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ervaqre schreef:
> i'm slowly losing sanity what should i do?
> 
Push the pedal to the metal.

-- 
Danny.

A day without ervaqre is like a day without sunshine...

> i'm slowly losing sanity what should i do?
> 
Press any key to continue.

-- 
Daffy
Now it's your turn.

aglami.net? What is that?

this is where i'd say something clever about ervaqre, if i could be
bothered:

>
>i'm slowly losing sanity what should i do?

ducttape teh hole where it's leaking
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blondestranger schreef:
>> i'm slowly losing sanity what should i do?
> 
> ducttape teh hole where it's leaking

Or tape a duck where it's leaking.

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre skrev:
> i'm slowly losing sanity what should i do?

go on tv and endorse your amazing sanity-loss program

ervaqre is a real pirate:
| i'm slowly losing sanity what should i do?

okay, so I pushed the pedal to the metal, pressed any key to continue, 
ducttaped teh whole where it's leaking, taped a duck where it's leaking, 
and went on tv to endorse my amazing sanity-loss program. all of this 
will be included in Monkey Island 5

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre <me@privacy.net> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> i'm slowly losing sanity what should i do?

Nothing.

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No, no, stop! Now I got coffee in my keyboard!
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DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>> i'm slowly losing sanity what should i do?
>>
>> ducttape teh hole where it's leaking
>
> Or tape a duck where it's leaking.

Would that be a rubber duck or a regular duck?

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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.
                                                            -- Dr. Who
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>> ducttape teh hole where it's leaking
>> Or tape a duck where it's leaking.
> 
> Would that be a rubber duck or a regular duck?
> 
A regular one. But you can vulcanize it if you want.

-- 
Danny.

DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>> ducttape teh hole where it's leaking
>>> Or tape a duck where it's leaking.
>>
>> Would that be a rubber duck or a regular duck?
>>
> A regular one. But you can vulcanize it if you want.

That's cruel!

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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
Finally someone more paranoid than me...
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>> Or tape a duck where it's leaking.
>>> Would that be a rubber duck or a regular duck?
>>>
>> A regular one. But you can vulcanize it if you want.
> 
> That's cruel!
> 
Note how he stated it's cruel. Not "I'm not going to do that because 
that's cruel".

-- 
Danny.

DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>> Or tape a duck where it's leaking.
>>>> Would that be a rubber duck or a regular duck?
>>>>
>>> A regular one. But you can vulcanize it if you want.
>>
>> That's cruel!
>>
> Note how he stated it's cruel. Not "I'm not going to do that because
> that's cruel".

Indeed. The problem is, mostly, that I have got a rubber duck but no
regular ducks.

I have no irregular ducks either.

Where did the pining ducks go?

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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
There is no insanity, just different perceptions of reality.
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>> A regular one. But you can vulcanize it if you want.
>>> That's cruel!
>>>
>> Note how he stated it's cruel. Not "I'm not going to do that because
>> that's cruel".
> 
> Indeed. The problem is, mostly, that I have got a rubber duck but no
> regular ducks.
> 
> I have no irregular ducks either.
> 
> Where did the pining ducks go?
> 
I used them as kindle for that duck. So go get one.

-- 
Danny.

DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>> A regular one. But you can vulcanize it if you want.
>>>> That's cruel!
>>>>
>>> Note how he stated it's cruel. Not "I'm not going to do that because
>>> that's cruel".
>>
>> Indeed. The problem is, mostly, that I have got a rubber duck but no
>> regular ducks.
>>
>> I have no irregular ducks either.
>>
>> Where did the pining ducks go?
>>
> I used them as kindle for that duck. So go get one.

Oh. I thought they were banned along with pine.

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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
I am free of prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>> Indeed. The problem is, mostly, that I have got a rubber duck but no
>>> regular ducks.
>>>
>>> I have no irregular ducks either.
>>>
>>> Where did the pining ducks go?
>>>
>> I used them as kindle for that duck. So go get one.
> 
> Oh. I thought they were banned along with pine.
> 
Pine isn't banned. Pine is.

-- 
Danny.

DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>> Indeed. The problem is, mostly, that I have got a rubber duck but no
>>>> regular ducks.
>>>>
>>>> I have no irregular ducks either.
>>>>
>>>> Where did the pining ducks go?
>>>>
>>> I used them as kindle for that duck. So go get one.
>>
>> Oh. I thought they were banned along with pine.
>>
> Pine isn't banned. Pine is.

That's where I went wrong. By the pine tree over there.

*points*

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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
It needs to be fast, fairly easy to implement, but above all easy to
use. It doesn't need to be able to do absolutely everything, though
that would be nice :-)
                                                     -- Julian Field
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>> I used them as kindle for that duck. So go get one.
>>> Oh. I thought they were banned along with pine.
>>>
>> Pine isn't banned. Pine is.
> 
> That's where I went wrong. By the pine tree over there.
> 
> *points*
> 
And why do you think it's over there and not here in Aglami? BECAUSE WE 
BANNED IT!!!

It's just pining over there, longing for its return.

-- 
Danny.

DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>> I used them as kindle for that duck. So go get one.
>>>> Oh. I thought they were banned along with pine.
>>>>
>>> Pine isn't banned. Pine is.
>>
>> That's where I went wrong. By the pine tree over there.
>>
>> *points*
>>
> And why do you think it's over there and not here in Aglami? BECAUSE
> WE BANNED IT!!!

I said I went wrong!

> It's just pining over there, longing for its return.

But pine is a permanent ban?

Of course we could just avoid telling that to the pine, even though it
would be cruel...

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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
Beavers are _almost_ as good as weasels.
                       -- Linus Torvalds
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>> Pine isn't banned. Pine is.
>>> That's where I went wrong. By the pine tree over there.
>>>
>>> *points*
>>>
>> And why do you think it's over there and not here in Aglami? BECAUSE
>> WE BANNED IT!!!
> 
> I said I went wrong!

Where?

>> It's just pining over there, longing for its return.
> 
> But pine is a permanent ban?
> 
> Of course we could just avoid telling that to the pine, even though it
> would be cruel...
> 
Not as cruel as making a chest out of it.

-- 
Danny.

DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>> Pine isn't banned. Pine is.
>>>> That's where I went wrong. By the pine tree over there.
>>>>
>>>> *points*
>>>>
>>> And why do you think it's over there and not here in Aglami? BECAUSE
>>> WE BANNED IT!!!
>>
>> I said I went wrong!
>
> Where?

I just pointed!

>>> It's just pining over there, longing for its return.
>>
>> But pine is a permanent ban?
>>
>> Of course we could just avoid telling that to the pine, even though it
>> would be cruel...
>>
> Not as cruel as making a chest out of it.

Whose chest would you make?

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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
Life *is* pain, Highness. Anyone who says different is selling
something.
                                         -- The Princess Bride
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>> That's where I went wrong. By the pine tree over there.
>>>>>
>>>>> *points*
>>>>>
>>>> And why do you think it's over there and not here in Aglami? BECAUSE
>>>> WE BANNED IT!!!
>>> I said I went wrong!
>> Where?
> 
> I just pointed!

Just pointing won't do.

>>>> It's just pining over there, longing for its return.
>>> But pine is a permanent ban?
>>>
>>> Of course we could just avoid telling that to the pine, even though it
>>> would be cruel...
>>>
>> Not as cruel as making a chest out of it.
> 
> Whose chest would you make?
> 
Well, I could replace the word chest with trunk. But that'd be even worse.

-- 
Danny.

DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>>> That's where I went wrong. By the pine tree over there.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *points*
>>>>>>
>>>>> And why do you think it's over there and not here in Aglami? BECAUSE
>>>>> WE BANNED IT!!!
>>>> I said I went wrong!
>>> Where?
>>
>> I just pointed!
>
> Just pointing won't do.

Also, it's impolite. But then again, I might just *be* impolite.

>>>>> It's just pining over there, longing for its return.
>>>> But pine is a permanent ban?
>>>>
>>>> Of course we could just avoid telling that to the pine, even though it
>>>> would be cruel...
>>>>
>>> Not as cruel as making a chest out of it.
>>
>> Whose chest would you make?
>>
> Well, I could replace the word chest with trunk. But that'd be even worse.

Like an elephant's trunk?

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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
I haven't lost my mind;
I have backed it up on tape somewhere........
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DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>>>> And why do you think it's over there and not here in Aglami? BECAUSE
>>>>>>> WE BANNED IT!!!
>>>>>> I said I went wrong!
>>>>> Where?
>>>> I just pointed!
>>> Just pointing won't do.
>>
>> Also, it's impolite. But then again, I might just *be* impolite.
>
> Don't forget abrasive, rough around the edges and smelly.

Of course. It's an image I have to keep.

>>>>> Not as cruel as making a chest out of it.
>>>> Whose chest would you make?
>>>>
>>> Well, I could replace the word chest with trunk. But that'd be even worse.
>>
>> Like an elephant's trunk?
>>
> I said that'd be worse.

It was:

http://email.allthejokes.com/is_the_squirt_from_an_elephants_trunk__7033.html

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Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?
Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !
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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
ATA100 is another testimony to the fact that pigs can be
made to fly given sufficient thrust (to borrow an RFC)
                                               -Alan Cox
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Earlier ervaqre muttered:

>i'm slowly losing sanity what should i do?

Add salt.


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 pixel at aglami dot net
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 www.aglami.net
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 "This is the captain. We have a little problem
   with our entry sequence, so we may experience
   some slight... turbulence and then explode."
-

Earlier ervaqre muttered:

>| i'm slowly losing sanity what should i do?
>
>okay, so I pushed the pedal to the metal, pressed any key to continue, 
>ducttaped teh whole where it's leaking, taped a duck where it's leaking, 
>and went on tv to endorse my amazing sanity-loss program. all of this 
>will be included in Monkey Island 5

When will that be finished? After the RRRRR?


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 pixel - knight of aglami
 www.warande.net/~pixel
 pixel at aglami dot net
 msn: johannesvanderwerf at hotmail dot com
 icq: 58550811
 www.aglami.net
-
 "This is the captain. We have a little problem
   with our entry sequence, so we may experience
   some slight... turbulence and then explode."
-

Pixel  \"#~ is a real pirate:
>>i'm slowly losing sanity what should i do?
> 
> Add salt.

okay, I bought 1 kg of salt the other day

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

Pixel  \"#~ is a real pirate:
>>okay, so I pushed the pedal to the metal, pressed any key to continue,
>>ducttaped teh whole where it's leaking, taped a duck where it's leaking,
>>and went on tv to endorse my amazing sanity-loss program. all of this
>>will be included in Monkey Island 5
> 
> When will that be finished? After the RRRRR?

well, I have a deal with george that the RRRRR will be part of MI5

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ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

Earlier ervaqre muttered:

>>>i'm slowly losing sanity what should i do?
>> 
>> Add salt.
>
>okay, I bought 1 kg of salt the other day

A kg? What do you need a whole kg of salt for?!

Afraid your doorstep will freeze over?


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 "This is the captain. We have a little problem
   with our entry sequence, so we may experience
   some slight... turbulence and then explode."
-

Pixel "#~ schreef:
>>>> i'm slowly losing sanity what should i do?
>>> Add salt.
>> okay, I bought 1 kg of salt the other day
> 
> A kg? What do you need a whole kg of salt for?!
> 
> Afraid your doorstep will freeze over?
> 
> 
It'll last him the whole winter and then some at these temperatures.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a real pirate:
>> A kg? What do you need a whole kg of salt for?!
>> 
>> Afraid your doorstep will freeze over?
>> 
> It'll last him the whole winter and then some at these temperatures.

Well, it was in the aanbieding. I was seduced by capitalism.

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

Vigilante is a real pirate:
>>> When will that be finished? After the RRRRR?
>>
>> well, I have a deal with george that the RRRRR will be part of MI5
> 
> The game that may never come out, or the intelligence agency?

They'll be merged because nobody wants another tax raise.

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ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>>> A kg? What do you need a whole kg of salt for?!
>>>
>>> Afraid your doorstep will freeze over?
>>>
>> It'll last him the whole winter and then some at these temperatures.
> 
> Well, it was in the aanbieding. I was seduced by capitalism.
> 
Since when is salt on sale? It's one of those items I never buy, so I 
wouldn't really know. I don't ever come across "15% off on salt" in the 
100Kg of paper they shove down my letterbox.

-- 
Danny.

A day without ervaqre is like a day without sunshine...
>>> i'm slowly losing sanity what should i do?
>> Add salt.
> 
> okay, I bought 1 kg of salt the other day
> 
Did you have all your teeth ripped out?

-- 
Daffy

DG is a real pirate:
>> Well, it was in the aanbieding. I was seduced by capitalism.
>> 
> Since when is salt on sale? It's one of those items I never buy, so I
> wouldn't really know. I don't ever come across "15% off on salt" in the
> 100Kg of paper they shove down my letterbox.

You never buy salt? Then what do you throw on your floor to keep it a holy place, safe from demons of 
the underworld? And besides, salt is good for healing wounds.

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

Daffy is a real pirate:
>> okay, I bought 1 kg of salt the other day
>> 
> Did you have all your teeth ripped out?

Not all of them, only four actually. And it didn't hurt that much.

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>>> Well, it was in the aanbieding. I was seduced by capitalism.
>>>
>> Since when is salt on sale? It's one of those items I never buy, so I
>> wouldn't really know. I don't ever come across "15% off on salt" in the
>> 100Kg of paper they shove down my letterbox.
> 
> You never buy salt? Then what do you throw on your floor to keep it a holy place, safe from demons of 
> the underworld? And besides, salt is good for healing wounds.
> 
Pah demons. I don't get a kilo of salt worth of wounds.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a real pirate:
>> You never buy salt? Then what do you throw on your floor to keep it a
>> holy place, safe from demons of the underworld? And besides, salt is
>> good for healing wounds.
>> 
> Pah demons. I don't get a kilo of salt worth of wounds.

*brandishes rusty saber*

I can get you some!

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>> Pah demons. I don't get a kilo of salt worth of wounds.
> 
> *brandishes rusty saber*
> 
> I can get you some!
> 
I refuse your help. The government wants us civilians to be more self 
sufficient.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a real pirate:
>> I can get you some!
>> 
> I refuse your help. The government wants us civilians to be more self
> sufficient.

Well, you can still borrow my saber, if you'd like.

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>>> I can get you some!
>>>
>> I refuse your help. The government wants us civilians to be more self
>> sufficient.
> 
> Well, you can still borrow my saber, if you'd like.
> 
That's a saber light, I want the real thing.

-- 
Danny.