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MacSporran is a mighty pirate...

>> I thought they only played golf and threw huge poles (I could say caber 
>> toss,
>> but this is more fun) whilst wearing skirts (I could say kilt, but again, 
>> this is more fun). The rest of the day they spend eating haggis and 
>> drinking scotch while trying to stay out of the copious amounts rain.
>
> Did you know that golf was probably invented by the Dutch about 800 years 
> ago? I live about 5km, as the fish swim, from the, so-called, home of golf.

Hold on! Where do these fish of yours swim? If it was invented by the 
Dutch and you live in Scotland, then they must have found a shortcut. 
Or the other possibility might be that 800 years ago the Dutch went to 
Scotland to invent golf, but why would they want to go to Scotland for 
that?
 
> Kasper is the man for huge Poles! Some of us wear kilts, only to distinguish 
> us from our Southern neighbours. Most of us drink whisky to disguise the 
> flavour of haggis. I've been watering the garden every day for the last two 
> weeks; did I miss something!

You forgot that spot right underneath your window. We Dutch people 
need that spot for the 800th anniversary of golf. Have some more 
whisky, haggis, or better even, have both!

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ervaqre is wicked sick