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DG is a mighty pirate...

>> You're one to talk about culture barbarians, using strange, antiquated
>> ways to write the name of that Chinese dress! It's all Hànyǔ Pīnyīn
>> these days, which has been an ISO standard for decades, so it is
>> called qípáo! What you're doing is like talking in ISO 8859-1 when you
>> can talk in UTF-8, or like how those Chinese write our prime minister's
>> name as Mǎkè Lǚtè instead of Mark Rutte, or how some Dutch persist in
>> writing Sjanghai rather than Shanghai! Meet the wrath of Chairman Mao!
>
> We have a great leader called Mǎkè Lǚtè? How quaint. It must be the first time 
> we have someone of Chinese origins at the helm.

Don't you know Mǎkè Lǚtè is a quintessential Dutch name? Just like, 
just like, well, Dennis Gerritszoon for one, for two, or for three.

> To be fair, there should be some McCarthy-style anti-commie-Americans that would 
> like to do the same, just to make sure he's dead. Can't picture them carrying 
> any produce though.

Any produce apart from perfect steel bars would be fine. Have you ever 
heard of this story how communist local leaders used to fool the 
great, almighty and omnipotent Chinese dictator into believing the 
smitheries in the farm yards produced the same quality steel as 
British and Japanese industries, leaving the omnipotant swimming 
champion to wonder why them British needed these big ass factories to 
produce the same steel that a Chinese peasant could produce from 
confiscated watches, plows and other metal products?

>> You wouldn't be suggesting that if you'd knew what these ladies look
>> like. They do not age well over here.
>>
> You should make them join Aglami. It all lady Aglamians seem to look quite a bit 
> younger than they should. Or they're very apt at photo shop.

Photoshop is that program that all Chinese here have on their 
computers. When somebody apt at actually using it needs to process 
photos of females in skanky clothing he has takes photos of in his 
basement in a desolate apartment complex, he will often times tell 
them to wait several days because he still needs to PS them photos. 

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ervaqre is teh wicked