🚀 go-pugleaf

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> YOU HAVE BEEN DELETED! Awesome, the next RRRRR will only have me in
>> it! And how can you have only one friend? I thought Facebook was some
>> site where you add a lot of people you are sure you don't really want
>> to talk to, such as a total idiot whom you know to friends and only
>> talk to not to offend those friends, one-night stands with a bad
>> aftertaste, or worse even, colleagues from work.
>
> Ah, that's what I'm doing wrong. I only add people I actually want to 
> talk to. What I should do is add any and every person I vaguely know.

So let me get this straight. You are on Facebook. On Facebook you have 
only one friend. This one friend is an inanimate plant called Chuck. 
You added this "friend" because you actually want to talk to him.. err 
it. Meaning that you do not talk Chuck when you see him..err.. it in 
his pot in your house (I suppose that where he.. err.. it is). In my 
previous post I recommended that you start talking to yourself in the 
world of text, but I am not really sure what to recommend here.

*carefully steps back into the darkness*

> Care to be my facebook-friend, Reinder? :-)

*runs away screaming like a maniac*

...oh, and I don't do this Facebook thing. Wouldn't even do it if it 
wouldn't be blocked.

>>> Maybe mine has a soil shortage.
>>
>> You could plant it in some sort of ancient forest and then see what
>> happens. Do you have any sorts of ancient forests close to you?
>
> Yes, it's called "The polder of doom". It has surprisingly few trees though.

You could go out at night to plant trees there! Plant so many trees 
that in a few years there will be some eerie, murky forest. Once 
completed, you can sell it to China. They still haven't figured out 
how to plant forests, or even just a few trees, here in the Celestial 
Kingdom. Two months ago, when the daily maximum temperature would 
never exceed -10, they suddenly planted hundreds of trees in front of 
my window. Some weeks later those trees all died, so they just removed 
them again. Guess that was part of some or the other 5 Years Plan.

>> What does that have to do with plants?
>>
>> *gives DG a tick of the mill*
>
> /me uses anti-tick spray
>
> all the leaves are brown
> and the sky is grey
>
> LEAVES!!!! Frikkin' LEAVES. Plants have leaves. Mine even have BROWN 
> LEAVES!!!

Seems like you're becoming as cranky as my mind on a good day. Want 
some banana-flavored medicine?

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked