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Earlier NiTiN muttered:

>Monkey Island is a pretty neat series. The 3D version isn't as much fun
>as the old ones, but it is a change. Perhaps they can turn Monkey
>Island into a multi-player action game or something.
>
>One thing's for sure - Monkey Island will remain a popular download on
>all those abandonware sites.

A multi-player action game?


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Pixel "#~ schreef:
>> Monkey Island is a pretty neat series. The 3D version isn't as much fun
>> as the old ones, but it is a change. Perhaps they can turn Monkey
>> Island into a multi-player action game or something.
>>
>> One thing's for sure - Monkey Island will remain a popular download on
>> all those abandonware sites.
> 
> A multi-player action game?
> 
Multi-player insult swordfighting action. I don't think that's gonna 
work. At best as a 2 player flash game.

A MMORPG might. Tons of islands and missions. Band together as pirates 
in search of treasure. But I don't think anyone is willing to put that 
together. You'd need enough puzzles to keep a potential one million 
users happy and stay true to the original. Not to mention the humour 
that needs to be put in there.

-- 
Danny.

A day without DG is like a day without sunshine...

>>> Monkey Island is a pretty neat series. The 3D version isn't as much fun
>>> as the old ones, but it is a change. Perhaps they can turn Monkey
>>> Island into a multi-player action game or something.
>>>
>>> One thing's for sure - Monkey Island will remain a popular download on
>>> all those abandonware sites.
>>
>> A multi-player action game?
>>
> Multi-player insult swordfighting action. I don't think that's gonna 
> work. At best as a 2 player flash game.
> 
> A MMORPG might. Tons of islands and missions. Band together as pirates 
> in search of treasure. But I don't think anyone is willing to put that 
> together. You'd need enough puzzles to keep a potential one million 
> users happy and stay true to the original. Not to mention the humour 
> that needs to be put in there.

Puzzle Pirates (http://www.puzzlepirates.com/) is as close as you'd get. 
Different kind of puzzles though.

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Earlier DG muttered:

>>> Monkey Island is a pretty neat series. The 3D version isn't as much fun
>>> as the old ones, but it is a change. Perhaps they can turn Monkey
>>> Island into a multi-player action game or something.
>>>
>>> One thing's for sure - Monkey Island will remain a popular download on
>>> all those abandonware sites.
>> 
>> A multi-player action game?
>> 
>Multi-player insult swordfighting action. I don't think that's gonna 
>work. At best as a 2 player flash game.
>
>A MMORPG might. Tons of islands and missions. Band together as pirates 
>in search of treasure. But I don't think anyone is willing to put that 
>together. You'd need enough puzzles to keep a potential one million 
>users happy and stay true to the original. Not to mention the humour 
>that needs to be put in there.

A MMORPG might be fun, but I doubt it would be marketable. The Monkey
Island fanbase is not that big anymore, and I am not sure even all of
them would be into MMORPG stuff.
Also, it's not just the tons of puzzles, to make it real MI, just
think of all the jokes LA would have to come up with.


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Earlier Daffy muttered:

>>> A multi-player action game?
>>>
>> Multi-player insult swordfighting action. I don't think that's gonna 
>> work. At best as a 2 player flash game.
>> 
>> A MMORPG might. Tons of islands and missions. Band together as pirates 
>> in search of treasure. But I don't think anyone is willing to put that 
>> together. You'd need enough puzzles to keep a potential one million 
>> users happy and stay true to the original. Not to mention the humour 
>> that needs to be put in there.
>
>Puzzle Pirates (http://www.puzzlepirates.com/) is as close as you'd get. 
>Different kind of puzzles though.

If there would be actual people in here, this could be the next Aglami
Online Gaming Hype of the Month (AOGHM)...


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Pixel "#~ schreef:
>> Multi-player insult swordfighting action. I don't think that's gonna 
>> work. At best as a 2 player flash game.
>>
>> A MMORPG might. Tons of islands and missions. Band together as pirates 
>> in search of treasure. But I don't think anyone is willing to put that 
>> together. You'd need enough puzzles to keep a potential one million 
>> users happy and stay true to the original. Not to mention the humour 
>> that needs to be put in there.
> 
> A MMORPG might be fun, but I doubt it would be marketable. The Monkey
> Island fanbase is not that big anymore, and I am not sure even all of
> them would be into MMORPG stuff.
> Also, it's not just the tons of puzzles, to make it real MI, just
> think of all the jokes LA would have to come up with.

Some of the jokes could be provided by the users talking amongst 
themselves. Actually, most if not all of the witty dialogue would be 
user based. But the scenery needs a lot of jokes too. Signs, paintings, 
gravestones, you name it. They all need to funny.

It would seem impossible.

But then again, if you weren't about resurrecting MI, but making a 
comedy pirate MMORPG (and why wouldn't there be a market for that), why 
not call it MI? If LA would allow it.

-- 
Danny.

Pixel "#~ schreef:
>> Puzzle Pirates (http://www.puzzlepirates.com/) is as close as you'd get. 
>> Different kind of puzzles though.
> 
> If there would be actual people in here, this could be the next Aglami
> Online Gaming Hype of the Month (AOGHM)...

The darn game didn't even work here. And I'm not about to download tons 
of new flash and java stuff that I'd never use but creeps up everywhere.

Bleh!

-- 
Danny.

A day without Pixel "#~ is like a day without sunshine...

>>>> A multi-player action game?
>>>>
>>> Multi-player insult swordfighting action. I don't think that's gonna 
>>> work. At best as a 2 player flash game.
>>>
>>> A MMORPG might. Tons of islands and missions. Band together as pirates 
>>> in search of treasure. But I don't think anyone is willing to put that 
>>> together. You'd need enough puzzles to keep a potential one million 
>>> users happy and stay true to the original. Not to mention the humour 
>>> that needs to be put in there.
>> Puzzle Pirates (http://www.puzzlepirates.com/) is as close as you'd get. 
>> Different kind of puzzles though.
> 
> If there would be actual people in here, this could be the next Aglami
> Online Gaming Hype of the Month (AOGHM)...

I'd suggest using the game to recruit new people into here, but that has 
never worked before either.


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Daffy
Now it's your turn.

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A day without DG is like a day without sunshine...

>>> Puzzle Pirates (http://www.puzzlepirates.com/) is as close as you'd 
>>> get. Different kind of puzzles though.
>>
>> If there would be actual people in here, this could be the next Aglami
>> Online Gaming Hype of the Month (AOGHM)...
> 
> The darn game didn't even work here. And I'm not about to download tons 
> of new flash and java stuff that I'd never use but creeps up everywhere.
> 
> Bleh!

Did you download the client, or were you trying to use the crazy online 
version? I've never been able to get the online one to work.

You shouldn't need flash, just a reasonably up-to-date version of java.

-- 
Daffy
Now it's your turn.

Shameless mention of aglami.net goes here.

A day without DG is like a day without sunshine...

>>> A MMORPG might. Tons of islands and missions. Band together as 
>>> pirates in search of treasure. But I don't think anyone is willing to 
>>> put that together. You'd need enough puzzles to keep a potential one 
>>> million users happy and stay true to the original. Not to mention the 
>>> humour that needs to be put in there.
>>
>> A MMORPG might be fun, but I doubt it would be marketable. The Monkey
>> Island fanbase is not that big anymore, and I am not sure even all of
>> them would be into MMORPG stuff.
>> Also, it's not just the tons of puzzles, to make it real MI, just
>> think of all the jokes LA would have to come up with.
> 
> Some of the jokes could be provided by the users talking amongst 
> themselves. Actually, most if not all of the witty dialogue would be 
> user based. But the scenery needs a lot of jokes too. Signs, paintings, 
> gravestones, you name it. They all need to funny.
> 
> It would seem impossible.
> 
> But then again, if you weren't about resurrecting MI, but making a 
> comedy pirate MMORPG (and why wouldn't there be a market for that), why 
> not call it MI? If LA would allow it.

...which they almost certainly would not. Even though they aren't doing 
anything with the franchise they still refuse to let anyone else use it.

-- 
Daffy
Now it's your turn.

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Daffy schreef:
>>
>> If there would be actual people in here, this could be the next Aglami
>> Online Gaming Hype of the Month (AOGHM)...
> 
> I'd suggest using the game to recruit new people into here, but that has 
> never worked before either.

Only because we kept running out of grog to serve prospective Aglamians 
because we drank it ourselves.

-- 
Danny.

Daffy schreef:
> A day without DG is like a day without sunshine...
> 
>>>> Puzzle Pirates (http://www.puzzlepirates.com/) is as close as you'd 
>>>> get. Different kind of puzzles though.
>>>
>>> If there would be actual people in here, this could be the next Aglami
>>> Online Gaming Hype of the Month (AOGHM)...
>>
>> The darn game didn't even work here. And I'm not about to download 
>> tons of new flash and java stuff that I'd never use but creeps up 
>> everywhere.
>>
>> Bleh!
> 
> Did you download the client, or were you trying to use the crazy online 
> version? I've never been able to get the online one to work.
> 
> You shouldn't need flash, just a reasonably up-to-date version of java.
> 
I like neither of them. Java is waaaaaaay to big and has always slowed 
down the systems I used it on. It also ads one of those nasty taskbar 
icons I don't want.

Flash is too often used for stuff I don't want anyway. Like ads and 
websites that are flashy but slow and don't offer real content.

The Microsoft dot net (or something like that) is another "why bother 
downloading". As soon as some application says you need it, I skip past it.

On the upside: I'm virus free and my paranoia is going strong.

-- 
Danny.

Daffy schreef:
>>
>> Some of the jokes could be provided by the users talking amongst 
>> themselves. Actually, most if not all of the witty dialogue would be 
>> user based. But the scenery needs a lot of jokes too. Signs, 
>> paintings, gravestones, you name it. They all need to funny.
>>
>> It would seem impossible.
>>
>> But then again, if you weren't about resurrecting MI, but making a 
>> comedy pirate MMORPG (and why wouldn't there be a market for that), 
>> why not call it MI? If LA would allow it.
> 
> ...which they almost certainly would not. Even though they aren't doing 
> anything with the franchise they still refuse to let anyone else use it.

Hold on, don't forget Sam & Max. Although they were licensed to LA. But 
LA has hired other firms lately to make software for them. Instead of 
100% in house production like they used to. If someone were to go to 
them with a business model and good game idea they might work out a deal.

Chances of someone actually going to LA with anything like that are 
slim. The franchises have been lying in the dust for too long.

-- 
Danny.

A day without DG is like a day without sunshine...

>>>>> Puzzle Pirates (http://www.puzzlepirates.com/) is as close as you'd 
>>>>> get. Different kind of puzzles though.
>>>>
>>>> If there would be actual people in here, this could be the next Aglami
>>>> Online Gaming Hype of the Month (AOGHM)...
>>>
>>> The darn game didn't even work here. And I'm not about to download 
>>> tons of new flash and java stuff that I'd never use but creeps up 
>>> everywhere.
>>>
>>> Bleh!
>>
>> Did you download the client, or were you trying to use the crazy 
>> online version? I've never been able to get the online one to work.
>>
>> You shouldn't need flash, just a reasonably up-to-date version of java.
>>
> I like neither of them. Java is waaaaaaay to big and has always slowed 
> down the systems I used it on. It also ads one of those nasty taskbar 
> icons I don't want.
> 
> Flash is too often used for stuff I don't want anyway. Like ads and 
> websites that are flashy but slow and don't offer real content.
> 
> The Microsoft dot net (or something like that) is another "why bother 
> downloading". As soon as some application says you need it, I skip past it.
> 
> On the upside: I'm virus free and my paranoia is going strong.

Aren't you posting Youtube links in another thread? How are you viewing 
those without Flash?


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Daffy
Now it's your turn.

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Daffy schreef:
>>> Did you download the client, or were you trying to use the crazy 
>>> online version? I've never been able to get the online one to work.
>>>
>>> You shouldn't need flash, just a reasonably up-to-date version of java.
>>>
>> I like neither of them. Java is waaaaaaay to big and has always slowed 
>> down the systems I used it on. It also ads one of those nasty taskbar 
>> icons I don't want.
>>
>> Flash is too often used for stuff I don't want anyway. Like ads and 
>> websites that are flashy but slow and don't offer real content.
>>
>> The Microsoft dot net (or something like that) is another "why bother 
>> downloading". As soon as some application says you need it, I skip 
>> past it.
>>
>> On the upside: I'm virus free and my paranoia is going strong.
> 
> Aren't you posting Youtube links in another thread? How are you viewing 
> those without Flash?

Firefox with videodownloader plugin and VLC player.

My IE can play some Flash stuff, it came bundled with that from my ISP. 
Never updated the Flash though and I rarely use IE anyway since I like 
being free from viral infections.

That VLC thing plays almost anything. I'll be trying some 8mm film from 
the seventies on it next. :-)

-- 
Danny.

A day without DG is like a day without sunshine...

>>> Some of the jokes could be provided by the users talking amongst 
>>> themselves. Actually, most if not all of the witty dialogue would be 
>>> user based. But the scenery needs a lot of jokes too. Signs, 
>>> paintings, gravestones, you name it. They all need to funny.
>>>
>>> It would seem impossible.
>>>
>>> But then again, if you weren't about resurrecting MI, but making a 
>>> comedy pirate MMORPG (and why wouldn't there be a market for that), 
>>> why not call it MI? If LA would allow it.
>>
>> ...which they almost certainly would not. Even though they aren't 
>> doing anything with the franchise they still refuse to let anyone else 
>> use it.
> 
> Hold on, don't forget Sam & Max. Although they were licensed to LA. But 
> LA has hired other firms lately to make software for them. Instead of 
> 100% in house production like they used to. If someone were to go to 
> them with a business model and good game idea they might work out a deal.
> 
> Chances of someone actually going to LA with anything like that are 
> slim. The franchises have been lying in the dust for too long.

Sam & Max is different because Steve Purcell has always owned the rights 
to it. Ron Gilbert never had any equivalent rights to MI.

You're right that they could outsource it, but they're probably 
following the same "vision" (make more Star Wars games, cause that's 
surely what the people want!) with all their games, outsourced or not.

-- 
Daffy
Now it's your turn.

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DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>> If there would be actual people in here, this could be the next Aglami
>>> Online Gaming Hype of the Month (AOGHM)...
>>
>> I'd suggest using the game to recruit new people into here, but that
>> has never worked before either.
>
> Only because we kept running out of grog to serve prospective
> Aglamians because we drank it ourselves.

GROG! GROG! GROG!

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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>> I'd suggest using the game to recruit new people into here, but that
>>> has never worked before either.
>> Only because we kept running out of grog to serve prospective
>> Aglamians because we drank it ourselves.
> 
> GROG! GROG! GROG!

You're not getting any grog. You're already on Gammel.

-- 
Danny.

Pixel "#~ schreef:
>> Firefox with videodownloader plugin and VLC player.
>>
>> My IE can play some Flash stuff, it came bundled with that from my ISP. 
>> Never updated the Flash though and I rarely use IE anyway since I like 
>> being free from viral infections.
>>
>> That VLC thing plays almost anything. I'll be trying some 8mm film from 
>> the seventies on it next. :-)
> 
> Paranoia!

Propaganda!

-- 
Danny.

Earlier DG muttered:

>>> The Microsoft dot net (or something like that) is another "why bother 
>>> downloading". As soon as some application says you need it, I skip 
>>> past it.
>>>
>>> On the upside: I'm virus free and my paranoia is going strong.
>> 
>> Aren't you posting Youtube links in another thread? How are you viewing 
>> those without Flash?
>
>Firefox with videodownloader plugin and VLC player.
>
>My IE can play some Flash stuff, it came bundled with that from my ISP. 
>Never updated the Flash though and I rarely use IE anyway since I like 
>being free from viral infections.
>
>That VLC thing plays almost anything. I'll be trying some 8mm film from 
>the seventies on it next. :-)

Paranoia!


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Earlier Daffy muttered:

>>>> A MMORPG might. Tons of islands and missions. Band together as pirates 
>>>> in search of treasure. But I don't think anyone is willing to put that 
>>>> together. You'd need enough puzzles to keep a potential one million 
>>>> users happy and stay true to the original. Not to mention the humour 
>>>> that needs to be put in there.
>>> Puzzle Pirates (http://www.puzzlepirates.com/) is as close as you'd get. 
>>> Different kind of puzzles though.
>> 
>> If there would be actual people in here, this could be the next Aglami
>> Online Gaming Hype of the Month (AOGHM)...
>
>I'd suggest using the game to recruit new people into here, but that has 
>never worked before either.

No. Probably bnot.

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   some slight... turbulence and then explode."
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Earlier DG muttered:
>Some of the jokes could be provided by the users talking amongst 
>themselves. Actually, most if not all of the witty dialogue would be 
>user based. But the scenery needs a lot of jokes too. Signs, paintings, 
>gravestones, you name it. They all need to funny.
>
>It would seem impossible.
>
>But then again, if you weren't about resurrecting MI, but making a 
>comedy pirate MMORPG (and why wouldn't there be a market for that), why 
>not call it MI? If LA would allow it.

Hahahaha.



	_  I  F _



*sigh*


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Pixel "#~ schreef:
> Earlier DG muttered:
>> Some of the jokes could be provided by the users talking amongst 
>> themselves. Actually, most if not all of the witty dialogue would be 
>> user based. But the scenery needs a lot of jokes too. Signs, paintings, 
>> gravestones, you name it. They all need to funny.
>>
>> It would seem impossible.
>>
>> But then again, if you weren't about resurrecting MI, but making a 
>> comedy pirate MMORPG (and why wouldn't there be a market for that), why 
>> not call it MI? If LA would allow it.
> 
> Hahahaha.
> 
> 
> 
> 	_  I  F _
> 
> 
> 
> *sigh*

Everyone has its price. Sadly George Lucas' price doesn't end on 99ct.

-- 
Danny.

DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>> I'd suggest using the game to recruit new people into here, but that
>>>> has never worked before either.
>>> Only because we kept running out of grog to serve prospective
>>> Aglamians because we drank it ourselves.
>>
>> GROG! GROG! GROG!
>
> You're not getting any grog. You're already on Gammel.

Oh :-(

*takes another Gammel Dansk*

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DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> Pixel "#~ schreef:
>>> Firefox with videodownloader plugin and VLC player.
>>>
>>> My IE can play some Flash stuff, it came bundled with that from my
>>> ISP. Never updated the Flash though and I rarely use IE anyway
>>> since I like being free from viral infections.
>>>
>>> That VLC thing plays almost anything. I'll be trying some 8mm film
>>> from the seventies on it next. :-)
>>
>> Paranoia!
>
> Propaganda!

Probably!

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"Pixel  \"#~" <jjwweerrff@phil.uu.nl> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>> A MMORPG might. Tons of islands and missions. Band together as pirates 
>>>>> in search of treasure. But I don't think anyone is willing to put that 
>>>>> together. You'd need enough puzzles to keep a potential one million 
>>>>> users happy and stay true to the original. Not to mention the humour 
>>>>> that needs to be put in there.
>>>> Puzzle Pirates (http://www.puzzlepirates.com/) is as close as you'd get. 
>>>> Different kind of puzzles though.
>>> 
>>> If there would be actual people in here, this could be the next Aglami
>>> Online Gaming Hype of the Month (AOGHM)...
>>
>>I'd suggest using the game to recruit new people into here, but that has 
>>never worked before either.
>
> No. Probably bnot.

Did anyone try?

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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>> Firefox with videodownloader plugin and VLC player.
>>>>
>>>> My IE can play some Flash stuff, it came bundled with that from my
>>>> ISP. Never updated the Flash though and I rarely use IE anyway
>>>> since I like being free from viral infections.
>>>>
>>>> That VLC thing plays almost anything. I'll be trying some 8mm film
>>>> from the seventies on it next. :-)
>>> Paranoia!
>> Propaganda!
> 
> Probably!
> 
Presents!

Okay, so I've got X-mas fever...

-- 
Danny.

Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>> Only because we kept running out of grog to serve prospective
>>>> Aglamians because we drank it ourselves.
>>> GROG! GROG! GROG!
>> You're not getting any grog. You're already on Gammel.
> 
> Oh :-(
> 
> *takes another Gammel Dansk*
> 
Does that stuff have anything to do with Gargammel from the Smurfs?

Is it made from Smurfs?

-- 
Danny.

Earlier Rasmus Bøg Hansen muttered:

>>>>>> A MMORPG might. Tons of islands and missions. Band together as pirates 
>>>>>> in search of treasure. But I don't think anyone is willing to put that 
>>>>>> together. You'd need enough puzzles to keep a potential one million 
>>>>>> users happy and stay true to the original. Not to mention the humour 
>>>>>> that needs to be put in there.
>>>>> Puzzle Pirates (http://www.puzzlepirates.com/) is as close as you'd get. 
>>>>> Different kind of puzzles though.
>>>> 
>>>> If there would be actual people in here, this could be the next Aglami
>>>> Online Gaming Hype of the Month (AOGHM)...
>>>
>>>I'd suggest using the game to recruit new people into here, but that has 
>>>never worked before either.
>>
>> No. Probably bnot.
>
>Did anyone try?

Before, I think most people got scared away, rather than be interested
in paying us a visit, after we invaded their nice game...


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DG <dammyge...@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>> Firefox with videodownloader plugin and VLC player.
>>>>>
>>>>> My IE can play some Flash stuff, it came bundled with that from my
>>>>> ISP. Never updated the Flash though and I rarely use IE anyway
>>>>> since I like being free from viral infections.
>>>>>
>>>>> That VLC thing plays almost anything. I'll be trying some 8mm film
>>>>> from the seventies on it next. :-)
>>>> Paranoia!
>>> Propaganda!
>>
>> Probably!
>>
> Presents!

Pergament!

> Okay, so I've got X-mas fever...

You ate too much marzipan and got a cyanide poisoning?

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DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>> Only because we kept running out of grog to serve prospective
>>>>> Aglamians because we drank it ourselves.
>>>> GROG! GROG! GROG!
>>> You're not getting any grog. You're already on Gammel.
>>
>> Oh :-(
>>
>> *takes another Gammel Dansk*
>>
> Does that stuff have anything to do with Gargammel from the Smurfs?

That would be cool. I don't think so, though...

> Is it made from Smurfs?

It doesn't seem so. I get sad now...

http://www.gammeldansk.dk/composite-60.htm

Also, it seems, Gammel Dansk is not allowed for people below 18 and
(the surprising bit) people above 77...

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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>> Paranoia!
>>>> Propaganda!
>>> Probably!
>>>
>> Presents!
> 
> Pergament!

Purgatory!

>> Okay, so I've got X-mas fever...
> 
> You ate too much marzipan and got a cyanide poisoning?
> 
That explains the fingernails.

-- 
Danny.

Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>> You're not getting any grog. You're already on Gammel.
>>> Oh :-(
>>>
>>> *takes another Gammel Dansk*
>>>
>> Does that stuff have anything to do with Gargammel from the Smurfs?
> 
> That would be cool. I don't think so, though...
> 
>> Is it made from Smurfs?
> 
> It doesn't seem so. I get sad now...

Not even sarsaparilla?

> http://www.gammeldansk.dk/composite-60.htm

That's like herbal tea for alcoholics!
They threw everything from Papa Smurf's garden into it, except the 
sarsaparilla.

> Also, it seems, Gammel Dansk is not allowed for people below 18 and
> (the surprising bit) people above 77...

Even Tin Tin has a better age-range.

-- 
Danny.

DG <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>>> Paranoia!
>>>>> Propaganda!
>>>> Probably!
>>>>
>>> Presents!
>>
>> Pergament!
>
> Purgatory!

Parchment!

>>> Okay, so I've got X-mas fever...
>>
>> You ate too much marzipan and got a cyanide poisoning?
>>
> That explains the fingernails.

You mean, you only got your fingernails after eating marzipan?

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Well, tell him we don't want any!
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Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>> You're not getting any grog. You're already on Gammel.
>>>> Oh :-(
>>>>
>>>> *takes another Gammel Dansk*
>>>>
>>> Does that stuff have anything to do with Gargammel from the Smurfs?
>>
>> That would be cool. I don't think so, though...
>>
>>> Is it made from Smurfs?
>>
>> It doesn't seem so. I get sad now...
>
> Not even sarsaparilla?

I don't think so, but I am actually not sure.

>> http://www.gammeldansk.dk/composite-60.htm
>
> That's like herbal tea for alcoholics!
> They threw everything from Papa Smurf's garden into it, except the
> sarsaparilla.

It has alcohol, but of course, that's a bad substitute for
sarsaparilla.

>> Also, it seems, Gammel Dansk is not allowed for people below 18 and
>> (the surprising bit) people above 77...
>
> Even Tin Tin has a better age-range.

Tin Tin has an age range? I thought he was a fixed age.

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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>> Paranoia!
>>>>>> Propaganda!
>>>>> Probably!
>>>>>
>>>> Presents!
>>> Pergament!
>> Purgatory!
> 
> Parchment!

Parsley!

>>> You ate too much marzipan and got a cyanide poisoning?
>>>
>> That explains the fingernails.
> 
> You mean, you only got your fingernails after eating marzipan?
> 
No, if I'm not mistaking, cyanide poisoning can be found in fingernails 
and hair.

You can get it by eating insane amounts of appleseed.

-- 
Danny.

Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>> Does that stuff have anything to do with Gargammel from the Smurfs?
>>> That would be cool. I don't think so, though...
>>>
>>>> Is it made from Smurfs?
>>> It doesn't seem so. I get sad now...
>> Not even sarsaparilla?
> 
> I don't think so, but I am actually not sure.

It seems you can clean out wounds with it. Wounds you get after getting 
into accidents because you overdone it on the Gammel-intake.

>>> http://www.gammeldansk.dk/composite-60.htm
>> That's like herbal tea for alcoholics!
>> They threw everything from Papa Smurf's garden into it, except the
>> sarsaparilla.
> 
> It has alcohol, but of course, that's a bad substitute for
> sarsaparilla.

Only synthaparilla comes close.

>>> Also, it seems, Gammel Dansk is not allowed for people below 18 and
>>> (the surprising bit) people above 77...
>> Even Tin Tin has a better age-range.
> 
> Tin Tin has an age range? I thought he was a fixed age.

Nah, the Tin Tin magazine had a slogan saying 'for youngsters from 7 to 
77' or something to that effect.

The 'real' Tin Tin was of course ageless. And connected to some really 
bad right wing extremist catholics when the comics started.

-- 
Danny.

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Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>>>>> Paranoia!
>>>>>>> Propaganda!
>>>>>> Probably!
>>>>>>
>>>>> Presents!
>>>> Pergament!
>>> Purgatory!
>>
>> Parchment!
>
> Parsley!

Parlay!

>>>> You ate too much marzipan and got a cyanide poisoning?
>>>>
>>> That explains the fingernails.
>>
>> You mean, you only got your fingernails after eating marzipan?
>>
> No, if I'm not mistaking, cyanide poisoning can be found in
> fingernails and hair.

You could just get rid of fingernails and hair.

> You can get it by eating insane amounts of appleseed.

Why would you want to do that? Marzipan tastes good and is
non-plantable.

Well, you can plant it, but you won't get a marzipan tree.

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Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>>> Does that stuff have anything to do with Gargammel from the Smurfs?
>>>> That would be cool. I don't think so, though...
>>>>
>>>>> Is it made from Smurfs?
>>>> It doesn't seem so. I get sad now...
>>> Not even sarsaparilla?
>>
>> I don't think so, but I am actually not sure.
>
> It seems you can clean out wounds with it. Wounds you get after
> getting into accidents because you overdone it on the Gammel-intake.

See? It has many uses. And fuel for space rockets too.

>>>> http://www.gammeldansk.dk/composite-60.htm
>>> That's like herbal tea for alcoholics!
>>> They threw everything from Papa Smurf's garden into it, except the
>>> sarsaparilla.
>>
>> It has alcohol, but of course, that's a bad substitute for
>> sarsaparilla.
>
> Only synthaparilla comes close.

That sounds like a great chemical product.

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otherwise. Yet they do. People think I'm a nice guy, and the fact is
that I'm a scheming, conniving bastard who doesn't care for any hurt
feelings or lost hours of work if it just results in what I consider
to be a better system.
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>> Paranoia!
>>>>>>>> Propaganda!
>>>>>>> Probably!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Presents!
>>>>> Pergament!
>>>> Purgatory!
>>> Parchment!
>> Parsley!
> Parlay!

Parbleu!

>>>> That explains the fingernails.
>>> You mean, you only got your fingernails after eating marzipan?
>>>
>> No, if I'm not mistaking, cyanide poisoning can be found in
>> fingernails and hair.
> 
> You could just get rid of fingernails and hair.

NO! NOT THE HAIR!!!

>> You can get it by eating insane amounts of appleseed.
> 
> Why would you want to do that? Marzipan tastes good and is
> non-plantable.
> 
> Well, you can plant it, but you won't get a marzipan tree.
> 

You've just found the one flaw in marzipan.

-- 
Danny.

Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>> Is it made from Smurfs?
>>>>> It doesn't seem so. I get sad now...
>>>> Not even sarsaparilla?
>>> I don't think so, but I am actually not sure.
>> It seems you can clean out wounds with it. Wounds you get after
>> getting into accidents because you overdone it on the Gammel-intake.
> 
> See? It has many uses. And fuel for space rockets too.

It replaced the dew drops Cyrano de Bergerac proposed as rocket fuel.

>>>>> http://www.gammeldansk.dk/composite-60.htm
>>>> That's like herbal tea for alcoholics!
>>>> They threw everything from Papa Smurf's garden into it, except the
>>>> sarsaparilla.
>>> It has alcohol, but of course, that's a bad substitute for
>>> sarsaparilla.
>> Only synthaparilla comes close.
> 
> That sounds like a great chemical product.
> 

You need to boil smurfs to make it.

-- 
Danny.