🚀 go-pugleaf

GET $16,000 WITH ONLY 40 BULLETS!!! THIS IS NOT A CHEAT!!! 

A while back, I was playing Counter-Strike as "Sir_Knumskull", and I 
came across another player that said you could make thousands of CASH
within minutes with only an initial investment of a gun plus bullets!
So I thought, "Yeah, right, this must be a cheat!" But like most of 
us I was curious and kept listening. He said that if you buy a weapon
and some bullets at the beginning of a round, you could make 
thousands in a very short period of time. You then find your 
opponents, and shoot them. (There are about 8 of them out there and 
that's quite a large target pool). No catch, that was it. Even though
the investment was a measly gun, I had three questions that needed to
be answered before I could get involved in this sort of thing. 

1. IS THIS REALLY LEGIT? I asked a clanmate first. He was a little
skeptical that I would actually make any CASH by shooting other
players, but he said it WAS LEGIT if it worked. I told him it sounded
a lot like a hoax but the details of the system (SEE BELOW) actually
made it a legitimate tactic. 

2. IS OK WITH THE OTHER PLAYERS OR IS IT A CHEAT? I aked the other 
players if I should shoot my opponents, and they confirmed THIS IS 
ABSOLUTELY CORRECT! ("Yes, you moron!" and "Read the fucking manual, 
newbie!!!1" was exactly what they said). This clarifies the program 
of buying a gun and shooting enemies. 

3. IS IT RIGHT? Well, everyone who shoots an opponent has a good 
chance of getting A LOT of CASH ... a much better chance than 
wandering around the spawn point!!! 

So, having these questions answered, I purchased EXACTLY an AK-47 and
several magzines of bullets... and boy am I glad I did!!! Within 
minutes, I started shooting at enemies! I was shocked! I figured it 
would end soon and didn't give it another thought. But MORE enemies 
appeared. In my first round I made $300 for killing an opponent. I 
died in the next three rounds without firing a shot, but by the end
of the map I had a made a total of $900. In the next map, I must've
been on the winning team (we had twice as many people), and soon I
had $10,000 and it was still growing. Near the end of the map I had
made a total of $16,000..... It's certainly worth an AK-47 and a few
bullets !!! 

IMPORTANT: Read this entire message carefully! (print it out or 
download it.) This is not a cheat; it is not l4m3; it is not illegal;
and it is virtually no riskier than NOT buying a gun - it really 
works!!!! I promise you that if you follow the directions exactly,
that you will start making more CASH than you thought possible by
doing something so obvious! 

Here are the 3 easy steps to success: 

STEP 1: Buy a gun 

STEP 2: Buy bullets 

STEP 3: Now go out and shoot at other players, preferably on the 
opposite team. 

That's it! You will begin receiving CASH within minutes! You may 
eventually want to use a l33t name like "Neo", or "Eminem" due to the
large amount of pride you will feel. If you wish to stay anonymous, 
you can invent a name to use such as "IllCapYourAss" or "FagKillah", 
as long as it's offensive. Try to avoid a stupid name, like using the
last four letters of your surname. 

***ALSO REMEMBER*** TELL OTHER PLAYERS TO SHOOT THEIR ENEMIES, IN 
CASE THEY DIDN'T KNOW 

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? 
$$$!!!$$$!!!$$$!!!$$$!!!$$$!!!$$$!!!$$$!!!$$$!!!$$$!!! 

GOOD LUCK!!! 


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This parody brought to you by:
Bold
aka John Twernbold
jtwer...@yahoo.com