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Started by blondestranger
Wed, 03 Sep 2008 19:40
best post of september
Author: blondestranger
Date: Wed, 03 Sep 2008 19:40
Date: Wed, 03 Sep 2008 19:40
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so there. raccoons raccoons racoons
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Re: best post of september
Author: ervaqre
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2008 07:34
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2008 07:34
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blondestranger is a real pirate... >so there. raccoons raccoons racoons my post easily beats yours. but raccoons are kj00t. -- ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
Re: best post of september
Author: neppie
Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2008 14:57
Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2008 14:57
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"blondestranger" <deblon@mailinator.com> wrote in message news:i0qtb49ksbdugjll9ivqcftui314k5mckm@4ax.com... > so there. raccoons raccoons racoons I saw your journal and the raccoon thingy. 'Twas amusing. ^_^
Re: best post of september
Author: blondestranger
Date: Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:13
Date: Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:13
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this is where i'd say something clever about ervaqre, if i could be
bothered:
>blondestranger is a real pirate...
>>so there. raccoons raccoons racoons
>
>my post easily beats yours. but raccoons are kj00t.
being first doesn't make it best.
--
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¤º°`°º¤¤º°`°º¤¤º°`°º¤
www.deblon.com
fear the towel!!
Re: best post of september
Author: blondestranger
Date: Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:13
Date: Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:13
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this is where i'd say something clever about neppie, if i could be
bothered:
>
>"blondestranger" <deblon@mailinator.com> wrote in message
>news:i0qtb49ksbdugjll9ivqcftui314k5mckm@4ax.com...
>> so there. raccoons raccoons racoons
>
>I saw your journal and the raccoon thingy. 'Twas amusing. ^_^
>
camping is fun. ask pixel
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Re: best post of september
Author: DG
Date: Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:53
Date: Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:53
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blondestranger schreef: >>> so there. raccoons raccoons racoons >> my post easily beats yours. but raccoons are kj00t. > > being first doesn't make it best. Such a female thing to say. But not inaccurate. -- Danny.
Re: best post of september
Author: neppie
Date: Sun, 14 Sep 2008 12:53
Date: Sun, 14 Sep 2008 12:53
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In other news... blondestranger stated the obvious: > this is where i'd say something clever about neppie, if i could be > bothered: > >> >> "blondestranger" <deblon@mailinator.com> wrote in message >> news:i0qtb49ksbdugjll9ivqcftui314k5mckm@4ax.com... >>> so there. raccoons raccoons racoons >> >> I saw your journal and the raccoon thingy. 'Twas amusing. ^_^ >> > > camping is fun. ask pixel I love camping. I love raccoons too. Except for the one who keeps eating my herb garden.
Re: best post of september
Author: Steve Leyland
Date: Mon, 15 Sep 2008 06:41
Date: Mon, 15 Sep 2008 06:41
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Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called neppie
stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
: In other news...
: blondestranger stated the obvious:
: : this is where i'd say something clever about neppie, if i could be
: : bothered:
: :
: : :
: : : "blondestranger" <deb...@mailinator.com> wrote in message
: : : news:i0qtb49ksbdugjll9ivqcftui314k5mckm@4ax.com...
: : : : so there. raccoons raccoons racoons
: : :
: : : I saw your journal and the raccoon thingy. 'Twas amusing. ^_^
: : :
: :
: : camping is fun. ask pixel
:
: I love camping. I love raccoons too. Except for the one who keeps
: eating my herb garden.
I used to have one o' them herb gardens too, but one day teh cops took all
teh luverly herbs away and did mean things to me.
--
Steve Leyland
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and then takes a young heart heating under fourscore winters. - Ralph
Waldo Emerson
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he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about
and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then
moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying,
defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark
his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous
nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."
HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
======================================================================
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That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
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right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
regardless of frontiers.� Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
article 19.
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Re: best post of september
Author: neppie
Date: Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:26
Date: Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:26
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In other news... Steve Leyland stated the obvious: >>>> I saw your journal and the raccoon thingy. 'Twas amusing. ^_^ >>>> >>> >>> camping is fun. ask pixel >> >> I love camping. I love raccoons too. Except for the one who keeps >> eating my herb garden. > > I used to have one o' them herb gardens too, but one day teh cops > took all teh luverly herbs away and did mean things to me. Awww. *pats Steve's Head* *pictures raccoons eating that type of herb garden*
Re: best post of september
Author: Steve Leyland
Date: Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:37
Date: Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:37
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Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called neppie
stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
: In other news...
: Steve Leyland stated the obvious:
:
: : : : : I saw your journal and the raccoon thingy. 'Twas amusing.
: : : : : ^_^
: : : : :
: : : :
: : : : camping is fun. ask pixel
: : :
: : : I love camping. I love raccoons too. Except for the one who
: : : keeps eating my herb garden.
: :
: : I used to have one o' them herb gardens too, but one day teh cops
: : took all teh luverly herbs away and did mean things to me.
:
: Awww.
: *pats Steve's Head*
: *pictures raccoons eating that type of herb garden*
/has never seen a raccoon. but if one ate my stash it'd better be a fast
running creature.
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
irc.exilenet.org/#flonk
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======================================================================
"Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty
he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about
and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then
moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying,
defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark
his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous
nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."
HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
======================================================================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
======================================================================
Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
regardless of frontiers. Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
article 19.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
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Re: best post of september
Author: ervaqre
Date: Tue, 16 Sep 2008 16:29
Date: Tue, 16 Sep 2008 16:29
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blondestranger is a fearsome pirate: >>my post easily beats yours. but raccoons are kj00t. > > being first doesn't make it best. I received lots of fanmail from lurkers saying that they experienced instant and everlasting orgasms while reading my post. -- ervaqre, a frightening and sane man go here: www.aglami.net
Re: best post of september
Author: DG
Date: Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:00
Date: Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:00
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ervaqre schreef: >>> my post easily beats yours. but raccoons are kj00t. >> being first doesn't make it best. > > I received lots of fanmail from lurkers saying that they experienced > instant and everlasting orgasms while reading my post. > They were very well veiled death threats. -- Danny.
Re: best post of september
Author: ervaqre
Date: Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:22
Date: Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:22
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DG is a fearsome pirate: >> I received lots of fanmail from lurkers saying that they experienced >> instant and everlasting orgasms while reading my post. >> > They were very well veiled death threats. No, I would've known. It's the death threats that cause me to have instant and everlasting orgasms. -- ervaqre, author of the rrrrr go here: www.aglami.net
Re: best post of september
Author: DG
Date: Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:39
Date: Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:39
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ervaqre schreef: >>> I received lots of fanmail from lurkers saying that they experienced >>> instant and everlasting orgasms while reading my post. >>> >> They were very well veiled death threats. > > No, I would've known. It's the death threats that cause me to have > instant and everlasting orgasms. > So Achmed the Dead Terrorist is basically pron to you??? -- Danny.
Re: best post of september
Author: neppie
Date: Wed, 17 Sep 2008 11:10
Date: Wed, 17 Sep 2008 11:10
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In other news... Steve Leyland stated the obvious: >>>> I love camping. I love raccoons too. Except for the one who >>>> keeps eating my herb garden. >>> >>> I used to have one o' them herb gardens too, but one day teh cops >>> took all teh luverly herbs away and did mean things to me. >> >> Awww. >> *pats Steve's Head* >> *pictures raccoons eating that type of herb garden* > > /has never seen a raccoon. but if one ate my stash it'd better be a > fast running creature. Do you live in the Antarctic? I have no idea where raccoons live, besides N America. ^_~
Re: best post of september
Author: Steve Leyland
Date: Thu, 18 Sep 2008 04:42
Date: Thu, 18 Sep 2008 04:42
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Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called neppie
stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
: In other news...
: Steve Leyland stated the obvious:
: : : : : I love camping. I love raccoons too. Except for the one who
: : : : : keeps eating my herb garden.
: : : :
: : : : I used to have one o' them herb gardens too, but one day teh
: : : : cops took all teh luverly herbs away and did mean things to me.
: : :
: : : Awww.
: : : *pats Steve's Head*
: : : *pictures raccoons eating that type of herb garden*
: :
: : /has never seen a raccoon. but if one ate my stash it'd better be a
: : fast running creature.
:
: Do you live in the Antarctic?
not at the moment, but if housing is cheap there I might consider it.
: I have no idea where raccoons live, besides N America. ^_~
in raccoon nests, shirley?
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
irc.exilenet.org/#flonk
Merseyland Alternative Radio:
http://mar.exilenet.org:9042/listen.pls
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The sufferers parade their miseries, tear lint from their bruises,
reveal their indictable crimes, that you may pity them. They like
sickness, because physical pain will extort some show of interest from
bystanders, as we have seen children, who, finding themselves of no
account when grown people come in, will cough till they choke, to draw
attention. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
======================================================================
"Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty
he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about
and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then
moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying,
defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark
his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous
nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."
HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
======================================================================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
======================================================================
Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
regardless of frontiers. Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
article 19.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~
Re: best post of september
Author: neppie
Date: Thu, 18 Sep 2008 11:48
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In other news... Steve Leyland stated the obvious: >>>>> I used to have one o' them herb gardens too, but one day teh >>>>> cops took all teh luverly herbs away and did mean things to me. >>>> >>>> Awww. >>>> *pats Steve's Head* >>>> *pictures raccoons eating that type of herb garden* >>> >>> /has never seen a raccoon. but if one ate my stash it'd better be a >>> fast running creature. >> >> Do you live in the Antarctic? > > not at the moment, but if housing is cheap there I might consider it. Housing isn't cheap anywhere anymore, that I know of. > >> I have no idea where raccoons live, besides N America. ^_~ > > in raccoon nests, shirley? http://pelotes.jea.com/AnimalFact/Mammal/raccoon.htm "And don't call me Shirley."
Re: best post of september
Author: ervaqre
Date: Thu, 18 Sep 2008 14:24
Date: Thu, 18 Sep 2008 14:24
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neppie is a fearsome pirate: >> in raccoon nests, shirley? > > http://pelotes.jea.com/AnimalFact/Mammal/raccoon.htm > "And don't call me Shirley." That's not a raccoon! It's a fake. Real raccoons have red hair, a big nose and enormous yellow feet. -- ervaqre, mighty omnipotent aglami dictator go here: www.aglami.net
Re: best post of september
Author: ervaqre
Date: Thu, 18 Sep 2008 14:25
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DG is a fearsome pirate: >> No, I would've known. It's the death threats that cause me to have >> instant and everlasting orgasms. >> > So Achmed the Dead Terrorist is basically pron to you??? No, he never threatens me personally. -- ervaqre, the grim pirate reaper go here: www.aglami.net
Re: best post of september
Author: DG
Date: Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:32
Date: Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:32
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ervaqre schreef: >>> No, I would've known. It's the death threats that cause me to have >>> instant and everlasting orgasms. >>> >> So Achmed the Dead Terrorist is basically pron to you??? > > No, he never threatens me personally. > Oh, I didn't figure him to be the passive aggressive type. -- Danny.
Re: best post of september
Author: neppie
Date: Sat, 20 Sep 2008 16:07
Date: Sat, 20 Sep 2008 16:07
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In other news... ervaqre stated the obvious: > neppie is a fearsome pirate: > >>> in raccoon nests, shirley? >> >> http://pelotes.jea.com/AnimalFact/Mammal/raccoon.htm >> "And don't call me Shirley." > > That's not a raccoon! It's a fake. Real raccoons have red hair, a big > nose and enormous yellow feet. What are you smoking?
Re: best post of september
Author: blondestranger
Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 00:54
Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 00:54
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this is where i'd say something clever about ervaqre, if i could be
bothered:
>blondestranger is a fearsome pirate:
>
>>>my post easily beats yours. but raccoons are kj00t.
>>
>> being first doesn't make it best.
>
>I received lots of fanmail from lurkers saying that they experienced
>instant and everlasting orgasms while reading my post.
however will you follow it up in october?
--
¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,Blondestranger,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤
¤º°`°º¤¤º°`°º¤¤º°`°º¤
www.deblon.com
fear the towel!!
Re: best post of september
Author: In Disguise
Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 01:32
Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 01:32
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In other news... blondestranger stated the obvious: > so there. raccoons raccoons racoons Raccoons got in my trash last night!! The little buggers. Chicken bones everywhere!!!
Re: best post of september
Author: DG
Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 05:42
Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 05:42
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In Disguise schreef: >> so there. raccoons raccoons racoons > > Raccoons got in my trash last night!! The little buggers. Chicken bones > everywhere!!! > > /me pictures raccoons doing the wish bone thing thanks to their human-like hands -- Danny.
Re: best post of september
Author: ervaqre
Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 09:02
Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 09:02
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blondestranger is a fearsome pirate... >>I received lots of fanmail from lurkers saying that they experienced >>instant and everlasting orgasms while reading my post. > > however will you follow it up in october? no me gusta october. you can have it, you gun-nut -- ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
Re: best post of september
Author: ervaqre
Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 09:03
Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 09:03
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neppie is a fearsome pirate... >> That's not a raccoon! It's a fake. Real raccoons have red hair, a big >> nose and enormous yellow feet. > > What are you smoking? Raccoon wool!!!! Best thing this century! -- ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
Re: best post of september
Author: In Disguise
Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 14:19
Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 14:19
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In other news... DG stated the obvious: > In Disguise schreef: >>> so there. raccoons raccoons racoons >> >> Raccoons got in my trash last night!! The little buggers. Chicken >> bones everywhere!!! >> >> > /me pictures raccoons doing the wish bone thing thanks to their > human-like hands They're gonna wish for SOMETHING by the time I get hold of them. They ate my herb garden too! I actually caught one - accidentally. I was trying to catch a ferile cat who kept having kittens everywhere. I caught the kittens and adopted them out, and I caught a raccoon, but not the cat. Well, the raccoon was communicating with me in raccoon speak, and looked up at me with these little beady black raccoon eyes, and I had to let him go. So now he's committing acts of destruction and devastation. That's the thanks I get.
Re: best post of september
Author: In Disguise
Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 16:30
Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 16:30
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In other news... In Disguise stated the obvious: > In other news... > DG stated the obvious: >> In Disguise schreef: >>>> so there. raccoons raccoons racoons >>> >>> Raccoons got in my trash last night!! The little buggers. Chicken >>> bones everywhere!!! >>> >>> >> /me pictures raccoons doing the wish bone thing thanks to their >> human-like hands > > They're gonna wish for SOMETHING by the time I get hold of them. They ate > my herb garden too! > I actually caught one - accidentally. I was trying to catch a ferile > cat who kept having kittens everywhere. I caught the kittens and > adopted them out, and I caught a raccoon, but not the cat. Well, the > raccoon was communicating with me in raccoon speak, and looked up at > me with these little beady black raccoon eyes, and I had to let him > go. So now he's committing acts of destruction and devastation. That's > the thanks I get. That's supposed to say "feral" cat...I was thinking "feline" and my wires got crossed. I hate when that happens.
Re: best post of september
Author: DG
Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:09
Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:09
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ervaqre schreef: >>> I received lots of fanmail from lurkers saying that they experienced >>> instant and everlasting orgasms while reading my post. >> however will you follow it up in october? > > no me gusta october. you can have it, you gun-nut > What? No October-fest for Über-Reinder? -- Danny.
Re: best post of september
Author: DG
Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:24
Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:24
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In Disguise schreef: >>>> so there. raccoons raccoons racoons >>> Raccoons got in my trash last night!! The little buggers. Chicken >>> bones everywhere!!! >>> >>> >> /me pictures raccoons doing the wish bone thing thanks to their >> human-like hands > > They're gonna wish for SOMETHING by the time I get hold of them. They ate > my herb garden too! > I actually caught one - accidentally. I was trying to catch a ferile cat > who kept having kittens everywhere. I caught the kittens and adopted them > out, and I caught a raccoon, but not the cat. Well, the raccoon was > communicating with me in raccoon speak, and looked up at me with these > little beady black raccoon eyes, and I had to let him go. A euphemism for firing him. And that's a euphemism for throwing him on the BBQ? > So now he's > committing acts of destruction and devastation. That's the thanks I get. What would you do after escaping from death by BBQ? -- Danny.
Re: best post of september
Author: DG
Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:35
Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:35
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In Disguise schreef: >>>>> so there. raccoons raccoons racoons >>>> Raccoons got in my trash last night!! The little buggers. Chicken >>>> bones everywhere!!! >>>> >>>> >>> /me pictures raccoons doing the wish bone thing thanks to their >>> human-like hands >> They're gonna wish for SOMETHING by the time I get hold of them. They ate >> my herb garden too! >> I actually caught one - accidentally. I was trying to catch a ferile >> cat who kept having kittens everywhere. I caught the kittens and >> adopted them out, and I caught a raccoon, but not the cat. Well, the >> raccoon was communicating with me in raccoon speak, and looked up at >> me with these little beady black raccoon eyes, and I had to let him >> go. So now he's committing acts of destruction and devastation. That's >> the thanks I get. > > That's supposed to say "feral" cat...I was thinking "feline" and my wires > got crossed. I hate when that happens. > > You get crossed, so to speak... -- Danny.
Re: best post of september
Author: ervaqre
Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 23:28
Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 23:28
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DG is a fearsome pirate... >> no me gusta october. you can have it, you gun-nut >> > What? No October-fest for Über-Reinder? I haven't slept in years, so that's what I'll be using October for. -- ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer go here: www.aglami.net
Re: best post of september
Author: DG
Date: Tue, 23 Sep 2008 05:41
Date: Tue, 23 Sep 2008 05:41
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ervaqre schreef: >>> no me gusta october. you can have it, you gun-nut >>> >> What? No October-fest for Über-Reinder? > > I haven't slept in years, so that's what I'll be using October for. > No rampant serial killing in October? Wohoo! -- Danny.
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