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One of Ben Cramer's BEST

#542696
From: drahcir
Date: Thu, 06 Dec 2007 13:12
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On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 21:33:07 +1000, "B'enjamin C'ramer"
<onlytetruth@alltimes.yo> wrote:

>
><flaviaR@verizon.net> wrote in message 
>news:47579177.54753562@news.tiscali.co.uk...
>> On Wed, 05 Dec 2007 13:38:12 GMT, "Jasper PNL Mfrg LLCC"
>> <Jasp@PNLLLCC.org> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>><flaviaR@verizon.net> wrote in message
>>>news:47565262.9881109@news.tiscali.co.uk...
>>>> On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 07:02:10 -0800 (PST), Jason P <Jaspetr@gmail.com>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >On Nov 29, 10:04 pm, flav...@verizon.net wrote:
>>>> >> I should have done it *yonks* ago.   D;oh.
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >This is the best thing you ever did, Susan. Keep up your brilliant
>>>> >Usenet work. Excellent move!
>>>>
>>>> My killfile is absolutely *bulging* at the seams,
>>>
>>>the truth hurts, doesn't it, you dyslexic thick Irish cunt ?
>>
>> The lying bgot wouldn't recognise the truth if it porked him up the
>> ass.
>
>Speaking of which, WalMart have a special price on petroleum jelly 
>(vaseline) until Sunday. 5 litre drums for $7.00. A bargain already.
>
>Rush in and get a few drums, girlie. Preferably before Phriday's anal 
>rogering.
>
On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 20:46:12 +1000, "B'enjamin C'ramer"
<onlytetruth@alltimes.yo> wrote:

>
>"drahcir" <suedoe2@hotmail.com> wrote in message 
>news:6c2480db-a5df-4a97-a728-72a7631c8e85@e6g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
>> On Dec 5, 7:43 pm, "dshar...@gmail.com" <dshar...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> > > > On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 20:08:24 -0800 (PST), HHW 
>>> > > > <coaster132...@yahoo.com>
>>> > > > wrote:
>>> > > > >The apparently current Hasbara manual was published in 2002. It 
>>> > > > >can be
>>> > > > >found on the web with a "Hasbara manual" search.
>>>
>>> > > > >The manual was prepared in Israel by the Jewish Agency 
>>> > > > >specifically
>>> > > > >for American Jewish students. Accordingly it does not reflect a 
>>> > > > >point
>>> > > > >of view generated by Americans.
>>> > > > >For a reason I do not understand in the technical rather than
>>> > > > >political sense one is not able to copy and paste from it, so I 
>>> > > > >will
>>> > > > >type out the Hasbara Manual passages relevant to Professor Pappe's
>>> > > > >book, "The Ethnic Cleansing of Palestine". They appear at page 92 
>>> > > > >of
>>> > > > >the Manual.
>>>
>>> > > On Dec 4, 7:18 pm, drahcir <as...@asasgt.com> wrote:
>>> > > > As I have shown in an earlier thread, this book is not written from 
>>> > > > a
>>> > > > neutral position - a section quoted by H is quite frankly
>>> > > > embarrassingly slanted. Since H has provided no material justifying
>>> > > > this section, one can only assume that there was no justification
>>> > > > present. This invalidates the book for any objective reader.
>>>
>>> > > It's not a book;
>>>
>>> On Dec 5, 2:37 pm, drahcir <sued...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> > Deb, you need to chill. I was clearly referring to the pappe.
>>>
>>> My bad - I was looking at the thread header and thinking it applied to
>>> Humbert's subject. I should have known he had gotten off on his usual
>>> pappe crappe monomania. He's like a bible thumper about it, you know.
>>
>> Hadn't you noticed that I refer to the pappe and the walt and
>> mersheimer as his bibles?
>
>
>Onya, dickieboi. You never fail to disappoint.
>
>Licking up to the shoveari thing now. That's what you've been reduced to.
>
>Talk about bottom of the barrel.

>>From the thread "Funny Story about Iranian Jews", between ben and me

>>>Keep 'em coming. Of immense comedic value.

>> Hush up, child, You have a job to do. You have to specify precisely
>> how my english was at fault in another thread, toi the point where you
>> could not comprehend it.  If you don't,, I think you know by now that
>> you will hear about it. I am waiting.

>"toi the point" is probably as good a starting point as any, dickwad.

Ah, finally,  thank you, ben. It would have been better had you
provided some context, however, I will guess that, since on a
conventional keyboard, "i" is adjacent to "o", what you, after
squinting and tilting your head to one side, then tilting it the other
way, scratching it, and  opening and closing your mouth for twenty
minutes,  just couldn't make head or tail of was in fact a typo and
had nothing whatever to do with correct or incorrect English.. Allow
me to educate you. "To the point" is a fairly common phrase in
English, Often, it means "direct". The fact that you could not realize
that "toi" was a typo and what I meant to type was "to the point"
means you are not as good at pattern recognition as my dog Molly, nor
as the 9 year old PC that has been in my basement for the last 7
years. I should have put it in the trash long ago, but I always
forget. If it is better at pattern recognition than you, completely
lacks all of your other negative qualities, yet should be put in the
trash, I guess that means that you are certainly trashworthy, too.
Thanks for finally answering my challenge, i.e. taking the bait, you
oaf. I knew exactly where doing so would get you, and, the funniest
part is, so did you, but you answered anyway - you just couldn't help
yourself. Okay, enough chitchat. Get up off your ass and take yourself
out to the trash.

Ben, just out of curiousity, why do you so adore being my punching
bag? 

***He snipped the above in his reply:

> > Ah, finally,  thank you, ben. It would have been better had you
> > provided some context, however, I will guess that, since on a
> > conventional keyboard, "i" is adjacent to "o",

> Dear, oh dear, oh dear.

Ben's code words for "if I snip right here, maybe no one will notice."

> Another dyslexic, thick yid cunt, who attempts to gloss over his/her
> dysfunctions with the age-old and well worn "it's a typo" nonsense.

Call it what you want, ben. You claimed that you couldn't comprehend
it. As demonstrated in the part of my post that you snipped because
you are a cowardly oaf, that makes you trashworthy.

> Well done, dickieboi, you pathetic bastard.

Why, thank you, ben, but, what are you doing still sitting there at
your keyboard? The garbage men will be by any minute now, and if you
don't get yourself out there soon, you'll have to wait until next
week. Don't worry, if you miss it, I will keep reminding you. 

**The funniest part is that I hadn't noticed that his ridiculous
mention of my typo is not even from the post I have been asking about,
but rather from the demand itself, meaning that the coward STILL
hasn't stated preciesely what in that post he could not comprehend. I
suppose if "toi the point" is beyond him, it doesn't really matter.
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From: drahcir <aswer@asasgt.com>
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