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> Ahoy
> 
> Ehm, where did the aglami website go? My RSS reader keeps complaining
> and host lookups fails. I can't find my host either...
> 
> Was it pirated? Has Guybrush taken it to Elaine as a loooove gift? Are
> you drunk? You should be, you know!
> 
> Here, have some grog!
> 
> *puts a barrel of grog on the floor an a million mugs*

It's just resting.

-- 
Daffy
Now it's your turn.

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:38:02 +1030, Daffy <da...@imalga.net> wrote:

>> Here, have some grog!
>> 
>> *puts a barrel of grog on the floor an a million mugs*
>
>It's just resting.

It seems pretty dead to me.

-- 
Kasper

Kasper schreef:
>>> Here, have some grog!
>>>
>>> *puts a barrel of grog on the floor an a million mugs*
>> It's just resting.
> It seems pretty dead to me.

Try and poke it with this stick.

-- 
Danny.

Daffy <daffy@imalga.net> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>> Ahoy
>>
>> Ehm, where did the aglami website go? My RSS reader keeps complaining
>> and host lookups fails. I can't find my host either...
>>
>> Was it pirated? Has Guybrush taken it to Elaine as a loooove gift? Are
>> you drunk? You should be, you know!
>>
>> Here, have some grog!
>>
>> *puts a barrel of grog on the floor an a million mugs*
>
> It's just resting.

Why do I suddenly get the image of a parrot in my head?

Well, I keep a load of strange stuff in my head, after all...

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It's a shame, but nowadays, I don't think you'll find anyone who doesn't
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A day without DG is like a day without sunshine...

>>>> Here, have some grog!
>>>>
>>>> *puts a barrel of grog on the floor an a million mugs*
>>> It's just resting.
>> It seems pretty dead to me.
> 
> Try and poke it with this stick.

There, it moved!

-- 
Daffy
Now it's your turn.

Shameless mention of aglami.net goes here.

Daffy schreef:
>>>>> Here, have some grog!
>>>>>
>>>>> *puts a barrel of grog on the floor an a million mugs*
>>>> It's just resting.
>>> It seems pretty dead to me.
>>
>> Try and poke it with this stick.
> 
> There, it moved!
> 
Rasmus was prophetic with his parrot-remark...

-- 
Danny.

Earlier Daffy muttered:

>>>>> Here, have some grog!
>>>>>
>>>>> *puts a barrel of grog on the floor an a million mugs*
>>>> It's just resting.
>>> It seems pretty dead to me.
>> 
>> Try and poke it with this stick.
>
>There, it moved!

Moved where?

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   some slight... turbulence and then explode."
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On Fri, 23 Mar 2007 00:54:24 +0100, spam06@zz9.dk (Rasmus Bøg Hansen)
wrote:

>>> Was it pirated? Has Guybrush taken it to Elaine as a loooove gift? Are
>>> you drunk? You should be, you know!
>>>
>>> Here, have some grog!
>>>
>>> *puts a barrel of grog on the floor an a million mugs*
>>
>> It's just resting.
>
>Why do I suddenly get the image of a parrot in my head?
>
>Well, I keep a load of strange stuff in my head, after all...

You ruined it :(

-- 
Kasper

DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>>> Here, have some grog!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *puts a barrel of grog on the floor an a million mugs*
>>>>> It's just resting.
>>>> It seems pretty dead to me.
>>>
>>> Try and poke it with this stick.
>>
>> There, it moved!
>>
> Rasmus was prophetic with his parrot-remark...

I'm the new Prophet of the Coming of the Parrot!

I'm not sure what happened to the last one...

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"Pixel  \"#~" <jjwwe...@phil.uu.nl> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>>> Here, have some grog!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *puts a barrel of grog on the floor an a million mugs*
>>>>> It's just resting.
>>>> It seems pretty dead to me.
>>> 
>>> Try and poke it with this stick.
>>
>>There, it moved!
>
> Moved where?

To France. That's why it seems dead. It just tries to speak french.

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Kasper <nospam@thanks.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>> Was it pirated? Has Guybrush taken it to Elaine as a loooove gift? Are
>>>> you drunk? You should be, you know!
>>>>
>>>> Here, have some grog!
>>>>
>>>> *puts a barrel of grog on the floor an a million mugs*
>>>
>>> It's just resting.
>>
>>Why do I suddenly get the image of a parrot in my head?
>>
>>Well, I keep a load of strange stuff in my head, after all...
>
> You ruined it :(

I did? I thought my head had been ruined for years.

Also, the images was already ruined. Someone spilled remoulade and
Gammel Dansk on it.

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Earlier Rasmus Bøg Hansen muttered:

>>>>>>> Here, have some grog!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> *puts a barrel of grog on the floor an a million mugs*
>>>>>> It's just resting.
>>>>> It seems pretty dead to me.
>>>> 
>>>> Try and poke it with this stick.
>>>
>>>There, it moved!
>>
>> Moved where?
>
>To France. That's why it seems dead. It just tries to speak french.

Hmmmm... I'll have some fries then.


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 www.warande.net/~pixel
 pixel at aglami dot net
 msn: johannesvanderwerf at hotmail dot com
 icq: 58550811
 www.aglami.net
-
 "This is the captain. We have a little problem
   with our entry sequence, so we may experience
   some slight... turbulence and then explode."
-

"Pixel  \"#~" <jjwweerrff@phil.uu.nl> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>>>>> Here, have some grog!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> *puts a barrel of grog on the floor an a million mugs*
>>>>>>> It's just resting.
>>>>>> It seems pretty dead to me.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Try and poke it with this stick.
>>>>
>>>>There, it moved!
>>>
>>> Moved where?
>>
>>To France. That's why it seems dead. It just tries to speak french.
>
> Hmmmm... I'll have some fries then.

With remoulade!

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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
When is it time to reinstall an operation system?
- When booted, the computer prints "Starting Windows..."
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On Sun, 25 Mar 2007 16:31:19 +0200, "Pixel  \"#~"
<jjwweerrff@phil.uu.nl> wrote:

>>>>> Try and poke it with this stick.
>>>>
>>>>There, it moved!
>>>
>>> Moved where?
>>
>>To France. That's why it seems dead. It just tries to speak french.
>
>Hmmmm... I'll have some fries then.

Friesland.

-- 
Kasper

Kasper <nospam@thanks.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>>> Try and poke it with this stick.
>>>>>
>>>>>There, it moved!
>>>>
>>>> Moved where?
>>>
>>>To France. That's why it seems dead. It just tries to speak french.
>>
>>Hmmmm... I'll have some fries then.
>
> Friesland.

Just fry it all.

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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
Quick! Give me the number for 911!
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:
>>> Well, I keep a load of strange stuff in my head, after all...
>> You ruined it :(
> 
> I did? I thought my head had been ruined for years.

Cultuurbarbaar!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H6DSoqZz_s

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ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:
>> Friesland.
> 
> Just fry it all.

Frying Friesland sounds like an excellent idea to me. Who's in?

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>>> Friesland.
>> Just fry it all.
> 
> Frying Friesland sounds like an excellent idea to me. Who's in?
> 
Depends. How much is it gonna cost? Will the planning commission have a 
say and how long is it gonna take after all the "bezwaarschriften"?

-- 
Danny.

DG wrote:
> Depends. How much is it gonna cost? Will the planning commission have a 
> say and how long is it gonna take after all the "bezwaarschriften"?

We don't need a planning commission and I figure it will take a total of
three barrels of grog. A barrel of grog is the official international
time unit in Aglami, right?

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ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>> Depends. How much is it gonna cost? Will the planning commission have a 
>> say and how long is it gonna take after all the "bezwaarschriften"?
> 
> We don't need a planning commission and I figure it will take a total of
> three barrels of grog. A barrel of grog is the official international
> time unit in Aglami, right?
> 
Is it a metric barrel?

-- 
Danny.

DG wrote:
>> We don't need a planning commission and I figure it will take a total of
>> three barrels of grog. A barrel of grog is the official international
>> time unit in Aglami, right?
>>
> Is it a metric barrel?

Good question. Let's measure this barrel right over here.

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ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>>> We don't need a planning commission and I figure it will take a total of
>>> three barrels of grog. A barrel of grog is the official international
>>> time unit in Aglami, right?
>>>
>> Is it a metric barrel?
> 
> Good question. Let's measure this barrel right over here.
> 
No good. It's empty. Pixel drank it all.

-- 
Danny.

DG wrote:
>>> Is it a metric barrel?
>> Good question. Let's measure this barrel right over here.
>> 
> No good. It's empty. Pixel drank it all.

That heartless, vicious bastard!! Well, we better fill it up again then,
aye?! So, let's set sail to Grog Island!! All we need is a ship, a map
and a crew.

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ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>>> Good question. Let's measure this barrel right over here.
>>>
>> No good. It's empty. Pixel drank it all.
> 
> That heartless, vicious bastard!! Well, we better fill it up again then,
> aye?! So, let's set sail to Grog Island!! All we need is a ship, a map
> and a crew.
> 
I've got a map. I'm just not sure if this is an island on it or just 
some weird coffee-stain. It looks suspiciously like a religious 
figure... Maybe we should sell it on e-bay instead?

-- 
Danny.

Earlier ervaqre muttered:

>>> Friesland.
>> 
>> Just fry it all.
>
>Frying Friesland sounds like an excellent idea to me. Who's in?

I am!


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   with our entry sequence, so we may experience
   some slight... turbulence and then explode."
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DG wrote:
>> That heartless, vicious bastard!! Well, we better fill it up again 
>> then, aye?! So, let's set sail to Grog Island!! All we need is a 
>> ship, a map and a crew.
>> 
> I've got a map. I'm just not sure if this is an island on it or just 
> some weird coffee-stain. It looks suspiciously like a religious 
> figure... Maybe we should sell it on e-bay instead?

SELL THE MAP OF GROG ISLAND ON E-BAY AND NOT GET OUR GROG!?!?! ARE YOU
INSANE?!?! MUTINEER!!!

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

Pixel "#~ wrote:
>> Frying Friesland sounds like an excellent idea to me. Who's in?
> 
> I am!

So how is it being in Friesland?

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ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>>> That heartless, vicious bastard!! Well, we better fill it up again 
>>> then, aye?! So, let's set sail to Grog Island!! All we need is a 
>>> ship, a map and a crew.
>>>
>> I've got a map. I'm just not sure if this is an island on it or just 
>> some weird coffee-stain. It looks suspiciously like a religious 
>> figure... Maybe we should sell it on e-bay instead?
> 
> SELL THE MAP OF GROG ISLAND ON E-BAY AND NOT GET OUR GROG!?!?! ARE YOU
> INSANE?!?! MUTINEER!!!
> 
But think how many wooden nickels we'd get! Besides: we can make a copy 
of the darn map. And the copy wouldn't have that disgusting spilt rancid 
coffee smell. Although it does chase away the rats.

-- 
Danny.

DG wrote:
> But think how many wooden nickels we'd get! Besides: we can make a copy 
> of the darn map. And the copy wouldn't have that disgusting spilt rancid 
> coffee smell. Although it does chase away the rats.

Huh?? You can't stand disgusting spilt rancid coffee smell? And you call
yourself a pirate??

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>> But think how many wooden nickels we'd get! Besides: we can make a copy 
>> of the darn map. And the copy wouldn't have that disgusting spilt rancid 
>> coffee smell. Although it does chase away the rats.
> 
> Huh?? You can't stand disgusting spilt rancid coffee smell? And you call
> yourself a pirate??
> 
The spilt rancid coffee smell is preferable over your halitosis. But one 
can have too much of a good thing.

-- 
Danny.

DG wrote:
> The spilt rancid coffee smell is preferable over your halitosis. But one 
> can have too much of a good thing.

There you have a point. We need more bad things in here, such as the
work of the devil. But what do we have? Nothing, all people in here seem
to be angels. Yech!

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>> The spilt rancid coffee smell is preferable over your halitosis. But one 
>> can have too much of a good thing.
> 
> There you have a point. We need more bad things in here, such as the
> work of the devil. But what do we have? Nothing, all people in here seem
> to be angels. Yech!
> 
This could be a good start:
              ..---n---..
         .--""'   / \   '""--.
       ."        |   |        ".
     ."          |   |          ".
    /           /     \           \
   /           |       |           \
  .=-----------+-------+-----------=.
  / "-.       /         \       .-" \
.'    ".    |           |    ."    '.
|       "-. |           | .-"       |
|          )-.         .-(          |
"         |   ".     ."   |         "
  \       /      "-.-"      \       /
  ".     |      .-' '-.      |     ."
   \     |    ."       ".    |     /
    \   /  .-"           "-.  \   /
     ".|.-"                 "-.|."
       ".                     ."
         "--..           ..--"
             '""-------""'

*actual size

-- 
Danny.

DG wrote:
> This could be a good start:

I'm just not so sure....what the hell is it?!!?

>               ..---n---..
>          .--""'   / \   '""--.
>        ."        |   |        ".
>      ."          |   |          ".
>     /           /     \           \
>    /           |       |           \
>   .=-----------+-------+-----------=.
>   / "-.       /         \       .-" \
> .'    ".    |           |    ."    '.
> |       "-. |           | .-"       |
> |          )-.         .-(          |
> "         |   ".     ."   |         "
>   \       /      "-.-"      \       /
>   ".     |      .-' '-.      |     ."
>    \     |    ."       ".    |     /
>     \   /  .-"           "-.  \   /
>      ".|.-"                 "-.|."
>        ".                     ."
>          "--..           ..--"
>              '""-------""'
> 
> *actual size

Is it a star? Is it a bird? Is it a phantom?

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>> This could be a good start:
> 
> I'm just not so sure....what the hell is it?!!?
> 
>>               ..---n---..
>>          .--""'   / \   '""--.
>>        ."        |   |        ".
>>      ."          |   |          ".
>>     /           /     \           \
>>    /           |       |           \
>>   .=-----------+-------+-----------=.
>>   / "-.       /         \       .-" \
>> .'    ".    |           |    ."    '.
>> |       "-. |           | .-"       |
>> |          )-.         .-(          |
>> "         |   ".     ."   |         "
>>   \       /      "-.-"      \       /
>>   ".     |      .-' '-.      |     ."
>>    \     |    ."       ".    |     /
>>     \   /  .-"           "-.  \   /
>>      ".|.-"                 "-.|."
>>        ".                     ."
>>          "--..           ..--"
>>              '""-------""'
>>
>> *actual size
> 
> Is it a star? Is it a bird? Is it a phantom?
> 
A pentagram of death. At least for the very ticklish.

-- 
Danny.

DG wrote:
> ervaqre schreef:
>>> This could be a good start:
>> I'm just not so sure....what the hell is it?!!?
>>
>>>               ..---n---..
>>>          .--""'   / \   '""--.
>>>        ."        |   |        ".
>>>      ."          |   |          ".
>>>     /           /     \           \
>>>    /           |       |           \
>>>   .=-----------+-------+-----------=.
>>>   / "-.       /         \       .-" \
>>> .'    ".    |           |    ."    '.
>>> |       "-. |           | .-"       |
>>> |          )-.         .-(          |
>>> "         |   ".     ."   |         "
>>>   \       /      "-.-"      \       /
>>>   ".     |      .-' '-.      |     ."
>>>    \     |    ."       ".    |     /
>>>     \   /  .-"           "-.  \   /
>>>      ".|.-"                 "-.|."
>>>        ".                     ."
>>>          "--..           ..--"
>>>              '""-------""'
>>>
>>> *actual size
>> Is it a star? Is it a bird? Is it a phantom?
>>
> A pentagram of death. At least for the very ticklish.

And what is this line =--+--+--= through it?

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ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>>> Is it a star? Is it a bird? Is it a phantom?
>>>
>> A pentagram of death. At least for the very ticklish.
> 
> And what is this line =--+--+--= through it?
> 
Don't touch that! That's the deadly part!

-- 
Danny.

DG wrote:
>>> A pentagram of death. At least for the very ticklish.
>> And what is this line =--+--+--= through it?
>>
> Don't touch that! That's the deadly part!

How does it work? Will it activate some sort of mechanism? We need
somebody to test it. Where's Thomas Langaard?

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ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>>>> A pentagram of death. At least for the very ticklish.
>>> And what is this line =--+--+--= through it?
>>>
>> Don't touch that! That's the deadly part!
> 
> How does it work? Will it activate some sort of mechanism? We need
> somebody to test it. Where's Thomas Langaard?
> 
I don't know how it works. It's magic, voodoo or something with a hidden 
trap door in a coffin.

Try licking it.

-- 
Danny.

DG wrote:
>> How does it work? Will it activate some sort of mechanism? We need
>> somebody to test it. Where's Thomas Langaard?
>>
> I don't know how it works. It's magic, voodoo or something with a hidden 
> trap door in a coffin.
> 
> Try licking it.

Licking? Ahh...yes, where is blondestranger anyway?

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ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>> I don't know how it works. It's magic, voodoo or something with a hidden 
>> trap door in a coffin.
>>
>> Try licking it.
> 
> Licking? Ahh...yes, where is blondestranger anyway?
> 
She's probably looking for that big ass sword of hers to combat your 
evil nosehair.

-- 
Danny.

DG wrote...
| > Licking? Ahh...yes, where is blondestranger anyway?
| > 
| She's probably looking for that big ass sword of hers to combat your 
| evil nosehair.

That one? Ahh....that one? Ahh....that one? Ahhhhh...that one? Ahaaaa! 
That one! That one? That one...ahhh? Ahhh...that one? 

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
> | She's probably looking for that big ass sword of hers to combat your 
> | evil nosehair.
> 
> That one? Ahh....that one? Ahh....that one? Ahhhhh...that one? Ahaaaa! 
> That one! That one? That one...ahhh? Ahhh...that one? 
> 
Finally she decides to go for the rocket launcher because it matches her 
outfit the best.

-- 
Danny.

DG wrote...
| Finally she decides to go for the rocket launcher because it matches her 
| outfit the best.

Rocket launchers are very slow. No match for the Flak Canon in close 
combat and in bigger maps the Sniper Rifle is way more efficient!

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ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
> | Finally she decides to go for the rocket launcher because it matches her 
> | outfit the best.
> 
> Rocket launchers are very slow. No match for the Flak Canon in close 
> combat and in bigger maps the Sniper Rifle is way more efficient!
> 
I think Blonde is pretty capable of firing a rocket faster than you'd 
suspect.

-- 
Danny.

DG wrote...
| I think Blonde is pretty capable of firing a rocket faster than you'd 
| suspect.

No way dude, deblon is a very slow person. Just look at her ears. 

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
> | I think Blonde is pretty capable of firing a rocket faster than you'd 
> | suspect.
> 
> No way dude, deblon is a very slow person. Just look at her ears. 
> 
That's not what I focus on. And I bet you're too busy looking at her 
nosehair.

-- 
Danny.

DG wrote...
| > No way dude, deblon is a very slow person. Just look at her ears. 
| > 
| That's not what I focus on. And I bet you're too busy looking at her 
| nosehair.

No, I have an ear fetish as well. Ear hair fetish, to be more precise.

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ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
> | > No way dude, deblon is a very slow person. Just look at her ears. 
> | > 
> | That's not what I focus on. And I bet you're too busy looking at her 
> | nosehair.
> 
> No, I have an ear fetish as well. Ear hair fetish, to be more precise.
> 
Hair on top of the ear or in the ear?

-- 
Danny.

DG wrote...
| > No, I have an ear fetish as well. Ear hair fetish, to be more precise.
| > 
| Hair on top of the ear or in the ear?

In the middle. It reminds me of pussy.

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ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer