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Re: A jew joke (was Re: Just a stray thought)

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From: Pr0r3p
Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2006 16:27
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The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
> On 26 Oct 2006 13:09:04 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
> >> On 20 Oct 2006 12:12:56 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@hotmail.com> wrote:
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> >> >> On 20 Oct 2006 10:20:33 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> >> >> >> On 20 Oct 2006 08:29:27 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> >> >> >> >> > On 19 Oct 2006 08:53:47 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> >> >> >> >> > >The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
> >> >> >> >> > >> On 19 Oct 2006 08:15:22 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> >> >> >> >> > >> >> On 19 Oct 2006 06:42:25 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 16 Oct 2006 10:57:53 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:07:03 +0000 (UTC), "(PeteCresswell)"
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> <x@y.Invalid> wrote:
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Per Ken:
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>I was listening to the news today and a story came on about the
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>sectarian violence in Iraq, and the Sunni blowing up the Shiite, and
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>then Shiite beheading the Sunni, and then the ....  And I thought, "Why
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>can't the different sects just get along? There can't be that big a
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>difference."
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >--------------------------------------------------------------
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge,
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Like what?"
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Well ... are you religious or atheist?"
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Religious."
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Christian."
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Protestant."
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Methodist or Baptist?"
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Methodist."
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Wow! Me too! Are you First United Methodist or Free Methodist?"
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Free Methodist."
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Original Free Methodist, or are you Reformed Free Methodist?"
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Reformed Free Methodist."
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Free
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Methodist, reformation of 1915?"
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1915!"
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Now let's rewrite that joke for orthodox/conservative/reform jews.
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Why are you so hateful towards your own people, Rabbi?
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Shalom, asshole!
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Good boy!  Now, go fetch the stick again...
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Now blow it out your ass.  Be sure to point your rear at 'Israel'.
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Good boy!  Now, go fetch the stick one more time...
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Is your alleged mind stuck?
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >LOL!!!  I see you're still too stupid to understand that you're nothing
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >but a tool, someone who shows up anytime I throw a stick your way?
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!   I always have the last word, idiot.
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >ROFL!!!  Like I said, you're a tool.
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!  I just knew you'd repeat yourself.
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >It's not my fault that you didn't learn it the first time.
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> Why don't you say it again?  Just in case.
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >Still chasing that stick, eh?
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> Still stuck on that, eh?    You need new material, moron.
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >As long as you chase the stick, I'll continue to let you make an ass of
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >yourself.
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> See what I mean?
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >It's not my problem you don't have the self-control to not respond.  I
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >just throw the stick and you continue to chase it, and I'll continue to
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >do it as long as you're stupid enough to chase it.
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >As you say, "love it or shove it."
> >> >> >> >> > >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> Still stuck on dogs and sticks, asshole?   Time to move on, I would
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> have thought.  But then you're obviously retarded.
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> <snigger>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >Are you still whining about being an owned bitch?
> >> >> >> >> > >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> Have you stopped beating your wife?
> >> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> >> > >Yep, you're still whining about being an owned bitch.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > When did you stop?
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> You haven't.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Good boy!  Now, go fetch that stick again...
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Your alleged mind is stuck in gear again.
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >(stand-by for posting from the Rabbi, he has no self-control and can't
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >help himself).
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> See above, asshole.
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >Thanks for admitting you have no self-control.
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >Fetch boy....good dog....
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> Thanks for demonstrating that you're a total asshole.
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> Feel free to repeat yourself.
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >LOL!!!  How typical.  Now this asshole wants to blame others for his
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >faults.
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!   The cunt thinks his/her inability to be original
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> is my fault!
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >This asshole thinks his inability to not respond is my fault.  Go fetch
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >that stick.  Good dog.
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> Your originality is underrwhelming.
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >Your inability to understand that you're nothing but a damn puppet on a
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >string is quite humerous (sic).  I say "jump", and you say "how high?".  I
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >say "fetch" and you go fetch.  LOL!!!
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> When did you last go for a reality check, moron?
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >LOL!!!!  I throw the stick and you chase it.  That's reality, bitch.
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >And, you prove it everytime you respond.
> >> >> >> >> > >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> Only in your parallel universe, cunt.   LOL
> >> >> >> >> > >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >That explains why you responded, eh bitch?
> >> >> >> >> > >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> I already explained it to you, cunt.  I always have the last word.
> >> >> >> >> > >> Read and weep.
> >> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> >> > >Fetch!
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Regressing again?
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> No, I'm sticking to what my original statement was.  Only a troll like
> >> >> >> >> you would think sticking to the subject is regressing.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> <snigger>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> > Still lacking the self-control to walk away,
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >bitch?
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> I ain't going anywhere, shitforbrains.
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >That's a good dog...
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> And again!   Really impressive!
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >Yes, your fetching skills are quite impressive.  Fetch!!!
> >> >> >> >> > >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> >> See what I mean?   Ever heard the expression "one trick pony"?
> >> >> >> >> > >> >
> >> >> >> >> > >> >Good dog.  Fetch, again!
> >> >> >> >> > >>
> >> >> >> >> > >> There you are.  Point proven!
> >> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> >> > >Yep, you've proven you're only capable on chasing sticks, you are
> >> >> >> >> > >indeed a "one trick pony".
> >> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> >> > >Here's another stick for you to chase....fetch!
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > And, just to reinforce my point, you've done it again, you silly cunt.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Quit chasing sticks, fucknut, and then you can quit bitching about me
> >> >> >> >> throwing them.  Damn, how stupid are you?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > <snigger>
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Fetch, bitch!
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Eat shit, cunt!
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Fetch, bitch!
> >> >> >
> >> >> Shabbat shalom, asshole.
> >> >
> >> >Good dog!
> >> >
> >> >Fetch, bitch!
> >> >
> >> Poke, poke.
> >
> >Good dog!
> >
> >Fetch, bitch
> >
> Poke, poke.

Good dog!

Fetch, bitch!
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Newsgroups: soc.culture.jewish,soc.culture.israel,alt.abortion,alt.games.diablo,alt.gossip.royalty
Subject: Re: A jew joke (was Re: Just a stray thought)
Date: 30 Oct 2006 08:27:37 -0800
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