🚀 go-pugleaf

>> For someone who is omnipotent and I assume therefore omnifiscent, the
>> answer is obvious. They invented the game here, because we have all the 
>> best golf courses.
>
> Then explain how windmills were invented in the Iran/Irak area, since they 
> don't have the best windfarms.

When Ayatollah Khomeni took over Iran, and changed the system laid down by 
the Shahs of Persia, part of his purge was to remove all windfarms. He had 
been misinformed, being told that windfarms were very large farting 
establishments. This, of course, made their windmills redundant, and that is 
when a Dutch tourist and part-time entrepreneur, who was in the area, bought 
them all as a job lot, and shipped them all back to the Netherlands.

>>>> Kasper is the man for huge Poles! Some of us wear kilts, only to 
>>>> distinguish
>>>> us from our Southern neighbours. Most of us drink whisky to disguise 
>>>> the
>>>> flavour of haggis. I've been watering the garden every day for the last 
>>>> two
>>>> weeks; did I miss something!
>>>
>>> You forgot that spot right underneath your window. We Dutch people
>>> need that spot for the 800th anniversary of golf. Have some more
>>> whisky, haggis, or better even, have both!
>>
>> *Fills watering can with whisky*. Now the grass should come up half cut. 
>> (That joke was supplied by Chic Murray, deceased Scottish comedian, who 
>> now probably just uses his surname).
>>
> Where does he rank on a Krankies to Connolly scale? Those are the only two 
> Scottish comedy acts I know from the top of my head.

That conjures up a great picture! Scottish comedy acts emitting from Danny's 
head. Billy Connolly got a large percentage of his material and ideas from 
Chic Murray, who was a very, dry, droll and exceedingly funny comedian; 
whereas the krankies are a complete embarrassment to our national pride.

Mac 


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