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"DG" <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>> I think it was more yellow than white. But I don't remember the text
>>>> on the side.
>>>
>>> It wasn't grog-related then.
>>
>> Or perhaps I made the mis-sightning due to grog.
>
> Of course one should deny any involvement of grog when making a statement to 
> the police.

Which means I should make sure Pixel does not hear it? He has a pair
of handcuffs after all...

>>>> Watts was in Denmark in the beginning of september but he left
>>>> again. It must be something with the electric system.
>>>>
>>>> Perhaps it's because we are (at least almost) the only country in the
>>>> world where the electric switches are turned the right way...
>>>
>>> You sound terribly British when you say silly things like that.
>>
>> Yes Sir! Thank You Sir!
>>
>> *sneaks a cake into DG's pocket*
>>
>> *claps DG on his pocket*
>>
>> Really...!
>
> I'd rather you'd keep my pockets tidy.

Oh, but No Problem, Sir!

*looks innocent*

Here, have this cake.

> Hmmm, now where's that big fat trout when you need it?

I just smoked it. Anyone for at bite?

>>> For as far as I know lightswitches can be turned any way you want.
>>> Left-right, up-down or around.
>>
>> They can in Denmark too, altough putting them diagonally is forbidden
>> and is punished with public humiliation.
>
> That's because it hasn't dawned ont the humiliated ones that they could 
> claim artistic license and become popular with all the girls that dress in 
> black and wear french hats.

Oh, so *that* was what they were doing at the town square the other
day...

>> It is customary that a switch is turned on when it's turned
>> down. Which seems to be the opposite of most other places.
>
> There doesn't tend to be a logic over here. Especially when one light is 
> connected to two switches...
>
> A quick count at my home gets these results:
>
> 3 bottom half pushed in for light
> 5 top half pushed in for light

A quick count here:

The stairs: five click-and-stay-on-for-two-minutes (or around two
            minutes)
6 push-buttons that has a little marker telling whether it is on or
            off (one with nothing connected)
5 bottom half pushed in for light (two with nothing connected)
None top half pushed in for light

> There's to more downstairs in the dungeons. I refuse to go there after 
> midnight... again.
>
> No left-to-right ones, except on extension cables.

We have one of those but it's on the table, making a mess.

> The truly amazing bit: they all worked.

One of ours don't. Or, as long as you don't push it (the entire
switch, not the button) it mostly works.

> And don't get me started on keys with teeth up or down inserted into locks.

I have given up on that. Also I would be afraid they'd bite with those
teeth.

I think we should have a more detailed survey - blonde and Daffy
should do the research for the States and Australia...

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