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Re: [OT] Someone got divorced today....

#241914
From: DG
Date: Sat, 16 Jan 2010 01:01
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Op 16-1-2010 1:46, neppie schreef:
>>>>>> I bet he has collected masks of every Aglamian. Except me. Nobody
>>>>>> knows what I look like.
>>>>>
>>>>> Yes, why is that? Everyone knows what I look like! Are you hiding
>>>>> something?
>>>>
>>>> No, of course not. I just haven't got velociraptor-imitation video's
>>>> to put up. I only have a bunch of tents with white chocolate to keep
>>>> Pixels at bay.
>>>
>>> Stalker!!
>>
>> Hey, I can't be a stalker if you're the exhibitionist with a Youtube
>> channel.
>
> That's hardly exhibitionistic, or exhibitionism, or...well, you get the
> idea. Besides, I am not starring in that video.

True, the *real* star is being cast by Spielberg for JP4 as we speak.

>>> (Where IS Pixel anyway??)
>>
>> Not on his Youtube channel. Not for a while now.
>
> I noticed!
>
> <snip>
>>>>> You are getting like Rose with St. Olaf stories! Ok, so that's the
>>>>> only
>>>>> TV ref I can make at this hour...kill me now.
>>>>
>>>> That Rose, she's a golden girl.
>>>
>>> Is there anything you DON'T watch??
>>
>> There's a difference between watching and being aware of. I know
>> there's a show with the Kardashians and I know they're most famous for
>> their behinds.
>
> Grotesquely so.
>
>> But that's about all I know. I wouldn't be able to recognize them.
>
> If it were from behind you would!

Nah, you can't see in the dark of a total eclipse by a full moon.

>> Show me a photo of, say Columbo, and I would recognize him.
>
> Well, who wouldn't??

Hmmm, I'm pretty sure there's plenty of young folk that haven't got a clue who 
we're talking about, unless they're addicted to TV-Land or something. And I'm 
not just talking about kids of veloceraptor-imitating age.

>>>>>>>> Tiger Woods? Nah, his marriage is rock solid.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Uh, no, I think it's something ELSE that's rock solid there.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> He prefers to call it a nine iron.
>>>>>
>>>>> He takes his wood everywhere.
>>>>
>>>> Apparently he's been been called a tiger everywhere.
>>>
>>> Not HERE he hasn't!
>>
>> Then what did you call him? Woody?
>
> I called him Shaft, but he didn't like that name. It was already taken.

Besides, he's a golfer and by no means a private dick.

>>>>>>> It wasn't that exciting, but I was happy with the result.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That's not exactly what a guy wants to hear.
>>>>>
>>>>> It's better than "I have a headache".
>>>>>
>>>> Depends on how you got that headache. If there was a headboard
>>>> involved it's a small price to pay.
>>>
>>> True story: A headboard fell off the wall at a motel I was staying at in
>>> PA. =)
>>
>> There's a lot being left out of that story, isn't there?
>
> Deliberately ambiguous. ^_~

It cries out for more.

-- 
Danny.
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Subject: Re: [OT] Someone got divorced today....
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