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DG is a mighty pirate...

>>> We have a great leader called Mǎkè Lǚtè? How quaint. It must be the first time
>>> we have someone of Chinese origins at the helm.
>>
>> Don't you know Mǎkè Lǚtè is a quintessential Dutch name? Just like,
>> just like, well, Dennis Gerritszoon for one, for two, or for three.
>
> I thought Dennis the Menace was a British and an American comic strip 
> character...
>
> I think I'd fail my citizenship exam.

I just did this test: 
http://educatie.ntr.nl/nationaleinburgeringtest/online-test/

And I got a score of 2,8. "Helaas, u bent niet 'ingeburgerd'." Now, 
officially I am registered as "geëmigreerd", since I haven't lived in 
the Netherlands for quite some years. I wonder what will happen when 
some political party decides to impose such a test upon returning 
citizens. 

> Nope, but it fits perfectly in my perception of humanity. If there's a 
> system there's a flaw in it and a person that'll find and exploit it. 
> Here the system had incentive for local leaders to deceive and get 
> production quotas for steel. So some did just that. Do they now make 
> powdered milk in the same facilities?

Those facilities are just some brick houses with a bunch of farmers 
in them where they make pretty much anything. I've been told though 
not to be afraid of milk anymore. The real danger still is with those 
peasants with their hand carts selling meat.

>> Photoshop is that program that all Chinese here have on their
>> computers. When somebody apt at actually using it needs to process
>> photos of females in skanky clothing he has takes photos of in his
>> basement in a desolate apartment complex, he will often times tell
>> them to wait several days because he still needs to PS them photos.
>>
> So that's were you spend most your time in China then? Basements of 
> desolate apartment complexes?

Hey, do I look like a Chinese male to you??

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ervaqre is teh wicked