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just when you forgot me
Author: Steve Leyland
Date: Sun, 09 Sep 2007 10:49
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I resubscribed. yer welcome.
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice. - Albert Einstein
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"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the muppet
now and move on.
Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the
truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*"
bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
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"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
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"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
======================================================================
"Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right
includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive
and impart information and ideas
through any media and regardless of frontiers."
Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds,
not words, and make the land green again.
They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the
environment."
Native American prophecy
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Meow
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: Sean
Date: Sun, 09 Sep 2007 11:00
Date: Sun, 09 Sep 2007 11:00
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Steve Leyland skrev: > I resubscribed. yer welcome. I'm sorry, we have an occupancy limit of one.
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: ervaqre
Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:36
Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:36
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Sean is a real pirate: | > I resubscribed. yer welcome. | | I'm sorry, we have an occupancy limit of one. don't be racist, he can live in my urinal -- ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: DG
Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 13:17
Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 13:17
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ervaqre schreef: > | > I resubscribed. yer welcome. > | > | I'm sorry, we have an occupancy limit of one. > > don't be racist, he can live in my urinal > Reinder the enlightened! Next you'll let him eat cake. -- Danny.
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: Vigilante
Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 20:48
Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 20:48
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"DG" <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> wrote in message news:fc3g74$76k$5@registered.motzarella.org... > ervaqre schreef: >> | > I resubscribed. yer welcome. >> | | I'm sorry, we have an occupancy limit of one. >> >> don't be racist, he can live in my urinal >> > Reinder the enlightened! > Next you'll let him eat cake. A urinal cake?
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: Vigilante
Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 20:48
Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 20:48
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"Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in message news:fc0j3g$6i$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com... >I resubscribed. yer welcome. wait who the hell is this guy again
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: Sean
Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 21:12
Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 21:12
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Vigilante skrev: >> I resubscribed. yer welcome. > > wait who the hell is this guy again Read the RRRRRR, newbie.
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: DG
Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 21:20
Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 21:20
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Sean schreef: >>> I resubscribed. yer welcome. >> >> wait who the hell is this guy again > > Read the RRRRRR, newbie. Because that's sooooooooooooooooo factual? -- Danny.
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: Vigilante
Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 21:38
Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 21:38
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"Sean" <sgegg@hotpop.spamtrap.com> wrote in message news:fc4bvi$ml0$1@registered.motzarella.org... > Vigilante skrev: > >>> I resubscribed. yer welcome. >> >> wait who the hell is this guy again > > Read the RRRRRR, newbie. ahh go suck a stamppot, oldbie
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: Steve Leyland
Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 22:36
Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 22:36
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Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Vigilante
stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
: "DG" <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> wrote in message
: news:fc3g74$76k$5@registered.motzarella.org...
:: ervaqre schreef:
::::: I resubscribed. yer welcome.
::::: I'm sorry, we have an occupancy limit of one.
:::
::: don't be racist, he can live in my urinal
:::
:: Reinder the enlightened!
:: Next you'll let him eat cake.
:
: A urinal cake?
ooohh, watersports?
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
Society often forgives the criminal; it never forgives the dreamer. -
Oscar Wilde
======================================================================
"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
======================================================================
Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
regardless of frontiers. Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
article 19.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
Native American prophecy
|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''
Meow
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: ervaqre
Date: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:52
Date: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:52
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DG is a real pirate: | >> wait who the hell is this guy again | > | > Read the RRRRRR, newbie. | | Because that's sooooooooooooooooo factual? Its factuality and accuracy cannot be disputed. I just went into the basement to retrieve the entry for Steve Leyland, which is as follows: Steve Leyland -- ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: ervaqre
Date: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:53
Date: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:53
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Vigilante is a real pirate: | >> wait who the hell is this guy again | > | > Read the RRRRRR, newbie. | | ahh go suck a stamppot, oldbie He would have a hard time *sucking* that stamppot. -- ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: DG
Date: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:58
Date: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:58
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ervaqre schreef: > | Because that's sooooooooooooooooo factual? > > Its factuality and accuracy cannot be disputed. I just went into the > basement to retrieve the entry for Steve Leyland, which is as follows: > > Steve Leyland > He's a quiet kid, that Steve. Too quiet. -- Danny.
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: Sean
Date: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:32
Date: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:32
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ervaqre skrev: > Vigilante is a real pirate: > | >> wait who the hell is this guy again > | > > | > Read the RRRRRR, newbie. > | > | ahh go suck a stamppot, oldbie > > He would have a hard time *sucking* that stamppot. NOT THAT I'D KNOW EITHER WAY it is a FICTIONAL DISH
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: DG
Date: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:44
Date: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:44
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Sean schreef: >> | | ahh go suck a stamppot, oldbie >> He would have a hard time *sucking* that stamppot. > > NOT THAT I'D KNOW EITHER WAY it is a FICTIONAL DISH Calling stamppot fictional is just hodge-podge. As a matter of fact hodge podge is hutspot, a sort of stamppot. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hodge_podge http://www.recipezaar.com/recipes.php?q=stamppot http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stamppot http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stamppot (in case you feel an uncontrolable desire to learn Crazy Moonlanguage). Now suck on that! :-) -- Danny.
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: Sean
Date: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:26
Date: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:26
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DG skrev: > Sean schreef: >>> | | ahh go suck a stamppot, oldbie >>> He would have a hard time *sucking* that stamppot. >> >> NOT THAT I'D KNOW EITHER WAY it is a FICTIONAL DISH > > Calling stamppot fictional is just hodge-podge. As a matter of fact > hodge podge is hutspot, a sort of stamppot. > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hodge_podge > > http://www.recipezaar.com/recipes.php?q=stamppot > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stamppot > http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stamppot (in case you feel an uncontrolable > desire to learn Crazy Moonlanguage). > > Now suck on that! :-) Citation needed, not buying it.
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: DG
Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 00:07
Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 00:07
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Sean schreef: >>> NOT THAT I'D KNOW EITHER WAY it is a FICTIONAL DISH >> >> Calling stamppot fictional is just hodge-podge. As a matter of fact >> hodge podge is hutspot, a sort of stamppot. >> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hodge_podge >> >> http://www.recipezaar.com/recipes.php?q=stamppot >> >> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stamppot >> http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stamppot (in case you feel an >> uncontrolable desire to learn Crazy Moonlanguage). >> >> Now suck on that! :-) > > Citation needed, not buying it. Buying? Go here: http://www.lekker-hollands.nl/NL/default.asp?d=catalog&first=40&subcat=92&id=5416 -- Danny.
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: Sean
Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 06:27
Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 06:27
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DG skrev: >>>> NOT THAT I'D KNOW EITHER WAY it is a FICTIONAL DISH >>> >>> Calling stamppot fictional is just hodge-podge. As a matter of fact >>> hodge podge is hutspot, a sort of stamppot. >>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hodge_podge >>> >>> http://www.recipezaar.com/recipes.php?q=stamppot >>> >>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stamppot >>> http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stamppot (in case you feel an >>> uncontrolable desire to learn Crazy Moonlanguage). >>> >>> Now suck on that! :-) >> >> Citation needed, not buying it. > > Buying? Go here: > > http://www.lekker-hollands.nl/NL/default.asp?d=catalog&first=40&subcat=92&id=5416 Pfff, how do I know you haven't just knocked that page up in five minutes?
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: DG
Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:36
Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:36
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Sean schreef: >>> Citation needed, not buying it. >> >> Buying? Go here: >> >> http://www.lekker-hollands.nl/NL/default.asp?d=catalog&first=40&subcat=92&id=5416 > > > Pfff, how do I know you haven't just knocked that page up in five minutes? I'm in Aglami, I'm clearly to lazy to do something so elaborate. Look at Reinder and how long his RRRRR's take. -- Danny.
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: Sean
Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 14:28
Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 14:28
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DG skrev: >>>> Citation needed, not buying it. >>> >>> Buying? Go here: >>> >>> http://www.lekker-hollands.nl/NL/default.asp?d=catalog&first=40&subcat=92&id=5416 >> >> >> >> Pfff, how do I know you haven't just knocked that page up in five >> minutes? > > I'm in Aglami, I'm clearly to lazy to do something so elaborate. Look at > Reinder and how long his RRRRR's take. Citation needed.
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: DG
Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 14:35
Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 14:35
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Sean schreef: >>> Pfff, how do I know you haven't just knocked that page up in five >>> minutes? >> >> I'm in Aglami, I'm clearly to lazy to do something so elaborate. Look >> at Reinder and how long his RRRRR's take. > > Citation needed. You'll have your proof, as soon as Reinder finishes the new RRRRR. -- Danny.
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: blondestranger
Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 16:48
Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 16:48
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this is where i'd say something clever about Sean, if i could be
bothered:
>DG skrev:
>>>>> NOT THAT I'D KNOW EITHER WAY it is a FICTIONAL DISH
>>>>
>>>> Calling stamppot fictional is just hodge-podge. As a matter of fact
>>>> hodge podge is hutspot, a sort of stamppot.
>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hodge_podge
>>>>
>>>> http://www.recipezaar.com/recipes.php?q=stamppot
>>>>
>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stamppot
>>>> http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stamppot (in case you feel an
>>>> uncontrolable desire to learn Crazy Moonlanguage).
>>>>
>>>> Now suck on that! :-)
>>>
>>> Citation needed, not buying it.
>>
>> Buying? Go here:
>>
>> http://www.lekker-hollands.nl/NL/default.asp?d=catalog&first=40&subcat=92&id=5416
>
>Pfff, how do I know you haven't just knocked that page up in five minutes?
around here, knocking something up means getting it pregnant.
discuss
--
¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,Blondestranger,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤
¤º°`°º¤¤º°`°º¤¤º°`°º¤
www.deblon.com
fear the towel!!
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: Sean
Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 17:59
Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 17:59
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blondestranger skrev: >>>>>> NOT THAT I'D KNOW EITHER WAY it is a FICTIONAL DISH >>>>> Calling stamppot fictional is just hodge-podge. As a matter of fact >>>>> hodge podge is hutspot, a sort of stamppot. >>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hodge_podge >>>>> >>>>> http://www.recipezaar.com/recipes.php?q=stamppot >>>>> >>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stamppot >>>>> http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stamppot (in case you feel an >>>>> uncontrolable desire to learn Crazy Moonlanguage). >>>>> >>>>> Now suck on that! :-) >>>> Citation needed, not buying it. >>> Buying? Go here: >>> >>> http://www.lekker-hollands.nl/NL/default.asp?d=catalog&first=40&subcat=92&id=5416 >> Pfff, how do I know you haven't just knocked that page up in five minutes? > > around here, knocking something up means getting it pregnant. > > discuss Well without citations I have no way of knowing whether Danny did in fact impregnate that page.
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: DG
Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 18:22
Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 18:22
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blondestranger schreef: >>>> Citation needed, not buying it. >>> Buying? Go here: >>> >>> http://www.lekker-hollands.nl/NL/default.asp?d=catalog&first=40&subcat=92&id=5416 >> Pfff, how do I know you haven't just knocked that page up in five minutes? > > around here, knocking something up means getting it pregnant. > > discuss Knocking is what one may do with a hammer to build something. Possibly a barn. Since it's rather usual to raise a building from the ground in an upwards fashion and using hammers the term knocking up could originate. An alternative explanation is that the writer intended the term "cobbled up" - meaning to put together roughly or clumisly - but used the word knocked as a result of a lack of education. Then again he may have used knocked up in reference to the huge amount of adult sites on the internet since they often depict actions ending in knocking up. The term knocked up may be related to an upper part of the female anatomy, the activity of waking still sleeping factory workers by knocking on their door or a physical activity related to the oldest profession. -- Danny.
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: DG
Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 18:24
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Sean schreef: >>>> Buying? Go here: >>>> >>>> http://www.lekker-hollands.nl/NL/default.asp?d=catalog&first=40&subcat=92&id=5416 >>> >>> Pfff, how do I know you haven't just knocked that page up in five >>> minutes? >> >> around here, knocking something up means getting it pregnant. >> discuss > > Well without citations I have no way of knowing whether Danny did in > fact impregnate that page. I did not have sexual relations with that page. -- Danny.
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: Steve Leyland
Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 07:09
Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 07:09
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Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called DG
stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
: ervaqre schreef:
::: Because that's sooooooooooooooooo factual?
::
:: Its factuality and accuracy cannot be disputed. I just went into the
:: basement to retrieve the entry for Steve Leyland, which is as
:: follows:
::
:: Steve Leyland
::
: He's a quiet kid, that Steve. Too quiet.
I really should be noisier, 'tis true.
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
What's the height of conceit? Having an orgasm and calling out your own
name.
======================================================================
"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
======================================================================
"Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
article 19.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
Native American prophecy
,/| _.--''^``-...___.._.,;
/, \'. _-' ,--,,,--'''
{ \ `_-'' ' /}
`;;' ; ; ;
._.--'' ._,,, _..' .;.'
(,_....----''' (,..--''
Meow
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: Steve Leyland
Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 08:48
Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 08:48
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Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called DG
stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
: Sean schreef:
: : : : : Buying? Go here:
: : : : :
: : : : :
http://www.lekker-hollands.nl/NL/default.asp?d=catalog&first=40&subcat=92&id=5416
: : : :
: : : : Pfff, how do I know you haven't just knocked that page up in
: : : : five minutes?
: : :
: : : around here, knocking something up means getting it pregnant.
: : : discuss
: :
: : Well without citations I have no way of knowing whether Danny did in
: : fact impregnate that page.
:
: I did not have sexual relations with that page.
I printed it. it was slightly damp and smelled salty...
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
======================================================================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
======================================================================
"Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
article 19.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
Native American prophecy
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Re: just when you forgot me
Author: Sean
Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 09:00
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Steve Leyland skrev: > : Sean schreef: > : : : : : Buying? Go here: > : : : : : > : : : : : > http://www.lekker-hollands.nl/NL/default.asp?d=catalog&first=40&subcat=92&id=5416 > : : : : > : : : : Pfff, how do I know you haven't just knocked that page up in > : : : : five minutes? > : : : > : : : around here, knocking something up means getting it pregnant. > : : : discuss > : : > : : Well without citations I have no way of knowing whether Danny did in > : : fact impregnate that page. > : > : I did not have sexual relations with that page. > > I printed it. it was slightly damp and smelled salty... Proof positive!
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: Steve Leyland
Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:32
Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:32
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Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Sean
stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
: Steve Leyland skrev:
:
: : : Sean schreef:
: : : : : : : Buying? Go here:
: : : : : : :
: : : : : : :
: :
http://www.lekker-hollands.nl/NL/default.asp?d=catalog&first=40&subcat=92&id=5416
: : : : : :
: : : : : : Pfff, how do I know you haven't just knocked that page up in
: : : : : : five minutes?
: : : : :
: : : : : around here, knocking something up means getting it pregnant.
: : : : : discuss
: : : :
: : : : Well without citations I have no way of knowing whether Danny
: : : : did in fact impregnate that page.
: : :
: : : I did not have sexual relations with that page.
: :
: : I printed it. it was slightly damp and smelled salty...
:
: Proof positive!
nah, not really. I do masturbate quite a lot, so maybe my sperm got into
teh printer? that damn stuff gets everywhere.
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
A major company just developed a new paint called Blondo, it's not too
bright and it spreads easily..
======================================================================
"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
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"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
======================================================================
"Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
article 19.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
Native American prophecy
|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
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|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
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meow.
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: DG
Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:55
Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:55
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Steve Leyland schreef: > : : : : Well without citations I have no way of knowing whether Danny > : : : : did in fact impregnate that page. > : : : > : : : I did not have sexual relations with that page. > : : > : : I printed it. it was slightly damp and smelled salty... > : > : Proof positive! > > nah, not really. I do masturbate quite a lot, so maybe my sperm got into > teh printer? that damn stuff gets everywhere. > /me looks at Sean's liquefied banana and wonders. -- Danny.
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: Steve Leyland
Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:11
Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:11
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Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called DG
stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
: Steve Leyland schreef:
: : : : : : Well without citations I have no way of knowing whether
: : : : : : Danny did in fact impregnate that page.
: : : : :
: : : : : I did not have sexual relations with that page.
: : : :
: : : : I printed it. it was slightly damp and smelled salty...
: : :
: : : Proof positive!
: :
: : nah, not really. I do masturbate quite a lot, so maybe my sperm got
: : into teh printer? that damn stuff gets everywhere.
: :
: /me looks at Sean's liquefied banana and wonders.
he's making banana slurpies to dispose of teh evidence?
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
Those nicotine patches seem to work really well, but I heard it's kinda
hard to keep em' lit.
======================================================================
"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
======================================================================
"Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
article 19.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
Native American prophecy
|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''
meow.
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: DG
Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:29
Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:29
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DG schreef: >> : : I printed it. it was slightly damp and smelled salty... >> : >> : Proof positive! >> >> nah, not really. I do masturbate quite a lot, so maybe my sperm got >> into teh printer? that damn stuff gets everywhere. >> > /me looks at Sean's liquefied banana and wonders. > I can't discuss it further. There's a patent pending. -- Danny.
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: Daffy
Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 14:52
Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 14:52
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A day without Steve Leyland is like a day without sunshine... > ::: Because that's sooooooooooooooooo factual? > :: > :: Its factuality and accuracy cannot be disputed. I just went into the > :: basement to retrieve the entry for Steve Leyland, which is as > :: follows: > :: > :: Steve Leyland > :: > : He's a quiet kid, that Steve. Too quiet. > > I really should be noisier, 'tis true. > I never did ask if you have a brother and travel around in a caravan. -- Daffy Now it's your turn. aglami.net? What is that?
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: ervaqre
Date: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:47
Date: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:47
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Steve Leyland is a real pirate: | : He's a quiet kid, that Steve. Too quiet. | | I really should be noisier, 'tis true. Do you have a brother and travel around in a caravan? -- ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: ervaqre
Date: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:49
Date: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:49
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DG is a real pirate: | You'll have your proof, as soon as Reinder finishes the new RRRRR. It's more fun when it takes more time to finish. At least that's what the girls always tell me. -- ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: DG
Date: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 20:36
Date: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 20:36
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ervaqre schreef: > | You'll have your proof, as soon as Reinder finishes the new RRRRR. > > It's more fun when it takes more time to finish. At least that's what > the girls always tell me. > That's what they tell you. They tend to say something different to their girlfriends. -- Danny.
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: Vigilante
Date: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 21:09
Date: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 21:09
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"ervaqre" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message news:MPG.215083f1b4ff67a989930@news.demon.nl... > Vigilante is a real pirate: > | >> wait who the hell is this guy again > | > > | > Read the RRRRRR, newbie. > | > | ahh go suck a stamppot, oldbie > > He would have a hard time *sucking* that stamppot. What if you froze it? A stamppotpop.
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: DG
Date: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 21:56
Date: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 21:56
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Vigilante schreef: >> | > Read the RRRRRR, newbie. >> | >> | ahh go suck a stamppot, oldbie >> >> He would have a hard time *sucking* that stamppot. > > What if you froze it? A stamppotpop. > > I don't think that'd work. Maybe a stamppotcone would. It wouldn't even need to be frozen. -- Danny.
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: ervaqre
Date: Sat, 15 Sep 2007 10:46
Date: Sat, 15 Sep 2007 10:46
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DG is a real pirate: | That's what they tell you. They tend to say something different to their | girlfriends. Really, what do they tell to their girlfriends? -- ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: ervaqre
Date: Sat, 15 Sep 2007 10:47
Date: Sat, 15 Sep 2007 10:47
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DG is a real pirate: | > What if you froze it? A stamppotpop. | > | I don't think that'd work. Maybe a stamppotcone would. It wouldn't even | need to be frozen. The two of you are beyond disgusting. -- ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: DG
Date: Sat, 15 Sep 2007 22:06
Date: Sat, 15 Sep 2007 22:06
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ervaqre schreef: > | That's what they tell you. They tend to say something different to their > | girlfriends. > > Really, what do they tell to their girlfriends? > Ugly, hideous lies. -- Danny.
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: DG
Date: Sat, 15 Sep 2007 22:07
Date: Sat, 15 Sep 2007 22:07
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ervaqre schreef: > | I don't think that'd work. Maybe a stamppotcone would. It wouldn't even > | need to be frozen. > > The two of you are beyond disgusting. > You're enjoying this, aren't you? -- Danny.
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Sat, 15 Sep 2007 23:19
Date: Sat, 15 Sep 2007 23:19
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DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>> | That's what they tell you. They tend to say something different to
>> their | girlfriends.
>>
>> Really, what do they tell to their girlfriends?
>>
>
> Ugly, hideous lies.
Pictures would be cool.
--
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] -------------------------------------
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
-- Lily Tomlin
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: ervaqre
Date: Mon, 17 Sep 2007 20:45
Date: Mon, 17 Sep 2007 20:45
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DG is a real pirate: | > Really, what do they tell to their girlfriends? | | Ugly, hideous lies. What?! Girls lie!?!? -- ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: ervaqre
Date: Mon, 17 Sep 2007 20:47
Date: Mon, 17 Sep 2007 20:47
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DG is a real pirate: | > The two of you are beyond disgusting. | > | You're enjoying this, aren't you? *gets hand out of pants and blushes* Hi! -- ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: DG
Date: Mon, 17 Sep 2007 20:55
Date: Mon, 17 Sep 2007 20:55
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ervaqre schreef: > | > Really, what do they tell to their girlfriends? > | > | Ugly, hideous lies. > > What?! Girls lie!?!? > Spoken like a guy who's been told by a girl that girls don't lie. -- Danny.
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: DG
Date: Mon, 17 Sep 2007 20:57
Date: Mon, 17 Sep 2007 20:57
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ervaqre schreef: > | You're enjoying this, aren't you? > > *gets hand out of pants and blushes* > > Hi! > Oh dear, it seems you were enjoying it even more than I thought. -- Danny.
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: ervaqre
Date: Mon, 17 Sep 2007 21:16
Date: Mon, 17 Sep 2007 21:16
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DG is a real pirate: | > What?! Girls lie!?!? | > | Spoken like a guy who's been told by a girl that girls don't lie. My world falls apart now. I just cannot believe it!! *gets out cannon* -- ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: DG
Date: Mon, 17 Sep 2007 21:35
Date: Mon, 17 Sep 2007 21:35
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ervaqre schreef: > | Spoken like a guy who's been told by a girl that girls don't lie. > > My world falls apart now. I just cannot believe it!! > > *gets out cannon* > You're gonna drown your sadness by polishing your cannon again? -- Danny.
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Mon, 17 Sep 2007 21:55
Date: Mon, 17 Sep 2007 21:55
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ervaqre <me@privacy.net> hit the keyboard. Afterwards the following was on the screen: > | > Ugly, hideous lies. > | > | Pictures would be cool. > > Contact me privately, baby. On second thought; I don't want pictures! -- -- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ------------------------------------- Linux hackers are funny people: They count the time in patchlevels. ----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
Re: just when you forgot me
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Mon, 17 Sep 2007 22:41
Date: Mon, 17 Sep 2007 22:41
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DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard. Afterwards the following was on the screen: >> | Spoken like a guy who's been told by a girl that girls don't lie. >> >> My world falls apart now. I just cannot believe it!! >> >> *gets out cannon* irta gets out OF cannon > You're gonna drown your sadness by polishing your cannon again? So this seemed pretty silly. -- -- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ------------------------------------- If you try to prove Murphy's law - will you fail? ----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
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