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Started by gmi... Gene Miller
Sun, 16 Jan 1994 11:43
God is playing Doom
Author: gmi... Gene Miller
Date: Sun, 16 Jan 1994 11:43
Date: Sun, 16 Jan 1994 11:43
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At least, if he's got any sense of adventure, he is.
Ok, so I'm being a little sarcastic. I deserve to. I, and most of the
people that post in this section have had to wade through the political
and biblical correctness of a game...a god damn game!
First of all, I believe this group was made for people who enjoy playing
this game and want to trade hints, secrets, scores, film footage, or
whatever. It's definitely not (correct me if I'm wrong) a place to sling
your trusty bible and try to turn us all to loyal servants of the lord.
There's the christnet areas for that. But you don't post there. Wanna
know why? 'Cause we don't read over there! We like gore and guts and
slaghter and mayhem and everything that comes with a game like Doom. You
don't, right? Right? Right? Then stay away! If you're gonna post
something useful, put up your goriest level of play as a game clip. I
wanna see that!
Hey, you know what? There's a doctor (my favorite wall in the whole game)
hanging on a wall in a cross position on one of the levels. There are
dozens of pictures of some demon that may or may not be satan at various
places on episode Three. I wanted to see satan at the end, to bust his
ass good. Not because he's our ultimate symbol of evil in this world, but
because he should've been one cool looking bastard and should've posed a
challenge. Instead, I got a twin chaingun tottin' spider! A spider.
Eight legs, two guns, and pretty damned immobile as far as that goes. He
just stood there and tried to blow me away through the birdbath frok hell
(in hell?).
I suppose next thing that will happen is that Charlotte's Web will be
given a PG-13 rating because there's a spider in it!
Well, I'm tired of it, tired of Rev. Do-What-I-Do and his loyal followers,
and I'm tired of this game to tell you the truth. It's gotten kind of old
on my list since I've seen it all (hate those cheats, I really do) sorry
to say. Hopefully the commercial version will spark my interest again.
Well, gotta go sacrifice chickens to the dark god of evil out back or I'd
stay and chat.
See you in the funny papers!
"Of my friend, I can only say this....
Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels,
his was the most...human."
-Admiral James T. Kirk,
regarding Captain Spock
Star Trek ][
The Wrath of Khan
gmi...@csn.org
"I shoulda been a cowboy, I shoulda learned to rope and ride..."
Re: God is playing Doom
Author: ch... S.o.U.P
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 1994 02:34
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 1994 02:34
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In article <CJq0J...@csn.org>, Gene Miller <gmi...@csn.org> wrote: >whatever. It's definitely not (correct me if I'm wrong) a place to sling >your trusty bible and try to turn us all to loyal servants of the lord. >There's the christnet areas for that. But you don't post there. Wanna Of course you realize you are going to hell for that. Whitey. -- --[ Send Ultra Eleet Spiffy Mail To: ]-------------------------------------- ch...@luna.uah.edu cfi...@uahcs2.cs.uah.edu crfi...@nox.cs.du.edu --[ PuD AnonFTP: luna.uah.edu:/pub/pud ]------------------------------------ "A to the K to the 4 to the 7 little honkeyz don't go to heaven" -fReD
Re: God is playing Doom
Author: ah... G.M. Lupo
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 1994 04:02
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 1994 04:02
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ch...@luna.cs.uah.edu (S.o.U.P) says: >In article <CJq0J...@csn.org>, Gene Miller <gmi...@csn.org> wrote: >>whatever. It's definitely not (correct me if I'm wrong) a place to sling >>your trusty bible and try to turn us all to loyal servants of the lord. >>There's the christnet areas for that. But you don't post there. Wanna > > Of course you realize you are going to hell for that. And you, my friend, are going back to alt.christnet, etc. Matt Lupo, he's bogus! -- ----------------------------------------------------------------- G. M. Lupo ah...@freenet.carleton.ca Coming to your net soon! ----------------------------------------------------------------- Hic et ubique!
Re: God is playing Doom
Author: ferr... William Ferrell
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 1994 02:50
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 1994 02:50
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In article <2hctg5$2...@luna.cs.uah.edu> ch...@luna.cs.uah.edu (S.o.U.P) writes:
>In article <CJq0J...@csn.org>, Gene Miller <gmi...@csn.org> wrote:
>>whatever. It's definitely not (correct me if I'm wrong) a place to sling
>>your trusty bible and try to turn us all to loyal servants of the lord.
>>There's the christnet areas for that. But you don't post there. Wanna
>
> Of course you realize you are going to hell for that.
>
Well then he'd better buy DOOM so he'll know his way around hell before he
gets there!!
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Re: God is playing Doom
Author: gmi... Gene Miller
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 1994 04:22
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 1994 04:22
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William Ferrell (ferr...@lamar.ColoState.EDU) wrote: : In article <2hctg5$2...@luna.cs.uah.edu> ch...@luna.cs.uah.edu (S.o.U.P) writes: : >In article <CJq0J...@csn.org>, Gene Miller <gmi...@csn.org> wrote: : >>whatever. It's definitely not (correct me if I'm wrong) a place to sling : >>your trusty bible and try to turn us all to loyal servants of the lord. : >>There's the christnet areas for that. But you don't post there. Wanna : > : > Of course you realize you are going to hell for that. : > : Well then he'd better buy DOOM so he'll know his way around hell before he : gets there!! You know, I did buy it, and have been practicing since Jimmy Swagart sealed my DOOM!!! Gene
Re: God is playing Doom
Author: huy... Huy T. Nguyen
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 1994 14:37
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 1994 14:37
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<Stuff about going to hell for Doom deleted) Well, I guess that means I'm set after I die, right? And hey, I can bring three of my friends with me! :') -- -- Huy Nguyen (Huyster) Internet: huy...@seas.gwu.edu -- "I'm just an ordinary guy. I happen to be brighter than you; I'm a better athlete; I'm an aspiring writer, artist, and ex-musician; and to many a lady I am her hero. Other than that, I'm just like you."
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