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"Jam" <Jaysam168@optusnetnospammingnow.com.au> wrote in message 
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> And so it came to pass, that after much quarreling (tradeing), much 
> repetition (leveling) and much thought (highly unusual), once again i was 
> ready to attempt the beast that is UT.
>
> On my own this time (where are you!?!), i took my originally named 
> TheUberSmiter (clvl 77) and equipped him with what i had. Guillamines 
> helm(Pdiamonded), Seraphs hymn(2/2), Duriels shell, Dracs, Black 
> runeworded knout, 40 base res sacred targe(4x Pdiamonded), Nos' coil and 
> Gorerider boots. Items in the inventory didn't help much... a 13/13 anni, 
> 14 RA GC and a few ~20 life LCs. I think his merc is about lvl 6 hehehe... 
> she stayed dead :P
> TUS' skills are maxed smite, maxed salvation, maxed holy shield and maxed 
> fana.
>
> First up in the lessers lineup, Duriel. This was also the first inkling of 
> the disaster that was to come. Wimpy old Duriel, the lesser we used to 
> chuckle at, was continuously hitting TUS for 2/3 to 3/4 of his lifeball. 
> Fortunantly, lifetap went off early and it wasn't long before Duriel was 
> eating the forgotten sand (i believe he forgot how awful it was).
>
> Much thought was embarked apon before faceing Izual. It was decided that, 
> with the realms being as stable as they are (lmao), Hammerdin would be 
> bought in to tele to Izzy, and then TUS would smite him down.... we'd 
> clean up the minions later! Well, after Hammerdin died 4 times, i enlisted 
> the aid of my 7 yo son to throw hammers and add concentration, while TUS 
> smited and fanatacized(haha, work that one out!)  proceedings. Many deaths 
> followed, much curseing (not lifetap worse luck) but we did get him..... 
> lifetap refused to trigger _at all_ during the battle... many, many 
> purples where consumed.
>
> Last up, my personal favourite, Andarial.... actually, she went down 
> reasonably easy. Gulped a few poison pots, Hammerdin tele'd to her and 
> threw a tp around the corner, TUS came in, lifetap went off on the second 
> blow, and the rest was history, even though the young fella complained 
> when Andy one hitted him through the wall :)
>
> I had no intention of selling a organset, i think the current market price 
> of ist is rather undervalued. Checking the stability of the game, i opened 
> a beer, and proceeded to open the portal to UT.
>
> Now, i have no idea what my stacked resistances are, but I drew Meph 
> first, and that sucker was one hitting me every 3 minutes. Half the time, 
> there wasn't even a chance to guzzle a purple, netherless my beer :(  Must 
> of taken 8 or so deaths before the ugly bugger fell over. Of course, once 
> Mephs conviction is done away with, Baal and Diablo are relatively easy 
> and it wasn't long before they spat up 2 SoH and a Unique LC.....
>
> Now, to sell the unid LC, or ID it? First run, much struggleing, much 
> death, much anticipation ... Yep id it! Want to guess what it was?
>
> 10/10 Druid.
>
> Ever seen a grown man weep over a game?
> Not pretty!
>
> Jay


Bad luck on the 10/10 Druid torch. Congratz on UT run. Good to see you 
again. ;-)
-- 
Jake Mysterio - The Mysterious One of Nothingness.