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Used an automatic translator.
I like the "time to kick ass and chew gum... " translation:  "is time by all
to botch and to chew chewing, but in me ended the chewing of!!!!";


In English:
Dyuk returns! This energetic fellow with the good-natured appearance, the
"powerful" intellect, a thin feeling of humor and the instincts of real
killer, that subjugated of the heart of players 0 0N throughout the world
many years ago, again, as its triumphal procession on the screens of our
monitors begins in the old good times. This time scene of action becomes
Las-Vegas (state of Nevada), where legendary hero arrives in order
sequential time to be measured by forces with hateful doctor proton, who
plans the new dark matters. As always, battle promises to be long and
stressed. It will not manage without the victims, but at the end - can be
assured - Dyuk after all will give to prikurit' to dock and sequential time
it will save the earth from the vile newcomers. Dukas's dossier somewhat
renewed and now in the list its of special "signs" it is possible to find
the following: The primary occupation - rescuing of peace from the
extraterrestrial monsters; Hobbies - pinbol, fighters; Transport -
deliverator; Dear muzykant/gruppa - Henry's group Rollingza (because the
soloist has hair-cutting as in Dukas); The dear sport command - Oakland
Raiders (only because for them some time it played Howie Long, and it it was
similar on Dukas); The dear quotation - "is time by all to botch and to chew
chewing, but in me ended the chewing of!!!!"; Furthermore, this time the old
times Of dyuk borrowed cursor in one of the entertainment today 3 Unreal
Tournament. First, this means that Dyuk at long last will become properly
3D - and in the second place, this means that the drawing will be at the
height and the blood from the malicious strangers will begin to pour by
river. However, developers did not stop at this - they considerably improved
cursor by the application of a skeletal animation. Furthermore, developers
borrowed from Unreal and the editor of levels, and this means that after
being collected a little patience, any player can try to place Dukas's old
times in the blind alley at made by his hands level. SUBJECT as it was
already mentioned, the basic conflict of game is twirled around two
arkhivragov: Dukas and doctor proton. Doctor proton (enormous cyborg with
increase in 2.25m) took 51 zone and converted its former guards in zombi.
After using equipment aboard the spacecraft in the same zone, it was
connected with the newcomers in the entire galaxy and recruited them to
itself into the army. Now it is approached world supremacy and wants to at
long last get rid of by the order of those been bored with to it Dukas
Nyukema and entire humanity at the same time. Soon the Earth shuddered from
the invasion of monsters. They climb from everywhere, bringing with
themselves the unprecedented sufferings and destruction. So many people it
perished not in one natural calamity, which sometimes struck the earth. The
United States of America in panic, entire country is paralyzed. High Command
can in no way soak - national army is almost powerless, first the force of
its unpracticalness to the wars with the monsters, then whether because of
the treachery of its soldiers. In any event cannot be believed to anyone,
and For dyuku one must heroically be dismantled with the fatal threat,
without resorting to whose- or aid. The accomplishment of this critical
objective requires large arsenal; therefore besides the weapon from the
previous games, which already became classical, in Duke Nukem Forever were
added pistol, fowling-pieces of different modifications, rocket launcher and
Mighty Foot (special-purpose foot, which it helps to trample enemies into
the chaff). Attention! By the way, besides the classical means of the
destruction of the monsters (i.e., those, which have there is a cock) them
it will be possible to press by different heavy (and by not very heavy
technology), and to shoot with the aid of established on this technology
instruments. In the number of enemies at this time will enter resuscitated
guards 51 of zones, converted in zombi, Pig- police and sea of loathsome
newcomers. And, it goes without saying, for the amateurs to explain, which
of Dyukov is steeper, in the game is provided the support of multi-user game
both on the network and through the Internet. Special features of the game:
Unprecedented interactivity; More than 20 levels; Support of multi-user
regime; Control of technology; "living" language, strong words,
characteristic for Dukas humor; Memory original music;