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"The Re'vvrdd" <raeg...@englikonn.com.za> wrote in message 
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> On Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:01:46 +1100, "Peter Webb"
> <webbfamily...@optusnet.com.au> wrote:
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>>"The Re'vvrdd" <raeg...@englikonn.com.za> wrote in message =
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>>> On Thu, 25 Jan 2007 21:08:08 +0800, "mettas_mother"
>>> <mettas_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>=20
>>>>Well anybody who invents axis of evil should also not have it.  =
>>Imagine the
>>>>stupid wars that flow out of it!
>>>=20
>>> GW Bush originally claimed that Eye-ran was the axis of evil...then
>>> someone took him aside and explained that it takes two to make an
>>> axis!
>>>=20
>>
>>Thanks to google define,
>>
>>Definitions of axis on the Web:
>>
>>  a.. a straight line through a body or figure that satisfies certain =
>>conditions=20
>>  b.. the center around which something rotates=20
>>  c.. the main stem or central part about which plant organs or plant =
>>parts such as branches are arranged
>>
>>Hmmm, "the center around which something rotates".
>>
>>Looks like you are a lot stupider than you claim Bush is.
>
> On the contrary, it seems that a little knowledge in the hands of an
> illiterate asshole like you is not a good thing.
>
> Try dictionary.com - you'll get eleven defintions in the first source
> (Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1)
> Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, � Random House, Inc.
> 2006), the relevant one being:
>
> 9. an alliance of two or more nations to coordinate their foreign and
> military policies, and to draw in with them a group of dependent or
> supporting powers.
>
> And similar definitions from the other sources.
>

Bush didn't use it in the sense of an alliance. He used it in the sense of 
"the centre around which something rotates".

You can't look up the many meanings of a word, find one (like your number 9) 
that is irrelevant, then claim the statement itself is wrong. Why didn't you 
use the next definition of  axis as "Germany, Japan and Italy during the 
second world war". Then your story could have been somebody taking Bush 
aside and telling him that "Iran is not part of Germany, Japan, or Italy, 
and the second world war finished over 60 years ago".

Try this on for size:

"Iraq is the centre around which terrorism revolves". You may or may not 
agree, but it is a perfectly reasonable statement. More to the point, the 
idiot who supposedly took him to one side and said an axis required two 
points was unaware of this meaning (or any of the many others that don't 
require two points).

Of course, the story you told above never happened. Nobody advising the 
President (or the President himself) is stupid enough to believe that an 
axis must neccessarily have two points. Only you, it would appear, are that 
stupid ... unless you can provide some evidence that somebody did actually 
take Bush aside and say an axis needed two points; if you can provide a link 
(ha ha), I will happily agree that the person who said that an axis requires 
two points is as dumb as you. But not Bush himself; he was clearly aware 
that an axis does not need two points; there are many definitions of "axis" 
that are absolutely consistent with what he said.

Incidentally, you said "try dictionary.com". I looked up "try" in 
dictionary.com. Meaning 12 is "a score 3 points earned by advancing the ball 
to or beyond the opponents goal line". I am taking you aside and telling you 
that your statement that I could "try dictionary.com" is nonsensical - we 
are not talking about ball sports. If you don't even know what "try" means, 
you aren't going to get very far with more complicated words like "axis".

The joke is definitely on you. In making a joke about how stupid Bush is, 
you muck it up because what he said is quite reasonable; you are actually 
showing how stupid you are, because Bush clearly does know the definition of 
an axis as the "point around which things revolve" and you clearly didn't. 
You have proved yourself stupider than Bush; hardly surprising - he is the 
president of the USA and you are ...