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Re: £50,000? It worked for me.

#81566
From: Weirdo
Date: Tue, 04 Aug 1998 00:00
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Thanks for sending this post, please post more like it.  It is just the kind
of thing that this group needs.  Thanks.



CH wrote in message <6puor6$r...@news3.force9.net>...
>
>Read the enclosed programme. Then read it again.
>
>The enclosed information is something I almost let slip through my fingers.
>Fortunately, sometime later, I re-read everything and gave some serious
>thought and study to it.
>
>My name is Chris Hinnells. Over the past few years, I have had numerous
>financial problems. I owed my family, friends, and credit cards over
�35,000
>that I had borrowed to support a fledgling business and my family of five.
I
>just couldn't seem to make ends meet.
>
>In mid-December, I received this programme in the post. I had been put on a
>mailing list because for about six months prior I was writing to every Tom,
>Dick and Harry for any get rich quick scheme I could get my hands on. All
of
>the programmes I received, in my opinion, were rip-offs. They were either
>too difficult for me to comprehend, or the initial investment was too much
>for me to risk to see if they worked or not. One claimed I'd make a million
>pounds in just one year. It didn't tell me I'd have to write a book to make
>it.
>
>But, like I was saying, in December of 1994, I received this programme in
>the post. I didn't send for it, or ask for it, they just got my name off a
>mailing list. THANK GOD FOR THAT! After reading it several times to make
>sure I was reading it correctly, I couldn't believe my eyes. Here was a
>money-making phenomenon. I could invest as much as I wanted to start,
>without putting myself much further in debt. After I got a pen and paper
and
>figured it out, I'd at least get my money back, I figured, why not? I
>couldn't be much worse off than I was.
>
>I initially sent 250 letters. It cost me �47.50 for the stamps, �6 for the
>envelopes and �69.33 for the printing (shop around for good prices -- the
>larger the job the cheaper the printing is). Of course, you can always use
>email or electronic methods to cut down on copying and postage etc...
>dependant upon the market / people you are offering this excellent
>opportunity to! I am telling you like it is. I hope it doesn't turn you off
>
>
>but I promised myself I would not rip-off anybody, no matter how much money
>it would cost me.
>
>Wanting to keep my costs low on my first mailing, I got my names out of the
>phone book instead of buying a mailing list. I thought it would be better
>for me to contact married couples instead of singles, because married
>people seem to need the money more. I posted all 250 letters out between
>December 31st 1994 and January 2nd 1995. In less than one week I was
>starting to receive orders for REPORT No. 1.
>
>By January 13th, I had received 26 orders for REPORT No. 1. If you read the
>guarantee in the programme you will see that "YOU MUST RECEIVE" fifteen to
>twenty (or more) orders for REPORT No. 1 within two weeks. If you don't,
>send out more programmes until you do. My first step to making �50,000 in
>twenty to ninety days was done!
>
>By January 30th, I had received 196 orders for REPORT No. 2. If you go back
>to the guarantee. YOU MUST RECEIVE 100 or more orders for REPORT No. 2
>within two weeks. If not, send out more programmes until you do! Once you
>have the 100 orders, the rest is easy. Relax because you will make your
>�50,000 goal.
>
>Well, I had 196 orders for REPORT No. 2 which was 96 more than I needed. So
>I sat back and relaxed. By March 19th from my original mailing list of 250
>letters, I received �58,000 with more coming in every day. I paid off all
my
>debts, bought a much needed new car and sent out a thousand more letters.
>This time, however, I bought a mailing list using a company that did all of
>the copying, folding, stuffing and sealing for me (for less than half of
>what it would have cost me to do it myself at a minimum wage). They sent
the
>ready to mail letters to me and I took them to the Post Office. Please take
>the time to read the attached programme.
>
>Remember, it won't work if you don't try it. This programme DOES work, but
>you must follow it EXACTLY, especially the rule of not trying to put your
>name in a different place! It won't work and you will lose out on a lot of
>money you could have very easily made. And, always follow the guarantees --
>fifteen to twenty orders for REPORT No. 1, 100 or more orders for REPORT
No.
>2, and you will make 50,000 or more in twenty to ninety days. I'm living
>proof that it does work.
>
>If you choose not to participate in this programme, I'm sorry. It really is
>a great opportunity with little cost or risk to you. If you choose to take
>part, follow the programme exactly as outlined in the "instructions"
section
>of this letter and you will be on your way to financial security. Sincerely
>
>Chris Hinnells
>
>P.S. Do you have any idea what �11,700 in �5 notes looks like piled up on
>the kitchen table? IT'S AMAZING!
>
>TESTAMENTS
>
>"When I received the programme in the mail, I grumbled to my wife, Francis,
>about receiving "junk" mail! I made fun of the whole thing, I KNEW it
>wouldn't work! Francis totally ignored me, jumped in with both feet and
>posted 500 programmes. Well, the laugh was on me! Within 90 days she had
>received �147,000 in 5 notes! I was stunned".
>
>Robert, Dundee
>
>"I had received this programme before. I threw it away, but later I
wondered
>if I shouldn't have given it a try. Of course, I didn't know who to contact
>to get a copy, so I had to wait until someone else sent me another copy of
>the programme. Eleven months passed, then it came. I didn't throw this one
>away. I made �41,000 on the first try".
>
>H Larsen, Doncaster
>
>"I'm retired and have lots of time to post letters. I was very reluctant to
>get involved with these so called schemes. Somebody should have kicked me
>sooner. I've already made �126,000".
>
>J Thompson, Reading
>
>"For months I fooled around sending for and examining numerous money-making
>programmes. I sent for a few and felt ripped-off! Then I tried this
>programme . WOW!"
>
>O M Hawking, Southend
>
>"Before you sling this programme in the bin, as I almost did, take a little
>time to read it and really think about it. Get a pen and figure out what
>could happen when YOU participate. Figure out the worst possible response
>and no matter how you calculate it, you will still make a lot of money! The
>only thing that can go wrong is if you forget to put a stamp on your
>letters. I even checked with my Post Office to verify that this programme
>was legal. It definitely is! (Refer to title 18e section 1302 and 1341 of
>the Postal & Lottery code). Any doubts you have will vanish when your first
>orders come in. IT WORKS"!
>
>Tony Collis, London
>
>"I would like to say to the "disbeliever's" I am sending out my second
>multi-level order marketing letters now. The first time, it cost me less
>than 60 to post 300 letters and I have already earned �88,430 with more
>coming in! I fully expect even better results this time!"
>
>A Beards, Leeds
>
>HERE'S HOW THIS AMAZING PROGRAMME WILL MAKE YOU �'s
>
>Let's say you decide to start small just to see how it goes, and we'll
>assume you and all those involved send out only 200 programmes each. Let's
>also assume that the mailing receives a 5% response. (Using a good mailing
>list you could cause the response to be significantly higher. Also many
>people would send out thousands of programmes instead of just 200). But
>continuing with this example, you send out only 200 programmes. With a 5%
>response, ie. Ten orders for REPORT No. 1. Those ten people respond by
>sending out 200 programmes each for a total of 2000. In turn 5% of these,
or
>100 people, respond and order REPORT No. 2. Those 100 mail out 200
>programmes each for a total of 20,000. The 5% response to those is 1000
>orders for REPORT No. 3. Those 1000 send out 200 programmes each for a
>2,000,000 total. The 5% response to that is 10,000 orders for REPORT No. 4.
>That's 10,000 �5 notes . CASH!!! Your total income in this estimate is �50
+
>�500+ �5,000 + �50,000 for a total of 55,550.
>
>REMEMBER, THIS ESTIMATE ASSUMES THAT 95 OUT OF 100 PEOPLE WILL DO
ABSOLUTELY
>NOTHING AND THROW THIS PROGRAMME AWAY! DARE TO THINK FOR A MOMENT WHAT
WOULD
>HAPPEN IF EVERYONE SENT OUT 1000 PROGRAMMES INSTEAD OF ONLY 200. THINK OF
>ALL THE PEOPLE ACCESSIBLE TO THIS PROGRAMME (HOW MANY MILLIONS COUNTRY
>WIDE�IN FACT, HOW MANY WORLDWIDE ?
>
>Believe me, many people will do that and more! At current prices your cost
>to send out 200 programmes is about �52 if sent first class (26 pence per
>stamp). This is ridiculously low when you consider what you stand to gain.
>Of course, if you utilise email it will cost you virtually NIL, just your
>own time and your online costs. Think positively, keeping in mind that your
>investment is minimal (it's money invested in you) and consider yourself
>fortunate to be invited to participate in an exclusive programme that
really
>works!
>
>This is a LEGITIMATE, LEGAL, Money-Making Opportunity. It does not require
>you to come in contact with people, do any hard work, and, best of all you
>don't have to leave the house except to go to the Post Office., or just log
>on to your internet service provider in the comfort of your own home. This
>is that lucky break you have been waiting for. Simply follow the
>instructions of this letter (below) and your dream will come true. The
>Multi-Level Mail Order Marketing Programme works perfectly -100% EVERY
>TIME!!
>
>Multi-Level Marketing (MLM) and Network Marketing has finally gained
>respectability. It is being taught in the Harvard Business School in
>America, and the Wall Street Journal has stated that between 50% and 65% of
>ALL goods and services will be sold through MLM methods by the year 2000.
>This is a multi billion pound industry and of the 500,000 millionaires in
>the US, 20% (100,000) made their fortunes in the last seven years in MLM.
>Moreover, statistics show 45 people becoming millionaires every day through
>MLM and Network Marketing.
>
>"This is the only realistic Money-Making offer I have ever received. I
>participated because the marketing programme made sense! I only sent out
200
>letters, but I was surprised when the 5 notes started arriving through my
>letter box. By the time it tapered off, I had received over 8,000 orders
>with �40,000 CASH.
>
>John, Aberystwyth
>
>Programme Instructions
>
>We in the Multi-Level Mail Order Marketing Business have a method of
raising
>capital that REALLY WORKS. 100% EVERY TIME. I'm sure that you could use
>�50,000 to �125,000 in the next twenty to ninety days. Before you say
>"Nonsense" please study this programme carefully. This is not a chain
letter
>but, is rather, a perfectly legal money making opportunity. Basically, this
>is what we do. As with all multi-level businesses, we build our business by
>recruiting new partners and selling our products. Every county in England,
>Scotland and Wales allows you to recruit new multi-level business partners,
>and we offer a product for every pound sent. YOUR ORDERS COME IN AND ARE
>FILLED THROUGH THE MAIL, so you are not involved in any personal selling.
>You do it, rather, from the privacy of your own home. EACH ORDER YOU
RECEIVE
>WILL CONTAIN A STAMPED ADDRESSED ENVELOPE AND A �5
>NOTE!
>
>To fill each order, you simply put the product (A series of Financial and
>Business reports) in the envelope and post it back. That's it. The �5 is
>yours!! This is the greatest Multi-Level Mail Order Marketing anywhere. Of
>course, you must also appreciate that these reports are of interest and of
>use to individuals as they contain a wealth of information applicable to
all
>walks of life and the business community. You will not only make money but
>also increase your knowledge. The checkpoint which guarantees your success
>is simply this. You must receive 15 to 20 orders for REPORT No. 1. This is
a
>must! If you don't within two weeks you must send out more programmes until
>you do. Then a couple of weeks later, you should receive at least 100
orders
>for REPORT No.
>
>2. If you don't, send out more programmes until you do. Once you have
>received 100 or more orders for REPORT No. 2, you can sit back and relax,
>because YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE AT LEAST �50,000. It's that easy!! For
>exceptional success you have to work exceptionally smart. For exceptional
>Failure ---- Do Nothing!
>
>To achieve MAXIMUM results:
>
>1. Order all four Reports listed and numbered in the REPORTS section of
this
>letter.. Do this by ordering one REPORT from each of the names of this
>letter. For each REPORT send �5 (UK Currency) in cash and a STAMPED
>ADDRESSED ENVELOPE (business size) to the person listed for that SPECIFIC
>REPORT. (IF you have email access, please supply your email address and
>these reports will be emailed to you if you prefer). You will need ALL FOUR
>REPORTS because you will be RE-PRINTING and SELLING them to people ordering
>them from you. IMPORTANT: Do not alter the names or sequence other than
what
>the instructions say below. Also, always provide same day service on ALL
>orders you will be receiving later on. After all, wouldn't you expect a
>prompt service on something which you pay for ?
>
>2. Replace the name and address under REPORT No. 1 with your own, moving
the
>one that was there down to REPORT No. 2. Drop the name and address under
>REPORT No. 2 down to REPORT No. 3. Finally drop the name and address under
>REPORT No. 3 down to REPORT No. 4. The name and address that was under
>REPORT No. 4 is dropped from the list, and this party is, no doubt, on the
>way to the bank! Type the names and addresses on a small piece of paper and
>tape them into their new positions. (If using email as a way of informing
>the world of this method�just delete the name and address from report 4 and
>move each name and adress down 1 place to replace the details from report 1
>with your own). When doing this, make sure that you type them ACCURATELY!
DO
>NOT MOVE PRODUCT REPORT POSITIONS.
>
>3. Having made the required changes in the name list, take those pages and
>all nine others you have just  received to you local "photocopying outlet"
>shop and have as many copies made as you can afford. You can always print
>more letters later as the need arises. The more copies printed the bigger
>the discount.
>
>4. Send a copy of this entire programme (all of it is very important) to
>everyone whose name and address / email address you can get your hands on.
>Start with friends and relatives since you can encourage them to take
>advantage of this fabulous money-making opportunity. Then, as your time and
>finances allow, mail to anyone and everyone! Use your imagination! You can
>get names and addresses from phone books and other publications. Best of
>all, purchase a "QUALITY MAILING LIST". This will give you the advantage of
>quality names in the quantity you desire. (These are very Inexpensive). You
>will find a good name list will make you more money than any other
approach.
>
>REQUIRED REPORTS
>
>***Order each Report by Number and Title***
>Always send a self-addressed, stamped envelope and �5 / $10 cash for each
>report (for addresses abroad send �5 / $10 cash, an addressed envelope,
with
>relevant airmail / postage stamps , to cover the cost of the postage
>overseas. If you want a text-only copy through E-mail which you can read
>into your word processor for editing and printing, provide your E-mail AND
>postal address and state that you wish a text-only copy through E-mail.
>
>REPORT No.1
>
>How to make impressive profits by advertising on the Internet, as opposed
to
>normal methods. Lets face it...the Internet is the future advertising
medium
>
>Order REPORT No. 1 from:
>
>A BUTLER
>23 Belmore Park
>Ashford
>Kent
>TN24 8UW
>
>REPORT No.2
>
>Moving money Quietly. Methods of leaving no trail back to yourself when
>moving money in various ways.
>
>Order REPORT No. 2 from:
>
>M A CHESTER
>18 Newmoore Lane
>Sandymoor
>Cheshire
>WA7 1QD
>
>REPORT No.3
>
>The Secret Trust : Onshore or Offshore ? Avoid the "Big Brother, high Tax
>Jurisdiction".
>
>Order REPORT No. 3 from:
>
>S PIKE
>50 Tyzack Road
>High Wycombe
>HP13 7PT
>
>REPORT No.4
>
>Open a foreign bank account without leaving a papertrail leading back to
>yourself.
>
>Order REPORT No. 4 from:
>
>A NEUL
>13 Seaton Grove
>Grimsby
>Lincolnshire
>
>CONCLUSION
>
>I am enjoying an early secure retirement on the future that I made out of
>sending out this programme. You too, will be making easy money in just
>twenty to ninety days If you follow the simple rules outlined in this
>mailing.
>
>To be financially independent is to be free, free to make financial
>decisions as never before. Go into business, get into investments, retire
or
>take holidays. No longer will lack of money hold you back!! Very few
people,
>however, reach financial independence because when opportunity knocks they
>choose to ignore it. It is much easier to say NO than YES and this is now
>the question that you must ask yourself. Will you ignore this amazing
>opportunity, or will you take advantage of it? If you do not think that
this
>is a spectacular opportunity, then please re-read this material. You have
>indeed missed something.
>
>My method is simple and I've sold thousands of people a product for �5 cash
>that cost me pennies to produce and post. I should also point out that this
>programme is legal and that everyone who takes part WILL make money. This
is
>not a chain letter! At times you may have received chain letters asking you
>to send money, on faith, but then getting nothing in return. No product
>whatsoever. Not only are chain letters illegal, but the risk of someone
>breaking the chain makes them quite unattractive. You are offering a
>legitimate product to your people. After they purchase the product from
you,
>they reproduce more and resell them. It's simple free enterprise.
>As you have learned from the enclosed material, the PRODUCT is a series of
>four FINANCIAL and BUSINESS REPORTS. The information contained in these
>reports will not only help you in making your participation in this
>programme more rewarding, but will, in addition, be useful to you in other
>business decisions you will be making in the coming years. You are also
>buying the rights to reprint all of the reports which will be ordered from
>you by those to whom you post the programme. The concise one and two page
>reports that you will be buying can easily be reproduced at a local copy
>centre for only pennies per copy, or if sending via Email, reproduction is
>without cost. Good luck with the programme.
>
>Edward L. Green
>
>"Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my mind
to
>participate in this programme. But, conservative as I am, I decided that
the
>initial investment was so little that there was no way that I could not get
>enough orders to at least get my money back. BOY! Was I ever surprised when
>I found my medium sized Post Office Box crammed with orders! After that, it
>got so overloaded that I had to start picking up my mail at the Sorting
>Office. It was truly amazing! I will make more this year than any ten years
>of my life before."
>
>Mary, Middlesborough
>
>A PERSONAL NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAMME
>By the time you have read the enclosed information and looked over the
>programme reports, you should have concluded that such a programme, and one
>that is legal, could not have been created by an amateur. Let me tell you a
>little bit about myself. I had a profitable business for ten years. Then,
in
>1979, my business began falling off. I was doing the same things that were
>previously successful for me, but it just wasn't working. Finally, I
figured
>it out. It wasn't me. It was the economy! You have just received
information
>that can give you financial freedom for the rest of you life. With "NO
RISK"
>and "JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT" you can make more money in the next few
>months than you ever imagined! I should also point out that I shall not see
>a penny of your money, or that of anyone else who takes part in this
>programme. I have already made over FOUR MILLION POUNDS!. I have retired
>from the programme after sending out over 16,000 letters to participate in
>this phenomenon.
>
>Follow the programme EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do not change it in any way. It
>works exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to send a copy of this
>exciting programme to everyone you can think of . Do not feel  hesitant
>about sending only a few dozen in the beginning. One of those people you
>send this to just may send out 5000 letters and your name will be on every
>one of them! Remember, though, the more you send out the more potential
>customers you will reach and the more people you can offer this financial
>security to. So, my friends, I have given you the ideas, information,
>materials and opportunity to become financially independent. IT IS NOW UP
TO
>YOU TO ACT OR NOT TO ACT!!!!!
>
>Edward L Green
>
>� TIPS FOR SUCCESS
>
>Send for your four reports immediately so you will have them when the
orders
>start coming in because when you receive a 5 order, you MUST send out the
>requested product/service to comply with the Postal and Lottery Laws, title
>18, sections 1302 and 1391, which specifically state that: "A PRODUCT OR
>SERVICE MUST BE EXCHANGED FOR MONEY RECEIVED". WHILE YOU WAIT FOR THE
>REPORTS TO ARRIVE:
>
>1. Get a Post Office Box (optional).
>2. Re-type the names and addresses on a small piece of paper, including
>yours, and tape them under the report according to the directions. YOU MUST
>REMEMBER THAT YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS GO NEXT TO THE REPORT NO.1 and all the
>others move down one, with the 4th being dropped OFF the list.
>3. Obtain as many names as possible to send the programme to.
>4. Decide on the number of programmes that you intend to send out. The more
>you send, and the quicker you send them, the more money you will make.
>5. Make copies of all pages of this letter. The number of copies will be
>determined by the size of your mailing list. Copies must be GOOD and
>LEGIBLE, as all your customers will be copying them too.
>6. Prepare the envelopes /email for posting.
>7. After posting the programmes, get ready to fill the orders you will be
>receiving.
>8. Copy the four reports so that you are ready to send them out as soon as
>you receive an order. IMPORTANT: Always provide same day service on all the
>orders that you receive!
>9. Make sure that the letter and reports are both neat and legible - retype
>them if necessary.
>
>If, having read this programme twice, you are still not interested in this
>opportunity - then please pass it on to a friend or neighbour - they will
>certainly thank you!
>
>
>
>
>
>
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