHAT OLD AGE????  Ź_Ź  I used to like you!
>>> Back when you were young and innocent.
>>>
>>> Hmmm, I think I may have made things worse.
>>
>> Uh huh.  Well, I'm still innocent enough.  *looks angelic*
>
> Nobody's falling for that.

And here I thought I had you fooled.

> Now how did that Meat Loaf lyric go? Good girls go to heaven, bad girls 
> go...

Everywhere, of course.  Maybe I should be a bad girl...no one seems to 
appreciate the good ones.

>>>> No botox or vanishing cream for me, thanks.  Though I hear botox works 
>>>> wonders for migraines - I may try that.
>>> Apply directly to the forehead.
>>> Apply directly to the forehead.
>>
>> *snort*
>> I realy could use some! - For the headaches, that is.
>
> Who'd a thunk a product made of botulism would work against wrinkles and 
> headaches.

Amazing, and gross.

>>>>> /me feels sorry for Steve
>>>> What about me????
>>> You're not having to deal with a life without Neppie.
>>
>> Awwwwww!  Redeeming comment.  ^_^
>
> I'm just happy you didn't get angry because I set you up like that.

Honestly, I didn't see it coming.
Brain is fried from stress lately, but I don't want to be a downer. 

neppie schreef:
>>>>> WHAT OLD AGE????  ¬_¬  I used to like you!
>>>> Back when you were young and innocent.
>>>>
>>>> Hmmm, I think I may have made things worse.
>>> Uh huh.  Well, I'm still innocent enough.  *looks angelic*
>> Nobody's falling for that.
> 
> And here I thought I had you fooled.

I'm unfoolable.

>> Now how did that Meat Loaf lyric go? Good girls go to heaven, bad girls 
>> go...
> 
> Everywhere, of course.  Maybe I should be a bad girl...no one seems to 
> appreciate the good ones.

I didn't peg you for a good girl though, although that's relative of course.

>>>>> No botox or vanishing cream for me, thanks.  Though I hear botox works 
>>>>> wonders for migraines - I may try that.
>>>> Apply directly to the forehead.
>>>> Apply directly to the forehead.
>>> *snort*
>>> I realy could use some! - For the headaches, that is.
>> Who'd a thunk a product made of botulism would work against wrinkles and 
>> headaches.
> 
> Amazing, and gross.

What amazes me is how few people know that tidbit of information. But 
then again, botulism is "all natural". So it *must* be okay.

>>>>>> /me feels sorry for Steve
>>>>> What about me????
>>>> You're not having to deal with a life without Neppie.
>>> Awwwwww!  Redeeming comment.  ^_^
>> I'm just happy you didn't get angry because I set you up like that.
> 
> Honestly, I didn't see it coming.
> Brain is fried from stress lately, but I don't want to be a downer. 
> 
No probs, Debbie.

-- 
Danny.

In other news...
DG stated the obvious:
> neppie schreef:
>>>> Uh huh.  Well, I'm still innocent enough.  *looks angelic*
>>> Nobody's falling for that.
>>
>> And here I thought I had you fooled.
>
> I'm unfoolable.

I'm not fooled by that.

>
>>> Now how did that Meat Loaf lyric go? Good girls go to heaven, bad
>>> girls go...
>>
>> Everywhere, of course.  Maybe I should be a bad girl...no one seems
>> to appreciate the good ones.
>
> I didn't peg you for a good girl though, although that's relative of
> course.

Pfft.  I'm practically a saint.

<snip>
>>> Who'd a thunk a product made of botulism would work against
>>> wrinkles and headaches.
>>
>> Amazing, and gross.
>
> What amazes me is how few people know that tidbit of information. But
> then again, botulism is "all natural". So it *must* be okay.

Isn't anthrax all natural too?

>
>>>>>>> /me feels sorry for Steve
>>>>>> What about me????
>>>>> You're not having to deal with a life without Neppie.
>>>> Awwwwww!  Redeeming comment.  ^_^
>>> I'm just happy you didn't get angry because I set you up like that.
>>
>> Honestly, I didn't see it coming.
>> Brain is fried from stress lately, but I don't want to be a downer.
>>
> No probs, Debbie.

Sick, sick, sick. 

neppie schreef:
>>>>> Uh huh.  Well, I'm still innocent enough.  *looks angelic*
>>>> Nobody's falling for that.
>>> And here I thought I had you fooled.
>> I'm unfoolable.
> 
> I'm not fooled by that.

Then we might both be unfoolable. Join the club! Have some raisins!

>>>> Now how did that Meat Loaf lyric go? Good girls go to heaven, bad
>>>> girls go...
>>> Everywhere, of course.  Maybe I should be a bad girl...no one seems
>>> to appreciate the good ones.
>> I didn't peg you for a good girl though, although that's relative of
>> course.
> 
> Pfft.  I'm practically a saint.

And I've seen your halo.

>>>> Who'd a thunk a product made of botulism would work against
>>>> wrinkles and headaches.
>>> Amazing, and gross.
>> What amazes me is how few people know that tidbit of information. But
>> then again, botulism is "all natural". So it *must* be okay.
> 
> Isn't anthrax all natural too?

I forget. I know Alzheimer is.

>>>>>> You're not having to deal with a life without Neppie.
>>>>> Awwwwww!  Redeeming comment.  ^_^
>>>> I'm just happy you didn't get angry because I set you up like that.
>>> Honestly, I didn't see it coming.
>>> Brain is fried from stress lately, but I don't want to be a downer.
>>>
>> No probs, Debbie.
> 
> Sick, sick, sick. 

You don't like SNL?

-- 
Danny.

In other news...
DG stated the obvious:
> neppie schreef:
>>>>>> Uh huh.  Well, I'm still innocent enough.  *looks angelic*
>>>>> Nobody's falling for that.
>>>> And here I thought I had you fooled.
>>> I'm unfoolable.
>>
>> I'm not fooled by that.
>
> Then we might both be unfoolable. Join the club! Have some raisins!

You know where you can take your raisins???

>
>>>>> Now how did that Meat Loaf lyric go? Good girls go to heaven, bad
>>>>> girls go...
>>>> Everywhere, of course.  Maybe I should be a bad girl...no one seems
>>>> to appreciate the good ones.
>>> I didn't peg you for a good girl though, although that's relative of
>>> course.
>>
>> Pfft.  I'm practically a saint.
>
> And I've seen your halo.

*no comment*

>
>>>>> Who'd a thunk a product made of botulism would work against
>>>>> wrinkles and headaches.
>>>> Amazing, and gross.
>>> What amazes me is how few people know that tidbit of information.
>>> But then again, botulism is "all natural". So it *must* be okay.
>>
>> Isn't anthrax all natural too?
>
> I forget. I know Alzheimer is.

And I'm getting old?

>
>>>>>>> You're not having to deal with a life without Neppie.
>>>>>> Awwwwww!  Redeeming comment.  ^_^
>>>>> I'm just happy you didn't get angry because I set you up like
>>>>> that.
>>>> Honestly, I didn't see it coming.
>>>> Brain is fried from stress lately, but I don't want to be a downer.
>>>>
>>> No probs, Debbie.
>>
>> Sick, sick, sick.
>
> You don't like SNL?

Not the new SNL.  I'm OLD school, remember? 

neppie schreef:
>>>>>>> Uh huh.  Well, I'm still innocent enough.  *looks angelic*
>>>>>> Nobody's falling for that.
>>>>> And here I thought I had you fooled.
>>>> I'm unfoolable.
>>> I'm not fooled by that.
>> Then we might both be unfoolable. Join the club! Have some raisins!
> 
> You know where you can take your raisins???

To the bank!

>>>>>> Now how did that Meat Loaf lyric go? Good girls go to heaven, bad
>>>>>> girls go...
>>>>> Everywhere, of course.  Maybe I should be a bad girl...no one seems
>>>>> to appreciate the good ones.
>>>> I didn't peg you for a good girl though, although that's relative of
>>>> course.
>>> Pfft.  I'm practically a saint.
>> And I've seen your halo.
> 
> *no comment*

I was speechless too.

>>>>>> Who'd a thunk a product made of botulism would work against
>>>>>> wrinkles and headaches.
>>>>> Amazing, and gross.
>>>> What amazes me is how few people know that tidbit of information.
>>>> But then again, botulism is "all natural". So it *must* be okay.
>>> Isn't anthrax all natural too?
>> I forget. I know Alzheimer is.
> 
> And I'm getting old?

The fact that you ask that question is quite telling. I'll refrain from 
jogging your memory. As I remember it didn't fly the last time...

>>>>>>>> You're not having to deal with a life without Neppie.
>>>>>>> Awwwwww!  Redeeming comment.  ^_^
>>>>>> I'm just happy you didn't get angry because I set you up like
>>>>>> that.
>>>>> Honestly, I didn't see it coming.
>>>>> Brain is fried from stress lately, but I don't want to be a downer.
>>>>>
>>>> No probs, Debbie.
>>> Sick, sick, sick.
>> You don't like SNL?
> 
> Not the new SNL.  I'm OLD school, remember? 

SNL classic. Not just for the senior citizens.

-- 
Danny.

On Thu, 11 Sep 2008 16:25:07 -0400, "neppie"
<bishoujo75.not@comcast.net> wrote:

>>>yikes....don't you have an offspring with this one, too?
>>
>> *laughs*
>
>¬_¬ 

Are you related to Sarah Palin by any chance?

-- 
Kasper

this is where i'd say something clever about neppie, if i could be
bothered:

>>>>> *pouts*
>>>> Is hubby out of towny or sorta d.i.v.o.r.c.y.?
>>>
>>>The big D, and I don't mean Dallas.
>>>(This may be an unfamiliar reference for you non- Americans)  ^_~
>>>
>>
>> yikes....don't you have an offspring with this one, too?
>
>LMAO...you know I am an offspringer.  He's 3 now.

how is it going with him?

>> ps, i still have your crab hanging over my desk
>
>That's so awesome.  We're going to have to do that again soon.
>

ye, i'm keeping my eye open for something fun to send people.
-- 

 ¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,Blondestranger,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤
          ¤º°`°º¤¤º°`°º¤¤º°`°º¤
             www.deblon.com
              fear the towel!!
            

In other news...
DG stated the obvious:
> neppie schreef:
>>> Then we might both be unfoolable. Join the club! Have some raisins!
>>
>> You know where you can take your raisins???
>
> To the bank!

Oh good, make a monetary deposit for me while you are there.  No raisins, 
please.

>
>>>>> I didn't peg you for a good girl though, although that's relative
>>>>> of course.
>>>> Pfft.  I'm practically a saint.
>>> And I've seen your halo.
>>
>> *no comment*
>
> I was speechless too.

#^_^#

>
>>>>> But then again, botulism is "all natural". So it *must* be okay.
>>>> Isn't anthrax all natural too?
>>> I forget. I know Alzheimer is.
>>
>> And I'm getting old?
>
> The fact that you ask that question is quite telling. I'll refrain
> from jogging your memory. As I remember it didn't fly the last time...

My memory or trying to jog it?

>
<snip>
>> Not the new SNL.  I'm OLD school, remember?
>
> SNL classic. Not just for the senior citizens.

I'm dating myself again, aren't I?
And no husband comments!! 

In other news...
blondestranger stated the obvious:
> this is where i'd say something clever about neppie, if i could be
> bothered:
>
>>>>>> *pouts*
>>>>> Is hubby out of towny or sorta d.i.v.o.r.c.y.?
>>>>
>>>> The big D, and I don't mean Dallas.
>>>> (This may be an unfamiliar reference for you non- Americans)  ^_~
>>>>
>>>
>>> yikes....don't you have an offspring with this one, too?
>>
>> LMAO...you know I am an offspringer.  He's 3 now.
>
> how is it going with him?

Pretty good, so far.  Thanks for asking!

>
>>> ps, i still have your crab hanging over my desk
>>
>> That's so awesome.  We're going to have to do that again soon.
>>
>
> ye, i'm keeping my eye open for something fun to send people.

Me too! 

In other news...
Kasper stated the obvious:
> On Thu, 11 Sep 2008 16:25:07 -0400, "neppie"
> <bishoujo75.not@comcast.net> wrote:
>
>>>> yikes....don't you have an offspring with this one, too?
>>>
>>> *laughs*
>>
>> Ź_Ź
>
> Are you related to Sarah Palin by any chance?

This should give you some indication of how our Presidential campaign is 
going...I almost said "Who?"
*gives Kasper another evil eye* 

neppie schreef:
>>>>> yikes....don't you have an offspring with this one, too?
>>>> *laughs*
>>> ¬_¬
>> Are you related to Sarah Palin by any chance?
> 
> This should give you some indication of how our Presidential campaign is 
> going...I almost said "Who?"
> *gives Kasper another evil eye* 
> 
> 
Wasn't that a nation if not worldwide reaction to her VP nomination?

-- 
Danny.

neppie schreef:
>>>> Then we might both be unfoolable. Join the club! Have some raisins!
>>> You know where you can take your raisins???
>> To the bank!
> 
> Oh good, make a monetary deposit for me while you are there.  No raisins, 
> please.

Sorry, I'm all out of Pokémon cards.

<snip>

>>>>>> But then again, botulism is "all natural". So it *must* be okay.
>>>>> Isn't anthrax all natural too?
>>>> I forget. I know Alzheimer is.
>>> And I'm getting old?
>> The fact that you ask that question is quite telling. I'll refrain
>> from jogging your memory. As I remember it didn't fly the last time...
> 
> My memory or trying to jog it?

The jogging of the age thing.

>>> Not the new SNL.  I'm OLD school, remember?
>> SNL classic. Not just for the senior citizens.
> 
> I'm dating myself again, aren't I?
> And no husband comments!! 

So how old school are you? Penn & Teller old school? Julia Sweeney? Or 
all the way back to "I'm Chevy Chase and you're not"?

-- 
Danny.

In other news...
DG stated the obvious:
> neppie schreef:
>>>>>> yikes....don't you have an offspring with this one, too?
>>>>> *laughs*
>>>> Ź_Ź
>>> Are you related to Sarah Palin by any chance?
>>
>> This should give you some indication of how our Presidential
>> campaign is going...I almost said "Who?"
>> *gives Kasper another evil eye*
>>
>>
> Wasn't that a nation if not worldwide reaction to her VP nomination?

This campaign has become such a farce that I stopped paying attention, 
really.  Of course, they all pretty much go that way. 

neppie schreef:
>>>> Are you related to Sarah Palin by any chance?
>>> This should give you some indication of how our Presidential
>>> campaign is going...I almost said "Who?"
>>> *gives Kasper another evil eye*
>>>
>>>
>> Wasn't that a nation if not worldwide reaction to her VP nomination?
> 
> This campaign has become such a farce that I stopped paying attention, 
> really.  Of course, they all pretty much go that way. 
> 

It's like that three ring circus with only two rings. One with a donkey 
in it and one with an elephant.

-- 
Danny.

In other news...
DG stated the obvious:
> neppie schreef:
>>>>> Then we might both be unfoolable. Join the club! Have some
>>>>> raisins!
>>>> You know where you can take your raisins???
>>> To the bank!
>>
>> Oh good, make a monetary deposit for me while you are there.  No
>> raisins, please.
>
> Sorry, I'm all out of Pokémon cards.
>
> <snip>

Darn.   I needed that rare holo Dark Tyranitar.

>>> The fact that you ask that question is quite telling. I'll refrain
>>> from jogging your memory. As I remember it didn't fly the last
>>> time...
>>
>> My memory or trying to jog it?
>
> The jogging of the age thing.

Maybe if you stopped jogging with it?

>
>>>> Not the new SNL.  I'm OLD school, remember?
>>> SNL classic. Not just for the senior citizens.
>>
>> I'm dating myself again, aren't I?
>> And no husband comments!!
>
> So how old school are you? Penn & Teller old school? Julia Sweeney? Or
> all the way back to "I'm Chevy Chase and you're not"?

Well, technically, I should be Julia Sweeney old school (except I know 
nothing of SNL past the very early 80's - but I have seen "Pat", which is 
pretty funny), I am a little older than Penn & Teller have been together, 
and once again, I can recall clearly "I'm Chevy Chase and you're not" being 
very funny.
What are you, some American TV junkie?  ^_~ 

In other news...
DG stated the obvious:
> neppie schreef:
>>>>> Are you related to Sarah Palin by any chance?
>>>> This should give you some indication of how our Presidential
>>>> campaign is going...I almost said "Who?"
>>>> *gives Kasper another evil eye*
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Wasn't that a nation if not worldwide reaction to her VP nomination?
>>
>> This campaign has become such a farce that I stopped paying
>> attention, really.  Of course, they all pretty much go that way.
>>
>
> It's like that three ring circus with only two rings. One with a
> donkey in it and one with an elephant.

There's a joke here, somewhere. 

neppie schreef:
>>>>> You know where you can take your raisins???
>>>> To the bank!
>>> Oh good, make a monetary deposit for me while you are there.  No
>>> raisins, please.
>> Sorry, I'm all out of Pokémon cards.
>>
>> <snip>
> 
> Darn.   I needed that rare holo Dark Tyranitar.

What did you need it for? Does it double as a screwdriver?

>>>> The fact that you ask that question is quite telling. I'll refrain
>>>> from jogging your memory. As I remember it didn't fly the last
>>>> time...
>>> My memory or trying to jog it?
>> The jogging of the age thing.
> 
> Maybe if you stopped jogging with it?

Jogging with a zimmer frame. Not bloody likely.

>>>>> Not the new SNL.  I'm OLD school, remember?
>>>> SNL classic. Not just for the senior citizens.
>>> I'm dating myself again, aren't I?
>>> And no husband comments!!
>> So how old school are you? Penn & Teller old school? Julia Sweeney? Or
>> all the way back to "I'm Chevy Chase and you're not"?
> 
> Well, technically, I should be Julia Sweeney old school (except I know 
> nothing of SNL past the very early 80's - but I have seen "Pat", which is 
> pretty funny), I am a little older than Penn & Teller have been together, 
> and once again, I can recall clearly "I'm Chevy Chase and you're not" being 
> very funny.
> What are you, some American TV junkie?  ^_~ 

It all started with the Blues Brothers. Then there was MTV doing reruns 
and still later: Comedy Central.

There's a bunch of SNL bits that became movies or comedians that became 
famous outside SNL. So you kinda get to know SNL. And then there's the 
whole Penn and Teller / Julia Sweeney thing. Hardly anyone knows them 
here, but they've caught my interest in no small part thanks to the 
internet. P&T shows have aired here though, or at least they appeared on 
Leno or Letterman.

-- 
Danny.

neppie schreef:
>>>> Wasn't that a nation if not worldwide reaction to her VP nomination?
>>> This campaign has become such a farce that I stopped paying
>>> attention, really.  Of course, they all pretty much go that way.
>>>
>> It's like that three ring circus with only two rings. One with a
>> donkey in it and one with an elephant.
> 
> There's a joke here, somewhere. 
> 
> 
I think I forgot to mention the clown dressed in green with a car that's 
unsafe at any speed.

-- 
Danny.

In other news...
DG stated the obvious:

>>>> This campaign has become such a farce that I stopped paying
>>>> attention, really.  Of course, they all pretty much go that way.
>>>>
>>> It's like that three ring circus with only two rings. One with a
>>> donkey in it and one with an elephant.
>>
>> There's a joke here, somewhere.
>>
>>
> I think I forgot to mention the clown dressed in green with a car
> that's unsafe at any speed.

Blame high fuel costs and American manufacturing.  The clown you can blame 
on his mother.  Someone should eat him. 

In other news...
DG stated the obvious:
> neppie schreef:
>>>>>> You know where you can take your raisins???
>>>>> To the bank!
>>>> Oh good, make a monetary deposit for me while you are there.  No
>>>> raisins, please.
>>> Sorry, I'm all out of Pokémon cards.
>>>
>>> <snip>
>>
>> Darn.   I needed that rare holo Dark Tyranitar.
>
> What did you need it for? Does it double as a screwdriver?

Not a darn thing really.  I don't even collect them anymore - was kind of an 
obsession when my kids were smaller.

>
>>>>> The fact that you ask that question is quite telling. I'll refrain
>>>>> from jogging your memory. As I remember it didn't fly the last
>>>>> time...
>>>> My memory or trying to jog it?
>>> The jogging of the age thing.
>>
>> Maybe if you stopped jogging with it?
>
> Jogging with a zimmer frame. Not bloody likely.

*gives DG a zimmer frame with greased walker tips*

>>> So how old school are you? Penn & Teller old school? Julia Sweeney?
>>> Or all the way back to "I'm Chevy Chase and you're not"?
>>
>> Well, technically, I should be Julia Sweeney old school (except I
>> know nothing of SNL past the very early 80's - but I have seen
>> "Pat", which is pretty funny), I am a little older than Penn &
>> Teller have been together, and once again, I can recall clearly "I'm
>> Chevy Chase and you're not" being very funny.
>> What are you, some American TV junkie?  ^_~
>

> It all started with the Blues Brothers.

'nuff said.  Doesn't it always?  My 17 yo daughter loves the Blues 
Brothers - it's genetic I think.  Maybe insanity.

>Then there was MTV doing
> reruns and still later: Comedy Central.
>
> There's a bunch of SNL bits that became movies or comedians that
> became famous outside SNL. So you kinda get to know SNL.

OLDER movies with the original SNL cast - not this new crap they are trying 
to pass off!  You can't beat Trading Places, etc, etc.


>And then
> there's the whole Penn and Teller / Julia Sweeney thing. Hardly
> anyone knows them here, but they've caught my interest in no small
> part thanks to the internet. P&T shows have aired here though, or at
> least they appeared on Leno or Letterman.

I like them both enough to think they are pretty funny.

Honestly, I'm not a big TV watcher of late...too much crap. 

neppie schreef:
>>>> It's like that three ring circus with only two rings. One with a
>>>> donkey in it and one with an elephant.
>>> There's a joke here, somewhere.
>>>
>>>
>> I think I forgot to mention the clown dressed in green with a car
>> that's unsafe at any speed.
> 
> Blame high fuel costs and American manufacturing.  The clown you can blame 
> on his mother.  Someone should eat him. 
> 
> 
Now that's a fitting punishment. After all he ate his mother too.

-- 
Danny.

In other news...
DG stated the obvious:
> neppie schreef:
>>>>> It's like that three ring circus with only two rings. One with a
>>>>> donkey in it and one with an elephant.
>>>> There's a joke here, somewhere.
>>>>
>>>>
>>> I think I forgot to mention the clown dressed in green with a car
>>> that's unsafe at any speed.
>>
>> Blame high fuel costs and American manufacturing.  The clown you can
>> blame on his mother.  Someone should eat him.
>>
>>
> Now that's a fitting punishment. After all he ate his mother too.

Well, I would, but he might taste funny.  -_-;;; 

neppie schreef:
>>>> I think I forgot to mention the clown dressed in green with a car
>>>> that's unsafe at any speed.
>>> Blame high fuel costs and American manufacturing.  The clown you can
>>> blame on his mother.  Someone should eat him.
>>>
>>>
>> Now that's a fitting punishment. After all he ate his mother too.
> 
> Well, I would, but he might taste funny.  -_-;;; 
> 
> 
Just skip the bits that look raisiny.

-- 
Danny.

On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 08:46:33 -0400, "neppie"
<bishoujo75.not@comcast.net> wrote:

>> Are you related to Sarah Palin by any chance?
>
>This should give you some indication of how our Presidential campaign is 
>going...I almost said "Who?"
>*gives Kasper another evil eye* 

That's a bit sad, really.

-- 
Kasper

In other news...
Kasper stated the obvious:
> On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 08:46:33 -0400, "neppie"
> <bishoujo75.not@comcast.net> wrote:
>
>>> Are you related to Sarah Palin by any chance?
>>
>> This should give you some indication of how our Presidential
>> campaign is going...I almost said "Who?"
>> *gives Kasper another evil eye*
>
> That's a bit sad, really.

Well, you don't expect me to give you anything else, do you?  Or were you 
referring to the campaign? 

neppie is a fearsome pirate:

>>> This should give you some indication of how our Presidential
>>> campaign is going...I almost said "Who?"
>>> *gives Kasper another evil eye*
>>
>> That's a bit sad, really.
>
> Well, you don't expect me to give you anything else, do you?  Or were you 
> referring to the campaign? 

That's even sadder!

-- 
ervaqre, the harbinger of your doom
go here: www.aglami.net

neppie schreef:
>>>> Are you related to Sarah Palin by any chance?
>>> This should give you some indication of how our Presidential
>>> campaign is going...I almost said "Who?"
>>> *gives Kasper another evil eye*
>> That's a bit sad, really.
> 
> Well, you don't expect me to give you anything else, do you?  Or were you 
> referring to the campaign? 
> 
> 
Where did you get those evil eyes anyway? They look dirty.

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
>>> Well, you don't expect me to give you anything else, do you?  Or were you 
>>> referring to the campaign? 
>>>
>> Where did you get those evil eyes anyway? They look dirty.
> 
> I bet she took them from those corpses over there.
> 
> *points to corpses lying at his feet*
> 
> Who brought in these corpses anyway?
> 
They're not corpes, they be drunk pirates, ARRRRRRR!!!

-- 
Danny.

In other news...
DG stated the obvious:
>>> Where did you get those evil eyes anyway? They look dirty.

*washes evil eyes with Ancient Chinese Secret*

>>
>> I bet she took them from those corpses over there.
>>
>> *points to corpses lying at his feet*
>>
>> Who brought in these corpses anyway?

*looks innocent*

>>
> They're not corpes, they be drunk pirates, ARRRRRRR!!!

ARRRR!!!!!  I'm a day late on the whole ITLAPD.  Damn. 

neppie schreef:
>>>> Where did you get those evil eyes anyway? They look dirty.
> 
> *washes evil eyes with Ancient Chinese Secret*

Gunpowder? Spaghetti? Paper? Bank notes? Silk?

>>> I bet she took them from those corpses over there.
>>>
>>> *points to corpses lying at his feet*
>>>
>>> Who brought in these corpses anyway?
> 
> *looks innocent*

No, you don't.

>> They're not corpes, they be drunk pirates, ARRRRRRR!!!
> 
> ARRRR!!!!!  I'm a day late on the whole ITLAPD.  Damn. 

Better late than nevARRRRRR!!!

-- 
Danny.

In other news...
DG stated the obvious:
> neppie schreef:
>>>>> Where did you get those evil eyes anyway? They look dirty.
>>
>> *washes evil eyes with Ancient Chinese Secret*
>
> Gunpowder? Spaghetti? Paper? Bank notes? Silk?

Calgon:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calgon

>
>>>> I bet she took them from those corpses over there.
>>>>
>>>> *points to corpses lying at his feet*
>>>>
>>>> Who brought in these corpses anyway?
>>
>> *looks innocent*
>
> No, you don't.

So you keep saying!

>
>>> They're not corpes, they be drunk pirates, ARRRRRRR!!!
>>
>> ARRRR!!!!!  I'm a day late on the whole ITLAPD.  Damn.
>
> Better late than nevARRRRRR!!!

Gonna be even latARRRRRRRR now.  *pout* 

neppie schreef:
>>>>>> Where did you get those evil eyes anyway? They look dirty.
>>> *washes evil eyes with Ancient Chinese Secret*
>> Gunpowder? Spaghetti? Paper? Bank notes? Silk?
> 
> Calgon:
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calgon

That's Chinese? I only know that stuff from badly dubbed commercials 
they run here.

Wasmachines leven langer met Calgon.

Thanks, now that tune's stuck in my head on an infinite loop.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxFaXaABBLs

>>>>> I bet she took them from those corpses over there.
>>>>>
>>>>> *points to corpses lying at his feet*
>>>>>
>>>>> Who brought in these corpses anyway?
>>> *looks innocent*
>> No, you don't.
> 
> So you keep saying!

I like pointing out the obvious, obviously.

>>>> They're not corpes, they be drunk pirates, ARRRRRRR!!!
>>> ARRRR!!!!!  I'm a day late on the whole ITLAPD.  Damn.
>> Better late than nevARRRRRR!!!
> 
> Gonna be even latARRRRRRRR now.  *pout* 
> 

Then make it into an International Talk Like A Pirate Day Weekend.

-- 
Danny.

In other news...
DG stated the obvious:
> neppie schreef:
>>>>>>> Where did you get those evil eyes anyway? They look dirty.
>>>> *washes evil eyes with Ancient Chinese Secret*
>>> Gunpowder? Spaghetti? Paper? Bank notes? Silk?
>>
>> Calgon:
>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calgon
>
> That's Chinese? I only know that stuff from badly dubbed commercials
> they run here.

No, not really, but if you look it up on youtube you will probably see the 
old corny commercial we aired here.

>
> Wasmachines leven langer met Calgon.
>
> Thanks, now that tune's stuck in my head on an infinite loop.
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxFaXaABBLs

I HAVE NO SOUND!  I forgot to mention that.  Hubby cut the wires to my 
computer when he tried to take it, and one of them is a main audio wire that 
has to be ordered.

>>>> ARRRR!!!!!  I'm a day late on the whole ITLAPD.  Damn.
>>> Better late than nevARRRRRR!!!
>>
>> Gonna be even latARRRRRRRR now.  *pout*
>>
>
> Then make it into an International Talk Like A Pirate Day Weekend.

F*ck it, I'm making it ITLAPM!!! 

In Disguise schreef:
>>>>>>>> Where did you get those evil eyes anyway? They look dirty.
>>>>> *washes evil eyes with Ancient Chinese Secret*
>>>> Gunpowder? Spaghetti? Paper? Bank notes? Silk?
>>> Calgon:
>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calgon
>> That's Chinese? I only know that stuff from badly dubbed commercials
>> they run here.
> 
> No, not really, but if you look it up on youtube you will probably see the 
> old corny commercial we aired here.

I read up on that. Chinese guy behind counter claiming secret, lady 
behind the curtain spilling the Calgon beans.

>> Wasmachines leven langer met Calgon.
>>
>> Thanks, now that tune's stuck in my head on an infinite loop.
>>
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxFaXaABBLs
> 
> I HAVE NO SOUND!  I forgot to mention that.  Hubby cut the wires to my 
> computer when he tried to take it, and one of them is a main audio wire that 
> has to be ordered.

Can't you hook up a set of headphones? Or did he cut stuff inside the PC?

>>>>> ARRRR!!!!!  I'm a day late on the whole ITLAPD.  Damn.
>>>> Better late than nevARRRRRR!!!
>>> Gonna be even latARRRRRRRR now.  *pout*
>>>
>> Then make it into an International Talk Like A Pirate Day Weekend.
> 
> F*ck it, I'm making it ITLAPM!!! 

Now you never see decent wenches say F*ck it on pirate movies...

-- 
Danny.

In other news...
DG stated the obvious:

>>>> Calgon:
>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calgon
>>> That's Chinese? I only know that stuff from badly dubbed commercials
>>> they run here.
>>
>> No, not really, but if you look it up on youtube you will probably
>> see the old corny commercial we aired here.
>
> I read up on that. Chinese guy behind counter claiming secret, lady
> behind the curtain spilling the Calgon beans.

Exactly.  But it's funnier if you watch it, for sheer corn factor.

>>> Thanks, now that tune's stuck in my head on an infinite loop.
>>>
>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxFaXaABBLs
>>
>> I HAVE NO SOUND!  I forgot to mention that.  Hubby cut the wires to
>> my computer when he tried to take it, and one of them is a main
>> audio wire that has to be ordered.
>
> Can't you hook up a set of headphones? Or did he cut stuff inside the
> PC?

Don't have any.  Not buying any.  Need $$.

>>> Then make it into an International Talk Like A Pirate Day Weekend.
>>
>> F*ck it, I'm making it ITLAPM!!!
>
> Now you never see decent wenches say F*ck it on pirate movies...

Note the asterisk.
F*ck it is more of a Baltimore thing.  Maybe an American thing.  *shrug*