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ervaqre schreef op 1-10-2016 15:09:
>>> Okay, the Aglami in my phone is a lot faster than the usenet version.
>>> They're now wondering whether you want us to text you, like a
>>> dinosaur. Text you as in sending you sms texts. And Mike wants to know
>>> your fax number.
>>>
>> Text like a dinosaur? How is a T-Rex going to hold a smartphone with
>> those claws? Meanwhile singing "I text you, you text me..."
>>
>> I do have some sort of smartphone, but it doesn't deserve the name. It's
>> more like special-ed with remedial teaching and still failing. On an IQ
>> test it might come up with negative numbers. Texting works though. I've
>> done it exactly once the past year. To keep my simcard from expiring.
>
> I have a Dutch number like that. Though they force me to send out a
> text message every freaking six months. It is what I have been doing
> for the past 7 years, just in case if I ever end up living in the
> Netherlands again. I always send the message to myself.

And then you think "Oooh, someone sent me a text." Only to come to the 
disappointing conclusion it was sent by yourself.

>> The Facebook, owners of Whatsapp, have got a new Danny Aglami in their
>> books.
>
> WHAT!?! So first there is all this talk about privacy and big evil
> corporations hunting you down and the government and the NSA and the
> Bilderberg Group and aliens, and then you suddenly sign up with
> Facebook!!
>
> HHAG!! GA! HA!!
>
> WhatsApp Aglamians tell me that the Facebook Aglamians are a sour and
> frustrated bunch. They cannot even be considered human. So yes!

That would mean the Aglamians break up into two factions. One day 
they'll make a film about that.

Captain Aglamia: Civil War.

I want to be Spider-Aglami. According to the RRRRR I've got the right age.

>> As I don't smoke and the fire department frowns upon it, I cannot keep
>> you informed with smoke signals.
>>
>> I could try to radio it, but I keep getting interference from some guy
>> called "nighthawk" who is yammering on about flashing knobs and
>> exploding Christmas puddings.
>>
>> To bad Teletext only works one way.
>
> Well, since you have sailed over to Facebook, it means I finally have
> this newsgroup all to myself! DO YOU HEAR ME?! IT'S MINE!! MY
> PRECIOUS!! YES!
>
> *starts redecorating*
>
I can multitask. And shoot webs now. Handy on the Internet.

-- 
Danny.