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Article #532467Re: A jew joke (was Re: Just a stray thought)
From: reni... The Revrddd
Date: Fri, 20 Oct 2006 15:27
Date: Fri, 20 Oct 2006 15:27
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On 20 Oct 2006 07:25:02 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> On 19 Oct 2006 08:53:47 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> > >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> >> On 19 Oct 2006 08:15:22 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> >> >> > >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> >> >> On 19 Oct 2006 06:42:25 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> >> >> >> On 18 Oct 2006 20:42:12 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> >> >> >> >> On 18 Oct 2006 13:07:48 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> On 18 Oct 2006 08:13:23 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 18 Oct 2006 07:57:35 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 18 Oct 2006 05:27:53 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 17 Oct 2006 11:03:18 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 17 Oct 2006 07:06:33 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 16 Oct 2006 10:57:53 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:07:03 +0000 (UTC), "(PeteCresswell)" >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> <x@y.Invalid> wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Per Ken: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>I was listening to the news today and a story came on about the >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>sectarian violence in Iraq, and the Sunni blowing up the Shiite, and >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>then Shiite beheading the Sunni, and then the .... And I thought, "Why >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>can't the different sects just get along? There can't be that big a >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>difference." >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >-------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Why shouldn't I?" he asked. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Like what?" >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Well ... are you religious or atheist?" >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Religious." >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?" >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Christian." >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Protestant." >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Methodist or Baptist?" >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Methodist." >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Wow! Me too! Are you First United Methodist or Free Methodist?" >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Free Methodist." >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Original Free Methodist, or are you Reformed Free Methodist?" >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Reformed Free Methodist." >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Free >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Methodist, reformation of 1915?" >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1915!" >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Now let's rewrite that joke for orthodox/conservative/reform jews. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Why are you so hateful towards your own people, Rabbi? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Shalom, asshole! >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Good boy! Now, go fetch the stick again... >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Now blow it out your ass. Be sure to point your rear at 'Israel'. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Good boy! Now, go fetch the stick one more time... >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Is your alleged mind stuck? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >LOL!!! I see you're still too stupid to understand that you're nothing >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >but a tool, someone who shows up anytime I throw a stick your way? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! I always have the last word, idiot. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >ROFL!!! Like I said, you're a tool. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I just knew you'd repeat yourself. >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >It's not my fault that you didn't learn it the first time. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Why don't you say it again? Just in case. >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >Still chasing that stick, eh? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Still stuck on that, eh? You need new material, moron. >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >As long as you chase the stick, I'll continue to let you make an ass of >> >> >> >> >yourself. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> See what I mean? >> >> >> > >> >> >> >It's not my problem you don't have the self-control to not respond. I >> >> >> >just throw the stick and you continue to chase it, and I'll continue to >> >> >> >do it as long as you're stupid enough to chase it. >> >> >> > >> >> >> >As you say, "love it or shove it." >> >> >> >> >> >> Still stuck on dogs and sticks, asshole? Time to move on, I would >> >> >> have thought. But then you're obviously retarded. >> >> >> <snigger> >> >> > >> >> >Are you still whining about being an owned bitch? >> >> >> >> Have you stopped beating your wife? >> > >> >Yep, you're still whining about being an owned bitch. >> >> When did you stop? >> > >You haven't. I'm asking about you, asshole. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Good boy! Now, go fetch that stick again... >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Your alleged mind is stuck in gear again. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >(stand-by for posting from the Rabbi, he has no self-control and can't >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >help himself). >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> See above, asshole. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Thanks for admitting you have no self-control. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Fetch boy....good dog.... >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Thanks for demonstrating that you're a total asshole. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Feel free to repeat yourself. >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >LOL!!! How typical. Now this asshole wants to blame others for his >> >> >> >> >> >> >faults. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! The cunt thinks his/her inability to be original >> >> >> >> >> >> is my fault! >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >This asshole thinks his inability to not respond is my fault. Go fetch >> >> >> >> >> >that stick. Good dog. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Your originality is underrwhelming. >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >Your inability to understand that you're nothing but a damn puppet on a >> >> >> >> >string is quite humerous (sic). I say "jump", and you say "how high?". I >> >> >> >> >say "fetch" and you go fetch. LOL!!! >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> When did you last go for a reality check, moron? >> >> >> > >> >> >> >LOL!!!! I throw the stick and you chase it. That's reality, bitch. >> >> >> >And, you prove it everytime you respond. >> >> >> >> >> >> Only in your parallel universe, cunt. LOL >> >> > >> >> >That explains why you responded, eh bitch? >> >> >> >> I already explained it to you, cunt. I always have the last word. >> >> Read and weep. >> > >> >Fetch! >> >> Regressing again? >> > >No, I'm sticking to what my original statement was. Only a troll like >you would think sticking to the subject is regressing. The subject, in case you hadn't noticed, is a jew joke. It says so in the subject line. LOL >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> <snigger> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Still lacking the self-control to walk away, >> >> >> >> >> >bitch? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I ain't going anywhere, shitforbrains. >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >That's a good dog... >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> And again! Really impressive! >> >> >> > >> >> >> >Yes, your fetching skills are quite impressive. Fetch!!! >> >> >> >> >> >> See what I mean? Ever heard the expression "one trick pony"? >> >> > >> >> >Good dog. Fetch, again! >> >> >> >> There you are. Point proven! >> > >> >Yep, you've proven you're only capable on chasing sticks, you are >> >indeed a "one trick pony". >> > >> >Here's another stick for you to chase....fetch! >> >> And, just to reinforce my point, you've done it again, you silly cunt. > >Quit chasing sticks, fucknut, and then you can quit bitching about me >throwing them. Damn, how stupid are you? Get yourself a new scriptwriter, cunt. The one you've got needs shooting.
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