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Thus DG spoke:

> emmel schreef:
>>>>>>>>> We'll send you to the galley then, before you get scurvey, you 
>>>>>>>>> landlubber. Make haste, for we'll send you to the bottom of the
>>>>>>>>> sea before long!
>>>>>>>> Ts. I'm still here... always those hollow threats, erm threats.
>>>>>>> What about a hollow treat?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> /me gives Emmel a hollow cheescake made from the holes of gruyere.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Whatever did you do with those loaded cannons?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Well, they were loaded... I believe they're passed out in the bunks.
>>>>>> Useless things.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Somebody go slap them around!
>>>>> Go slap your cannon? Be careful, it could discharge suddenly.
>>>> That shows how much you know about those things, matey.
>>> I'd rather not be too familiar with your cannon.
>> 
>> Do I even want to answer to that? (Hint: No.)
>
> Like there were any other options. It's not like this is some silly millionaire quiz.

Well, there were other choices:

A: No.
B: I'll just blast him.
C: Let him answer and then blast him.
D: Let him answer, watch him struggle, find people who want
   to blast him for that and enjoy the show.

And you can get millions for that. Erm, not
get... become... millions of pieces.
-- 
emmel <the_emmel*you-know-what-that's-for*@gmx.net>
        (Don't forget to remove the ** bit)

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