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Richard Ward (rrw...@netcom.com) wrote:
: Here's a foon boog fur yuoo.  In ipeesude-a oone-a (I'm STILL veeeting
(etc.)

What was THAT piped through? 


-- 
                                             qua...@netcom.com

In article <quakerCJ...@netcom.com> qua...@netcom.com (Quaker S. T. Rupture) writes:
>Richard Ward (rrw...@netcom.com) wrote:
>: Here's a foon boog fur yuoo.  In ipeesude-a oone-a (I'm STILL veeeting
>(etc.)
>
>What was THAT piped through? 
>
>
>-- 
>                                             qua...@netcom.com


A crack pipe ??

							Walt

In article <quakerCJ...@netcom.com> qua...@netcom.com (Quaker S. T. Rupture) writes:
>Richard Ward (rrw...@netcom.com) wrote:
>: Here's a foon boog fur yuoo.  In ipeesude-a oone-a (I'm STILL veeeting
>(etc.)
>
>What was THAT piped through? 
>-- 
>                                             qua...@netcom.com

A funky little program called the Chefenizer (Or in my case, "IBMCHEF.EXE") 
that converts a text file into Mock-Swedish ala the Swedish Chef from the 
Muppet Show.  BTW: This was NOT a commentary or critisizm (sp) on how the 
Swiss talk, just a but of American TV humor.

+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| "Zee bux...yuoo oopened it.  Ve-a ceme-a. It's a meuns tu soommun us -     |
| Cenubeetes.  Ixplurers in zee foorzeer regeeuns ooff ixpereeence-a.        |
| Demuns tu sume-a, ungels tu oozeers. ... Nu teers pleese-a. It's a veste-a |
| ooff guud sooffffereeng." - Peenheed                                       |
| rrw...@netcom.com                                                          |
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+

'chef', of course...

Spencer "what else?" Olson
ols...@elof.iit.edu

In article <rrwardCJ...@netcom.com>, rrw...@netcom.com (Richard Ward) writes:
|> Here's a foon boog fur yuoo.  In ipeesude-a oone-a (I'm STILL veeeting
|> fur my regeestered ferseeun), lefel 6, in zee meze-a tu zee reeght-hund
|> seede-a (me-a theenks), zeere-a seems tu be-a a furmer hoomun sergeunt
|> trepped veethin a vell (I'm useeng fer 0.99).  I nuteeced thet sumeteemes
|> I keell iferytheeng I feend und get tu zee ind und feend thet I oonly gut
|> ~95% oor su, und in zee meze-a I kept heereeng sumeune-a mekeeng beckgruoond
|> nueeses.  I feenelly fuoond thees pootz useeng iddt.  Unyune-a ilse-a
|> nuteece-a thees?
|> BORK! BORK! BORK!
|> 

Yeah, I noticed this bug in version 1.1.  I was wondering around the complex
(with a sound card installed) and heard the heavy breathing.  Frustrated because
I couldn't find him, I typed iddt and noticed the has was lurking in a walled of
area on the lower right portion of episode one level 6 (shareware).

+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|  Can't Get DOOM Networked, try searching for DRIVERS.ZIP (for your appropriate|
|  Network Packet Driver and the find DOOMSER.ARJ (the early method for null-   |
|  modem linking).  Modify STARTNET.BAT for your driver (i.e. WD8003E.COM), boot|
|  cleanly, execute STARTNET and enjoy netDOOM!                                 |
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------+

Michael Kelsey
mke...@eecs.wsu.edu

Has anyone found a method to get all that 'good stuff' on the upraised pillars in
the Military Base (I think) ?

In article <rrwardCJ...@netcom.com> rrw...@netcom.com (Richard Ward) writes:
   In article <quakerCJ...@netcom.com> qua...@netcom.com (Quaker S. T. Rupture) writes:
   A funky little program called the Chefenizer (Or in my case, "IBMCHEF.EXE") 
   that converts a text file into Mock-Swedish ala the Swedish Chef from the 
   Muppet Show.  BTW: This was NOT a commentary or critisizm (sp) on how the 
   Swiss talk, just a but of American TV humor.

Swiss?!?
I think you're a bit confused after playing too much DOOM.
We usually like to think that we are talking "Swedish talk"...

Georg
kull...@elixir.e.kth.se

In article <1994Jan13.1...@serval.net.wsu.edu> mke...@eecs.wsu.edu  writes:

> Has anyone found a method to get all that 'good stuff' on the
> upraised pillars in the Military Base (I think) ?

Sure.  Use the pressure switch to lower the elevator at the far
side of the room, ride it up, and carefully jump counterclockwise
around the pillars.  You have to get a running start, and stop on
each one.  I recommend using the map zoomed up to position and line
yourself up for the jumps.

--
Scott Byer                             NeXTMail: by...@mv.us.adobe.com
Adobe Systems Incorporated               These are *my* opinions, and  
1585 Charleston Road, P.O. Box 7900        do not necessarily reflect
Mountain View, CA 94039-7900             the opinions of my employer.
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In alt.games.doom, rrw...@netcom.com (Richard Ward) writes:
 >Here's a foon boog fur yuoo.  In ipeesude-a oone-a (I'm STILL veeeting
 >fur my regeestered ferseeun), lefel 6, in zee meze-a tu zee reeght-hund
 >seede-a (me-a theenks), zeere-a seems tu be-a a furmer hoomun sergeunt
 >trepped veethin a vell (I'm useeng fer 0.99).  I nuteeced thet sumeteemes
 >I keell iferytheeng I feend und get tu zee ind und feend thet I oonly gut
 >~95% oor su, und in zee meze-a I kept heereeng sumeune-a mekeeng beckgruoond
 >nueeses.  I feenelly fuoond thees pootz useeng iddt.  Unyune-a ilse-a
 >nuteece-a thees?
 >BORK! BORK! BORK!

Aack! The Muppets are now playing DOOM!

Bill (the cat!?)

Just a point here. The Swiss are from SWITZERLAND, not SWEDEN, where the 
Swedish chef is from...
					- Adam




*- "Because only natural products are used, taste, color and body may vary."
*- 							- Snapple
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*>> The Philolexian Society, ADP, Horizon's Edge Enterprises, Userfriendly Inc.

>A funky little program called the Chefenizer (Or in my case, "IBMCHEF.EXE") 
>that converts a text file into Mock-Swedish ala the Swedish Chef from the 
>Muppet Show.  BTW: This was NOT a commentary or critisizm (sp) on how the 
>Swiss talk, just a but of American TV humor.

sorry--don't want to get too far away from DOOM here, but I cannot let this 
go.  Swiss are from Switzerland, dammit.  Not Sweden.  Leave us alone...

mke...@eecs.wsu.edu  wrote:
] Has anyone found a method to get all that 'good stuff' on the upraised pillars in
] the Military Base (I think) ?

Use the elevator column against the back wall, then jump from pillar to
pillar...  it *can* be done, if you're either very careful or very quick.

-- 
 "I am the NRA."  \    'Nowhere is it written that the universe is either
 Alaric Tekiahyn   \    fair or just.'
 ala...@netcom.com  \
 The Renaissance Man \  -- From the collected aphorisms of Alaric Tekiahyn

In article <rrwardCJ...@netcom.com> rrw...@netcom.com (Richard Ward) writes:

>In article <quakerCJ...@netcom.com> qua...@netcom.com (Quaker S. T.
>Rupture) writes:
>>Richard Ward (rrw...@netcom.com) wrote:
>>: Here's a foon boog fur yuoo.  In ipeesude-a oone-a (I'm STILL veeeting
>>(etc.)
>>
>>What was THAT piped through? 
>>-- 
>>                                             qua...@netcom.com

>A funky little program called the Chefenizer (Or in my case, "IBMCHEF.EXE") 

Actually, it's called 'The Encheferizer'.
                           ^^     ^
Just had to clear that up.

>that converts a text file into Mock-Swedish ala the Swedish Chef from the 
>Muppet Show.  BTW: This was NOT a commentary or critisizm (sp) on how the 
>Swiss talk, just a but of American TV humor.

You know; You sound like you think the Swiss are from Sweden.....



gun...@dhhalden.no

-=::Peel a man that looks like an onion, 
    and I'll show you a man that looks like a peeled onion.

Spelling errors and bad grammar are centered intentionally.

In article <alaricCJ...@netcom.com> ala...@netcom.com (The Renaissance Man) writes:
>mke...@eecs.wsu.edu  wrote:
>] Has anyone found a method to get all that 'good stuff' on the upraised pillars in
>] the Military Base (I think) ?
>
>Use the elevator column against the back wall, then jump from pillar to
>pillar...  it *can* be done, if you're either very careful or very quick.

I was able to land on the chainsaw and that's it.  I assume that you need
to jump to columns in order of descending height making the chainsaw
one of the last to hit.

As long as we're in the military base, the FAQ speaks of trap doors in
the acid pool with the red star (Imps keep appearing from it).  The complete
map shows am additional room behind that area.  Is this a red herring?
I couldn't figure out what to do.  Two of the green acid areas between
the points of the star do not decrease my health when I stand in them.

-- 
Scott Amspoker                       |
Basis International, Albuquerque, NM |     [X] NONE OF THE ABOVE
                                     |
sc...@bbx.basis.com                  |

In article <1994Jan19.2...@bbx.basis.com> sc...@bbx.basis.com (Scott Amspoker) writes:
>In article <alaricCJ...@netcom.com> ala...@netcom.com (The Renaissance Man) writes:
>>mke...@eecs.wsu.edu  wrote:
>>] Has anyone found a method to get all that 'good stuff' on the upraised pillars in
>>] the Military Base (I think) ?
>>
>>Use the elevator column against the back wall, then jump from pillar to
>>pillar...  it *can* be done, if you're either very careful or very quick.
>
>I was able to land on the chainsaw and that's it.  I assume that you need
>to jump to columns in order of descending height making the chainsaw
>one of the last to hit.
>
>As long as we're in the military base, the FAQ speaks of trap doors in
>the acid pool with the red star (Imps keep appearing from it).  The complete
>map shows am additional room behind that area.  Is this a red herring?
>I couldn't figure out what to do.  Two of the green acid areas between
>the points of the star do not decrease my health when I stand in them.
>
>-- 
>Scott Amspoker                       |
>Basis International, Albuquerque, NM |     [X] NONE OF THE ABOVE
>                                     |
>sc...@bbx.basis.com                  |

If you use IDSPISPOPD to clip through the walls into that room you'll find
all the imps that are sent to the star. Waste them and look around. You'll
find one corner with notches cut in both walls that form that corner.
Step within the area "defined" by those notches (after turning clipping
off again) and _you'll_ be teleported to the center of the star.

The room is set up in such a way that the imps somehow know you're there
and instantly start walking towards you, and in their path is the
teleporter. Hence a seemingly unlimited supply of imps.

The room has no other purpose.

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