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DUKE NUKEM ACTOR
#78005
Author: Wesley
Date: Sun, 21 Dec 2003 02:12
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Hi

If there are DUKE NUKEM movie - what would you like to choose actor ?

I like DOLPH LUNDGREN or it could better smile on BRUCE WILLIS ?
Re: DUKE NUKEM ACTOR
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Author: Bateau
Date: Sun, 21 Dec 2003 06:15
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>Hi
>
>If there are DUKE NUKEM movie - what would you like to choose actor ?
>
>I like DOLPH LUNDGREN or it could better smile on BRUCE WILLIS ?

YEAH DOLPH!!!
There was a movie with him on TV last night and he actually had LINES!
And Brandon Lee's character said Dolph had the biggest penis he'd ever
seen.
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Re: DUKE NUKEM ACTOR
#78001
Author: Steve Long
Date: Wed, 14 Jan 2004 22:16
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The more things change, the more they remain the same.
This was posted many years ago, with similar responses. Many, many years
ago... in fact, way, way back when Duke4ever was promised. Wow, thats a long
time ago..
Steve
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