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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
> What's the best use for bananas?
> 
> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make people fall
> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make yourself fall
> [ ] Eating
> [X] Trapping monkeys
> 
> Put only one X.
> 

If you trap the monkeys you'll:

[ ] Have all the other bananas to yourself
[ ] Prevent the monkeys from hurting themselves when slipping on banana 
peels
[ ] Have fun sixties pop music in the background
[ ] You can spank the monkeys that used to be on your back

Put only one X.

-- 
Danny.

Earlier Rasmus Bøg Hansen muttered:

>What's the best use for bananas?
>
>[ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make people fall
>[ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make yourself fall
>[ ] Eating
>[X] Trapping monkeys
>
>Put only one X.


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"DG" <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> wrote in message 
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> Rasmus Břg Hansen schreef:
>> What's the best use for bananas?
>>
>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make people fall
>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make yourself fall
>> [ ] Eating
>> [X] Trapping monkeys
>>
>> Put only one X.
>>
>
> If you trap the monkeys you'll:
>
> [ ] Have all the other bananas to yourself
> [ ] Prevent the monkeys from hurting themselves when slipping on banana 
> peels
> [X] Have fun sixties pop music in the background
> [ ] You can spank the monkeys that used to be on your back
>
> Put only one X.


Choose your favorite Monkey:

[ ] Davey
[ ] Peter
[ ] Mickey
[ ] Mike

Put only one X.


instructed
The BEAST

Her Benevolence, The BEAST schreef:
>>> What's the best use for bananas?
>>>
>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make people fall
>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make yourself fall
>>> [ ] Eating
>>> [X] Trapping monkeys
>>>
>>> Put only one X.
>>>
>> If you trap the monkeys you'll:
>>
>> [ ] Have all the other bananas to yourself
>> [ ] Prevent the monkeys from hurting themselves when slipping on banana 
>> peels
>> [X] Have fun sixties pop music in the background
>> [ ] You can spank the monkeys that used to be on your back
>>
>> Put only one X.
> 
> 
> Choose your favorite Monkey:
> 
> [ ] Davey
> [ ] Peter
> [X] Mickey
> [ ] Mike
> 
> Put only one X.

If you were a Monkey, what would your spirit animal helper be?

[ ] A mouse
[ ] A moose
[ ] A flying squirrel
[ ] A beaver

Put only one X.

-- 
Danny.

DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>> What's the best use for bananas?
>>>>
>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make people fall
>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make yourself fall
>>>> [ ] Eating
>>>> [X] Trapping monkeys
>>>>
>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>
>>> If you trap the monkeys you'll:
>>>
>>> [ ] Have all the other bananas to yourself
>>> [ ] Prevent the monkeys from hurting themselves when slipping on
>>> banana peels
>>> [X] Have fun sixties pop music in the background
>>> [ ] You can spank the monkeys that used to be on your back
>>>
>>> Put only one X.
>>
>>
>> Choose your favorite Monkey:
>>
>> [ ] Davey
>> [ ] Peter
>> [X] Mickey
>> [ ] Mike
>>
>> Put only one X.
>
> If you were a Monkey, what would your spirit animal helper be?
>
> [ ] A mouse
> [ ] A moose
> [ ] A flying squirrel
> [X] A beaver
>
> Put only one X.

If you beaver was coloured, what colour would it be?

[ ] Black as night
[ ] Yellow and blue striped
[ ] Pink
[ ] Translucent

Put only one X.

-- 
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Computers are like airconditioners:
They stop working properly if you open windows.
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --

Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>> What's the best use for bananas?
>>>>>
>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make people fall
>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make yourself fall
>>>>> [ ] Eating
>>>>> [X] Trapping monkeys
>>>>>
>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>
>>>> If you trap the monkeys you'll:
>>>>
>>>> [ ] Have all the other bananas to yourself
>>>> [ ] Prevent the monkeys from hurting themselves when slipping on
>>>> banana peels
>>>> [X] Have fun sixties pop music in the background
>>>> [ ] You can spank the monkeys that used to be on your back
>>>>
>>>> Put only one X.
>>>
>>> Choose your favorite Monkey:
>>>
>>> [ ] Davey
>>> [ ] Peter
>>> [X] Mickey
>>> [ ] Mike
>>>
>>> Put only one X.
>> If you were a Monkey, what would your spirit animal helper be?
>>
>> [ ] A mouse
>> [ ] A moose
>> [ ] A flying squirrel
>> [X] A beaver
>>
>> Put only one X.
> 
> If you beaver was coloured, what colour would it be?
> 
> [X] Black as night
> [ ] Yellow and blue striped
> [ ] Pink
> [ ] Translucent
> 
> Put only one X.
> 

How would you find your beaver at night?

[ ] Shout
[ ] Scream
[ ] Holler
[ ] None of the above

Put only one X.

-- 
Danny.

DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>>> What's the best use for bananas?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make people fall
>>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make yourself fall
>>>>>> [ ] Eating
>>>>>> [X] Trapping monkeys
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>
>>>>> If you trap the monkeys you'll:
>>>>>
>>>>> [ ] Have all the other bananas to yourself
>>>>> [ ] Prevent the monkeys from hurting themselves when slipping on
>>>>> banana peels
>>>>> [X] Have fun sixties pop music in the background
>>>>> [ ] You can spank the monkeys that used to be on your back
>>>>>
>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>
>>>> Choose your favorite Monkey:
>>>>
>>>> [ ] Davey
>>>> [ ] Peter
>>>> [X] Mickey
>>>> [ ] Mike
>>>>
>>>> Put only one X.
>>> If you were a Monkey, what would your spirit animal helper be?
>>>
>>> [ ] A mouse
>>> [ ] A moose
>>> [ ] A flying squirrel
>>> [X] A beaver
>>>
>>> Put only one X.
>>
>> If you beaver was coloured, what colour would it be?
>>
>> [X] Black as night
>> [ ] Yellow and blue striped
>> [ ] Pink
>> [ ] Translucent
>>
>> Put only one X.
>>
>
> How would you find your beaver at night?
>
> [ ] Shout
> [ ] Scream
> [ ] Holler
> [X] None of the above
>
> Put only one X.

Why wouldn't you want to find you beaver at night?

[ ] It is too drunk.
[ ] The colour blends into the night and makes it impossible to find.
[ ] You are too drunk.
[ ] You are busy playing the Aglami Game.

Put only one X.

-- 
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Is it safe?
Yes, it is perfectly safe - it is us, that are in trouble!
         - Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --

A day without Rasmus Bøg Hansen is like a day without sunshine...

> DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
> Afterwards the following was on the screen:
> 
>>>>>>> What's the best use for bananas?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make people fall
>>>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make yourself fall
>>>>>>> [ ] Eating
>>>>>>> [X] Trapping monkeys
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> If you trap the monkeys you'll:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> [ ] Have all the other bananas to yourself
>>>>>> [ ] Prevent the monkeys from hurting themselves when slipping on
>>>>>> banana peels
>>>>>> [X] Have fun sixties pop music in the background
>>>>>> [ ] You can spank the monkeys that used to be on your back
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>> Choose your favorite Monkey:
>>>>>
>>>>> [ ] Davey
>>>>> [ ] Peter
>>>>> [X] Mickey
>>>>> [ ] Mike
>>>>>
>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>> If you were a Monkey, what would your spirit animal helper be?
>>>>
>>>> [ ] A mouse
>>>> [ ] A moose
>>>> [ ] A flying squirrel
>>>> [X] A beaver
>>>>
>>>> Put only one X.
>>> If you beaver was coloured, what colour would it be?
>>>
>>> [X] Black as night
>>> [ ] Yellow and blue striped
>>> [ ] Pink
>>> [ ] Translucent
>>>
>>> Put only one X.
>>>
>> How would you find your beaver at night?
>>
>> [ ] Shout
>> [ ] Scream
>> [ ] Holler
>> [X] None of the above
>>
>> Put only one X.
> 
> Why wouldn't you want to find you beaver at night?
> 
> [ ] It is too drunk.
> [ ] The colour blends into the night and makes it impossible to find.
> [ ] You are too drunk.
> [X] You are busy playing the Aglami Game.
> 
> Put only one X.

What is your favourite scene from the Aglami Game?

[ ] The lightsaber fight.
[ ] Pixel's gripping death scene.
[ ] Breaking into Google.
[ ] Buying a shrubbery.

Put only one X.

-- 
Daffy
Now it's your turn.

Shameless mention of aglami.net goes here.

Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>> What's the best use for bananas?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make people fall
>>>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make yourself fall
>>>>>>> [ ] Eating
>>>>>>> [X] Trapping monkeys
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> If you trap the monkeys you'll:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> [ ] Have all the other bananas to yourself
>>>>>> [ ] Prevent the monkeys from hurting themselves when slipping on
>>>>>> banana peels
>>>>>> [X] Have fun sixties pop music in the background
>>>>>> [ ] You can spank the monkeys that used to be on your back
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>> Choose your favorite Monkey:
>>>>>
>>>>> [ ] Davey
>>>>> [ ] Peter
>>>>> [X] Mickey
>>>>> [ ] Mike
>>>>>
>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>> If you were a Monkey, what would your spirit animal helper be?
>>>>
>>>> [ ] A mouse
>>>> [ ] A moose
>>>> [ ] A flying squirrel
>>>> [X] A beaver
>>>>
>>>> Put only one X.
>>> If you beaver was coloured, what colour would it be?
>>>
>>> [X] Black as night
>>> [ ] Yellow and blue striped
>>> [ ] Pink
>>> [ ] Translucent
>>>
>>> Put only one X.
>>>
>> How would you find your beaver at night?
>>
>> [ ] Shout
>> [ ] Scream
>> [ ] Holler
>> [X] None of the above
>>
>> Put only one X.
> 
> Why wouldn't you want to find you beaver at night?
> 
> [X] It is too drunk.
> [ ] The colour blends into the night and makes it impossible to find.
> [ ] You are too drunk.
> [ ] You are busy playing the Aglami Game.
> 
> Put only one X.

How drunk would your beaver be if your beaver could be drunk?

[ ] As drunk as 3 men of low moral fibre
[ ] As drunk as Arthur
[ ] As drunk as a skunk
[ ] As Paula Abdul driving to rehab

-- 
Danny.

Earlier Daffy muttered:

>> [X] You are busy playing the Aglami Game.
>> 
>> Put only one X.
>
>What is your favourite scene from the Aglami Game?
>
>[ ] The lightsaber fight.
>[ ] Pixel's gripping death scene.
>[ ] Breaking into Google.
>[ ] Buying a shrubbery.
>
>Put only one X.

Woooooh!
Rewind!

I die???


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 pixel at aglami dot net
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 "This is the captain. We have a little problem
   with our entry sequence, so we may experience
   some slight... turbulence and then explode."
-

A day without Pixel "#~ is like a day without sunshine...

>>> [X] You are busy playing the Aglami Game.
>>>
>>> Put only one X.
>> What is your favourite scene from the Aglami Game?
>>
>> [ ] The lightsaber fight.
>> [ ] Pixel's gripping death scene.
>> [ ] Breaking into Google.
>> [ ] Buying a shrubbery.
>>
>> Put only one X.
> 
> Woooooh!
> Rewind!
> 
> I die???

Wasn't there something in there where you have to make everyone think 
you are dying?

-- 
Daffy
Now it's your turn.

Earlier Daffy muttered:

>>> [ ] The lightsaber fight.
>>> [ ] Pixel's gripping death scene.
>>> [ ] Breaking into Google.
>>> [ ] Buying a shrubbery.
>>>
>>> Put only one X.
>> 
>> Woooooh!
>> Rewind!
>> 
>> I die???
>
>Wasn't there something in there where you have to make everyone think 
>you are dying?

I don't really remember a script. Well, not a script involving me
really...


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 pixel at aglami dot net
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 "This is the captain. We have a little problem
   with our entry sequence, so we may experience
   some slight... turbulence and then explode."
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DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>>>>> What's the best use for bananas?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make people fall
>>>>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make yourself fall
>>>>>>>> [ ] Eating
>>>>>>>> [X] Trapping monkeys
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> If you trap the monkeys you'll:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> [ ] Have all the other bananas to yourself
>>>>>>> [ ] Prevent the monkeys from hurting themselves when slipping on
>>>>>>> banana peels
>>>>>>> [X] Have fun sixties pop music in the background
>>>>>>> [ ] You can spank the monkeys that used to be on your back
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>> Choose your favorite Monkey:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> [ ] Davey
>>>>>> [ ] Peter
>>>>>> [X] Mickey
>>>>>> [ ] Mike
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>> If you were a Monkey, what would your spirit animal helper be?
>>>>>
>>>>> [ ] A mouse
>>>>> [ ] A moose
>>>>> [ ] A flying squirrel
>>>>> [X] A beaver
>>>>>
>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>> If you beaver was coloured, what colour would it be?
>>>>
>>>> [X] Black as night
>>>> [ ] Yellow and blue striped
>>>> [ ] Pink
>>>> [ ] Translucent
>>>>
>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>
>>> How would you find your beaver at night?
>>>
>>> [ ] Shout
>>> [ ] Scream
>>> [ ] Holler
>>> [X] None of the above
>>>
>>> Put only one X.
>>
>> Why wouldn't you want to find you beaver at night?
>>
>> [X] It is too drunk.
>> [ ] The colour blends into the night and makes it impossible to find.
>> [ ] You are too drunk.
>> [ ] You are busy playing the Aglami Game.
>>
>> Put only one X.
>
> How drunk would your beaver be if your beaver could be drunk?
>
> [X] As drunk as 3 men of low moral fibre
> [ ] As drunk as Arthur
> [ ] As drunk as a skunk
> [ ] As Paula Abdul driving to rehab

Which low moral fiber man is most like you?

[ ] That fat one.
[ ] The tall one.
[ ] The third one.
[ ] You feel mostly like the rat.

-- 
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at
the ground and miss.
                                        -- Douglas Adams
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --

Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>> What's the best use for bananas?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make people fall
>>>>>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make yourself fall
>>>>>>>>> [ ] Eating
>>>>>>>>> [X] Trapping monkeys
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> If you trap the monkeys you'll:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> [ ] Have all the other bananas to yourself
>>>>>>>> [ ] Prevent the monkeys from hurting themselves when slipping on
>>>>>>>> banana peels
>>>>>>>> [X] Have fun sixties pop music in the background
>>>>>>>> [ ] You can spank the monkeys that used to be on your back
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>> Choose your favorite Monkey:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> [ ] Davey
>>>>>>> [ ] Peter
>>>>>>> [X] Mickey
>>>>>>> [ ] Mike
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>> If you were a Monkey, what would your spirit animal helper be?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> [ ] A mouse
>>>>>> [ ] A moose
>>>>>> [ ] A flying squirrel
>>>>>> [X] A beaver
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>> If you beaver was coloured, what colour would it be?
>>>>>
>>>>> [X] Black as night
>>>>> [ ] Yellow and blue striped
>>>>> [ ] Pink
>>>>> [ ] Translucent
>>>>>
>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>
>>>> How would you find your beaver at night?
>>>>
>>>> [ ] Shout
>>>> [ ] Scream
>>>> [ ] Holler
>>>> [X] None of the above
>>>>
>>>> Put only one X.
>>> Why wouldn't you want to find you beaver at night?
>>>
>>> [X] It is too drunk.
>>> [ ] The colour blends into the night and makes it impossible to find.
>>> [ ] You are too drunk.
>>> [ ] You are busy playing the Aglami Game.
>>>
>>> Put only one X.
>> How drunk would your beaver be if your beaver could be drunk?
>>
>> [X] As drunk as 3 men of low moral fibre
>> [ ] As drunk as Arthur
>> [ ] As drunk as a skunk
>> [ ] As Paula Abdul driving to rehab
> 
> Which low moral fiber man is most like you?
> 
> [ ] That fat one.
> [ ] The tall one.
> [ ] The third one.
> [X] You feel mostly like the rat.
> 

What would you use to catch a rat?

[ ] A box, a piece of string, a stick and cheese
[ ] A female rat costume to dress up in
[ ] KFC
[ ] Another rat

-- 
Danny.

DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>>>>>>> What's the best use for bananas?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make people fall
>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make yourself fall
>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Eating
>>>>>>>>>> [X] Trapping monkeys
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> If you trap the monkeys you'll:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> [ ] Have all the other bananas to yourself
>>>>>>>>> [ ] Prevent the monkeys from hurting themselves when slipping on
>>>>>>>>> banana peels
>>>>>>>>> [X] Have fun sixties pop music in the background
>>>>>>>>> [ ] You can spank the monkeys that used to be on your back
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>> Choose your favorite Monkey:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> [ ] Davey
>>>>>>>> [ ] Peter
>>>>>>>> [X] Mickey
>>>>>>>> [ ] Mike
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>> If you were a Monkey, what would your spirit animal helper be?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> [ ] A mouse
>>>>>>> [ ] A moose
>>>>>>> [ ] A flying squirrel
>>>>>>> [X] A beaver
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>> If you beaver was coloured, what colour would it be?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> [X] Black as night
>>>>>> [ ] Yellow and blue striped
>>>>>> [ ] Pink
>>>>>> [ ] Translucent
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>
>>>>> How would you find your beaver at night?
>>>>>
>>>>> [ ] Shout
>>>>> [ ] Scream
>>>>> [ ] Holler
>>>>> [X] None of the above
>>>>>
>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>> Why wouldn't you want to find you beaver at night?
>>>>
>>>> [X] It is too drunk.
>>>> [ ] The colour blends into the night and makes it impossible to find.
>>>> [ ] You are too drunk.
>>>> [ ] You are busy playing the Aglami Game.
>>>>
>>>> Put only one X.
>>> How drunk would your beaver be if your beaver could be drunk?
>>>
>>> [X] As drunk as 3 men of low moral fibre
>>> [ ] As drunk as Arthur
>>> [ ] As drunk as a skunk
>>> [ ] As Paula Abdul driving to rehab
>>
>> Which low moral fiber man is most like you?
>>
>> [ ] That fat one.
>> [ ] The tall one.
>> [ ] The third one.
>> [X] You feel mostly like the rat.
>>
>
> What would you use to catch a rat?
>
> [ ] A box, a piece of string, a stick and cheese
> [X] A female rat costume to dress up in
> [ ] KFC
> [ ] Another rat

When the female rat costume does not work, why do you think it is so?

[ ] It's not a box, a piece of string, a stick and cheese.
[ ] You simply looked to silly.
[ ] You were on a date with a rat but wakes up in the morning with a
    mouse, a headache and absolutely no memory of yesterday.
[ ] The female rat costume was out of stock so you got a LeChuck
    costume instead.

-- 
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
Anything is possible given the willpower and sufficient pizza.
                             -- Gusty on alt.fan.douglas-adams
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --

Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>>>> What's the best use for bananas?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make people fall
>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make yourself fall
>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Eating
>>>>>>>>>>> [X] Trapping monkeys
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> If you trap the monkeys you'll:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Have all the other bananas to yourself
>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Prevent the monkeys from hurting themselves when slipping on
>>>>>>>>>> banana peels
>>>>>>>>>> [X] Have fun sixties pop music in the background
>>>>>>>>>> [ ] You can spank the monkeys that used to be on your back
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>> Choose your favorite Monkey:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> [ ] Davey
>>>>>>>>> [ ] Peter
>>>>>>>>> [X] Mickey
>>>>>>>>> [ ] Mike
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>> If you were a Monkey, what would your spirit animal helper be?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> [ ] A mouse
>>>>>>>> [ ] A moose
>>>>>>>> [ ] A flying squirrel
>>>>>>>> [X] A beaver
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>> If you beaver was coloured, what colour would it be?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> [X] Black as night
>>>>>>> [ ] Yellow and blue striped
>>>>>>> [ ] Pink
>>>>>>> [ ] Translucent
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> How would you find your beaver at night?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> [ ] Shout
>>>>>> [ ] Scream
>>>>>> [ ] Holler
>>>>>> [X] None of the above
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>> Why wouldn't you want to find you beaver at night?
>>>>>
>>>>> [X] It is too drunk.
>>>>> [ ] The colour blends into the night and makes it impossible to find.
>>>>> [ ] You are too drunk.
>>>>> [ ] You are busy playing the Aglami Game.
>>>>>
>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>> How drunk would your beaver be if your beaver could be drunk?
>>>>
>>>> [X] As drunk as 3 men of low moral fibre
>>>> [ ] As drunk as Arthur
>>>> [ ] As drunk as a skunk
>>>> [ ] As Paula Abdul driving to rehab
>>> Which low moral fiber man is most like you?
>>>
>>> [ ] That fat one.
>>> [ ] The tall one.
>>> [ ] The third one.
>>> [X] You feel mostly like the rat.
>>>
>> What would you use to catch a rat?
>>
>> [ ] A box, a piece of string, a stick and cheese
>> [X] A female rat costume to dress up in
>> [ ] KFC
>> [ ] Another rat
> 
> When the female rat costume does not work, why do you think it is so?
> 
> [ ] It's not a box, a piece of string, a stick and cheese.
> [ ] You simply looked to silly.
> [ ] You were on a date with a rat but wakes up in the morning with a
>     mouse, a headache and absolutely no memory of yesterday.
> [X] The female rat costume was out of stock so you got a LeChuck
>     costume instead.

What specifically about the LeChuck costume didn't do anything for the rat?

[ ] It was clear to the rat there was no tail to be gotten.
[ ] The rat regretted the last time he had a wild night with LeChuck.
[ ] The costume came with a reasonable facsimile to LeChuck's smell.
[ ] The costume came with genuine LeChuck smell because it was used by 
LeChuck in The Curse of Monkey Island.

Put only one X.

-- 
Danny.

DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>>>>>>>>> What's the best use for bananas?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make people fall
>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make yourself fall
>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Eating
>>>>>>>>>>>> [X] Trapping monkeys
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> If you trap the monkeys you'll:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Have all the other bananas to yourself
>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Prevent the monkeys from hurting themselves when slipping on
>>>>>>>>>>> banana peels
>>>>>>>>>>> [X] Have fun sixties pop music in the background
>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] You can spank the monkeys that used to be on your back
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>> Choose your favorite Monkey:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Davey
>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Peter
>>>>>>>>>> [X] Mickey
>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Mike
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>> If you were a Monkey, what would your spirit animal helper be?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> [ ] A mouse
>>>>>>>>> [ ] A moose
>>>>>>>>> [ ] A flying squirrel
>>>>>>>>> [X] A beaver
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>> If you beaver was coloured, what colour would it be?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> [X] Black as night
>>>>>>>> [ ] Yellow and blue striped
>>>>>>>> [ ] Pink
>>>>>>>> [ ] Translucent
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> How would you find your beaver at night?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> [ ] Shout
>>>>>>> [ ] Scream
>>>>>>> [ ] Holler
>>>>>>> [X] None of the above
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>> Why wouldn't you want to find you beaver at night?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> [X] It is too drunk.
>>>>>> [ ] The colour blends into the night and makes it impossible to find.
>>>>>> [ ] You are too drunk.
>>>>>> [ ] You are busy playing the Aglami Game.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>> How drunk would your beaver be if your beaver could be drunk?
>>>>>
>>>>> [X] As drunk as 3 men of low moral fibre
>>>>> [ ] As drunk as Arthur
>>>>> [ ] As drunk as a skunk
>>>>> [ ] As Paula Abdul driving to rehab
>>>> Which low moral fiber man is most like you?
>>>>
>>>> [ ] That fat one.
>>>> [ ] The tall one.
>>>> [ ] The third one.
>>>> [X] You feel mostly like the rat.
>>>>
>>> What would you use to catch a rat?
>>>
>>> [ ] A box, a piece of string, a stick and cheese
>>> [X] A female rat costume to dress up in
>>> [ ] KFC
>>> [ ] Another rat
>>
>> When the female rat costume does not work, why do you think it is so?
>>
>> [ ] It's not a box, a piece of string, a stick and cheese.
>> [ ] You simply looked to silly.
>> [ ] You were on a date with a rat but wakes up in the morning with a
>>     mouse, a headache and absolutely no memory of yesterday.
>> [X] The female rat costume was out of stock so you got a LeChuck
>>     costume instead.
>
> What specifically about the LeChuck costume didn't do anything for the rat?
>
> [ ] It was clear to the rat there was no tail to be gotten.
> [X] The rat regretted the last time he had a wild night with LeChuck.
> [ ] The costume came with a reasonable facsimile to LeChuck's smell.
> [ ] The costume came with genuine LeChuck smell because it was used by
> LeChuck in The Curse of Monkey Island.

I you should get LeChuck laid you would:

[ ] Have eerie, spooky music.
[ ] Take him to the cinema.
[ ] Die.
[ ] Make a voodoo doll of LeChuck.

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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> What's the best use for bananas?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make people fall
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make yourself fall
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Eating
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [X] Trapping monkeys
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> If you trap the monkeys you'll:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Have all the other bananas to yourself
>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Prevent the monkeys from hurting themselves when slipping on
>>>>>>>>>>>> banana peels
>>>>>>>>>>>> [X] Have fun sixties pop music in the background
>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] You can spank the monkeys that used to be on your back
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>>> Choose your favorite Monkey:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Davey
>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Peter
>>>>>>>>>>> [X] Mickey
>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Mike
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>> If you were a Monkey, what would your spirit animal helper be?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> [ ] A mouse
>>>>>>>>>> [ ] A moose
>>>>>>>>>> [ ] A flying squirrel
>>>>>>>>>> [X] A beaver
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>> If you beaver was coloured, what colour would it be?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> [X] Black as night
>>>>>>>>> [ ] Yellow and blue striped
>>>>>>>>> [ ] Pink
>>>>>>>>> [ ] Translucent
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> How would you find your beaver at night?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> [ ] Shout
>>>>>>>> [ ] Scream
>>>>>>>> [ ] Holler
>>>>>>>> [X] None of the above
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>> Why wouldn't you want to find you beaver at night?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> [X] It is too drunk.
>>>>>>> [ ] The colour blends into the night and makes it impossible to find.
>>>>>>> [ ] You are too drunk.
>>>>>>> [ ] You are busy playing the Aglami Game.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>> How drunk would your beaver be if your beaver could be drunk?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> [X] As drunk as 3 men of low moral fibre
>>>>>> [ ] As drunk as Arthur
>>>>>> [ ] As drunk as a skunk
>>>>>> [ ] As Paula Abdul driving to rehab
>>>>> Which low moral fiber man is most like you?
>>>>>
>>>>> [ ] That fat one.
>>>>> [ ] The tall one.
>>>>> [ ] The third one.
>>>>> [X] You feel mostly like the rat.
>>>>>
>>>> What would you use to catch a rat?
>>>>
>>>> [ ] A box, a piece of string, a stick and cheese
>>>> [X] A female rat costume to dress up in
>>>> [ ] KFC
>>>> [ ] Another rat
>>> When the female rat costume does not work, why do you think it is so?
>>>
>>> [ ] It's not a box, a piece of string, a stick and cheese.
>>> [ ] You simply looked to silly.
>>> [ ] You were on a date with a rat but wakes up in the morning with a
>>>     mouse, a headache and absolutely no memory of yesterday.
>>> [X] The female rat costume was out of stock so you got a LeChuck
>>>     costume instead.
>> What specifically about the LeChuck costume didn't do anything for the rat?
>>
>> [ ] It was clear to the rat there was no tail to be gotten.
>> [X] The rat regretted the last time he had a wild night with LeChuck.
>> [ ] The costume came with a reasonable facsimile to LeChuck's smell.
>> [ ] The costume came with genuine LeChuck smell because it was used by
>> LeChuck in The Curse of Monkey Island.
> 
> I you should get LeChuck laid you would:
> 
> [ ] Have eerie, spooky music.
> [ ] Take him to the cinema.
> [ ] Die.
> [X] Make a voodoo doll of LeChuck.
> 

Where would you shove up your pin in the LeChuck Voodoo Doll [TM]?

[ ] The duodenum.
[ ] The anterior lobe of hypophysis.
[ ] The thymus
[ ] I'd bust one in his left patella

Put only one X.

-- 
Danny.
Now where's my Twin Peaks Soundtrack...

DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What's the best use for bananas?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make people fall
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make yourself fall
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Eating
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [X] Trapping monkeys
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you trap the monkeys you'll:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Have all the other bananas to yourself
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Prevent the monkeys from hurting themselves when slipping on
>>>>>>>>>>>>> banana peels
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [X] Have fun sixties pop music in the background
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] You can spank the monkeys that used to be on your back
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Choose your favorite Monkey:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Davey
>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Peter
>>>>>>>>>>>> [X] Mickey
>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Mike
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>>> If you were a Monkey, what would your spirit animal helper be?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] A mouse
>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] A moose
>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] A flying squirrel
>>>>>>>>>>> [X] A beaver
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>> If you beaver was coloured, what colour would it be?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> [X] Black as night
>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Yellow and blue striped
>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Pink
>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Translucent
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> How would you find your beaver at night?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> [ ] Shout
>>>>>>>>> [ ] Scream
>>>>>>>>> [ ] Holler
>>>>>>>>> [X] None of the above
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>> Why wouldn't you want to find you beaver at night?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> [X] It is too drunk.
>>>>>>>> [ ] The colour blends into the night and makes it impossible to find.
>>>>>>>> [ ] You are too drunk.
>>>>>>>> [ ] You are busy playing the Aglami Game.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>> How drunk would your beaver be if your beaver could be drunk?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> [X] As drunk as 3 men of low moral fibre
>>>>>>> [ ] As drunk as Arthur
>>>>>>> [ ] As drunk as a skunk
>>>>>>> [ ] As Paula Abdul driving to rehab
>>>>>> Which low moral fiber man is most like you?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> [ ] That fat one.
>>>>>> [ ] The tall one.
>>>>>> [ ] The third one.
>>>>>> [X] You feel mostly like the rat.
>>>>>>
>>>>> What would you use to catch a rat?
>>>>>
>>>>> [ ] A box, a piece of string, a stick and cheese
>>>>> [X] A female rat costume to dress up in
>>>>> [ ] KFC
>>>>> [ ] Another rat
>>>> When the female rat costume does not work, why do you think it is so?
>>>>
>>>> [ ] It's not a box, a piece of string, a stick and cheese.
>>>> [ ] You simply looked to silly.
>>>> [ ] You were on a date with a rat but wakes up in the morning with a
>>>>     mouse, a headache and absolutely no memory of yesterday.
>>>> [X] The female rat costume was out of stock so you got a LeChuck
>>>>     costume instead.
>>> What specifically about the LeChuck costume didn't do anything for the rat?
>>>
>>> [ ] It was clear to the rat there was no tail to be gotten.
>>> [X] The rat regretted the last time he had a wild night with LeChuck.
>>> [ ] The costume came with a reasonable facsimile to LeChuck's smell.
>>> [ ] The costume came with genuine LeChuck smell because it was used by
>>> LeChuck in The Curse of Monkey Island.
>>
>> I you should get LeChuck laid you would:
>>
>> [ ] Have eerie, spooky music.
>> [ ] Take him to the cinema.
>> [ ] Die.
>> [X] Make a voodoo doll of LeChuck.
>>
>
> Where would you shove up your pin in the LeChuck Voodoo Doll [TM]?
>
> [ ] The duodenum.
> [X] The anterior lobe of hypophysis.
> [ ] The thymus
> [ ] I'd bust one in his left patella

What would you expect his hypophysis to do then?

[ ] Antineutrino emission.
[ ] Antechamber construction.
[ ] Anthology remembrance.
[ ] Ant hill!

Put only one X.

-- 
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
Expect the unexpected.
- HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --

Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What's the best use for bananas?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make people fall
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make yourself fall
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Eating
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [X] Trapping monkeys
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you trap the monkeys you'll:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Have all the other bananas to yourself
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Prevent the monkeys from hurting themselves when slipping on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> banana peels
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [X] Have fun sixties pop music in the background
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] You can spank the monkeys that used to be on your back
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Choose your favorite Monkey:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Davey
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Peter
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [X] Mickey
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Mike
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>>>> If you were a Monkey, what would your spirit animal helper be?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] A mouse
>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] A moose
>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] A flying squirrel
>>>>>>>>>>>> [X] A beaver
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>>> If you beaver was coloured, what colour would it be?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> [X] Black as night
>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Yellow and blue striped
>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Pink
>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Translucent
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> How would you find your beaver at night?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Shout
>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Scream
>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Holler
>>>>>>>>>> [X] None of the above
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>> Why wouldn't you want to find you beaver at night?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> [X] It is too drunk.
>>>>>>>>> [ ] The colour blends into the night and makes it impossible to find.
>>>>>>>>> [ ] You are too drunk.
>>>>>>>>> [ ] You are busy playing the Aglami Game.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>> How drunk would your beaver be if your beaver could be drunk?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> [X] As drunk as 3 men of low moral fibre
>>>>>>>> [ ] As drunk as Arthur
>>>>>>>> [ ] As drunk as a skunk
>>>>>>>> [ ] As Paula Abdul driving to rehab
>>>>>>> Which low moral fiber man is most like you?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> [ ] That fat one.
>>>>>>> [ ] The tall one.
>>>>>>> [ ] The third one.
>>>>>>> [X] You feel mostly like the rat.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> What would you use to catch a rat?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> [ ] A box, a piece of string, a stick and cheese
>>>>>> [X] A female rat costume to dress up in
>>>>>> [ ] KFC
>>>>>> [ ] Another rat
>>>>> When the female rat costume does not work, why do you think it is so?
>>>>>
>>>>> [ ] It's not a box, a piece of string, a stick and cheese.
>>>>> [ ] You simply looked to silly.
>>>>> [ ] You were on a date with a rat but wakes up in the morning with a
>>>>>     mouse, a headache and absolutely no memory of yesterday.
>>>>> [X] The female rat costume was out of stock so you got a LeChuck
>>>>>     costume instead.
>>>> What specifically about the LeChuck costume didn't do anything for the rat?
>>>>
>>>> [ ] It was clear to the rat there was no tail to be gotten.
>>>> [X] The rat regretted the last time he had a wild night with LeChuck.
>>>> [ ] The costume came with a reasonable facsimile to LeChuck's smell.
>>>> [ ] The costume came with genuine LeChuck smell because it was used by
>>>> LeChuck in The Curse of Monkey Island.
>>> I you should get LeChuck laid you would:
>>>
>>> [ ] Have eerie, spooky music.
>>> [ ] Take him to the cinema.
>>> [ ] Die.
>>> [X] Make a voodoo doll of LeChuck.
>>>
>> Where would you shove up your pin in the LeChuck Voodoo Doll [TM]?
>>
>> [ ] The duodenum.
>> [X] The anterior lobe of hypophysis.
>> [ ] The thymus
>> [ ] I'd bust one in his left patella
> 
> What would you expect his hypophysis to do then?
> 
> [ ] Antineutrino emission.
> [ ] Antechamber construction.
> [ ] Anthology remembrance.
> [ ] Ant hill!
> 
> Put only one X.
> 

What would the remembered anthology anthologise?

[ ] Garland Jeffreys
[ ] An obscure 60's band who's name is a pun on a style of music and a 
type of animal
[ ] A bunch of flowers
[ ] Either the Twilight Zone or The Outer Limits

Put only one X.

-- 
Danny.

"DG" <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> wrote in message 
news:euc46q$fqh$1@registered.motzarella.org...
> Rasmus Břg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What's the best use for bananas?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make people fall
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make yourself fall
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Eating
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [X] Trapping monkeys
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you trap the monkeys you'll:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Have all the other bananas to yourself
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Prevent the monkeys from hurting themselves when 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slipping on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> banana peels
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [X] Have fun sixties pop music in the background
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] You can spank the monkeys that used to be on your back
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Choose your favorite Monkey:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Davey
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Peter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [X] Mickey
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Mike
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you were a Monkey, what would your spirit animal helper be?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] A mouse
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] A moose
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] A flying squirrel
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [X] A beaver
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>>>> If you beaver was coloured, what colour would it be?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> [X] Black as night
>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Yellow and blue striped
>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Pink
>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Translucent
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> How would you find your beaver at night?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Shout
>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Scream
>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Holler
>>>>>>>>>>> [X] None of the above
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>> Why wouldn't you want to find you beaver at night?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> [X] It is too drunk.
>>>>>>>>>> [ ] The colour blends into the night and makes it impossible to 
>>>>>>>>>> find.
>>>>>>>>>> [ ] You are too drunk.
>>>>>>>>>> [ ] You are busy playing the Aglami Game.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>> How drunk would your beaver be if your beaver could be drunk?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> [X] As drunk as 3 men of low moral fibre
>>>>>>>>> [ ] As drunk as Arthur
>>>>>>>>> [ ] As drunk as a skunk
>>>>>>>>> [ ] As Paula Abdul driving to rehab
>>>>>>>> Which low moral fiber man is most like you?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> [ ] That fat one.
>>>>>>>> [ ] The tall one.
>>>>>>>> [ ] The third one.
>>>>>>>> [X] You feel mostly like the rat.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What would you use to catch a rat?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> [ ] A box, a piece of string, a stick and cheese
>>>>>>> [X] A female rat costume to dress up in
>>>>>>> [ ] KFC
>>>>>>> [ ] Another rat
>>>>>> When the female rat costume does not work, why do you think it is so?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> [ ] It's not a box, a piece of string, a stick and cheese.
>>>>>> [ ] You simply looked to silly.
>>>>>> [ ] You were on a date with a rat but wakes up in the morning with a
>>>>>>     mouse, a headache and absolutely no memory of yesterday.
>>>>>> [X] The female rat costume was out of stock so you got a LeChuck
>>>>>>     costume instead.
>>>>> What specifically about the LeChuck costume didn't do anything for the 
>>>>> rat?
>>>>>
>>>>> [ ] It was clear to the rat there was no tail to be gotten.
>>>>> [X] The rat regretted the last time he had a wild night with LeChuck.
>>>>> [ ] The costume came with a reasonable facsimile to LeChuck's smell.
>>>>> [ ] The costume came with genuine LeChuck smell because it was used by
>>>>> LeChuck in The Curse of Monkey Island.
>>>> I you should get LeChuck laid you would:
>>>>
>>>> [ ] Have eerie, spooky music.
>>>> [ ] Take him to the cinema.
>>>> [ ] Die.
>>>> [X] Make a voodoo doll of LeChuck.
>>>>
>>> Where would you shove up your pin in the LeChuck Voodoo Doll [TM]?
>>>
>>> [ ] The duodenum.
>>> [X] The anterior lobe of hypophysis.
>>> [ ] The thymus
>>> [ ] I'd bust one in his left patella
>>
>> What would you expect his hypophysis to do then?
>>
>> [ ] Antineutrino emission.
>> [ ] Antechamber construction.
>> [ ] Anthology remembrance.
>> [ ] Ant hill!
>>
>> Put only one X.

YOU FORGOT TO PUT THE X!

>>
>
> What would the remembered anthology anthologise?
>
> [ ] Garland Jeffreys
> [ ] An obscure 60's band who's name is a pun on a style of music and a 
> type of animal
> [X] A bunch of flowers
> [ ] Either the Twilight Zone or The Outer Limits
>
> Put only one X.

Which anthology of flowers?

[ ]Flowers for Algernon
[ ]The Name of the Rose
[ ]The Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank
[ ]Lily's Purple Plastic Purse

Put only one X.


challenged
The BEAST

Her Benevolence, The BEAST schreef:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What's the best use for bananas?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make people fall
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Throwing the peels on the ground to make yourself fall
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Eating
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [X] Trapping monkeys
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you trap the monkeys you'll:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Have all the other bananas to yourself
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Prevent the monkeys from hurting themselves when 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slipping on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> banana peels
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [X] Have fun sixties pop music in the background
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] You can spank the monkeys that used to be on your back
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Choose your favorite Monkey:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Davey
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Peter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [X] Mickey
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Mike
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you were a Monkey, what would your spirit animal helper be?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] A mouse
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] A moose
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] A flying squirrel
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [X] A beaver
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you beaver was coloured, what colour would it be?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [X] Black as night
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Yellow and blue striped
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Pink
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Translucent
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> How would you find your beaver at night?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Shout
>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Scream
>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] Holler
>>>>>>>>>>>> [X] None of the above
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>>> Why wouldn't you want to find you beaver at night?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> [X] It is too drunk.
>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] The colour blends into the night and makes it impossible to 
>>>>>>>>>>> find.
>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] You are too drunk.
>>>>>>>>>>> [ ] You are busy playing the Aglami Game.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Put only one X.
>>>>>>>>>> How drunk would your beaver be if your beaver could be drunk?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> [X] As drunk as 3 men of low moral fibre
>>>>>>>>>> [ ] As drunk as Arthur
>>>>>>>>>> [ ] As drunk as a skunk
>>>>>>>>>> [ ] As Paula Abdul driving to rehab
>>>>>>>>> Which low moral fiber man is most like you?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> [ ] That fat one.
>>>>>>>>> [ ] The tall one.
>>>>>>>>> [ ] The third one.
>>>>>>>>> [X] You feel mostly like the rat.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> What would you use to catch a rat?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> [ ] A box, a piece of string, a stick and cheese
>>>>>>>> [X] A female rat costume to dress up in
>>>>>>>> [ ] KFC
>>>>>>>> [ ] Another rat
>>>>>>> When the female rat costume does not work, why do you think it is so?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> [ ] It's not a box, a piece of string, a stick and cheese.
>>>>>>> [ ] You simply looked to silly.
>>>>>>> [ ] You were on a date with a rat but wakes up in the morning with a
>>>>>>>     mouse, a headache and absolutely no memory of yesterday.
>>>>>>> [X] The female rat costume was out of stock so you got a LeChuck
>>>>>>>     costume instead.
>>>>>> What specifically about the LeChuck costume didn't do anything for the 
>>>>>> rat?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> [ ] It was clear to the rat there was no tail to be gotten.
>>>>>> [X] The rat regretted the last time he had a wild night with LeChuck.
>>>>>> [ ] The costume came with a reasonable facsimile to LeChuck's smell.
>>>>>> [ ] The costume came with genuine LeChuck smell because it was used by
>>>>>> LeChuck in The Curse of Monkey Island.
>>>>> I you should get LeChuck laid you would:
>>>>>
>>>>> [ ] Have eerie, spooky music.
>>>>> [ ] Take him to the cinema.
>>>>> [ ] Die.
>>>>> [X] Make a voodoo doll of LeChuck.
>>>>>
>>>> Where would you shove up your pin in the LeChuck Voodoo Doll [TM]?
>>>>
>>>> [ ] The duodenum.
>>>> [X] The anterior lobe of hypophysis.
>>>> [ ] The thymus
>>>> [ ] I'd bust one in his left patella
>>> What would you expect his hypophysis to do then?
>>>
>>> [ ] Antineutrino emission.
>>> [ ] Antechamber construction.
>>> [ ] Anthology remembrance.
>>> [ ] Ant hill!
>>>
>>> Put only one X.
> 
> YOU FORGOT TO PUT THE X!
> 
>> What would the remembered anthology anthologise?
>>
>> [ ] Garland Jeffreys
>> [ ] An obscure 60's band who's name is a pun on a style of music and a 
>> type of animal
>> [X] A bunch of flowers
>> [ ] Either the Twilight Zone or The Outer Limits
>>
>> Put only one X.
> 
> Which anthology of flowers?
> 
> [ ]Flowers for Algernon
> [ ]The Name of the Rose
> [X]The Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank
> [ ]Lily's Purple Plastic Purse
> 
> Put only one X.

Who do you hire to clean out your septic tank?

[ ] A friend of a friend with a rubber hose and a strong set of lungs.
[ ] They clumsiest guy you know so you can win Funniest Home Videos with 
the footage.
[ ] A toothless smoker who claims "I ain't lettin' nobody tell me not to 
smoke nowhere, heehaw."
[ ] A professional from Rentosmell.

Put only one X.

-- 
Danny.

Her Benevolence, The BEAST wrote:
> challenged
> The BEAST

who let that beast in?? quick!! where's my stick?

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

"ervaqre" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message 
news:4612923e$0$5132$e4fe514c@dreader18.news.xs4all.nl...
> Her Benevolence, The BEAST wrote:
>> challenged
>> The BEAST
>
> who let that beast in??

The BEAST goes where She wants.


>quick!! where's my stick?


I dropped it down the septic tank.

Pixel said he'd get it back for you.


splashed
The BEAST