🚀 go-pugleaf

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:24:48 +0000 (UTC), RJ11 <rj...@nospam.com>
wrote:

>In article <ltGdnYp5eqLvN5Ha...@giganews.com>,
>B'enjamin C'ramer <onlytetruth@alltimes.yo> wrote:
>
>   (hysterical rants given the snip)
>
>   Do calm down,  "Cramer".  Soon,  your little brother will arrive
>with the new shipment,  and everything will be fine.
>
>   "my younger Brother got me absolutely stoned on magic mushrooms.
>I spent three days sitting in the corner of the tent waiting to come
>down." -- the neo-Nazi "Ben Cramer" reflects on his usage of
>hallucinatory drugs.  Source:
>Message-ID: <1125123267.5e5d281ad88798917af26011bcb01dc0@teranews>
>
>   There you go.  That's a good lad.
>
>RJ.

Hallucinatory drugs, eh? I had assumed brain damage, although I
suppose the overuse of such drugs would create the same problem; as it
seems to have done in Cramer's case.

Cramer's claim that his mother was born in Inverness brings fresh
meaning to the old Scottish classic song, "The Ball of Kirriemuir".

"Four and twenty virgins came down from Inverness,
And when the Ball was over there were four and twenty less."

Rumour has it that when Cramer was born, the doctor slapped his mother
in disgust... 

I hear that his old music teacher's report suggested that instead of
swinging through the day, he would be better employed swinging through
the trees. Who could argue with such a professional judgement?