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ervaqre wrote:
> i've been told this newsgroup is populated by people with ears. is that
> true?

what's taking you all so long to reply!??!

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

Earlier ervaqre muttered:
>> i've been told this newsgroup is populated by people with ears. is that
>> true?
> 
> what's taking you all so long to reply!??!

okay! Say I concure!

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 www.warande.net/~pixel
 pixel at aglami dot net
 msn: johannesvanderwerf at hotmail dot com
 icq: 58550811
 www.aglami.net
-
 "This is the captain. We have a little problem
   with our entry sequence, so we may experience
   some slight... turbulence and then explode."
-

Pixel "#~ wrote:
>>> i've been told this newsgroup is populated by people with ears. is that
>>> true?
>> what's taking you all so long to reply!??!
> 
> okay! Say I concure!

good! now tell me what has been going on in aglami!

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>> i've been told this newsgroup is populated by people with ears. is that
>> true?
> 
> what's taking you all so long to reply!??!
> 
I was just acting as if I didn't hear you.

-- 
Danny.

DG wrote:
>> what's taking you all so long to reply!??!
>>
> I was just acting as if I didn't hear you.

Why? Are you deaf?

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>>> what's taking you all so long to reply!??!
>>>
>> I was just acting as if I didn't hear you.
> 
> Why? Are you deaf?
> 
You read me all wrong.

-- 
Danny.

DG wrote:
>>> I was just acting as if I didn't hear you.
>> Why? Are you deaf?
>>
> You read me all wrong.

Are you saying I can't read!?!?

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>>>> I was just acting as if I didn't hear you.
>>> Why? Are you deaf?
>>>
>> You read me all wrong.
> 
> Are you saying I can't read!?!?
> 
The fact that I have to *say* it instead of write it says it all, 
doesn't it?

-- 
Danny.

DG wrote:
>>> You read me all wrong.
>> Are you saying I can't read!?!?
>> 
> The fact that I have to *say* it instead of write it says it all, 
> doesn't it?

You have a rather big snout, my lad. I will just have you removed from
my thread by the Forum Administrator. Since this is a gamehourz.com
forum, that should be possible. Just look here:

http://www.gamehourz.com/Monkey-Island-forum-43.html

Weird, isn't it? That there are websites around that make it appear as
if they are running so many fancy forums, while it's simply the usenet.
It's not like all of us Aglamians have been posting to a website called
gamehourz.com since 1998. And from their FAQ:

"Administrators are people assigned the highest level of control over
the entire board. These people can control all facets of board operation
which includes setting permissions, banning users, creating usergroups
or moderators, etc. They also have full moderator capabilities in all
the forums."

Or what to think about this:

"Moderators are individuals (or groups of individuals) whose job it is
to look after the running of the forums from day to day. They have the
power to edit or delete posts and lock, unlock, move, delete and split
topics in the forum they moderate. Generally moderators are there to
prevent people going off-topic or posting abusive or offensive material."

Well, blondestranger is offensive material, so when are they going to
take care of her. And off-topic? Isn't all of aglami off-topic? Funny to
notice though that they don't archive this particular thread which I
marked as [ot].

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>>>> You read me all wrong.
>>> Are you saying I can't read!?!?
>>>
>> The fact that I have to *say* it instead of write it says it all, 
>> doesn't it?
> 
> You have a rather big snout, my lad. I will just have you removed from
> my thread by the Forum Administrator. Since this is a gamehourz.com
> forum, that should be possible. Just look here:
> 
> http://www.gamehourz.com/Monkey-Island-forum-43.html

Pah! They've never succeeded in removing me from any forum. And even if 
they would: I'd come back! I'D ALWAYS COME BACK!!!!!

> Weird, isn't it? That there are websites around that make it appear as
> if they are running so many fancy forums, while it's simply the usenet.
> It's not like all of us Aglamians have been posting to a website called
> gamehourz.com since 1998. And from their FAQ:
> 
> "Administrators are people assigned the highest level of control over
> the entire board. These people can control all facets of board operation
> which includes setting permissions, banning users, creating usergroups
> or moderators, etc. They also have full moderator capabilities in all
> the forums."

Sue them for copyright infringements, like REAL pirates would. Or at 
least put DRM on our posts!!!

> Or what to think about this:
> 
> "Moderators are individuals (or groups of individuals) whose job it is
> to look after the running of the forums from day to day. They have the
> power to edit or delete posts and lock, unlock, move, delete and split
> topics in the forum they moderate. Generally moderators are there to
> prevent people going off-topic or posting abusive or offensive material."
> 
> Well, blondestranger is offensive material, so when are they going to
> take care of her. And off-topic? Isn't all of aglami off-topic? Funny to
> notice though that they don't archive this particular thread which I
> marked as [ot].
> 
Blonde is offensive in a good way. Sort of like Jessica Rabbit.

We should also *never* mark anything off topic as off topic, but mark 
ON-topic as such: OT=On Topic. Just to spite these guys.

-- 
Danny.

Earlier ervaqre muttered:

>>>> i've been told this newsgroup is populated by people with ears. is that
>>>> true?
>>> what's taking you all so long to reply!??!
>> 
>> okay! Say I concure!
>
>good! now tell me what has been going on in aglami!

Well. Nobody posted. Then somebody posted. Then several people posted.
Then Vigi returned, then Nmenry and Blonde. Then everybody disappeared
again. And now you are here, posting post for me...


-- 
 pixel - knight of aglami
 www.warande.net/~pixel
 pixel at aglami dot net
 msn: johannesvanderwerf at hotmail dot com
 icq: 58550811
 www.aglami.net
-
 "This is the captain. We have a little problem
   with our entry sequence, so we may experience
   some slight... turbulence and then explode."
-

Earlier Pixel "#~ muttered:
>> good! now tell me what has been going on in aglami!
> 
> Well. Nobody posted. Then somebody posted. Then several people posted.
> Then Vigi returned, then Nmenry and Blonde. Then everybody disappeared
> again. And now you are here, posting post for me...

Yes, I can post for you anytime you want.

-- 
 pixel - knight of aglami
 www.warande.net/~pixel
 pixel at aglami dot net
 msn: johannesvanderwerf at hotmail dot com
 icq: 58550811
 www.aglami.net
-
 "This is the captain. We have a little problem
   with our entry sequence, so we may experience
   some slight... turbulence and then explode."
-

DG wrote:
>> http://www.gamehourz.com/Monkey-Island-forum-43.html
> 
> Pah! They've never succeeded in removing me from any forum. And even if 
> they would: I'd come back! I'D ALWAYS COME BACK!!!!!

O yeah, you fight like a cow!!

>> "Administrators are people assigned the highest level of control over
>> the entire board. These people can control all facets of board operation
>> which includes setting permissions, banning users, creating usergroups
>> or moderators, etc. They also have full moderator capabilities in all
>> the forums."
> 
> Sue them for copyright infringements, like REAL pirates would. Or at 
> least put DRM on our posts!!!

We can actually encrypt them. But wouldn't that be too confusing for the
1000 Danes hired by gamehourz.com to check all posts manually?

>> Well, blondestranger is offensive material, so when are they going to
>> take care of her. And off-topic? Isn't all of aglami off-topic? Funny to
>> notice though that they don't archive this particular thread which I
>> marked as [ot].
>>
> Blonde is offensive in a good way. Sort of like Jessica Rabbit.

blondestranger is so offensive that every time i think about her i get
penile throat congestion and a bar of chocolate

> We should also *never* mark anything off topic as off topic, but mark 
> ON-topic as such: OT=On Topic. Just to spite these guys.

hey! they thought that up many years ago, but the Council of Aglami of
2001 decided against it

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>> Pah! They've never succeeded in removing me from any forum. And even if 
>> they would: I'd come back! I'D ALWAYS COME BACK!!!!!
> 
> O yeah, you fight like a cow!!

You bet I do:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMMwzNnktmU

>> Sue them for copyright infringements, like REAL pirates would. Or at 
>> least put DRM on our posts!!!
> 
> We can actually encrypt them. But wouldn't that be too confusing for the
> 1000 Danes hired by gamehourz.com to check all posts manually?

That'd be the point now, wouldn't it? And who's gonna notice another 
1000 confused Danes anyway? The Danish???

>> Blonde is offensive in a good way. Sort of like Jessica Rabbit.
> 
> blondestranger is so offensive that every time i think about her i get
> penile throat congestion and a bar of chocolate

Your chocolate is melting. Keep it out of the sun.

>> We should also *never* mark anything off topic as off topic, but mark 
>> ON-topic as such: OT=On Topic. Just to spite these guys.
> 
> hey! they thought that up many years ago, but the Council of Aglami of
> 2001 decided against it
> 
The Council was corrupted by the dark side.

-- 
Danny.

DG wrote:
> You bet I do:
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMMwzNnktmU

Sorry, I can't go there. I don't have a browser.

>> We can actually encrypt them. But wouldn't that be too confusing for the
>> 1000 Danes hired by gamehourz.com to check all posts manually?
> 
> That'd be the point now, wouldn't it? And who's gonna notice another 
> 1000 confused Danes anyway? The Danish???

The Danish never notice anything. Just have a look as Kasper. Does he
look like the guy to notice anything?

>>> Blonde is offensive in a good way. Sort of like Jessica Rabbit.
>> blondestranger is so offensive that every time i think about her i get
>> penile throat congestion and a bar of chocolate
> 
> Your chocolate is melting. Keep it out of the sun.

The place where I dwell is not reached by sunlight.

>> hey! they thought that up many years ago, but the Council of Aglami of
>> 2001 decided against it
>>
> The Council was corrupted by the dark side.

Hey!! Do not insult me!!

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>> You bet I do:
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMMwzNnktmU
> 
> Sorry, I can't go there. I don't have a browser.

Lucky break for GameHourz...

>> That'd be the point now, wouldn't it? And who's gonna notice another 
>> 1000 confused Danes anyway? The Danish???
> 
> The Danish never notice anything. Just have a look as Kasper. Does he
> look like the guy to notice anything?

He sure isn't noticing this.

>> Your chocolate is melting. Keep it out of the sun.
> 
> The place where I dwell is not reached by sunlight.

So you don't use soap.

>> The Council was corrupted by the dark side.
> 
> Hey!! Do not insult me!!

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but with a BFG9000 *real* damage 
can be done.

-- 
Danny.

"ervaqre" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message 
news:4612954d$0$5160$e4fe514c@dreader18.news.xs4all.nl...
> ervaqre wrote:
>> i've been told this newsgroup is populated by people with ears. is that
>> true?
>
> what's taking you all so long to reply!??!


We couldn't hear you.



say-what'd
The BEAST

On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:22:27 +0200, ervaqre <me@privacy.net> wrote:

>You have a rather big snout, my lad. I will just have you removed from
>my thread by the Forum Administrator. Since this is a gamehourz.com
>forum, that should be possible. Just look here:
>
>http://www.gamehourz.com/Monkey-Island-forum-43.html
>
>Weird, isn't it? That there are websites around that make it appear as
>if they are running so many fancy forums, while it's simply the usenet.
>It's not like all of us Aglamians have been posting to a website called
>gamehourz.com since 1998. And from their FAQ:
>
>"Administrators are people assigned the highest level of control over
>the entire board. These people can control all facets of board operation
>which includes setting permissions, banning users, creating usergroups
>or moderators, etc. They also have full moderator capabilities in all
>the forums."

It's brilliant, eh? It's my exam project, and finally I found a way to
slap a top level onto Aglami and gain full control. Muahahaha.

-- 
Kasper

DG wrote:
>>> Your chocolate is melting. Keep it out of the sun.
>> The place where I dwell is not reached by sunlight.
> 
> So you don't use soap.

I'm allergic to all kinds of soap.

>>> The Council was corrupted by the dark side.
>> Hey!! Do not insult me!!
> 
> Sticks and stones may break your bones, but with a BFG9000 *real* damage 
> can be done.

What's a BFG9000? I only know the BFG10K from Quake II.

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

Kasper wrote:
>> "Administrators are people assigned the highest level of control over
>> the entire board. These people can control all facets of board operation
>> which includes setting permissions, banning users, creating usergroups
>> or moderators, etc. They also have full moderator capabilities in all
>> the forums."
> 
> It's brilliant, eh? It's my exam project, and finally I found a way to
> slap a top level onto Aglami and gain full control. Muahahaha.

Kewl! Can you please create a usergroup for me? And can you create jars
of peanut butter as well?

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

Her Benevolence, The BEAST wrote:
>>> i've been told this newsgroup is populated by people with ears. is that
>>> true?
>> what's taking you all so long to reply!??!
> 
> We couldn't hear you.

why not? were you deaf?

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>>>> Your chocolate is melting. Keep it out of the sun.
>>> The place where I dwell is not reached by sunlight.
>> So you don't use soap.
> 
> I'm allergic to all kinds of soap.

You should eat less of it then.

>>>> The Council was corrupted by the dark side.
>>> Hey!! Do not insult me!!
>> Sticks and stones may break your bones, but with a BFG9000 *real* damage 
>> can be done.
> 
> What's a BFG9000? I only know the BFG10K from Quake II.

DOOMed, you are DOOMed.

-- 
Danny.

"ervaqre" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message 
news:46152a92$0$8695$e4fe514c@dreader25.news.xs4all.nl...
> Kasper wrote:
>>> "Administrators are people assigned the highest level of control over
>>> the entire board. These people can control all facets of board operation
>>> which includes setting permissions, banning users, creating usergroups
>>> or moderators, etc. They also have full moderator capabilities in all
>>> the forums."
>>
>> It's brilliant, eh? It's my exam project, and finally I found a way to
>> slap a top level onto Aglami and gain full control. Muahahaha.
>
> Kewl! Can you please create a usergroup for me? And can you create jars
> of peanut butter as well?

Don't forget Pixel's peanut butter icecream.


reminded
The BEAST

Her Benevolence, The BEAST schreef:
>>>> "Administrators are people assigned the highest level of control over
>>>> the entire board. These people can control all facets of board operation
>>>> which includes setting permissions, banning users, creating usergroups
>>>> or moderators, etc. They also have full moderator capabilities in all
>>>> the forums."
>>> It's brilliant, eh? It's my exam project, and finally I found a way to
>>> slap a top level onto Aglami and gain full control. Muahahaha.
>> Kewl! Can you please create a usergroup for me? And can you create jars
>> of peanut butter as well?
> 
> Don't forget Pixel's peanut butter icecream.

He doesn't like white chocolate either.

-- 
Danny.

On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 18:57:58 +0200, ervaqre <me@privacy.net> wrote:

>>> "Administrators are people assigned the highest level of control over
>>> the entire board. These people can control all facets of board operation
>>> which includes setting permissions, banning users, creating usergroups
>>> or moderators, etc. They also have full moderator capabilities in all
>>> the forums."
>> 
>> It's brilliant, eh? It's my exam project, and finally I found a way to
>> slap a top level onto Aglami and gain full control. Muahahaha.
>
>Kewl! Can you please create a usergroup for me? And can you create jars
>of peanut butter as well?

I can do EVERYTHING!

BTW, you're banned.

-- 
Kasper

"Kasper" <nospam@thanks.com> wrote in message 
news:gopa135e83egprf3edbmenutj0h28fpcs1@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 18:57:58 +0200, ervaqre <me@privacy.net> wrote:
>
>>>> "Administrators are people assigned the highest level of control over
>>>> the entire board. These people can control all facets of board 
>>>> operation
>>>> which includes setting permissions, banning users, creating usergroups
>>>> or moderators, etc. They also have full moderator capabilities in all
>>>> the forums."
>>>
>>> It's brilliant, eh? It's my exam project, and finally I found a way to
>>> slap a top level onto Aglami and gain full control. Muahahaha.
>>
>>Kewl! Can you please create a usergroup for me? And can you create jars
>>of peanut butter as well?
>
> I can do EVERYTHING!
>
> BTW, you're banned.

What about his band?  Can I see it on YouTube?


requested
The BEAST

DG wrote:
>>> So you don't use soap.
>> I'm allergic to all kinds of soap.
> 
> You should eat less of it then.

We can't. We're addicted. Please help us.

>> What's a BFG9000? I only know the BFG10K from Quake II.
> 
> DOOMed, you are DOOMed.

Pah, Doom, Quake...UT beats them all!!

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>>> I'm allergic to all kinds of soap.
>> You should eat less of it then.
> 
> We can't. We're addicted. Please help us.

*shoots Reinder*
A mercy kill.

>>> What's a BFG9000? I only know the BFG10K from Quake II.
>> DOOMed, you are DOOMed.
> 
> Pah, Doom, Quake...UT beats them all!!
> 
Tetris, Pirates!, Civilization, Sim City and derivatives. The less 
action orientated, the better.

-- 
Danny.

Kasper wrote:
> I can do EVERYTHING!
> 
> BTW, you're banned.

I think you need to work on the actual implementation of your
administrative powers, Kasper, as I'm still being able to insert my
thoughts into the usenet.

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

DG wrote:
>> We can't. We're addicted. Please help us.
> 
> *shoots Reinder*
> A mercy kill.

Umm...it's not an X-rated newsgroup, is it?

>>>> What's a BFG9000? I only know the BFG10K from Quake II.
>>> DOOMed, you are DOOMed.
>> Pah, Doom, Quake...UT beats them all!!
>>
> Tetris, Pirates!, Civilization, Sim City and derivatives. The less 
> action orientated, the better.

No way! We need action to survive!

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>>> We can't. We're addicted. Please help us.
>> *shoots Reinder*
>> A mercy kill.
> 
> Umm...it's not an X-rated newsgroup, is it?

It's more of a horror meets sci-fi ng.

>>> Pah, Doom, Quake...UT beats them all!!
>>>
>> Tetris, Pirates!, Civilization, Sim City and derivatives. The less 
>> action orientated, the better.
> 
> No way! We need action to survive!

Sure, you go out and get killed in action. I'll knit a sweater in the 
mean time. Unless I'm the one man a year that gets killed in a horrible 
knitting accident, I'll last longer than you.

-- 
Danny.

DG wrote:
>> Umm...it's not an X-rated newsgroup, is it?
> 
> It's more of a horror meets sci-fi ng.

Horror?? Where do you see any horror? Not even a parasite around!

>> No way! We need action to survive!
> 
> Sure, you go out and get killed in action. I'll knit a sweater in the 
> mean time. Unless I'm the one man a year that gets killed in a horrible 
> knitting accident, I'll last longer than you.

Don't take knitting so lightly. Haven't you heard what happened to Bev?

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>>> Umm...it's not an X-rated newsgroup, is it?
>> It's more of a horror meets sci-fi ng.
> 
> Horror?? Where do you see any horror? Not even a parasite around!

Shall I remind you of your request for babies so you could use them to 
get eternal youth?

>>> No way! We need action to survive!
>> Sure, you go out and get killed in action. I'll knit a sweater in the 
>> mean time. Unless I'm the one man a year that gets killed in a horrible 
>> knitting accident, I'll last longer than you.
> 
> Don't take knitting so lightly. Haven't you heard what happened to Bev?
> 
Nope, I was away for a while.

-- 
Danny.

DG wrote:
>> Horror?? Where do you see any horror? Not even a parasite around!
> 
> Shall I remind you of your request for babies so you could use them to 
> get eternal youth?

I never requested such a thing, you big liar pants on fire.

>>>> No way! We need action to survive!
>>> Sure, you go out and get killed in action. I'll knit a sweater in the 
>>> mean time. Unless I'm the one man a year that gets killed in a horrible 
>>> knitting accident, I'll last longer than you.
>> Don't take knitting so lightly. Haven't you heard what happened to Bev?
>>
> Nope, I was away for a while.

Welcome back! Where were you when you were away?

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>>> Horror?? Where do you see any horror? Not even a parasite around!
>> Shall I remind you of your request for babies so you could use them to 
>> get eternal youth?
> 
> I never requested such a thing, you big liar pants on fire.

Your insult swordfighting powers have just been severely diminished.

>>> Don't take knitting so lightly. Haven't you heard what happened to Bev?
>>>
>> Nope, I was away for a while.
> 
> Welcome back! Where were you when you were away?
> 
I cannot answer that for legal reasons. Nothing in relation to Bev 
though. Really.

-- 
Danny.

DG wrote...
| > I never requested such a thing, you big liar pants on fire.
| 
| Your insult swordfighting powers have just been severely diminished.

When I'm done with you, your living room will be refurbished!
 
| > Welcome back! Where were you when you were away?
| > 
| I cannot answer that for legal reasons. Nothing in relation to Bev 
| though. Really.

I don't really trust that line of you.

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
> | > I never requested such a thing, you big liar pants on fire.
> | 
> | Your insult swordfighting powers have just been severely diminished.
> 
> When I'm done with you, your living room will be refurbished!

Great, because by your involuntary bowl movement it has been tarnished!

> | > Welcome back! Where were you when you were away?
> | > 
> | I cannot answer that for legal reasons. Nothing in relation to Bev 
> | though. Really.
> 
> I don't really trust that line of you.
> 
That's the same reaction women give me. Shouldn't talk to women when 
carrying around my axe. Even though the commercials claim women will 
come in drones after you. Maybe if I cleaned the blood of of it.

-- 
Danny.

DG wrote...
| > When I'm done with you, your living room will be refurbished!
| 
| Great, because by your involuntary bowl movement it has been tarnished!

I'd call it art.
 
| > I don't really trust that line of you.
| > 
| That's the same reaction women give me. Shouldn't talk to women when 
| carrying around my axe. Even though the commercials claim women will 
| come in drones after you. Maybe if I cleaned the blood of of it.

Well, why don't you hide your in your pants? 

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
> | > I don't really trust that line of you.
> | > 
> | That's the same reaction women give me. Shouldn't talk to women when 
> | carrying around my axe. Even though the commercials claim women will 
> | come in drones after you. Maybe if I cleaned the blood of of it.
> 
> Well, why don't you hide your in your pants? 
> 
Do I look like I have the same deep pockets as Guybrush?

-- 
Danny.

DG wrote...
| > Well, why don't you hide your in your pants? 
| > 
| Do I look like I have the same deep pockets as Guybrush?

I don't even have an idea what you look like. 

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
> | > Well, why don't you hide your in your pants? 
> | > 
> | Do I look like I have the same deep pockets as Guybrush?
> 
> I don't even have an idea what you look like. 
> 
Use your imagination.

-- 
Danny.

DG wrote...
| > I don't even have an idea what you look like. 
| > 
| Use your imagination.

What if I don't have any imagination?

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
> | > I don't even have an idea what you look like. 
> | > 
> | Use your imagination.
> 
> What if I don't have any imagination?
> 
Imagine that.

-- 
Danny.

DG wrote...
| > What if I don't have any imagination?
| > 
| Imagine that.

What??

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
> | > What if I don't have any imagination?
> | > 
> | Imagine that.
> 
> What??
> 
Hurg.

-- 
Danny.