🚀 go-pugleaf

emmel wrote:

> bd <bdo...@users.sf.net> refused to bomb Redmont and shocked me with
> message <aIvM8.2082$Zo1.4...@twister.maine.rr.com>:
> 
>> Alex Watson wrote:
>> 
>> > I was just about to got out and buy some food for the Salmon of Doubt,
>> > when Luke kindly supplied me with the following text for them to eat...
>> >><> >><> >(If you would like a talk.bizarre FAQ, I'd be happy to send
>> >>you one.) <> >><>
>> >><> >><> Bizarre, isn't it?
>> >><> >
>> >><> >Yeah, let's crosspost to them!
>> >><>
>> >><> I've got a better idea, let's not.
>> > 
>> > I got a sudden urge.
>> 
>> Why not a few more?
>> 
> Oh, and I got another one...

I win!

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