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Started by DG
Sat, 24 May 2008 20:13
Go Latvia!
Author: DG
Date: Sat, 24 May 2008 20:13
Date: Sat, 24 May 2008 20:13
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Latvia sent in a pirate song for the Eurovision song contest. It didn't feature the line "A pirate I was meant to be" though. So it won't win. -- Danny.
Re: Go Latvia!
Author: ervaqre
Date: Sat, 31 May 2008 00:07
Date: Sat, 31 May 2008 00:07
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DG is a real pirate: > Latvia sent in a pirate song for the Eurovision song contest. It didn't > feature the line "A pirate I was meant to be" though. So it won't win. Who is Latvia? And what is the Eurovision song contest?! -- ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer Therapist: "I see. Esben, when did you stop enjoying life?" Esben: "Right after I realised that the only reason that I was born, was so that I could become just another cogwheel in the machine of society... a nameless shadow among the masses. And the fact that magic, dragons, spirits, unicorns, elves, psionics, fairies and gryphons didn't exist just kinda added to the depression. Then I realised that I'd never mutate into a cat/human hybrid or sprout wings, so I became more depressed. Then I met Reinder... That's when things REALLY started going downhill..."
Re: Go Latvia!
Author: DG
Date: Sat, 31 May 2008 17:18
Date: Sat, 31 May 2008 17:18
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ervaqre schreef: >> Latvia sent in a pirate song for the Eurovision song contest. It didn't >> feature the line "A pirate I was meant to be" though. So it won't win. > > Who is Latvia? And what is the Eurovision song contest?! > Eurovision song contest is basically insult sword fighting with songs (the insult is often to good taste). Latvia means Poles that moved north. -- Danny.
Re: Go Latvia!
Author: ervaqre
Date: Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:21
Date: Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:21
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DG is a real pirate: >> Who is Latvia? And what is the Eurovision song contest?! >> > Eurovision song contest is basically insult sword fighting with songs > (the insult is often to good taste). Latvia means Poles that moved > north. Poles that moved north? So they're in Denmark again!? Those bastards! -- ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer Therapist: "I see. Esben, when did you stop enjoying life?" Esben: "Right after I realised that the only reason that I was born, was so that I could become just another cogwheel in the machine of society... a nameless shadow among the masses. And the fact that magic, dragons, spirits, unicorns, elves, psionics, fairies and gryphons didn't exist just kinda added to the depression. Then I realised that I'd never mutate into a cat/human hybrid or sprout wings, so I became more depressed. Then I met Reinder... That's when things REALLY started going downhill..."
Re: Go Latvia!
Author: DG
Date: Tue, 03 Jun 2008 19:08
Date: Tue, 03 Jun 2008 19:08
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ervaqre schreef: >> Eurovision song contest is basically insult sword fighting with songs >> (the insult is often to good taste). Latvia means Poles that moved >> north. > > Poles that moved north? So they're in Denmark again!? Those bastards! > North east, not north west. -- Danny.
Re: Go Latvia!
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Tue, 03 Jun 2008 20:37
Date: Tue, 03 Jun 2008 20:37
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DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>>> Latvia sent in a pirate song for the Eurovision song contest. It didn't
>>> feature the line "A pirate I was meant to be" though. So it won't win.
>>
>> Who is Latvia? And what is the Eurovision song contest?!
>>
> Eurovision song contest is basically insult sword fighting with songs
> (the insult is often to good taste). Latvia means Poles that moved
> north.
So they are north poles now?
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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
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Re: Go Latvia!
Author: DG
Date: Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:45
Date: Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:45
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: >>>> Latvia sent in a pirate song for the Eurovision song contest. It didn't >>>> feature the line "A pirate I was meant to be" though. So it won't win. >>> Who is Latvia? And what is the Eurovision song contest?! >>> >> Eurovision song contest is basically insult sword fighting with songs >> (the insult is often to good taste). Latvia means Poles that moved >> north. > > So they are north poles now? > They'd still have to be in Poland to be North Poles. They've progressed to being post-poles. -- Danny.
Re: Go Latvia!
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:27
Date: Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:27
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DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>>>>> Latvia sent in a pirate song for the Eurovision song contest. It didn't
>>>>> feature the line "A pirate I was meant to be" though. So it won't win.
>>>> Who is Latvia? And what is the Eurovision song contest?!
>>>>
>>> Eurovision song contest is basically insult sword fighting with songs
>>> (the insult is often to good taste). Latvia means Poles that moved
>>> north.
>>
>> So they are north poles now?
>>
> They'd still have to be in Poland to be North Poles. They've
> progressed to being post-poles.
And they didn't even have any flagpoles...
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Is it safe?
Yes, it is perfectly safe - it is us, that are in trouble!
- Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams
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Re: Go Latvia!
Author: DG
Date: Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:36
Date: Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:36
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: >>>> Eurovision song contest is basically insult sword fighting with songs >>>> (the insult is often to good taste). Latvia means Poles that moved >>>> north. >>> So they are north poles now? >>> >> They'd still have to be in Poland to be North Poles. They've >> progressed to being post-poles. > > And they didn't even have any flagpoles... > Who took the flagpoles??? -- Danny.
Re: Go Latvia!
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Wed, 04 Jun 2008 22:58
Date: Wed, 04 Jun 2008 22:58
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DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>>>>> Eurovision song contest is basically insult sword fighting with songs
>>>>> (the insult is often to good taste). Latvia means Poles that moved
>>>>> north.
>>>> So they are north poles now?
>>>>
>>> They'd still have to be in Poland to be North Poles. They've
>>> progressed to being post-poles.
>>
>> And they didn't even have any flagpoles...
>>
> Who took the flagpoles???
Probably someonw who wanted to tape people to them.
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I have only proved it correct, not tried it.
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Re: Go Latvia!
Author: DG
Date: Thu, 05 Jun 2008 05:10
Date: Thu, 05 Jun 2008 05:10
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: >>>> They'd still have to be in Poland to be North Poles. They've >>>> progressed to being post-poles. >>> And they didn't even have any flagpoles... >>> >> Who took the flagpoles??? > > Probably someonw who wanted to tape people to them. > With gaffer tape, made from real gaffs. -- Danny.
Re: Go Latvia!
Author: ervaqre
Date: Fri, 06 Jun 2008 12:08
Date: Fri, 06 Jun 2008 12:08
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DG is a real pirate: > ervaqre schreef: >>> Eurovision song contest is basically insult sword fighting with songs >>> (the insult is often to good taste). Latvia means Poles that moved >>> north. >> >> Poles that moved north? So they're in Denmark again!? Those bastards! >> > North east, not north west. So that's where they're hanging out these days? Well, at least that means we're rid of them now. The last Pole that dared to venture out into Aglami was utterly annihilated!! ARR!! -- ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer Therapist: "I see. Esben, when did you stop enjoying life?" Esben: "Right after I realised that the only reason that I was born, was so that I could become just another cogwheel in the machine of society... a nameless shadow among the masses. And the fact that magic, dragons, spirits, unicorns, elves, psionics, fairies and gryphons didn't exist just kinda added to the depression. Then I realised that I'd never mutate into a cat/human hybrid or sprout wings, so I became more depressed. Then I met Reinder... That's when things REALLY started going downhill..."
Re: Go Latvia!
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Tue, 10 Jun 2008 19:06
Date: Tue, 10 Jun 2008 19:06
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ervaqre <me@privacy.net> hit the keyboard. Afterwards the following was on the screen: >>>> Eurovision song contest is basically insult sword fighting with songs >>>> (the insult is often to good taste). Latvia means Poles that moved >>>> north. >>> >>> Poles that moved north? So they're in Denmark again!? Those bastards! >>> >> North east, not north west. > > So that's where they're hanging out these days? Well, at least that means we're rid of them now. The last > Pole that dared to venture out into Aglami was utterly annihilated!! ARR!! Have we eliminated the north pole or the south pole too? -- -- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ------------------------------------- If you try to prove Murphy's law - will you fail? ----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
Re: Go Latvia!
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Tue, 10 Jun 2008 19:07
Date: Tue, 10 Jun 2008 19:07
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DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard. Afterwards the following was on the screen: >>>>> They'd still have to be in Poland to be North Poles. They've >>>>> progressed to being post-poles. >>>> And they didn't even have any flagpoles... >>>> >>> Who took the flagpoles??? >> >> Probably someonw who wanted to tape people to them. >> > With gaffer tape, made from real gaffs. Of course. Who'd want gaffer tape made from synthetic gaffs? -- -- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ------------------------------------- Don't you hate yourself in the morning? - Sleep till noon! ----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
Re: Go Latvia!
Author: DG
Date: Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:05
Date: Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:05
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: >>>> Poles that moved north? So they're in Denmark again!? Those bastards! >>>> >>> North east, not north west. >> So that's where they're hanging out these days? Well, at least that means we're rid of them now. The last >> Pole that dared to venture out into Aglami was utterly annihilated!! ARR!! > > Have we eliminated the north pole or the south pole too? > They canceled each other out after we reversed the polarity. -- Danny.
Re: Go Latvia!
Author: DG
Date: Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:06
Date: Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:06
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: >>>> Who took the flagpoles??? >>> Probably someonw who wanted to tape people to them. >>> >> With gaffer tape, made from real gaffs. > > Of course. Who'd want gaffer tape made from synthetic gaffs? > Larry Gaffer would. He wears a synthetic suit too. -- Danny.
Re: Go Latvia!
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:59
Date: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:59
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DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard. Afterwards the following was on the screen: >>>>> Poles that moved north? So they're in Denmark again!? Those bastards! >>>>> >>>> North east, not north west. >>> So that's where they're hanging out these days? Well, at least that >>> means we're rid of them now. The last Pole that dared to venture >>> out into Aglami was utterly annihilated!! ARR!! >> >> Have we eliminated the north pole or the south pole too? >> > They canceled each other out after we reversed the polarity. No poles then. I'll tell the poles in the apartments below. -- -- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ------------------------------------- Tell them we are not Gods but SysAdmins, which is the next best thing. ----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
Re: Go Latvia!
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 08:00
Date: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 08:00
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DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard. Afterwards the following was on the screen: >>>>> Who took the flagpoles??? >>>> Probably someonw who wanted to tape people to them. >>>> >>> With gaffer tape, made from real gaffs. >> >> Of course. Who'd want gaffer tape made from synthetic gaffs? >> > Larry Gaffer would. He wears a synthetic suit too. What wouldn't he do with gaffer tape? -- -- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ------------------------------------- He who laughs last, thinks slowest. ----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
Re: Go Latvia!
Author: DG
Date: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 20:13
Date: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 20:13
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: >>>>> North east, not north west. >>>> So that's where they're hanging out these days? Well, at least that >>>> means we're rid of them now. The last Pole that dared to venture >>>> out into Aglami was utterly annihilated!! ARR!! >>> Have we eliminated the north pole or the south pole too? >>> >> They canceled each other out after we reversed the polarity. > > No poles then. I'll tell the poles in the apartments below. > They're the reason all metal falls to your floor. -- Danny.
Re: Go Latvia!
Author: DG
Date: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 20:20
Date: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 20:20
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: >>>>>> Who took the flagpoles??? >>>>> Probably someonw who wanted to tape people to them. >>>>> >>>> With gaffer tape, made from real gaffs. >>> Of course. Who'd want gaffer tape made from synthetic gaffs? >>> >> Larry Gaffer would. He wears a synthetic suit too. > > What wouldn't he do with gaffer tape? > What gaffer tape would a gaffer gaffer tape if a gaffer could gaffer tape gaffer tape? -- Danny.
Re: Go Latvia!
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Sat, 21 Jun 2008 11:19
Date: Sat, 21 Jun 2008 11:19
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DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard. Afterwards the following was on the screen: >>>>>>> Who took the flagpoles??? >>>>>> Probably someonw who wanted to tape people to them. >>>>>> >>>>> With gaffer tape, made from real gaffs. >>>> Of course. Who'd want gaffer tape made from synthetic gaffs? >>>> >>> Larry Gaffer would. He wears a synthetic suit too. >> >> What wouldn't he do with gaffer tape? >> > What gaffer tape would a gaffer gaffer tape if a gaffer could gaffer > tape gaffer tape? Ask a gaffer. They are often listed in movie credits. -- -- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ------------------------------------- If you try to prove Murphy's law - will you fail? ----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
Re: Go Latvia!
Author: DG
Date: Sun, 22 Jun 2008 00:06
Date: Sun, 22 Jun 2008 00:06
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: >>>>>> With gaffer tape, made from real gaffs. >>>>> Of course. Who'd want gaffer tape made from synthetic gaffs? >>>>> >>>> Larry Gaffer would. He wears a synthetic suit too. >>> What wouldn't he do with gaffer tape? >>> >> What gaffer tape would a gaffer gaffer tape if a gaffer could gaffer >> tape gaffer tape? > > Ask a gaffer. They are often listed in movie credits. > They would hardly give an objective account of their achievements. -- Danny.
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