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"DG" <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>> Or perhaps I made the mis-sightning due to grog.
>>>
>>> Of course one should deny any involvement of grog when making a statement 
>>> to
>>> the police.
>>
>> Which means I should make sure Pixel does not hear it? He has a pair
>> of handcuffs after all...
>
> Criminals can have handcuffs too. They hide them behind their backs...

So, where are Pixels handcuffs hidden?

>>>> Yes Sir! Thank You Sir!
>>>>
>>>> *sneaks a cake into DG's pocket*
>>>>
>>>> *claps DG on his pocket*
>>>>
>>>> Really...!
>>>
>>> I'd rather you'd keep my pockets tidy.
>>
>> Oh, but No Problem, Sir!
>>
>> *looks innocent*
>>
>> Here, have this cake.
>
> Why are the candles sizzling?

They got wet in the rain, just a moment ago.

>>> Hmmm, now where's that big fat trout when you need it?
>>
>> I just smoked it. Anyone for at bite?
>
> No thanks. I don't smoke or eat trout.
>
>>> That's because it hasn't dawned ont the humiliated ones that they could
>>> claim artistic license and become popular with all the girls that dress 
>>> in
>>> black and wear french hats.
>>
>> Oh, so *that* was what they were doing at the town square the other
>> day...
>
> What else could it be?

I don't know. It's kind of obvious now.

>>> There doesn't tend to be a logic over here. Especially when one light is
>>> connected to two switches...
>>>
>>> A quick count at my home gets these results:
>>>
>>> 3 bottom half pushed in for light
>>> 5 top half pushed in for light
>>
>> A quick count here:
>>
>> The stairs: five click-and-stay-on-for-two-minutes (or around two
>>            minutes)
>> 6 push-buttons that has a little marker telling whether it is on or
>>            off (one with nothing connected)
>> 5 bottom half pushed in for light (two with nothing connected)
>> None top half pushed in for light
>
> We should have an aglami census on this subject, this sample is just too 
> small for any definitive conclusions.

Indeed. Come up with your light switch research, people!

>>> And don't get me started on keys with teeth up or down inserted into 
>>> locks.
>>
>> I have given up on that. Also I would be afraid they'd bite with those
>> teeth.
>>
>> I think we should have a more detailed survey - blonde and Daffy
>> should do the research for the States and Australia...
>
> I was saying that very thing...
> Pixel can do the 'switches in the working enviroment' survey, since he is a 
> 'manusje-van-alles' over there.

Good thing I won't do that. University of Copenhagen is 346.000 square
meters and have 35.000 students and employees. Also there are many
buildings where I'm not allowed to be, I think.

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