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15 total messages Started by DG Tue, 19 Dec 2006 18:28
Tree [ot]
#231679
Author: DG
Date: Tue, 19 Dec 2006 18:28
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/me puts up a spruce because pine was banned

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Danny.
Re: Tree [ot]
#231680
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:17
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DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> /me puts up a spruce because pine was banned

Awwww! Cute!

*releases a squirrel in the spruce*

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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
I'm a bastard. I have absolutely no clue why people can ever think
otherwise. Yet they do. People think I'm a nice guy, and the fact is
that I'm a scheming, conniving bastard who doesn't care for any hurt
feelings or lost hours of work if it just results in what I consider
to be a better system.
                                                    - Linus Torvalds
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Re: Tree [ot]
#231681
Author: DG
Date: Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:01
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
> 
>> /me puts up a spruce because pine was banned
> 
> Awwww! Cute!
> 
> *releases a squirrel in the spruce*
> 
Ooh, I hope I get a Dick Cheney Shotgun (TM) for X-mas.

-- 
Danny.
Re: Tree [ot]
#231686
Author: Her Benevolence, The BEAST
Date: Sun, 24 Dec 2006 02:49
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"DG" <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> wrote in message 
news:em9b1n$h85$1@registered.motzarella.org...
> /me puts up a spruce because pine was banned


Who would ban pine??


wondered
The BEAST
Re: Tree [ot]
#231687
Author: Pixel "#~
Date: Sun, 24 Dec 2006 14:09
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Earlier Her Benevolence, The BEAST muttered:

>> /me puts up a spruce because pine was banned
>
>
>Who would ban pine??

Reinder probably...


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Re: Tree [ot]
#231688
Author: DG
Date: Tue, 26 Dec 2006 00:30
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Pixel "#~ schreef:
> Earlier Her Benevolence, The BEAST muttered:
> 
>>> /me puts up a spruce because pine was banned
>>
>> Who would ban pine??
> 
> Reinder probably...
> 
He *is*  quite prickly 'bout that.

-- 
Danny.
Re: Tree [ot]
#231682
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Fri, 12 Jan 2007 00:09
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DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>> /me puts up a spruce because pine was banned
>>
>> Awwww! Cute!
>>
>> *releases a squirrel in the spruce*
>>
> Ooh, I hope I get a Dick Cheney Shotgun (TM) for X-mas.

Did you? I didn't :-(

-- 
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
Remember, there are no stupid questions
- just stupid people.
             - Mr. Garrison, South Park
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Re: Tree [ot]
#231689
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Fri, 12 Jan 2007 00:10
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DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>> /me puts up a spruce because pine was banned
>>>
>>> Who would ban pine??
>>
>> Reinder probably...
>>
> He *is*  quite prickly 'bout that.

Who pricked him? That might be the true culprit of the pine ban?

-- 
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
Remember, there are no stupid questions
- just stupid people.
             - Mr. Garrison, South Park
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
Re: Tree [ot]
#231683
Author: DG
Date: Fri, 12 Jan 2007 00:42
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>> /me puts up a spruce because pine was banned
>>> Awwww! Cute!
>>>
>>> *releases a squirrel in the spruce*
>>>
>> Ooh, I hope I get a Dick Cheney Shotgun (TM) for X-mas.
> 
> Did you? I didn't :-(
> 
No, I only got a cheap knock-off. A Duck Chinckey Shotgun. It's battery 
operated.

-- 
Danny.
Re: Tree [ot]
#231690
Author: DG
Date: Fri, 12 Jan 2007 00:43
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>> Who would ban pine??
>>> Reinder probably...
>>>
>> He *is*  quite prickly 'bout that.
> 
> Who pricked him? That might be the true culprit of the pine ban?

I could go a whole other way with that prick thing, but that'd deserve a 
ban.

-- 
Danny.
Re: Tree [ot]
#231691
Author: Pixel "#~
Date: Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:39
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Earlier DG muttered:

>>>>> Who would ban pine??
>>>> Reinder probably...
>>>>
>>> He *is*  quite prickly 'bout that.
>> 
>> Who pricked him? That might be the true culprit of the pine ban?
>
>I could go a whole other way with that prick thing, but that'd deserve a 
>ban.

I presume the needles of the pinetree prickled him...


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 pixel - knight of aglami
 www.warande.net/~pixel
 pixel at aglami dot net
 msn: johannesvanderwerf at hotmail dot com
 icq: 58550811
 www.aglami.net
-
 "This is the captain. We have a little problem
   with our entry sequence, so we may experience
   some slight... turbulence and then explode."
-
Re: Tree [ot]
#231684
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Wed, 31 Jan 2007 01:25
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DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>> /me puts up a spruce because pine was banned
>>>> Awwww! Cute!
>>>>
>>>> *releases a squirrel in the spruce*
>>>>
>>> Ooh, I hope I get a Dick Cheney Shotgun (TM) for X-mas.
>>
>> Did you? I didn't :-(
>>
> No, I only got a cheap knock-off. A Duck Chinckey Shotgun. It's
> battery operated.

A nuclear powered one would be better. Perhaps you could fix that with
simple electronics...

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Re: Tree [ot]
#231692
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Wed, 31 Jan 2007 01:25
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"Pixel  \"#~" <jjwweerrff@phil.uu.nl> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>>> Who would ban pine??
>>>>> Reinder probably...
>>>>>
>>>> He *is*  quite prickly 'bout that.
>>> 
>>> Who pricked him? That might be the true culprit of the pine ban?
>>
>>I could go a whole other way with that prick thing, but that'd deserve a 
>>ban.
>
> I presume the needles of the pinetree prickled him...

So he should have banned needles, needless to say.

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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
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Re: Tree [ot]
#231685
Author: DG
Date: Wed, 31 Jan 2007 02:49
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>> Ooh, I hope I get a Dick Cheney Shotgun (TM) for X-mas.
>>> Did you? I didn't :-(
>>>
>> No, I only got a cheap knock-off. A Duck Chinckey Shotgun. It's
>> battery operated.
> 
> A nuclear powered one would be better. Perhaps you could fix that with
> simple electronics...
> 
Reversing the polarity always works wonders. Maybe we, ehr, you should 
try that.

-- 
Danny.
Re: Tree [ot]
#231693
Author: DG
Date: Wed, 31 Jan 2007 02:51
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>> He *is*  quite prickly 'bout that.
>>>> Who pricked him? That might be the true culprit of the pine ban?
>>> I could go a whole other way with that prick thing, but that'd deserve a 
>>> ban.
>> I presume the needles of the pinetree prickled him...
> 
> So he should have banned needles, needless to say.
> 
He can't. He needs his flu shot. Won't work without the needles.

-- 
Danny.
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