🚀 go-pugleaf

Hi, my name is Biff, and I'm a spamaholic.  Here's my story:

A little while back, I was browsing these newsgroups, just like you are
now, and came across an article similar to this that said you couldmake
thousands of dollars within weeks with only an initial investment of $5.00!
So I thought, "Yeah, right, this must be a scam!", but I kept reading. 

Then I figured I would try it and see what happens.  Turns out that it WAS
a scam and I lost all my money.  So now, out of desperation, I'm trying to
pull the same scam on you.  I figure that if I was stupid enough to fall
for it then there must be at least a few people out there who are also
stupid enough to fall for it.  If you are one of these people then send me
$5.  You won't get anything in return, but that's what *scams* are all
about, aren't they?  

The only thing I can't figure out is where do all the $5 bills go?  I bet
my friends on the Psychic Friends Network will know the answer.  They MUST
be real psychics because when I called for my free ten minutes, they knew
that I was calling for the free ten minutes.  How would they know that if
they weren't really psychic?

Anyway, send me $5 and you too can be a part of the biggest scam on the
internet.  Doesn't that sound exciting?

-Biff