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Article #81566Re: £50,000? It worked for me.
From: Weirdo
Date: Tue, 04 Aug 1998 00:00
Date: Tue, 04 Aug 1998 00:00
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Thanks for sending this post, please post more like it. It is just the kind of thing that this group needs. Thanks. CH wrote in message <6puor6$r...@news3.force9.net>... > >Read the enclosed programme. Then read it again. > >The enclosed information is something I almost let slip through my fingers. >Fortunately, sometime later, I re-read everything and gave some serious >thought and study to it. > >My name is Chris Hinnells. Over the past few years, I have had numerous >financial problems. I owed my family, friends, and credit cards over �35,000 >that I had borrowed to support a fledgling business and my family of five. I >just couldn't seem to make ends meet. > >In mid-December, I received this programme in the post. I had been put on a >mailing list because for about six months prior I was writing to every Tom, >Dick and Harry for any get rich quick scheme I could get my hands on. All of >the programmes I received, in my opinion, were rip-offs. They were either >too difficult for me to comprehend, or the initial investment was too much >for me to risk to see if they worked or not. One claimed I'd make a million >pounds in just one year. It didn't tell me I'd have to write a book to make >it. > >But, like I was saying, in December of 1994, I received this programme in >the post. I didn't send for it, or ask for it, they just got my name off a >mailing list. THANK GOD FOR THAT! After reading it several times to make >sure I was reading it correctly, I couldn't believe my eyes. Here was a >money-making phenomenon. I could invest as much as I wanted to start, >without putting myself much further in debt. After I got a pen and paper and >figured it out, I'd at least get my money back, I figured, why not? I >couldn't be much worse off than I was. > >I initially sent 250 letters. It cost me �47.50 for the stamps, �6 for the >envelopes and �69.33 for the printing (shop around for good prices -- the >larger the job the cheaper the printing is). Of course, you can always use >email or electronic methods to cut down on copying and postage etc... >dependant upon the market / people you are offering this excellent >opportunity to! I am telling you like it is. I hope it doesn't turn you off > > >but I promised myself I would not rip-off anybody, no matter how much money >it would cost me. > >Wanting to keep my costs low on my first mailing, I got my names out of the >phone book instead of buying a mailing list. I thought it would be better >for me to contact married couples instead of singles, because married >people seem to need the money more. I posted all 250 letters out between >December 31st 1994 and January 2nd 1995. In less than one week I was >starting to receive orders for REPORT No. 1. > >By January 13th, I had received 26 orders for REPORT No. 1. If you read the >guarantee in the programme you will see that "YOU MUST RECEIVE" fifteen to >twenty (or more) orders for REPORT No. 1 within two weeks. If you don't, >send out more programmes until you do. My first step to making �50,000 in >twenty to ninety days was done! > >By January 30th, I had received 196 orders for REPORT No. 2. If you go back >to the guarantee. YOU MUST RECEIVE 100 or more orders for REPORT No. 2 >within two weeks. If not, send out more programmes until you do! Once you >have the 100 orders, the rest is easy. Relax because you will make your >�50,000 goal. > >Well, I had 196 orders for REPORT No. 2 which was 96 more than I needed. So >I sat back and relaxed. By March 19th from my original mailing list of 250 >letters, I received �58,000 with more coming in every day. I paid off all my >debts, bought a much needed new car and sent out a thousand more letters. >This time, however, I bought a mailing list using a company that did all of >the copying, folding, stuffing and sealing for me (for less than half of >what it would have cost me to do it myself at a minimum wage). They sent the >ready to mail letters to me and I took them to the Post Office. Please take >the time to read the attached programme. > >Remember, it won't work if you don't try it. This programme DOES work, but >you must follow it EXACTLY, especially the rule of not trying to put your >name in a different place! It won't work and you will lose out on a lot of >money you could have very easily made. And, always follow the guarantees -- >fifteen to twenty orders for REPORT No. 1, 100 or more orders for REPORT No. >2, and you will make 50,000 or more in twenty to ninety days. I'm living >proof that it does work. > >If you choose not to participate in this programme, I'm sorry. It really is >a great opportunity with little cost or risk to you. If you choose to take >part, follow the programme exactly as outlined in the "instructions" section >of this letter and you will be on your way to financial security. Sincerely > >Chris Hinnells > >P.S. Do you have any idea what �11,700 in �5 notes looks like piled up on >the kitchen table? IT'S AMAZING! > >TESTAMENTS > >"When I received the programme in the mail, I grumbled to my wife, Francis, >about receiving "junk" mail! I made fun of the whole thing, I KNEW it >wouldn't work! Francis totally ignored me, jumped in with both feet and >posted 500 programmes. Well, the laugh was on me! Within 90 days she had >received �147,000 in 5 notes! I was stunned". > >Robert, Dundee > >"I had received this programme before. I threw it away, but later I wondered >if I shouldn't have given it a try. Of course, I didn't know who to contact >to get a copy, so I had to wait until someone else sent me another copy of >the programme. Eleven months passed, then it came. I didn't throw this one >away. I made �41,000 on the first try". > >H Larsen, Doncaster > >"I'm retired and have lots of time to post letters. I was very reluctant to >get involved with these so called schemes. Somebody should have kicked me >sooner. I've already made �126,000". > >J Thompson, Reading > >"For months I fooled around sending for and examining numerous money-making >programmes. I sent for a few and felt ripped-off! Then I tried this >programme . WOW!" > >O M Hawking, Southend > >"Before you sling this programme in the bin, as I almost did, take a little >time to read it and really think about it. Get a pen and figure out what >could happen when YOU participate. Figure out the worst possible response >and no matter how you calculate it, you will still make a lot of money! The >only thing that can go wrong is if you forget to put a stamp on your >letters. I even checked with my Post Office to verify that this programme >was legal. It definitely is! (Refer to title 18e section 1302 and 1341 of >the Postal & Lottery code). Any doubts you have will vanish when your first >orders come in. IT WORKS"! > >Tony Collis, London > >"I would like to say to the "disbeliever's" I am sending out my second >multi-level order marketing letters now. The first time, it cost me less >than 60 to post 300 letters and I have already earned �88,430 with more >coming in! I fully expect even better results this time!" > >A Beards, Leeds > >HERE'S HOW THIS AMAZING PROGRAMME WILL MAKE YOU �'s > >Let's say you decide to start small just to see how it goes, and we'll >assume you and all those involved send out only 200 programmes each. Let's >also assume that the mailing receives a 5% response. (Using a good mailing >list you could cause the response to be significantly higher. Also many >people would send out thousands of programmes instead of just 200). But >continuing with this example, you send out only 200 programmes. With a 5% >response, ie. Ten orders for REPORT No. 1. Those ten people respond by >sending out 200 programmes each for a total of 2000. In turn 5% of these, or >100 people, respond and order REPORT No. 2. Those 100 mail out 200 >programmes each for a total of 20,000. The 5% response to those is 1000 >orders for REPORT No. 3. Those 1000 send out 200 programmes each for a >2,000,000 total. The 5% response to that is 10,000 orders for REPORT No. 4. >That's 10,000 �5 notes . CASH!!! Your total income in this estimate is �50 + >�500+ �5,000 + �50,000 for a total of 55,550. > >REMEMBER, THIS ESTIMATE ASSUMES THAT 95 OUT OF 100 PEOPLE WILL DO ABSOLUTELY >NOTHING AND THROW THIS PROGRAMME AWAY! DARE TO THINK FOR A MOMENT WHAT WOULD >HAPPEN IF EVERYONE SENT OUT 1000 PROGRAMMES INSTEAD OF ONLY 200. THINK OF >ALL THE PEOPLE ACCESSIBLE TO THIS PROGRAMME (HOW MANY MILLIONS COUNTRY >WIDE�IN FACT, HOW MANY WORLDWIDE ? > >Believe me, many people will do that and more! At current prices your cost >to send out 200 programmes is about �52 if sent first class (26 pence per >stamp). This is ridiculously low when you consider what you stand to gain. >Of course, if you utilise email it will cost you virtually NIL, just your >own time and your online costs. Think positively, keeping in mind that your >investment is minimal (it's money invested in you) and consider yourself >fortunate to be invited to participate in an exclusive programme that really >works! > >This is a LEGITIMATE, LEGAL, Money-Making Opportunity. It does not require >you to come in contact with people, do any hard work, and, best of all you >don't have to leave the house except to go to the Post Office., or just log >on to your internet service provider in the comfort of your own home. This >is that lucky break you have been waiting for. Simply follow the >instructions of this letter (below) and your dream will come true. The >Multi-Level Mail Order Marketing Programme works perfectly -100% EVERY >TIME!! > >Multi-Level Marketing (MLM) and Network Marketing has finally gained >respectability. It is being taught in the Harvard Business School in >America, and the Wall Street Journal has stated that between 50% and 65% of >ALL goods and services will be sold through MLM methods by the year 2000. >This is a multi billion pound industry and of the 500,000 millionaires in >the US, 20% (100,000) made their fortunes in the last seven years in MLM. >Moreover, statistics show 45 people becoming millionaires every day through >MLM and Network Marketing. > >"This is the only realistic Money-Making offer I have ever received. I >participated because the marketing programme made sense! I only sent out 200 >letters, but I was surprised when the 5 notes started arriving through my >letter box. By the time it tapered off, I had received over 8,000 orders >with �40,000 CASH. > >John, Aberystwyth > >Programme Instructions > >We in the Multi-Level Mail Order Marketing Business have a method of raising >capital that REALLY WORKS. 100% EVERY TIME. I'm sure that you could use >�50,000 to �125,000 in the next twenty to ninety days. Before you say >"Nonsense" please study this programme carefully. This is not a chain letter >but, is rather, a perfectly legal money making opportunity. Basically, this >is what we do. As with all multi-level businesses, we build our business by >recruiting new partners and selling our products. Every county in England, >Scotland and Wales allows you to recruit new multi-level business partners, >and we offer a product for every pound sent. YOUR ORDERS COME IN AND ARE >FILLED THROUGH THE MAIL, so you are not involved in any personal selling. >You do it, rather, from the privacy of your own home. EACH ORDER YOU RECEIVE >WILL CONTAIN A STAMPED ADDRESSED ENVELOPE AND A �5 >NOTE! > >To fill each order, you simply put the product (A series of Financial and >Business reports) in the envelope and post it back. That's it. The �5 is >yours!! This is the greatest Multi-Level Mail Order Marketing anywhere. Of >course, you must also appreciate that these reports are of interest and of >use to individuals as they contain a wealth of information applicable to all >walks of life and the business community. You will not only make money but >also increase your knowledge. The checkpoint which guarantees your success >is simply this. You must receive 15 to 20 orders for REPORT No. 1. This is a >must! If you don't within two weeks you must send out more programmes until >you do. Then a couple of weeks later, you should receive at least 100 orders >for REPORT No. > >2. If you don't, send out more programmes until you do. Once you have >received 100 or more orders for REPORT No. 2, you can sit back and relax, >because YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE AT LEAST �50,000. It's that easy!! For >exceptional success you have to work exceptionally smart. For exceptional >Failure ---- Do Nothing! > >To achieve MAXIMUM results: > >1. Order all four Reports listed and numbered in the REPORTS section of this >letter.. Do this by ordering one REPORT from each of the names of this >letter. For each REPORT send �5 (UK Currency) in cash and a STAMPED >ADDRESSED ENVELOPE (business size) to the person listed for that SPECIFIC >REPORT. (IF you have email access, please supply your email address and >these reports will be emailed to you if you prefer). You will need ALL FOUR >REPORTS because you will be RE-PRINTING and SELLING them to people ordering >them from you. IMPORTANT: Do not alter the names or sequence other than what >the instructions say below. Also, always provide same day service on ALL >orders you will be receiving later on. After all, wouldn't you expect a >prompt service on something which you pay for ? > >2. Replace the name and address under REPORT No. 1 with your own, moving the >one that was there down to REPORT No. 2. Drop the name and address under >REPORT No. 2 down to REPORT No. 3. Finally drop the name and address under >REPORT No. 3 down to REPORT No. 4. The name and address that was under >REPORT No. 4 is dropped from the list, and this party is, no doubt, on the >way to the bank! Type the names and addresses on a small piece of paper and >tape them into their new positions. (If using email as a way of informing >the world of this method�just delete the name and address from report 4 and >move each name and adress down 1 place to replace the details from report 1 >with your own). When doing this, make sure that you type them ACCURATELY! DO >NOT MOVE PRODUCT REPORT POSITIONS. > >3. Having made the required changes in the name list, take those pages and >all nine others you have just received to you local "photocopying outlet" >shop and have as many copies made as you can afford. You can always print >more letters later as the need arises. The more copies printed the bigger >the discount. > >4. Send a copy of this entire programme (all of it is very important) to >everyone whose name and address / email address you can get your hands on. >Start with friends and relatives since you can encourage them to take >advantage of this fabulous money-making opportunity. Then, as your time and >finances allow, mail to anyone and everyone! Use your imagination! You can >get names and addresses from phone books and other publications. Best of >all, purchase a "QUALITY MAILING LIST". This will give you the advantage of >quality names in the quantity you desire. (These are very Inexpensive). You >will find a good name list will make you more money than any other approach. > >REQUIRED REPORTS > >***Order each Report by Number and Title*** >Always send a self-addressed, stamped envelope and �5 / $10 cash for each >report (for addresses abroad send �5 / $10 cash, an addressed envelope, with >relevant airmail / postage stamps , to cover the cost of the postage >overseas. If you want a text-only copy through E-mail which you can read >into your word processor for editing and printing, provide your E-mail AND >postal address and state that you wish a text-only copy through E-mail. > >REPORT No.1 > >How to make impressive profits by advertising on the Internet, as opposed to >normal methods. Lets face it...the Internet is the future advertising medium > >Order REPORT No. 1 from: > >A BUTLER >23 Belmore Park >Ashford >Kent >TN24 8UW > >REPORT No.2 > >Moving money Quietly. Methods of leaving no trail back to yourself when >moving money in various ways. > >Order REPORT No. 2 from: > >M A CHESTER >18 Newmoore Lane >Sandymoor >Cheshire >WA7 1QD > >REPORT No.3 > >The Secret Trust : Onshore or Offshore ? Avoid the "Big Brother, high Tax >Jurisdiction". > >Order REPORT No. 3 from: > >S PIKE >50 Tyzack Road >High Wycombe >HP13 7PT > >REPORT No.4 > >Open a foreign bank account without leaving a papertrail leading back to >yourself. > >Order REPORT No. 4 from: > >A NEUL >13 Seaton Grove >Grimsby >Lincolnshire > >CONCLUSION > >I am enjoying an early secure retirement on the future that I made out of >sending out this programme. You too, will be making easy money in just >twenty to ninety days If you follow the simple rules outlined in this >mailing. > >To be financially independent is to be free, free to make financial >decisions as never before. Go into business, get into investments, retire or >take holidays. No longer will lack of money hold you back!! Very few people, >however, reach financial independence because when opportunity knocks they >choose to ignore it. It is much easier to say NO than YES and this is now >the question that you must ask yourself. Will you ignore this amazing >opportunity, or will you take advantage of it? If you do not think that this >is a spectacular opportunity, then please re-read this material. You have >indeed missed something. > >My method is simple and I've sold thousands of people a product for �5 cash >that cost me pennies to produce and post. I should also point out that this >programme is legal and that everyone who takes part WILL make money. This is >not a chain letter! At times you may have received chain letters asking you >to send money, on faith, but then getting nothing in return. No product >whatsoever. Not only are chain letters illegal, but the risk of someone >breaking the chain makes them quite unattractive. You are offering a >legitimate product to your people. After they purchase the product from you, >they reproduce more and resell them. It's simple free enterprise. >As you have learned from the enclosed material, the PRODUCT is a series of >four FINANCIAL and BUSINESS REPORTS. The information contained in these >reports will not only help you in making your participation in this >programme more rewarding, but will, in addition, be useful to you in other >business decisions you will be making in the coming years. You are also >buying the rights to reprint all of the reports which will be ordered from >you by those to whom you post the programme. The concise one and two page >reports that you will be buying can easily be reproduced at a local copy >centre for only pennies per copy, or if sending via Email, reproduction is >without cost. Good luck with the programme. > >Edward L. Green > >"Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my mind to >participate in this programme. But, conservative as I am, I decided that the >initial investment was so little that there was no way that I could not get >enough orders to at least get my money back. BOY! Was I ever surprised when >I found my medium sized Post Office Box crammed with orders! After that, it >got so overloaded that I had to start picking up my mail at the Sorting >Office. It was truly amazing! I will make more this year than any ten years >of my life before." > >Mary, Middlesborough > >A PERSONAL NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAMME >By the time you have read the enclosed information and looked over the >programme reports, you should have concluded that such a programme, and one >that is legal, could not have been created by an amateur. Let me tell you a >little bit about myself. I had a profitable business for ten years. Then, in >1979, my business began falling off. I was doing the same things that were >previously successful for me, but it just wasn't working. Finally, I figured >it out. It wasn't me. It was the economy! You have just received information >that can give you financial freedom for the rest of you life. With "NO RISK" >and "JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT" you can make more money in the next few >months than you ever imagined! I should also point out that I shall not see >a penny of your money, or that of anyone else who takes part in this >programme. I have already made over FOUR MILLION POUNDS!. I have retired >from the programme after sending out over 16,000 letters to participate in >this phenomenon. > >Follow the programme EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do not change it in any way. It >works exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to send a copy of this >exciting programme to everyone you can think of . Do not feel hesitant >about sending only a few dozen in the beginning. One of those people you >send this to just may send out 5000 letters and your name will be on every >one of them! Remember, though, the more you send out the more potential >customers you will reach and the more people you can offer this financial >security to. So, my friends, I have given you the ideas, information, >materials and opportunity to become financially independent. IT IS NOW UP TO >YOU TO ACT OR NOT TO ACT!!!!! > >Edward L Green > >� TIPS FOR SUCCESS > >Send for your four reports immediately so you will have them when the orders >start coming in because when you receive a 5 order, you MUST send out the >requested product/service to comply with the Postal and Lottery Laws, title >18, sections 1302 and 1391, which specifically state that: "A PRODUCT OR >SERVICE MUST BE EXCHANGED FOR MONEY RECEIVED". WHILE YOU WAIT FOR THE >REPORTS TO ARRIVE: > >1. Get a Post Office Box (optional). >2. Re-type the names and addresses on a small piece of paper, including >yours, and tape them under the report according to the directions. YOU MUST >REMEMBER THAT YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS GO NEXT TO THE REPORT NO.1 and all the >others move down one, with the 4th being dropped OFF the list. >3. Obtain as many names as possible to send the programme to. >4. Decide on the number of programmes that you intend to send out. The more >you send, and the quicker you send them, the more money you will make. >5. Make copies of all pages of this letter. The number of copies will be >determined by the size of your mailing list. Copies must be GOOD and >LEGIBLE, as all your customers will be copying them too. >6. Prepare the envelopes /email for posting. >7. After posting the programmes, get ready to fill the orders you will be >receiving. >8. Copy the four reports so that you are ready to send them out as soon as >you receive an order. IMPORTANT: Always provide same day service on all the >orders that you receive! >9. Make sure that the letter and reports are both neat and legible - retype >them if necessary. > >If, having read this programme twice, you are still not interested in this >opportunity - then please pass it on to a friend or neighbour - they will >certainly thank you! > > > > > >
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From: "Weirdo" <weir...@yahoo.com> Subject: Re: £50,000? It worked for me. Date: 1998/08/04 Message-ID: <6q7fgd$59l$1@eros.clara.net> X-Deja-AN: 377876997 References: <6puor6$rr7@news3.force9.net> X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V4.72.2106.4 Newsgroups: alt.fishing,alt.games.3dfx,alt.games.command.and.conquer,alt.games.command-n-conq.red-alert,alt.games.doom,alt.games.doom.ii,alt.games.duke3d,alt.games.grand-theft-auto,alt.games.heretic,alt.games.jedi-knight MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit